Okay, we'll get an estimate on adding grass to the soccer field.
好的 我们会考虑一下给足球场加草
Good meeting.
会议开得不错
Oh Jeff, what time is dinner?
对了杰夫 晚饭什么时候
Uh, dinner?
晚饭吗
Jeff, you didn't invite Shirley?
杰夫 你没邀请雪瑞吗
Well, it's Tuesday.
今天周二嘛
Shirley always goes to Elijah's karate practice on Tuesdays.
她每周二都会去参加伊莱贾的空手道训练
It's okay. Part of making sacrifices for my loved ones is not expecting my loved ones to make sacrifices.
没事的 我委屈点没关系 为所爱之人受点委屈是为了 不让所爱之人为自己受委屈
I can do tomorrow. - I can't.
明天也行 -我不行
I'm free on Fridays and Mondays...
我周一周五都有空
We're not moving it!
不能换时间
When Shirley can have dinner, we'll have another dinner, because it's just dinner.
等雪瑞有时间了 我们再一起吃一顿 一顿晚饭而已嘛
And there's no need to manipulate each other.
没必要因为这个互相指责
You know that's what you do.
因为你经常这样You know you're doing it now with that face. 你现在这个表情就是在默默指责大家
You don't like my face?
你对我的脸也不满意了
Hello, Save Greendale committee .
你们好 拯救格林德尔委员会
This is David and Bixel.
这两位是戴维和比克索
They're App designers.
他们是App应用程序开发员
They'd like to beta test their latest social- networking app on our campus , which could be good for us.
他们想在我们学校 测试一下新开发的社交应用也许会对我们很好
Look what Facebook did for Harvard, right?
脸书网就给哈佛大学带来了不少好处
Hey, guys. Bixel and I would like to introduce you to a little App called Meowmeowbeenz.
你们好 我和比克索 要向各位介绍的这个应用叫「喵喵豆」
Meowmeowbeenz let's you say how much you like, who you like, when you like, all from a standard non-boost mobile phone.
「喵喵豆」可以让你表达所有喜恶感受 包括好感程度 好感对象和好感发生时间 只要拥有普通手机便可轻松实现
Let's see how it works.
来看看如何评分
- estimate — v. 估计;估算;估价; n. 估价;(对大小、数量、成本等的)估计;估计的成本;
- committee — n. 委 员会;
- campus — n.(大学)校园;大学，大学生活;校园内的草地;
- mobile — n. 手机;汽车;移动电话;可动物 体; adj. 活跃的;可动的;流动的;可移动的;
Bixel, what did you think of the way the Dean introduced us?
比克索 刚刚校长对我们的介绍你感觉如何
I thought he did great.
我觉得非常棒
That's why I'm giving him five Meowmeowbeenz.
所以我要给他五颗「喵喵豆」
Well, Bixel, I'm sorry, but I thought his intro was just okay.
是吗 比克索 可是我觉得他的介绍很一般
That's why I'm gonna give him two out of five meowmeowbeenz.
所以我就给他 两颗「喵喵豆」吧
My meowmeowbeenz.
我的「喵喵豆」
With meowmeowbeenz, students can rate teachers.
通过使用「喵喵豆」 学生可以评价老师
Teachers can rate students.
老师也可以评价学生
Everyone and anyone can rate each other.
每个人都可以评价其他人
Meowmeowbeenz.
「喵喵豆」
You know...
其实吧
I could...
是这样
I fought for this country, and I know you don't get to pick and choose the parts you fight for, but I know...
我为这个国家奋战过 我知道每个人都不能选择为了什么去奋战 但我知道
I should go number two soon.
我得去上大号了
Hurry up! I'm late for Human Rights class.
快点 我要赶不上人权课了
I'm sorry.
不好意思啊
Why is Starburns carrying Garrett's books?
为什么星霸在帮加瑞特拿东西
It's like toast bossing crackers around.
简直就是吐司在对饼干颐指气使
I mean , I guess.
大概这种感觉
Garrett's got three meowmeowbeenz.
加瑞特有三颗喵喵豆
Starburns is a two.
星霸只有两颗
Are you telling me people are actually using this stupid app?
难道大家真在用这个蠢透了的App吗
It's addictively effective . - No, it's effectively stupid.
好用到相当上瘾 -是相当愚蠢
There already was a rating system in place called "Cool people get more,"
已经有一套很完备的评价系统了 那就是「好人有好报」
and it was working fine.
而且挺好用的
Meowmeowbeenz takes everything subjective and unspoken about human interaction and reduces it to explicit, objective numbers.
喵喵豆把人际交往中的主观意识 以及难以言说的感受 转换成了明确而客观的数字
I've never felt more alive.
