Shirley, did you ever date Roger Ebert?
雪瑞 你和罗杰·埃伯特约过会吗
Excuse me? - Nothing.
你说什么 -没事
Britta, did you ever take pictures of your feet and post them on the internet for money?
布雷塔 你有没有拍过自己的脚 然后传到网上来赚钱
Sha-ha! No.
切 木有
Guys, this history final is going to be killer.
同学们 这次历史课期末考试会很难
We have to study.
我们得好好学
It's no fair professor Cornwallis turned all hard-assed again.
康沃利斯教授又变得这么死板 真不公平
Lucky Pierce .
皮尔斯真走运Donating his kidney to Gilbert to get out of it. 捐了个肾给吉尔伯特 然后就脱离苦海了
I never thought he'd be that generous .
我从没想过他会那么大方
Although, he did seem disappointed that the operation didn't involve sleeping with a Russian woman, then waking up in a bathtub full of ice.
不过 他似乎挺失望 因为手术不包括上俄罗斯妹子 醒来后躺在满是冰块的浴缸里
Guys!
同学们
History!
历史
I am studying history.
我在学习历史
I'm studying our history.
我在学习我们的历史
Abed! - Nobody bite.
阿布蒂 -都闭嘴
We agreed no biting.
我们说好了不准闲聊
But, Jeff, it's a graduation gift.
但是 杰夫 这可是毕业礼物
You see, on the surface we seem like just a group of people from diverse backgrounds who have become unlikely friends.
表面上我们只是一群有着不同人生背景 不太可能成为朋友的人
But according to my research, our paths have crossed many times.
但根据我的研究 我们有过很多交集
We were destined to meet.
我们注定要遇见彼此
Like a team of superheroes.
就像是超级英雄大组队
This is our origin story.
而这就是我们的缘起故事
And here...We...Go.
又...来...了
- post — n.岗位;邮件;标杆; vt.张贴;公布;邮递;布置; vi.快速行进;
- fair — adj.公平的;美丽的，白皙的;[气象] 晴朗的; adv.公平地;直接地;清楚地; vi.转晴; n.展览会;市集;美人;
- Lucky — adj.幸运的;侥幸的;
- Pierce — v. 穿透;扎;刺破;穿过; n. 皮尔斯;
- generous — adj.慷慨的，大方的;宽宏大量的;有雅量的;
- involve — vt.包含;牵涉;使陷于;潜心于;
- diverse — adj.不同的;多种多样的;变化多的;
- according — adj.相 符的;一致的;相应的;和谐的;调和的; adv.依照;根据;按照; v.给予(accord的现在分词);使和谐一致;使 符合;使适合;
- origin — n. 起源;起因;源头;出身;
Abed, we don't have origin stories.
阿布蒂 我们没有什么缘起故事
We have lives.
我们有正经日子过
Well, at least...
至少
Yep, just me.
就我一个人有
So you're saying we're all connected like the classic french film trilogy Bleu, Blanc, Rouge?
所以你是说我们之间的联系 就像经典的法国电影三部曲 《蓝》《白》《红》一样吗
No, like something more accessible.
不 比那个更容易
Like Unbreakable.
就像《惊心动魄》
Abed, I know it's disappointing to you, but we're not superheroes.
阿布蒂 我知道这会让你失望 但我们都不是超级英雄
This is the real world, not some comic book adventure .
这是现实世界 而不是某本漫画书里的冒险
I've done it. I've infiltrated the school.
我做到了 我已经成功渗入了学校
I've learned its secrets.
我发现了其中的秘密
I've gained everyone's trust.
我取得了所有人的信任
And now, on the anniversary of my empire's destruction , Vengeance will be mine .
现在 在我帝国覆灭一周年之际 静待我的逆袭吧
No, vengeance will be ours.
不 是我俩的逆袭
Okay, can you stop that? It really creeps me out.
你能别这样了吗 吓死人了
I'm sorry. Just really love this thing.
