S05E06 — Save Greendale committee , please welcome Our newest member, math teacher

📺 Community📅 Season 5 · Episode 6📊 中级
02:00

Save Greendale committee , please welcome Our newest member, math teacher Ben Chang.

「拯救格林德尔委员会」 让我们欢迎新成员数学老师 本·昌

00:11

Okay, let's get serious.

现在开始切入正题

00:12

I've compiled a short list Of the most immediate Greendale emergencies.

我总结了一份简短的清单 列举了格林德尔面临的各种危机

00:17

Is deforestation on the list?

上面有「滥砍滥伐森林」吗

00:19

I, for one, am glad that this is happening.

我很高兴有这个委员会存在

00:21

What this school needs is a band of heroes, Champions willing to rise up and "Get all those potatoes out of the gym."

这所学校需要一群英雄 一群愿意赴汤蹈火的战士 「誓将体育馆的土豆驱逐出去」

00:29

We're like house vagadosh in the HBO original series Bloodlines of Conquest .

我们就像HBO台播的 「权力的血战」里的家养小精灵

00:33

Ohh, yeah! - Bloodlines of Conquest.

没错 -「权力的血战」

00:34

That's my show right there.

我大爱那部剧

00:35

That is a good show.

确实拍得不错

00:36

They really get the incest right.

极好诠释了「乱伦」的概念

00:40

What the hell is Bloodlines of Conquest?

「权力的血战」到底是什么

00:42

It's a medieval fantasy series.

一部中世纪奇幻题材的电视剧

00:44

It's based on these great books that nobody seems to read.

改编自一部无人问津的史诗巨作

00:45

It's great.

这部剧很好看

00:46

It's got betrayal, boobs, espionage, dragons.

有背叛 有大胸 有谍战 还有龙

00:48

Oh, wait, dragons? Is that a spoiler?

什么 还有龙 求别剧透

00:51

I just started season one.

我才开始看第一季

00:52

I don't start watching shows until they're so popular That watching them is no longer a statement .

我要等一部剧足够火之后才会开始看 这样才不会显得我刻意装逼

00:57

So because you're three seasons behind, We have to live in a fantasy world where there's no such thing as dragons?

就因为你落下了三季 我们还得活在没有龙的奇幻世界里吗 我们还得活在没有龙的奇幻世界里吗

  • committee — n. 委员会;
  • band — n. 带;波段;频带;箍; v. 加彩条(或嵌条等);(将价格、收入等)划分档次;
  • original — n.原件;原作;原物;原型; adj.原始的;最初的;独创的;新颖的;
  • series — n.系列,连续;[电]串联;级 数;丛书;
  • Conquest — n. 征服;占领;占领(或征服)的地区;(爱情或性方面)被俘虏的人;
  • hell — n.地狱;究竟 (作加强语气词);训斥;黑暗势力; vi.过放荡生活;飞驰; int.该死;见鬼(表示惊奇、烦恼、厌恶、恼怒、失 望等);
  • fantasy — n.幻想;白日梦;幻觉; adj.虚幻的; vt.空想;想像; vi.耽于幻想;奏幻想曲(等于phantasy);
  • statement — n.声明;陈述,叙述;报表,清单;
01:01

Do we also have to pretend that Lord Stevarios is still alive?

我们还要假装斯特维斯领主没死吗

01:03

Oh! - Thanks, Abed.

天呐 -谢你全家 阿布蒂

01:05

How about I just buy all the Bloodlines of Conquest books, Read ahead, and spoil the whole series for you?

要不要我买下整套「权力的血战」小说 读完以后向你剧透大结局

01:09

That's insane.

太丧心病狂了That's something an insane person would do. 只有丧心病狂的人才干得出这种事

01:12

Knuckleheads, focus .

天然呆们 注意听

01:13

Item one, the Greendale student census is out of date.

第一项 格林德尔的学生普查资料都过期了

01:17

Britta, Abed, why don't you partner up on that one?

布雷塔 阿布蒂 你俩能合作搞定不

01:19

Give you a chance to squash this beef.

给你俩一个握手言和的机会

01:21

Next, the Midterm Dance is tonight.

第二项 期中舞会今晚举行

01:23

Who wants to be on the decorating committee?

谁想加入筹备委员会呀

01:26

Fine, I'll do it. - I'll do it.

行 我做 -我也做

01:27

I will be on that committee. - Me too.

我也要进委员会 -我也是

01:31

Are you guys volunteering because you think I'll do all the work?

你们这么积极是觉得我会把所有活全包圆是吧

01:33

I wouldn't. - No. Not at all.

不是啊 -哪有 才不是咧

01:35

I don't care enough to lie, so no.

我懒得说谎 才不是呢

01:37

I will reward that honesty by giving you something easy.

为奖励大家的诚实 我会分给你们简单的活儿

01:41

A bulletin board fell down in the cafeteria a couple months ago.

几个月前 食堂的布告板掉下来了

01:44

Think you can get it hung back up?