我第一次觉得如此有活力
- rate — n.比率，率;速度;价格;等级; vt.认为;估价;责骂; vi.责骂;被评价;
- toast — n.干杯;烤面包;接受敬酒的 人;(在某领域)广受赞誉的人; vt.向…祝酒，为…干杯; vi.烤火，取暖;使暖和;烘烤(面包片等);
- mean — adj.平均的;卑鄙的;低劣的;吝啬的; vt.意味;想要;意欲; n.平均值; vi.用意;
- effective — adj.有效 的，起作用的;实际的，实在的;给人深刻印象;
- system — n.制度，体制;系统;方法;
- subjective — adj.主 观的;个人的;自觉的;
- interaction — n. 相互作用;[航]干扰;
- objective — n. 目标;目的;(望远镜或显微镜的) 物镜; adj. 客观的;就事论事的;不带个人感情的;客观存在的;
As long as you're happy, I'm unsettled.
你若安好 便是阴天
Hey, guys.
你们好
What happened to you?
你这是怎么了
I sat on a toilet so long, my feet fell asleep, then I noticed limping was getting meowmeowbeenz, so I just kind of started committing.
我坐在厕所太久 脚麻了 然后发现一瘸一拐能骗到喵喵豆 所以我就一直这样了
Did you understand a word he said?
你听懂他说的话了吗
Hey, here you go. Here you go.
对了 就是这个 就是这个
Nobody is gonna down-vote a guy on his birthday.
没有人会给寿星打低分的
Wait. Are you using meowmeowbeenz?
等等 你也用喵喵豆吗
If you can't kill it, join it.
不能力挽狂澜 不如顺其自然
When you get older, you're gonna see the warning signs.
等你老了 就会看得出一些警示Mark Zuckerberg is Fidel Castro in flip-flops. 马克·扎克伯格是穿着人字拖的巨人
Meowmeowbeenz is gonna make East Berlin look like Woodstock.
喵喵豆会让东柏林跟伍德斯托克一样酷
You take my word for that.
我把话给你放这儿
Do you own stock in trivial pursuit's baby boom edition ?
你是不是还存着 棋盘问答游戏生育高峰版 [1983年推出]
Britta. - Wh...
布雷塔 -什么...
Please tell me you're not using this App.
你不是也在用这个手机App吧
Uh, I liked the idea at first, giving a voice to the unheard, but then Annie just told me that the rating system is exponentially weighted.
我一开始还挺喜欢的 每个人都能发表见解 可是安妮刚跟我说 这个评价系统里的地位是指数上升的
As your ratings go up, your ratings of other people
随着你的评价升高 你对其他人的评价
become more important. - No.
也会更加重要 -不是吧
It just means the more others like you, the more likeable you can make others.
也就是说别人越喜欢你 你就越能决定别人的受欢迎程度
It makes sense to me.
我觉得可以啊
means]; You know who else it made sense to?
你知道有谁会同意你的看法吗
- Mark — n.标志;马克;符号;痕迹; vi.作记号; vt.标志;做标记于;打分数;
- stock — n. 股票;库存;储备;牲畜; v. 库存;储备;(在湖里,河里)放鱼;(给农场)购买家畜; adj. 老一套的;常备的;
- boom — n. 繁荣;吊杆;(某种体 育运动、音乐等)突然风靡的时期;帆桁; v. 激增;繁荣昌盛;轰鸣;轰响; adj. 〈美〉猛涨起来的;
- edition — n. 版次;版本(出版形式);(报纸、杂志的)一份;一辑;
- means — n.手段;方法;财产; v.意思是;打算 (mean的第三人称单数)[复数
Say "Hitler" One more time, and I'm giving you a two.
你再说一次希特勒 我就给你两颗喵喵豆
Jeff, are you not registered?
杰夫 你居然没注册吗
The longer you wait, the harder it's gonna be to get your number up.
你等得越久 要想提高自己的分数就越难哦
Annie! Listen to yourself.
安妮 听听你说的话
You're learning its language.
你学会了它的语言
You're letting a video game play you.
你让一个电子游戏玩了你
I got to set these people straight.
我要让这些人头脑清醒一点
Hey, hey, uh...
等等 你这里...
Students of Greendale!
格林德尔的学生们
We don't have to worship a calculator !
不要这样崇拜一个计算器
There is no formula for people!
没有公式能够计算人类
You're punishing me for being alive!
因为我活得真实 你们要惩罚我吗
That's the general idea, baby.
不然你以为呢 宝贝
You're gonna think I'm joking, but you were getting through to me more with mustard on your lip.
我这么说也许有点扯 但你嘴角沾着芥末时 所说的话更有影响力
Oh, shut up. - He's not kidding, Britta.