抱歉 只是我真的很喜欢这玩意
Skymall.
天猫
I've been doing exhaustive research into origin of our lives.
我一直努力调查清楚 我们各自人生的缘起
Once I find the last one or two missing pieces, I'll have conclusive proof that we were all destined to meet.
只要找到最后一两块遗失的碎片 我就有证据证明 我们注定要遇见彼此
This is how we're all connected.
这是我们怎样和彼此产生联系的
I call it the crazy quilt of destiny mainly because the loom of fate was already taken.
我称之为“命运碎片拼图” 主要是因为 命运织布机 已经被用过了
Really?
嘛
- classic — n. 名著;优秀的典范; adj. 最优秀的;第一流的;有代表性的;典型的;
- adventure — n. 冒险;奇遇; 经历;冒险游戏; v. 探险;以…冒险;大胆进行;闯;
- learned — adj.博学的;有学问的;学术上的;
- anniversary — n.周年纪念日;
- destruction — n.破坏，毁灭;摧毁;
- mine — n.矿，矿藏;矿山，矿井;地雷， 水雷; vt.开采，采掘;在…布雷; vi.开矿，采矿;埋设地雷; pron.我的;
- missing — adj.失踪的;缺少的; v. 错过(miss的ing形式);想念;漏掉;
- proof — n.证明;证据;校样;考验;验证;试验; adj.防…的;不能透入的;证 明用的;耐…的; vt.试验;校对;使不被穿透;
- fate — n.命运; vt.注定;
Look.I don't care what tricks or nonsense you have in your scrapbook, Martha Stewart, But there's no way you're gonna get me to believe there's some outside force controlling my destiny.
听着 我不管你剪贴簿里有什么花样 或鬼东西玛莎·斯图尔特[美国富商] 但你绝不可能让我相信 会有某股外力控制着我的命运
And I think you used that particular phrasing because I know you've seen Star Wars.
我觉得你用那种独特的措辞 是因为我知道你看过《星球大战》
Everybody's seen Star Wars.
大家都看过《星球大战》
Yes, but you first saw it when it was re- released in 1982 at the Greendale Palladium at 4:15 in the afternoon.
没错 但你第一次看是在1982年 下午4点15在格林德尔女神影院的重播
And it was the best time you ever had with your father.
那是你和你爸度过的最美好的时光
How did you know that?
你是怎么知道的
You keep this ticket stub in your wallet .
你在钱包里留着这张票根
Abed, you can't...
阿布蒂 你不可以
Give it back!
快还我
Our story begins in the distant mists of a lost era: 2008.
我们的故事发生在迷失时代的遥远迷雾中2008年
I know you're all wondering how I do it.
我知道你们都想知道我是怎么做到的
How do I balance straight As, extracurriculars, and Israeli folk dancing every Friday night?
我是怎样做到三好学生 课外活动 每周五晚的以色列民族舞
It's a simple matter of organization , dedication, and...
这不过是简单的组织能力 奉献和
and we're back!
继续来
Then I drink your milkshake.
那我就喝你的奶昔
Ah, that will never get old.
这句话永不过时
You guys gotta see my Juno.
记得去看我在朱诺网的个人主页
Hey, Troy.
你好 特洛伊
- nonsense — n.胡说;废话; adj.荒谬的; int.胡说！;
- outside — adj.外面的，外部的;外来的; n.外部;外观; adv.在外面，向外面;在室外; prep.在…范围之外;
- force — n.力量;武力;军队;魄力; vt.促使，推动;强迫; 强加;
- ticket — vt.加标签于;指派;对…开出交通违规罚单;
- wallet — n. 皮夹子;(携带文件用的)皮夹;
- balance — n.平衡;余额;匀称; vt.使平衡;结算;使相称; vi.保持平衡;相称;抵销;
- folk — n. 人们;民间音乐;亲 属;各位; adj. 传统民间的;民俗的;流传民间的;普通百姓的;
- organization — n.组织;机构;体制;团体;
So I heard you weren't doing that great in Algebra , and you know, if you need a tutor for math, I'd be happy to help.