你们可以把它重新挂上去吗

  • pretend — vi.假装,伪装,佯装; adj.假装的; vt.假装,伪装,模拟;
  • Lord — n.主;上帝; int.主,天啊; vt. 使成贵族; vi.作威作福,称王称霸;
  • spoil — n. 赃物;战利品;掠夺物;成功所带来的好处; v. 破坏;搞坏;糟 蹋;毁掉;
  • focus — n.焦点;中心;清晰;焦距; vt.使集中;使聚焦; vi.集中;聚焦;调节焦距;
  • Item — n.条款,项 目;一则;一件商品(或物品); adj.又,同上;
  • census — vt.实施统计调查; n.人口普查,人口调查;
  • partner — n.伙伴;合伙人;配偶; vi.合伙;合股;成为搭档; vt.使合作;与…合伙;
  • reward — n.[劳经]报酬;报答; 酬谢; vt.[劳经]奖励;奖赏;
  • board — n.董事会;木板;甲板;膳食; vt.上(飞机、车、船等);用板盖上;给提供 膳宿; vi.寄宿;
01:46

I'll give it a drive-by. - Great.

我会麻溜搞定 -很好

01:47

We have now completed our first task, "Have a productive meeting!"

现在第一个任务已经完成了 「一次卓有成效的会议」

01:52

For every task that we complete, a star goes on the task wall!

每当我们完成一项任务 就会在这任务墙上贴一颗星星

02:29

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah!

哦耶 这样啊 耶耶

02:35

Brince Ironstone's daughter is his mother!

布伦斯·顽石的女儿其实是他母亲

02:40

Brince ironstone's daughter is his mother!

布伦斯·顽石的女儿其实是他母亲

02:46

Hi there.

你好

03:05

What can I do for you?

有什么需要我效劳的

03:06

Can you get me a drill , a couple of screws,

能给我一把钻机 几根螺丝钉吗

03:07

And a bulletin board? - No, I cannot.

外加一个布告板 -不行

03:09

Okay, I tried. Bye.

好吧 我尽力了 拜

03:10

You wanna hang a bulletin board, you need to get a work order from the Head Janitor.

如果你想挂布告板 需要从校工总管那里获得工作排期才行

03:13

They get more powerful than you?

他们的权力比你大是吗

03:15

Hello, I'm taking the school census.

你好 我在进行全校普查

03:16

Please fill out this form, but don't talk to me.

请填写这张表格 但不要跟我讲话

03:18

I can't hear.

我听不见

03:20

Are you deaf ? But you read lips?

你是失聪人士 但你会读唇语

03:23

Barbagarbagarba garbabarbabarba?

喇嘛提了个鳎目 哑巴别了个喇叭

03:26

That was gibberish. You're good.

我就是瞎咕哝 你不错

03:29

I wish I knew sign language.

真希望我也懂手语

03:35

Are you going to have another intense burst of compatibility with a girl we never see again?

你是又要跟一个咱们再也不会见到的姑娘 来一场惊天动地的相识相知吗

03:39

I can't hear you.

我听不到你说话

03:43

The Midterm Dance will need a visual theme , Like "Let's blow off steam," And it's trains.

期中舞会需要一个惹眼的主题 比如「释放压力吧」 比较有规矩

03:50

I have an idea.

馆(或酒吧、餐馆等); 我有个主意

  • productive — adj.能生产的;生产的,生产性的;多产的;富有成效的;
  • drill — n.训练;钻孔机;钻子;播种机; vi.钻孔;训练; vt.钻孔;训练;条播;
  • order — n.命令;顺序;规则;[贸易]定单; vt.命令;整理;定购; vi.命令;定货;
  • powerful — adj.强大的;强有力的; adv.很;非常;
  • deaf — adj.聋的;
  • intense — adj.强烈的;紧张的;非常的;热 情的;
  • burst — v. 破裂;爆炸;突破;冲进; n. 爆发;点射;释放;(情感的)迸发;
  • visual — adj.视觉的,视力的;栩 栩如生的;
  • theme — n. 主题;主旋律;(学生的)作文;(句子的)主位; adj. (反映某主题或历史时期的)主题酒
03:51

Chang, your last idea was to murder .

昌 你上次的主意是谋杀别人

03:53

Edison. The bulletin board's a no-go.

埃迪生 布告板的事搞不定

03:55

Really?

真的吗

03:56

So you did your best, and this task just...

那么你尽了全力 而这项任务

04:00

eludes you?

把你难倒了

04:02

I have a lifetime of experience with red tape.

我这辈子都在跟公家的繁文缛节纠结

04:04

I know when to walk away.

我知道什么时候该收手

04:05

Yeah, you do. - Hey, Edison.

你还真懂呢 -喂 埃迪生

04:07

The system is lazy.

体制太怠惰

04:09

I have integrity, too much to deal with any of it.

我这人刚正不阿 实在应付不来

04:11

I'll do it myself.

那就我自己来吧

04:12

And I would love to watch you try.

我很乐意看到你的尝试

04:14

Okay. I am on bulletin board duty .

行啊 我来负责布告板的事情

04:18

You guys are in charge of the dance.

你们负责舞会筹备

04:25

Oh, professor Pushpin!

小图钉教授

04:28

Jerry, Carlo, Crazy Schmidt. I'm Annie.

杰瑞 卡罗 疯子施密特 我是安妮

04:30

You learned our names. - I did.

你知道我们的名字 -当然

04:32

Crazy Schmidt, how are C.J.'s Carinet lessons going?