你给我闭嘴 -他没开玩笑 布雷塔
I thought I was imagining it.
我还以为是我的错觉
When you had mustard on your lip, I was more open to your opinion.
你嘴上沾着芥末酱的时候 我比较容易接受你的观点
Maybe it dilutes or distracts from your excessive intensity .
也许能够冲淡或者缓和你的强硬态度
Maybe it dilutes or distracts from your stupid butt.
也许能冲淡或者缓和你个大头鬼
How you doing, Rog?
你好吗 罗格
Hey, Charlotte. I see what you did there.
夏洛特 我看到你的变化啦
Vicki, I love this.
薇琪 这身搭配好棒
- learning — n.学习;学问; v.学习(learn的现在分词);
- video — n.[电子]视频;录像，录像机;电视; adj.视频 的;录像的;电视的; v.录制;
- worship — n.崇拜;礼拜;尊敬; vt.崇拜;尊敬;爱慕; vi.拜神;做礼拜;
- calculator — n. 计算器;
- formula — n. 公式;方案;方程;算式; adj. (赛车)方程式的(指赛车要符合规定的体 积,重量及汽缸容量等);
- being — n.存在;生命;本质;品格; adj.存在的;现有的;
- general — adj.一般的，普 通的;综合的;大体的; n.一般;将军，上将;常规;
- excessive — adj.过多的，极度的;过分的;
- intensity — n. 强度;强烈;[电子]亮度;紧张;
Shirley's a five.
雪瑞有五颗豆
How? - She's nice to people, jeff.
怎么会 -她对人很好 杰夫
You know Shirley.
你也了解雪瑞的
Oh, Vicki, thank you.
谢谢你 薇琪Did you just give me four meowmeowbeenz? 你刚刚给我评了四颗喵喵豆吗
I love my four from Vicki.
我很感谢薇琪给我的四颗豆豆
No!
不要
Stop it!
别这样
I didn't mean it.
我不是故意的
Yeah.
是啊
I do know Shirley.
我确实了解她
We should be having brownies.
我们来做布朗尼蛋糕吧
I'm going to help Shirley.
我要去帮雪瑞了
Not a bad idea for you, Britta. She could make you a two again.
你也该来 布雷塔 她可以让你变成二豆
Screw your twos, and screw meowmeowbeenz.
去你的二豆 去他的喵喵豆
I know that's your one talking.
也就只有你这样想
What are you doing?
你要干什么
Registering for meowmeowbeenz.
注册喵喵豆
I'm gonna become a five and expose this thing for the sham it is.
我要变成五颗豆 然后揭露它的真相 这个破玩意
Oh, now you're speaking my language.
这才像我的风格
That's unintentional, trust me.
我不是故意的 真的
Just make sure you know the real reason you're doing something, or you'll fail before you start.
一定要记住你的真正目标 不然就会出师未捷身先死
That's actually a good point.
确实有道理
It is? Why?
真的吗 为什么
Oh, come on!
不是吧你
So I'm like, "That's two cups," and she's like, "What?"
我说「就两杯」 她说「什么」
I'm like, "Two cups, balls back, tops off."
我就说「两杯酒 球就有 肉就露」
All right, Trent, Mulch, Dave, Herpie, Clutch, Dirt mouth, Rope , Tingles, Cat Woman, Steve.
好了 特伦特 麻池 戴夫 哈派 握爪 贱嘴 阿绳 刺丁丁 猫女 史蒂夫
All right, keep it floppy.
行了 继续颓废吧
Haul it, ball it, never call it.
可以脱可以睡 永远不会累
Girls are objects.
女孩是目标
- Screw — vt.旋，拧;压榨;强迫; n.螺旋;螺丝钉;吝啬鬼; vi.转动，拧;
- expose — vt.揭露，揭发;使曝光;显 示;
- reason — n.理由;理性;动机; vi.推论;劝说; vt.说服;推论;辩论;
- fail — vi.失败，不及格;破产;缺乏;衰退; vt.不及格;使失望;忘记;舍弃; n.不及格;
- Dirt — n.污垢，泥土;灰尘，尘土;下流话;
- Rope — n. 绳索;粗绳;线 缆;圈绳; v. 用绳子捆(或绑、系);用绳子系牢;捆紧;用套索抓捕(动物);
Yeah!
噢耶
Two meowmeowbeenz.
两颗喵喵豆
Congratulations.
恭喜啊
Abed was just explaining that the fives get to choose
阿布蒂告诉我有五颗喵喵豆的人
what setting the air conditioning is on. - Yep.
可以决定空调的档位 -没错
Is it me, or are more people wearing gray.
穿灰色的人多了不少是我的错觉吗
I feel like I'm in a commercial , And someone's about to hand me a starburst.
我感觉像在拍广告 马上会有人递给我一颗星爆糖
Threes and twos tend to wear neutral colors.
三豆和二豆的人趋向于穿中间色
Looking like you want to move up can get you moved down.
企图升级反而会被降级
Abed, hey. - Hi.
阿布蒂 -你好
Come on. - Come here.
快来 -快来
Those are other threes.
他们也是三颗豆We talk about how we're glad we're not twos. 我们都说很高兴自己不是二豆
Small talk, guys.
悄悄话 伙计们
I make small talk now.
我现在说悄悄话了
Hello, Jeffrey.
你好 杰夫瑞
I see you decided to join meowmeowbeenz.
你也加入喵喵豆了啊
Oh, it's a great tool for living.
这是一个很好的生活用具
You look great. - You look great.
你气色不错啊 -你气色也不错
You know what you're doing. - You know what you're doing.
你知道自己在干什么 -你也知道
I'm watching you, okay?
咱们走着瞧 好吧
Yeah, you'll be watching my hinder, mama, And choking on its billowing plume of highly rated dust.
你瞧我菊花吧 臭娘们 别让我的高能螺旋屁给呛死
Fours and above only.
四豆及以上准入
These are snacks for the fives.
这是五豆们的零食
Yeah? You're a two.
是吗 你是二豆
Leonard, would you rather a three serve the fives food?
伦纳德 你希望三豆来送餐吗
No.
不
It is no secret that the threes and twos Are growing suspicious of the fours and fives.
三豆和四豆们对五豆起疑 已经不是什么秘密了
All I know is that it's my birthday.
我只知道今天是我的生日
- setting — n.环境;安装;布置;[天]沉落; v.放置;沉没;使…处于某位置(set的ing形式);
- commercial — adj. 贸易的;商业的;赢利的;以获利为目的的; n. (电台或电视播放的)广告;
- tend — vi.趋向，倾向;照料，照 顾; vt.照料，照管;
- neutral — n. 中立国;(汽车排挡)空挡;中立者;素净色; adj. 中立的;持平的;无倾向性 的;中立国的;
- highly — adv.高度地;非常;非常赞许地;
- suspicious — adj.可疑的;怀疑的;多疑的;
What if we give these people something to believe in again?
我们是不是应该给他们一丝希望
Koogler?
酷哥
I know what you guys think of me, okay?
我知道你们如何看我 好吗
'"Hey, it's Koogler."
「瞧 这是酷哥」
You know. "He's cool."
「这家伙很酷」
'"He likes to get laid. He's not that old."
「他想泡妞 他还不是很老」
But I'm a five because I know what the twos and the threes need.
但我是五豆因为我知道二豆三豆们的需求
What do we all need?
我们所有人需要什么
Entertainment .
娱乐
A talent show.
选秀
An event where threes and twos can rise and fall.
舞台上 三豆和二豆可以升级和降级
It helps people believe in the system.
建立人们对体制的信心
Give my spot to someone else. I don't want to be a five.
把我的位置给别人吧 我不想当五豆
I was happy as a three. I'm miserable .
我当三豆时很开心 现在很痛苦
Oh, dear Abed.
亲爱的阿布蒂
So humble .
太谦逊了
You people are monsters.
你们这些人是魔鬼
Well, if there's nothing else, then...
如果没有别的事了...
Speak.
说吧
Headline items...a few twos broke into a supply closet and stole a box of peanut butter.
标题报道 一伙二豆冲砸了一个储物柜 偷走了一盒花生酱
The futurization of the campus decor is almost complete.
校园未来主义风格装修基本完成
And a few hours ago, Jeff Winger became a four.
还有几个小时前 杰夫·翁格成为四豆
That's nice.
这太好了
You there, girl.
那边的姑娘
How many meowmeowbeenz?
你有几颗喵喵豆
Two!
两颗
Two? Are you lost, two?
二豆 你迷路了吗 二豆
Yes. Are you lost, two?
是的 你迷路了吗 二豆
I'll escort her to the common area.
我送她去公用区
- Entertainment — n. 娱乐;娱乐活动;招待;款待;
- talent — n.才能;天才;天资;
- event — n.事件，大事;项目;结 果;
- spot — n.地点;斑点; vt.认出;弄脏;用灯光照射; vi.沾上污渍;满是斑点; adj.现场的;现货买卖的; adv. 准确地;恰好;
- miserable — adj.悲惨的;痛苦的;卑鄙的;
- humble — adj.谦逊的;简陋的;(级别或地位)低下 的;不大的; vt.使谦恭;轻松打败(尤指强大的对手);低声下气;
- Headline — n. (报纸的)大字标题;(电台或 电视的)新闻摘要; v. 给(报道、文章)加标题;是(音乐会或演出的)主角;
- supply — n.供给，补给;供应品; vt.供给，提供;补充; vi.供给;替代;
You're a four?