疯子施密特 CJ的单簧管课进行得如何

04:37

Well, she's having a little trouble with his left finger lifts, but she's getting there.

她的左手手指抬起来有点难 不过她做得挺好的

04:41

Annie, do you want that bulletin board hung up?

安妮 你要把布告板挂上去是吧

04:44

Let me put in a work order for you.

我给你安排一下工作排期吧

04:49

There you go.

行了

04:50

That should happen in three to six business months.

应该是排在三到六个工作月后

04:54

Any way we could bump that up a little, so it's somewhere above...

可以不可以稍微提前一点呢 比如提前到...

04:58

'" Lower flag for Reagan's death?"

「为里根身亡降旗」的上面

05:00

You gotta talk to a custodian for that, we're janitors.

你得找管理员谈了 我们只是校工

  • murder — vt.谋杀,凶杀; n.谋杀,凶杀; vi.杀人,犯杀人罪;
  • system — n.制度,体制;系统;方法;
  • deal — vt.处理;给予;分配;发牌; vi.处理;讨论;对待;做生意; n.交易;(美)政策;待遇;份量;
  • duty — n.责任;[税 收]关税;职务;
  • charge — n.费用;电荷;掌管;控告;命令;负载; vt.使充电;使承担;指责;装载;对…索费;向…冲 去; vi.充电;控告;索价;向前冲;记在账上;
  • learned — adj.博学的;有学问的;学术上的;
  • happen — vi.发生;碰 巧;偶然遇到;
  • bump — n.肿块,隆起物;撞击; vi.碰撞,撞击;颠簸而行; vt.碰,撞;颠簸; adv.突然地,猛 烈地;
  • Lower — vt.减弱,减少;放下,降下;贬低; vi.降低;减弱;跌落; adj.下游的;下级的;下等的;
05:02

There's a difference?

有区别吗

05:04

We were just starting to like you.

我们才刚刚开始喜欢你哟

05:07

Had enough?

闹够了吗

05:08

I'm just getting started.

我才刚刚开始呢What was your stumbling block , being nice?阻碍你的到底是什么 变成好人吗

05:11

Look, I admire your idealism, but my guess is that you will be crying uncle before that board ever goes up.

我欣赏你的理想主义 但我估计没等布告板挂上去 你就得缴械投降了

05:18

Game on, baby.

开战 宝贝

05:26

Come on, come on, come on.

来来来 赶紧吧

05:32

What? God.

啥 奶奶的

05:37

This isn't over!

这事儿没完

05:45

Here we go. You wanted to get dirty. This is where it starts.

见识一下吧 想玩阴招 就从这开始

05:52

Deputy Custodian Lapari, Annie Edison from the Save Greendale Committee, How's your daughter's soccer...

拉帕里副管理员 我是拯救格林德尔委员会 安妮·埃迪生 您闺女的球踢的...

05:58

I'm sorry, this is a closed function .

抱歉 这是非公开的私人活动

05:59

We do not discuss business at custodial mixers.

物管聚会不谈工作

06:01

But your daughter, soccer.

说的是你闺女和足球

06:02

Daughter, soccer. Yes, thanks for coming.

闺女 足球 感谢光临

06:05

Hey, get a load of that wood burnt sign.

好好欣赏一下那焦木标志

06:08

Did Mr. Whitney in woodshop make that for you guys?

是木工厂的惠特尼先生亲手给您制作的吧

06:11

Yes, that is a Whitney original.

没错 是惠特尼的真迹

06:12

Oh! You know, I noticed that Whitney's bathroom has this amazing toilet.

我见识过惠特尼先生家的浴室 那厕所简直绝了

06:17

Flushes like a dc-10 turbine .

抽水力媲美DC-10飞机涡轮

06:20

Probably exceeds code , But what's wrong with a little friendship between departments?

也许更胜一筹 部门间的友谊怎么就生了嫌隙呢

06:27

Now how can our committee be your friend?

鄙委员会可否成为您的朋友

  • block — n.块;街区;大厦;障碍物; vt.阻止;阻塞;限制;封盖; adj.成批的,大块的;交通堵塞的;
  • being — n.存 在;生命;本质;品格; adj.存在的;现有的;
  • admire — vt.钦佩;赞美; vi.钦佩;称赞;
  • Deputy — n.代理人,代表; adj.副的;代理的;
  • function — n.功能;[数]函数;职责;盛大的集会; vi.运行;活动;行使职责;
  • turbine — n. 汽 轮机;涡轮机;
  • code — n.代码,密码;编码;法典; vt.编码;制成法典; vi.指定遗传密码;
06:32

Bob?

鲍勃

06:34

Excuse me.

失陪

06:35

Chief custodian Bob Waite, BuzzHickey, Annie Edison.

总管大人鲍勃·韦特 巴兹·汉基 安妮·埃迪生

06:38

Hickey and Edison, something in the job queue ...

汉基和埃迪生 工作队列里有...

06:41

Bulletin board.

布告板

06:43

Yeah, we were hoping to get that up...

没错 我们希望能把它...

06:45

Let's take a walk.

没事走两步吧

06:46

That's quite a spread, Bob. I'm impressed.