你是四豆吗
I don't recognize you.
我不认识你
He's new beenz.
他是新人
Bye-bye, new beenz.
拜拜 新人
Threes and twos must leave building one after 7:00.
三豆和四豆七点后必须离开一号楼
Building one after 7:00 is fours only.
七点后只有四豆准入
What are you doing here? - How goes the revolution ?
你来这里干嘛 -起义准备的如何了
I can't break a four.
我最多只能得到四豆
It's impossible to get any higher without half the fives in your corner.
得不到半数五豆的支持 根本没办法继续升级
They got this thing locked up.
他们把路堵死了
Yeah, but they're nervous.
是的 但他们紧张
They're hosting a talent show to prove that anyone can be a five.
他们要举行一次选秀 证明所有人都能成为五豆
If you enter it, you'll be center stage with all eyes on you, and you can tell everyone this isn't democracy .
如果你参加 可以众目睽睽下 站在舞台中央 然后告诉所有人这不是民主
This is tyranny.
这是专制
I'm sorry. Can you put some mustard...
抱歉 你能涂些芥末吗
I shouldn't have to put mustard on my face for this to make sense.
我不在脸上涂芥末 也能讲出道理
You know we have to take this system down.
你知道我们必须推翻这个体制
You know...
知道吗
I once loved a two.
我曾与一个二豆相爱
Matthew...
马修
He was my everything.
他是我的一切
But numbers change.
但后来级别变了
I'll keep your secret, new beenz.
我会替你们保密的 新人
It says you're next.
你是下一位Now, Jeffrey, I beg you not to take this risk . 杰夫瑞 我求你不要冒险
You know what they say.
你知道那个顺口溜
Fives have lives, fours have chores, Threes have fleas, twos have blues, And ones don't get a rhyme because they're garbage .
五豆很惬意 四豆有压力 三豆有臭气 二豆很抑郁 一豆不配押韵 因为他们是狗屁
Craig, I got this.
克拉格 我能行
- recognize — vt.认出，识别;承认; vi.确认，承认;具结;
- revolution — n.革命;旋转;运行;循环;
- prove — vt. 证明;检验;显示; vi.证明是;
- center — n.中心，中央;中锋;中心点; vi.居中，被置于中心; vt.集中，使聚 集在一点;定中心; adj.中央的，位在正中的;
- stage — n.阶段;舞台;戏剧;驿站; vt.举行;上演;筹划; vi.举 行;适于上演;乘驿车旅行;
- democracy — n.民主，民主主义;民主政治;
- risk — n.风险;危险;冒险; vt.冒…的 危险;
- garbage — n.垃圾;废物;
No!
不要啊
No, please!
不要啊 拜托
Not the outlands!
别送我去荒土
Please!
求你们了
Boo on you!
去死吧
The fives have spoken!
五豆教导我们
And you...uh...
而你...
are not very good and...
不是非常好 而且...
What? No! Please!
神马 拜托 不要啊
I'm just not very good at public speaking and...
我只是在不擅长在公开场合演讲
Last chance, Jeffrey.
最后一次机会 杰夫瑞
Showtime.
表演开始
My name is Jeff Winger.
我叫杰夫·翁格
I recently became a four.
我刚成为四豆不久
Funny thing is, when I was a two, I didn't actually have any less.
有趣的是 当我还是二豆时 我没感觉少什么
But I did have a lot of crazy friends.
但我却有很多疯狂的朋友
Hey, my name's Tommy Talouca.
你好 我是汤米·特鲁卡
I'm from hallway "C."
我是C厅的
I'm a two!
我是二豆
I got to get to the cafeteria before they run out of apples!
我得赶去食堂 不然苹果就被吃光了
What is with twos and apples?
二豆和苹果有什么问题呢
You're given three kinds of fruit.
你被赐予三种水果
Mix it up.
混起来嘛
Then you become a four.
然后你成了四豆
And you get that, uh... that four walk.
你迈起了四豆的方步
You know what I'm talking about? It's like this.
知道什么意思吧 就像这样
It's like one of these.
就像这种
And they got a little trail of twos behind them, And they're like "Hey, is there an apple up there?"
还有一帮二豆跟在屁股后边 他们问 那边有苹果吃吗
Wow. What else is going on?
还有什么有趣的事呢
He's killing it.
他太棒了
There came a time when I has to a "Aks" Myself, Did I even want to be a three?
那个时候 我不得不问自己 我真的想成为三豆吗
Or did I just hate myself for being a two?
还是我讨厌自己是二豆
I don't know.
我不知道
All I know is...
我只知道
I sure do love them apples!
我真的喜欢吃苹果
Oh, the Koog "Approogs."
酷哥喜欢
That's a five!
给五豆耶 Yeah!
Review. Review meow meow meow meow meow!
评论 评论喵喵喵喵喵
Review. Review meow meow meow meow meow!
评论 评论喵喵喵喵喵
- recently — adv.最近;新近;
- given — adj.赠予的;沉溺的;规定的; prep.考虑到; v.给予(give的过去分词);
- trail — v. 跟踪;追踪;(被)拖;磨蹭; n. 小径;路径;踪迹;足迹;
Down here, guys.
击掌呗 伙计们
Yeah, yeah.
是啊 是啊
Can I get a picture?
能照张相吗I want my future kids to know this happened. 我想让我未来的孩子了解这些
I admire your optimism, Garrett.
我佩服你的乐观 加瑞
What the hell ? - I don't want to hear it.
搞毛啊 -我不想听
I got this far because I need to take Shirley down.
我走这么远 就是为了干掉雪瑞
What about everyone else? - Look around you, Britta.
那其他人怎么办 -看看吧 布雷塔
Everyone wanted this.
所有人都想要这个
Fives only, ma'am.
五豆准入 女士
Oh, great. Come on.
太好了 拜托啊
You...you think this system's gonna last forever?
你以为这一套体系真的会万古长存吗
I'm gonna free people's minds.
我要解放人们的思想I'm a psych major . Words are my weapons. 我可是学心理学的 语言就是我的武器
I'm a security guard. Weapons are my weapons.
我是保安 武器就是我的武器
Welcome, fives, to the inaugural fancy future dance.
五豆们 欢迎来到 幻想未来升级舞会
I'm glad you don't think making Jeff a five was a mistake like everybody else.
很高兴你们没和其他人一样 觉得杰夫当五豆是个错误
I believe in taking risks.
我主张要勇于冒险
Yeah! Jeff's really cool.
对呀 杰夫超酷的
Couldn't help but notice that Shirley didn't clap with the rest of you after my performance .
我不禁注意到在我表演之后 雪瑞居然没有和其他人一起鼓掌
Is she always so different?
她总是这么与众不同吗
If you talk to me, I can't concentrate on the dance moves.
如果你跟我说话 我就记不住舞步了
You don't believe the rumors, do you, Koogler, that Jeff manipulated his way to the top?
你应该不会相信那些谣言吧 酷哥 传言说杰夫靠耍手段才升到了顶级
Shirley, I can hear what you're saying.
雪瑞 我全都能听到好吗
- admire — vt.钦佩;赞美; vi.钦佩;称赞;
- hell — n.地狱;究竟(作加强语气词);训斥;黑暗势力; vi.过放荡生活; 飞驰; int.该死;见鬼(表示惊奇、烦恼、厌恶、恼怒、失望等);
- major — adj.主要的;重要的;主修的;较多 的; n.[人类]成年人;主修科目;陆军少校; vi.主修;
- security — n.安全;保证;证券;抵押品; adj.安全的;保安 的;保密的;
- fancy — n.幻想;想象力;爱好; adj.想象的;奇特的;昂贵的;精选的; vt.想象;喜爱;设想;自负; vi. 幻想;想象;
- clap — n. 鼓掌;拍手;掌声;拍手声; v. 拍手(表示赞许或欣赏);击掌;(常指友好地)轻拍某人的背 (或肩);
- performance — n. 性能;表现;业绩;表演;
- concentrate — n. 浓缩物; v. 聚精会神;集中(注意力); 使…集中(或集合、聚集);(使)浓缩;
You're trying to manipulate someone into thinking I'm manipulative.
你现在才是在耍手段让大家以为 我在耍手段
No one ever knows what you're talking about I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about.
从来没有人知道你在说什么 我很肯定我完全不知道你在说什么
because you never say what you mean.
因为你从来不把话讲明白
Do you want to have this conversation, or do you want to just keep flexing your veiny arms and throwing out apples?
你是想继续这段对话呢 还是想继续用你那血脉偾张的胳膊 扔苹果玩呢
Tranquility is advancement.
平静就是进步
A happy three is a future four.
一个快乐的三豆就是未来的四豆
Twos and threes, you're accepting a life you don't have to live!
二豆三豆们 你们正在过不应该过的生活
Stand up for yourselves!
为你们自己奋战吧
Really?
不是吧你们
Ugh, fine.