摆设很不错嘛 鲍勃 我很欣赏

06:48

Well, it's election time.

选举期间嘛

06:49

If I don't break out the fancy sausages, my ass goes in the grinder next January.

如果我不拿出点花头 明年一月我就得沦为菊花残 满地伤了

06:53

Keeping my people happy, it's an uphill battle .

让手下开心 可是场硬仗

06:55

For example, look at this.

比如说 看这里

06:58

A lot of the websites we try and visit get blocked by this weird filter thing.

很多我们访问的网站 都被奇怪的过滤器给墙了

07:04

Now let's say I wanted to move a work order for a bulletin board from the bottom of the queue to the top.

现在的话 怎么才能把工作 比如挂布告板 从底下提到最上面来呢

07:09

Now how can I do that when I'm dealing with this?

面临这种情况 人家怎么才能做到呢

07:15

They want their porn unblocked.

他们想取消色情网站拦截

07:17

Then they'll give you your board.

才能帮你搞布告板

07:18

That's what that was? How did you know?

居然是这个意思 你怎么知道的

07:20

Did you investigate pornography when you were a cop?

你当警察的时候研究扫黄吗

07:22

Something like that. - So he wants a bribe.

差不多吧 -他想要贿赂

07:25

Welcome to the labyrinth, kid.

欢迎来到魔幻迷宫 小朋友

07:27

Only there ain't no puppets or bisexual rock stars down here.

唯一的区别是 没有木偶和双性摇滚明星

07:30

And at the center of it all, if you're lucky , a piece of cork and a few pins.

如你幸运的话 在迷宫中心 会有一块木板和一些钉子

  • Chief — n.首领;酋长;主要部分; adj.首席的;主要的;主任的; adv.主要地;首要地;
  • queue — n. 行列;(存储的 数据)队列; v. (人、车等)排队等候;(使)排队;列队等待;
  • election — n.选举;当选;选择权;上帝的选拔;
  • fancy — n.幻想;想象力;爱好; adj.想象的;奇特的;昂贵的;精选的; vt.想象;喜爱;设想;自负; vi.幻想;想象;
  • battle — n.战役;斗争; vi.斗争;作战; vt.与…作战;
  • filter — n. 滤波器;过滤器;滤光器;滤声器; v. 过滤;渗入; (用程序)筛选;缓行;
  • investigate — v. 调查;研究;调查(某人);
07:35

So what, is it worth it?

那又如何 值得吗

07:37

Is that what a bulletin board is to you, professor?

布告板在你心里就是这样吗 教授

07:39

A piece of cork?

一块木板

07:40

That's not what it is to people that lose their pets, people that need rides, people whose bad bands need bad bass players.

但对那些丢了宠物的人 需要搭车的人 还有需要渣贝斯手的渣乐队 不是这样

07:47

To them, every pushpin has the power to change the future.

对他们来说 每颗图钉都是改变未来的力量

07:50

So yes, professor, it's worth it.

所以教授 没错 值得

07:54

I know a lady in the I.T. Department.

我在IT部门认识个女的

08:19

Okay, I'll put some food on the tables, we'll lower the lights, and that's a Midterm Dance.

把吃的摆上桌 把灯光调暗 期中舞会就齐活了

08:25

I guess it could use a little something theme- wise.

我觉得可以加点...主题气氛

08:28

I have an idea.

我有个主意

08:34

'" Bear down for midterms."

「期中熊起」

08:38

What?

08:39

'"Bear down for midterms."

「期中熊起」

08:42

You can't just repeat it. You need to explain yourself.

不是让你再说一遍 是解释一下

08:46

It's midterm time.

期中了嘛

08:47

people have to bear down, study hard, get to work.

大家都要使出熊劲儿 努力学习 认真用功

08:53

It's "Bear down for midterms."

这就是「期中熊起」

08:55

Is there a dot I'm not connecting?

是我掉线跟不上步伐了吗

08:57

It's a play on words.

这是文字游戏

08:58

'"Bear down" Is an expression .

「熊起」是一种表达方式

09:00

I know the expression, Chang.

我知道是表达方式 昌

09:02

'"Fly on the wall" is an expression, But if I want to pitch "Fly on the wall for midterms,"

「无孔不入」是一种表达方式 如果我编一句「期中无孔不入」

09:08

You might ask, "What do you mean ?"

你可能问「那什么意思」

  • center — n.中心,中央;中锋;中心点; vi.居中,被置于中心; vt.集中,使聚集在一点;定中心; adj.中央 的,位在正中的;
  • lucky — adj.幸运的;侥幸的;
  • piece — n.块;件;篇;硬币; vt.修补;接合;凑合;
  • Bear — vt.结果 实,开花(正式); vt.忍受;承受;具有;支撑; n.熊;
  • expression — n.表现,表示,表达;表情,脸色,态 度,腔调,声调;式,符号;词句,语句,措辞,说法;
  • pitch — n. 沥青;球场;柏油;(体育比赛的)场地; v. 投;推销;抛;颠簸;
09:13

Chang? Are you crying?

昌 你是哭了吗

09:17

I understand I've been crazy in the past, but...that doesn't make it any less frustrating to be completely dismissed like this.

我知道原来我疯疯癫癫的 但不代表 我被误会成这样 会不难过

09:23

I don't know if you guys even see me as human anymore.