行 算你们狠
Give me that. - Hey!
把这个给我 -喂
You're all alive!
你们都是鲜活的人
You are all alive!
你们都是鲜活的人
Look at the mustard on my face, but listen to my words.
看着我脸上的芥末酱 仔细听我说的话
You're one of the angriest, most vindictive...
你是最愤怒 最腹黑...
You're the angry one, because the rules got changed on you, Winger.
你才是愤怒的那个 因为你的规则被改变了 翁格You can't just be cool and be in charge now. 你现在不能扮酷当领导了
No, you have to gossip and give out food
才不是 你才得靠八卦和分发食物
and make people feel guilty . - Okay, yeah.
然后让人们心怀愧疚 -是吗
I bust my ass making a world full of selfish idiots
我呕心沥血就为了让一个全是自私白痴的世界
remember my name! - Fine.
铭记住我的芳名 -很好
Call it hard work, but don't tell me the system Measures who's nice.
你可真努力啊 但是别跟我说是这种 靠评价人品的系统
Actually, it kind of does.
其实 这系统挺管用的
Security, banish them to the outlands with the rest of the ones!
保安 把他们流放荒土 跟那些下人一起过活吧
Oh, no!
不要
- thinking — adj.思考的;思想的;有理性的;好思考的; n.思考;思想;想法;意见;见解; v.思考(think的现在分 词);
- charge — n.费用;电荷;掌管;控告;命令;负载; vt.使充电;使承担;指责;装载;对…索费;向…冲去; vi.充 电;控告;索价;向前冲;记在账上;
- guilty — adj.有罪的;内疚的;
- selfish — adj.自私的;利己主义的;
Okay, okay, okay. - No! No!
好好好 -不要啊
Ladies and gentlemen, please put your tray tables in their party positions...
女士们先生们 用你们的餐盘 占据他们的位置吧
So sayeth captain Koogler.
敬酷哥船长
Actually, keep the tray tables where they are, Koogler.
请将餐盘保留原地吧 酷哥
The rule of the fives is over!
五豆的统治已经结束了
Long live the review-lution!
评论革命万岁
No! - That comes down?
不可以 -居然掉下来了
Okay, okay, all right, all right, All right, all right!
好好好 好啦好啦 行了行了
Happy?
高兴吗
Are you happy?
你高兴吗
Look, I knew you couldn't go to that stupid dinner.
我知道你参加不了那个白痴晚饭
That's why I didn't invite you.
所以我才没邀请你
It's nice to be invited anyway .
但被邀请总是好的
Sure, if you're a control freak.
行啊 如果你是个控制狂的话
Oh, and you clearly hate control.
很显然你讨厌控制是吧
No.
错
I love it.
我爱控制
I guess it's easy to pretend that you don't when you got it.
我想当人掌控一切时是很容易假装不在乎的
You'd think we'd be better friends because we're both such big fans of the same thing.
你有没有觉得咱俩更应该当朋友 因为你我都对同一样东西痴迷不已
You there! Ones!
你俩 一豆们
You are permitted back indoors by decree of Britta, the mother of ones.
你们可以回屋里了 此乃奉布雷塔之命 至高无上的妈妈桑
And do I hear correctly that as a five, you felt you could park in handicap spots?
我听的没错吧 作为一个五豆 你觉得自己有权在残疾人停车位停车是吗
Well, you see, that's just part of the Koogler style.
话说 这只是酷哥派的一部分而已
It's human crap style. Rate him!
这是人渣派 给他评豆
Well, that's low.
太低了吧
All fives must be cleansed of their five filth and reduced to oneness.
所有的五豆必须清洗他们肮脏的五豆身份 将其减至一豆
Jeff. Hey, Shirley.
杰夫 雪瑞
I'm not a five anymore. I'm a one like everyone else.
我不再是五豆了 我跟其他人一样都是一豆
I'm like everyone else.
我现在跟其他人一样了
- tray — n. 盘;托盘;碟;(各种用途的)浅塑料盒;
- anyway — adv.无论如何，不管怎样;总之;
- pretend — vi.假 装，伪装，佯装; adj.假装的; vt.假装，伪装，模拟;
Who's next?
下一个是谁
All right, time to pull the plug .
行了 该收摊了
Oh, Great mother of ones, Mustard-faced savior, there is still a five hiding among us that has not been cleansed.
至高无上的妈妈桑啊 芥末抹脸的救世主 现在还有一个五豆隐藏在我们其中 并没有被清洗
Nonsense .
无稽之谈
All fives were reduced to oneness in the great purge of about two minutes ago.
就在两分钟前的大清洗运动中 所有的五豆都被降为一豆了
This five cheats.