你们是不是都不把我当人看了

09:26

I don't know if it's like a joke to you.

对你们来说 我就是个笑话吧

09:28

Are all asian men like a joke? If it's like a racial thing.

所有亚洲人你们都当笑话看吗 种族歧视啊

09:30

No. - no! No!

不 -不是

09:32

I've paid for my crimes.

我已经为我的罪过付出代价了

09:34

Underneath all the craziness, I am still a human, and I...

在疯狂的外表下 我仍旧是个人 而且我...

09:38

I do want to make a difference and...

我想做出改变...

09:42

Can you respect that? Please?

你们能不能尊重一下 拜托了

09:46

Chang...

09:48

What can we do here?

我们能做点什么

09:51

Bear down for midterms.

「期中熊起」啦

09:52

Okay. - Okay, well...

好 -好 那...

09:54

We'll... put up some bear things?

那我们 弄点熊起的东西

09:56

We'll bear down. For midterms.

我们熊起来 为了期中

10:00

Okay.

10:01

You want me to lift web restrictions solely for custodial?

你让我单独给管理员 降低网络限制

10:04

They need to have full access , so they can research, um...

他们需要完全访问权限才能搜索...

10:07

Custodian stuff .

管理员需要看的东西

10:09

If the filter is mistakenly blocking a site , they just need to submit the url, and I can...

如果过滤器错误地屏蔽了一个网站 他们只需要把网址交上来 我就可以

10:14

Okay, what do you want? - Excuse me?

你想要什么 -你说什么

10:16

Tell us what we can do for you so that you can do this for us.

说出你的要求 我们相互帮助

  • mean — adj.平均的;卑鄙的;低劣的;吝啬的; vt.意味;想要;意欲; n.平均值; vi.用意;
  • racial — adj.种族的;人 种的;
  • Underneath — prep.在…的下面;在…的形式下;在…的支配下; adv.在下面;在底下; n.下面;底部; adj.下面的;底层的;
  • respect — n.尊敬,尊重;方面;敬意; vt.尊敬,尊重;遵守;
  • lift — vt.举起;提升;鼓舞;空 运;抄袭; vi.消散;升起;耸立; n.电梯;举起;起重机;搭车;
  • access — vt.使用;存取;接近; n.进入;使用权;通路;
  • stuff — n.东西;材料;填充物;素材资料; vt.塞满;填塞;让吃饱; vi.吃得过多;
  • site — n.地点;位置;场所; vt.设 置;为…选址;
  • submit — vt.使服从;主张;呈递; vi.提交;服从;
10:19

Oh. Cool.

好啊

10:20

I... I didn't know it could work that way.

还不知道可以这样

10:22

I guess I could use decent parking.

我想我需要更好的停车位

10:24

Right now they make me park in Annex B.

现在他们让我停在附加B区

10:26

Like a...

对待我

10:28

lunch lady.

像午餐女工一样

10:30

Our committee can talk to parking.

我们委员会可以跟停车部谈谈

10:31

But, Debra, let's be clear.

但是黛布拉 我要说清楚

10:33

I want everything to get through that porn blocker.

我要所有网站都能通过那个黄网过滤器

10:35

What do you mean everything?

所有网站什么意思

10:35

Everything!

所有网站

10:39

Understood.

了解

10:43

I'm very happy right now.

我现在好开心

10:45

So just bears everywhere? - Yep.

搞得到处都是熊是吧 -是的

10:49

And then we'll have some cakes, party hats, birthday stuff!

然后整点蛋糕 派对帽子 过生日用的东西

10:53

This is coming together better than I thought.

会场布置得比我想象的好太多

10:55

I'm sorry, birthday stuff?

什么 过生日用的东西

10:57

Yes, Duncan. - Okay, I'm sorry.

是的 邓肯 -好 对不起

10:59

Birthday stuff.

过生日用的东西

11:01

Well, I've been sad to see that bulletin board down in the cafeteria for so long.

食堂的布告板一直没能挂上 我真的很遗憾

11:06

I've always had a passion for bulletins.

我一直很喜欢布告板

11:08

If parking for the I.T. guy puts that board back where it belongs, I won't stand in the way.

如果给网络部的人停车位 能让布告板重新挂起来 我是不会碍事的

11:14

You know what you need... speaking as a fan of bulletins...

你知道你们需要什么吗 说到喜欢布告板

11:16

You need to have the Dean appoint someone to oversee them, to make sure bulletins stay organized and protected.

你们得找院长指派一个人监督他们 确保布告板保持整洁有序

11:21

I'll do it. - We could look into that.

可以交给我 -我们来解决吧

11:23

Well, not to be that guy, but, uh...

不是我想找麻烦 但是...

11:28

You think you could look into that before I do this for you?

在我帮你们之前 你们能先解决这事吗

11:31

You want to control all the bulletin boards in the school... why?

你想控制学校所有的布告板 为什么

  • decent — adj.正派的;得体的;相当好的;
  • passion — n.激情;热情;酷爱;盛怒;
  • appoint — v. 任命;委任;确定 (时间、地点);
11:34

You might want to start talking turkey, Waldron, because the Macy's parade is almost over, and grandma's getting drunk .

想要火鸡 你就快说 沃德伦 梅西游行马上就要结束了 奶奶都醉了

11:39

Do you know where my department's power comes from, Miss Edison?

你知道我部门的权力 来自于哪里吗 埃迪生小姐

11:42

Parking spaces. - Wrong.

停车位咯 -错

11:44

There was plenty of space to park in dinosaur times, but not one single parking department.

恐龙时代就有很多停车位了 但从来没有停车部

11:49

My power comes from a scarcity of parking, just like your dad's comes from a lack of hugs.

我的权力来自于停车位的缺乏 就像你爸爸的权力来自拥抱的缺乏

11:54

And you know what takes my power away?

你知道什么会将我的权力夺走吗

11:56

Carpools.

拼车

11:57

Carpools organized through ride shares.

拼车通过共乘形成

12:00

Ride shares posted on bulletin boards, You can take the books off your head because we're done posturing.

共乘在布告板上贴出 你们可以把书从脑袋上拿下来了 因为我们不需要再装模作样了

12:06

You want me to talk turkey, well, gobble gobble.

想要火鸡 好啊 咱开吃

12:08

I want ride shares gone.

我希望禁止共乘

12:10

Let's get out of here. - All right.

咱们走 -好

12:13

What? - I'll talk to the Dean.

什么 -我会和院长谈

12:29

I must say, I don't know what we did, but we sure did the hell out of it.

我得说虽然我不知道我们在弄什么 但我很确定咱们弄得很赞

12:32

I guess the key to dance decoration is just pick an idea.

我想舞会筹备的关键在于随便想个点子就行

12:35

And then bear down. Right, buddy?

然后搞点熊起 对吧 伙计

12:38

Here are your sodas.

你们的汽水

12:39

Oh...my God.

天啊

12:40

Yeah, pretty great. - Yeah. Bear down, baby.

很棒吧 -熊起哦 宝贝

12:43

Too soon, you guys. This is way too soon.

玩笑开得太早了 伙计们 太早了

12:46

Too soon for wha... - Too soon for this!

什么太早了 -这个

  • parade — n. 阅兵;游行;炫耀;检阅; v. 游行;展览;游行庆祝;游行示威;
  • drunk — v.喝酒(drink的过去分词); adj.喝醉了的;
  • single — adj.单一的;单身的;单程的; n.一个;单打;单程票; vt.选出; vi.击出一垒安打;
  • pretty — adj.漂亮的;可爱的;优美的; adv.相当地;颇; n.漂亮的人;
12:48

After this morning in Wisconsin?

就在今早威斯康星州发生的事之后

12:52

Bear breaks loose at a kid's birthday party, mauls a whole bunch of people?

一头熊在一个孩子的生日派对上挣脱 咬伤了很多人

12:55

Why am I explaining this when this is obviously a ghoulish reference to it?

干嘛还用我解释 这派对明显就是在指这件事

13:00

The news has been covering it all morning!

新闻都循环报道一早上了

13:06

That's where I got the idea.

我的点子是通过这事想到的

13:08

You know how sometimes you hear something and forget you heard it, but you think you came up with...

有时你听到了一件事 然后忘记了 却以为是自己想到的

13:12

Oh, man. This is bad.

老天 这太糟糕了

13:15

We're in crisis mode now.

我们进入危机模式

13:17

We really messed up, you guys.

我们搞砸了 伙计们

13:20

An office of bulletin board oversight.

监督布告板办公室

13:23

Ah, what a novel idea.

真是个新奇的想法

13:25

I'm gonna fill out this form right away.

我会马上签发的

13:26

But first, a toast .

但首先 敬酒

13:28

To hanging a bulletin board: Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

敬挂起一个布告板 小事一桩 柠檬一挤

13:33

Uh, first time toasting? Get in here, buddy.

第一次敬酒吗 拿起杯子啊

13:36

Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

小事一桩 柠檬一挤

13:39

I'm not saying that.

我才不要说

13:42

I hate to be that guy, but I'm not signing this form until Professor Hickey says "Easy peasy, lemon squeezy."

不是我想找麻烦 但我是不会签字的 除非汉基教授说「小事一桩 柠檬一挤」

13:50

Damn it, Annie. Don't do this.

该死 安妮 别这样做

13:52

Whatever you've got in your butt, can we get it out later?

不管你有什么不爽 咱能等会儿再闹别扭不

13:56

When, after he signs it? After it's all too late?

等他签完字 一切都无法挽回之后吗

  • loose — adj.宽松的;散漫的;不牢固的;不精确的; vt.释放;开船;放枪; vi.变松;开火; adv.松散地; n.放纵;放 任;发射;
  • bunch — n.群;串;突出物; vi.隆起;打褶;形成一串; vt.使成一串;使打褶;
  • reference — n.参考,参 照;涉及,提及;参考书目;介绍信;证明书; vi.引用; vt.引用;
  • crisis — n.危机;危险期;决定性时刻; adj.危机 的;用于处理危机的;
  • novel — adj.新奇的;异常的; n.小说;
  • toast — n.干杯;烤面包;接受敬酒的人;(在某领 域)广受赞誉的人; vt.向…祝酒,为…干杯; vi.烤火,取暖;使暖和;烘烤(面包片等);
  • lemon — n. 〈非正 式〉蹩脚货;[植]柠檬;青柠色; adj. 浅黄色的;柠檬色的;
  • Damn — vt.谴责;罚…下地狱; vi.谴责; n.一点;诅 咒; adj.可恶的; adv.非常; int.讨厌;
13:59

Annie? - You petty old man.