这个五豆撒谎了
It never registered, yet was given a five from outside the system.
他从没有注册过 他是从系统外被赋予了五颗豆
Behold...
请看一下
The meowmeowbeenz App.
喵喵豆App吧
Its beta test ended days ago.
内测活动几天前就结束了It's now available in the App store...99 cents. 现在已经在App商店上架了 99美分
Five stars.
五星评价
This five lied to us, used us, judged us, yet exempts itself from judgment.
它欺骗了我们 利用了我们 对我们妄加评价 却让它自己免于被评价
And I'm pretty sure it's selling our information to spammers because I am getting a lot more email, and trust me, my penis needs no enlargement.
而且我很肯定它把我们的信息卖给了垃圾邮件因为我收到的垃圾邮件越来越多 请相信我 爷的男根无需增大术
So how do you cleanse a five that's unregistered?
那么怎么清洗一个从未注册过的五豆呢
Delete it.
卸载它
By the way, guys, it's a Saturday.
顺便说一句 今天是周六
Um, you're all in school for nothing.
你们却都聚在学校无所事事
Go home and get some sleep.
回家睡觉吧
No!
不行
No. Wait.
不要 等一下
No, don't go! Where are you going?
不要 别走 你们去哪儿
No.
不要
Attention, Greendale.
格林德尔全体师生注意
I'd like to propose we basically forget everything that happened over the last few days.
我提议大家都忘却 前几天发生的种种事情吧
And I don't anticipate a lot of pushback on that.
我也不想看到大家有所抵触
- plug — n.插头;塞子;栓; vi.塞住;用插头将与电源接通; vt.插入;塞住;接插头;
- Nonsense — n.胡说;废话; adj.荒谬的; int.胡说！;
- outside — adj.外面的，外部的;外来的; n.外部;外观; adv.在外面，向外面;在室 外; prep.在…范围之外;
- available — adj.可获得的;可购得的;可找到的;有空的;
- pretty — adj.漂亮的;可爱 的;优美的; adv.相当地;颇; n.漂亮的人;
- Delete — v. 删去;删除;
- propose — v. 建议;提议;求婚;打算;
- basically — adv.主要地，基本上;
I think we're all pretty embarrassed.
我觉得大家都觉得挺丢人的
Hey, there. - Oh, hey.
你好吗 -嘿
So I was thinking about checking out this new restaurant tonight.
我刚刚在想今晚去那个新餐厅看看
Oh, that's sweet, but I can't tonight.
真贴心 但今晚我不行
Not even takeout?
外卖也不行吗
We could eat in the study room.
我们可以在学习室吃
Oh, I think I have time for that.
这个时间我还是有的
Jeffrey.
杰夫瑞
What?
干吗
I'm not gonna take it off.
我才不要脱掉呢
I still got two days left on the rental.
我这套衣服租期还剩两天呢
Every once in a while, a film comes along that takes a serious look at higher education.
每过一段时间 就会出现一部电影 对高等教育进行一番深究
This is not one of them.
这其中不包括他们
Gentlemen...
先生们
Assume the party.
派对开始
This summer...
这个夏天
Fun has a new name.
欢乐被赋予了一个新名字
Koogler? Koogler!
酷哥 酷哥
Koogler. - Koogler!
酷哥 -酷哥
Koogler!
酷哥
Koogler! Koogler!
酷哥 酷哥
Hope you don't mind if I play through.
希望你们不介意我开过去
Hammer Road Pictures invited you to meet the man...
大锤之路画报为您引介这个不凡的男人
The myth ...
这个神秘的...
I'm photocopying my rear end.
我正在影印我的屁屁
The Koogler.
酷哥
Koogler.
酷哥
I guess I have what you might call an aversion to education.
我想我对教育拥有一种大家所说的 厌恶之情
Do you even have a career plan?
你居然连职业规划也没有吗
Yeah, uh, does getting laid count?
是啊 泡妞算吗
No!
不算
Mitchell D. Hurwitz is Koogler...
米切尔·D·赫维兹就是酷哥
Rated "R."
评为R级
- anticipate — vt.预期,期望;占先,抢先;提前使用;
- Assume — vt.承担;假定;采取;呈现;僭取;篡夺;夺取;擅用; 侵占;
- Hammer — n. 锤子;链球;榔头;(拍卖用的)木槌; v. 锤打;连续击打(尤指发出大声);猛踢;猛击;
- myth — n.神话;虚构的人，虚构的事;
- rear — v. 抚养;养育;饲养;培养; n. 屁股;后部;臀部; adj. 后面的;后部 的;
- career — n.生涯;职业;事业;速度，全速; adj.作为毕生职业的; vi.全速前进，猛冲;