安妮 -你这个可怜的老头

14:01

When we started this, I thought you'd get a taste of the system and spit it out, not open a bottling plant .

最开始 我是想让你品尝下体制内幕 然后一口吐掉 而不是有样学样开家饮料灌装工厂

14:07

You're just like all the people that...

你跟那些人一样

14:09

What? The people that put you here?

什么 那些把你送到这里的人吗

14:11

The people in the big machine that made you fail ?

那些让你失败的官僚大人物吗

14:15

You went from being a cop to teaching criminology because of the system, right?

你从警察 变成了教犯罪学的老师 是因为体制吗

14:19

Unfortunately for Greendale, you have to prove it by getting nothing done.

不过在格林德尔很不幸的是 你只能通过一事无成来证明

14:23

Well, here's a bulletin for you: "Annie Edison doesn't get nothing done."

我来给你个布告板 安妮·埃迪生从不会一事无成

14:29

And where should I put that bulletin, Edison, on a sham piece of cork controlled by a parking guy that lights his cigars on student ride shares?

我要把这个布告板挂在哪呢 埃迪生 挂在一张由停车部控制的木板上吗 用学生的拼车告示条来点燃雪茄

14:38

My God, Annie.

我的天 安妮

14:41

What kind of labyrinth have you created?

你这是打造的什么迷宫

14:43

Certainly not the magic kind with puppets and macho rock stars.

显然不是有木偶和威猛摇滚明星的魔幻迷宫

14:46

You whored yourself out, kid.

你把自己出卖了 孩子

14:48

You wanted that board so bad that you made every board on campus worthless , and in doing so made the school just a shade dirtier.

你太想要那块布告板了 你令学校的所有布告板失去了价值 并让学校变成了阴暗肮脏之地

14:57

I thought better of you, young lady.

我本来对你寄望很高的 小姑娘

  • spit — n. 唾液;唾沫;啐唾沫;吐痰; v. 唾(唾沫、食物等);啐唾沫(常表示愤怒或鄙视);怒斥;
  • plant — n.工 厂,车间;植物;设备;庄稼; vt.种植;培养;栽培;安置; vi.种植;
  • fail — vi.失败,不及格;破产;缺乏;衰退; vt. 不及格;使失望;忘记;舍弃; n.不及格;
  • Unfortunately — adv.不幸地;
  • prove — vt.证明;检验;显示; vi.证明 是;
  • magic — n.巫术;魔法;戏法; adj.不可思议的;有魔力的;魔术的;
  • campus — n.(大学)校园;大学,大学生 活;校园内的草地;
  • worthless — adj.无价值的;不值钱的;卑微的;
15:00

Oh, man. This got sorkin-y.

妈呀 够毒舌的

15:03

Yeah, well, I didn't think anything in particular of you, And now I see why!

我从来对你就没有寄望 现在我知道原因了

15:09

Okay, I didn't follow most of that, but it feels like I ought to do this.

好吧 大多数对话我没听明白 但感觉我应该这样做

15:23

Oh, hey, Annie.

你来啦 安妮

15:25

Um... what do you think?

你觉得怎么样

15:27

'"Fat dog for midterms"?

期中肥狗乐

15:29

Yeah! - Pretty cool.

没错 -很酷吧

15:31

I don't understand. - It's an expression.

我不明白 -是一种表达方式

15:33

'"Fat dog for midterm."

期中肥狗乐

15:34

Like, don't sweat it, fat dog it.

别担心 肥狗乐一乐

15:36

Hang out, relax , like a fat dog.

混一混 放松下 像肥狗一样

15:39

You can look it up on Wikipedia.

你可以上维基查一查

15:40

There's an entry in there. - Yep.

有这个词的条目 -没错

15:42

I never... uh...okay.

我从来没... 好吧

15:44

I just... I feel like I'm missing ...

我只是 我觉得我没理解...

15:48

You know, Annie, um...

知道吗 安妮

15:49

Sometimes it feels like you don't take us seriously.

有时候觉得吧 你根本不把咱们当回事

15:53

Yeah, I guess we bring it on ourselves, but it's still pretty frustrating.

我想我们是自找的 但依然令人相当沮丧

15:56

Annie, is this a race thing?

安妮 是因为种族的原因吗

15:58

Race! - No! God, no!

种族歧视 -不 老天 绝不

16:01

You guys!

各位

16:02

I accept that it's an expression, but I don't see the connection to...

我接受这是一种表达方式 但我没明白其中的关联

16:06

You're overthinking, Annie. It's decorating.

你想太多了 安妮 不过是筹备舞会嘛

16:09

Just pick an idea and bear down on it.

选个主题 熊起一下就得了

16:11

Really poor choice of words, Ben... too soon.

用词太不恰当了 本 开玩笑太早了

16:14

But you guys are right.

但你们说得对

16:15

I'm sorry. I've had a really hard day.

对不起 我今天很不顺

16:18

I need to just...

我只是需要

16:20

Fat dog this concept .

「肥狗」这个概念

16:22

Fat dog! - Fat dog it, baby!

肥狗 -肥狗乐起来 亲爱的

  • relax — vi.放松,休息;松懈,松弛;变从容;休养; vt.放松;使休息;使松弛;缓和;使松懈;
  • entry — n.进入;入 口;条目;登记;报关手续;对土地的侵占;
  • missing — adj.失踪的;缺少的; v.错过(miss的ing形式);想念;漏 掉;
  • connection — n.连接;关系;人脉;连接件;
  • concept — n.观念,概念;
17:01

Thank you.

谢谢

17:04

I'm sorry, Abed, but to the spoiler goes the victory.

对不起 阿布蒂 但剧透者最终胜利

17:08

But I really liked her.

但我真的很喜欢她

17:09

She probably likes you too, but she also likes cash .

她可能也喜欢你 但她也喜欢现金

17:11

I'm devastated.

我感觉心都死了

17:14

Now I feel bad. But...

现在我难过了 但是...

17:16

You learned a lesson, and I gave a differently abled person a job.

你受到了教训 我为一位残疾人提供了工作

17:23

Oh, no, now I really feel bad. Wait, no. Come back!

不要 我现在好难过 等等 回来

17:26

Let's be fat dogs about this.

咱们来「肥狗乐」一下呗

17:34

Hello. What happened to you?

你好 最近怎么样

17:37

Nothing. You never called. - I'm sorry.

没什么 你从未打电话给我 -对不起

17:40

That was the year of the gas leak , but I won't use that as an excuse.

那是煤气泄漏的一年 但我不会用这个做借口

17:43

I can be inconsiderate and a lot of other things.

我不顾及他人的想法 还有其它很多缺点

17:47

Me too.

我也是

17:48

I guess I could've put in some effort .

我想我可以努力改变

17:50

Would you like to go to lunch sometime?

要改天一起吃午饭吗

17:51

No, I'd like to go to dinner. Now.

不 我想一起吃晚饭 就现在

17:55

I can do that.

这个没问题

17:57

I started this coat check without permission anyway .

反正这个存衣处也没有得到批准

19:11

Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.

借过 借过 借过下

19:14

Excuse me!

让我过去

19:34

All right, all right! Enough!

好了 够了

19:41

Let's go.

我们走

19:50

Thanks. - Thanks.

谢谢 -谢谢

19:54

Let's do it again!

咱们再来一遍

19:56

There's a brand-new dance Based on an old phrase It's called the fat dog, and it will amaze You've heard this expression your entire life

崭新的舞步 旧的曲目 肥狗乐一乐 嘴上笑呵呵其实这个词 你已经听了一辈子

20:03

It's not made up, it's not made up There's a brand-new dance based on an old phrase It's called the fat dog, and it will amaze

不是瞎掰 确实存在 崭新的舞步 旧的曲目 肥狗乐一乐 嘴上笑呵呵

  • cash — n.现款,现金; vt.将…兑现;支付现款;
  • leak — n. 泄漏;渗漏;漏洞;裂缝; v. 漏水;透露;使泄漏;传开;
  • effort — n.努力;成就;
  • permission — n. 许可;批准;准许;许可证;
  • anyway — adv.无论如何,不管怎样;总之;
  • amaze — v. 使惊奇;使惊愕;使惊诧; n. 〈诗〉同“amazement”;
  • entire — adj.全部的,整个的;全体的;
20:10

You've heard this expression It's a bear dance!

其实这个词 这是熊舞

20:31

You've reached Greendale faculty office supply .

你已接通格林德尔教职工办公用品供应室

20:34

For pencils, pens, and markers, press one.

需要铅笔钢笔马克笔 请按1

20:36

For tape, glue , and adhesives, press two.

需要胶带胶水和粘合剂 请按2

20:38

For staples, paper clips, and fasteners, press three.

需要订书钉回形针和扣件 请按3

20:41

For marigold, press four.

需要金盏花 请按4

20:46

Marigold. For obsidian, press one.

金盏花 需要黑曜石 请按1

20:49

For aqua cerulean, press two.

需要蓝绿色 请按2

20:51

For arcadia, press three.

需要世外桃源 请按3

20:55

Enter activation code.

输入激活码

21:00

Confirmed. Arcadia initiated.

确认 已经激活

21:04

What's your clearance level? - Top.

你的安全级别是什么 -最高

21:07

You really want to activate this, sir?

你真的要激活吗 先生

21:09

Yeah. Oh! No. No!

对 不 不

21:11

Can you... cancel it.

你能不能...取消

21:12

Wait, who are you? Who... who is this?

等等 你是谁 你是什么人

21:15

It's not... I'm...

不是...我...

21:25

Right in front of you, you stupid.

就在面前 你这个白痴

  • faculty — n.科,系;能力;全体教员;
  • supply — n.供给,补给;供应品; vt.供给,提供;补充; vi.供给;替代;
  • glue — n. 胶;胶水; v. 粘贴;
  • cancel — v. 取消;撤销;终止;废除(具有法律效力的协议); n. 取消;删略;[数](相) 约;盖销;
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