我听说你代数没考好 如果你想找人辅导数学我很乐意帮忙
I'm being recruited by colleges to play football.
已经有大学录我去打橄榄球了
I don't have time for math.
我没空学数学
The only thing that matters to me are statistics.
对我来说 只有统计数据才有意义
That's also a type of math.
那也算数学的一种
But we already knew I went to high school with Troy, and it's not like he even remembered I existed.
但我们都知道我和特洛伊读同一所高中 但他对我根本没印象
Yeah, I don't remember her at all.
对 我完全不记得她
We should probably drop this.
我们还是换个话题吧
Wait, where's Pierce on this chart ?
等等 皮尔斯在表上的什么地方
His contribution to the group has already been noted.
他对学习小组的贡献已经为人所知
Pierce Hawthorne. Fixture at Greendale. Unavoidable.
皮尔斯·霍桑 格林德尔NPC 避无可避
Hey, is that a sad face? - I wouldn't know.
这是个哭脸吗 -我不知道
You have to look deeper. Here. Take this, for example.
你得继续看 给 比如这个
It's a receipt I found in the back of Shirley's sock drawer on Thanksgiving.
这是我在感恩节时 在雪瑞放袜子的抽屉后面发现的收据
You went in my bedroom for some comic book thing?
你为了漫画书什么的还进过我房间
Oh, no, my feet were cold. Ah, here.
不 当时是我脚太冷 给
You should probably wash those.
你最好把它们洗洗
Discovering the receipt was dumb luck, but it proves that we were at the mall on the exact same day.
发现收据纯属运气 但这证明我们同一天 都去过商场
Shirley, do remember what you bought for $54 at the love hut?
雪瑞 你还记得你在爱情小屋 花了54刀吗
- Algebra — n.代数学;
- tutor — n. 导师;家庭教师;指导教师;私人教师; v. 进行单独(或小组)辅导;任…的私 人教师;指导;当家庭教师;
- being — n.存在;生命;本质;品格; adj.存在的;现有的;
- chart — n. 图表;海图;表格; 卡片; v. 制定;作图;记录;用图表示[说明];
- contribution — n. 贡献;捐款;捐赠;稿件;
- receipt — n. 收据;收 入;接受;字据; v. 开收据;
- drawer — n. 抽屉;出票人;起草者;酒馆侍者;
- dumb — adj.哑的，无说话能力的; 不说话的，无声音的;
- exact — adj.准确的，精密的;精确的; vt.要求;强求;急需; vi.勒索钱财;
What? Hmm? No.
什么 不记得
So excited about tonight, honey .
我对今晚很兴奋 亲爱的
Uh-huh. It's been too long since we had adult time without the kids.
对 我们好久没有 抛下孩子 自己享受成人时光了
Well, I may have an anniversary surprise for you too.
我也给你准备了一份周年纪念惊喜
Well, I'm in public, but, uh...
我在公共场合 不过
You know you gonna get it, right?
你懂的吧
You gonna get it!
你懂的
So we were at the mall on the same day.
这么说我们那天都在商场
Unbreakable.
《惊心动魄》
Mail call.
送信了
That's all right. Won't be needing it today.
没关系的 今天不用了
But Kevin always takes the mail.
但每次都是凯文送信
Well, today's mail's kind of important.
今天的信件很重要
It's the day that I send in Greendale's lease renewal.
今天是我递交格林德尔续租文件的日子
Lease re-new-al?
续租
It's a critical document .
是很重要的文件
See, Greendale sublets our land from the Arapaho nation.
格林德尔是阿拉巴霍族转租过来的
Miss a renewal and faster than you can say "Wounded knee,"
要是忘记续租 一眨眼
we turn into a casino and midsize concert venue.
我们这里就要变成赌场或者中型音乐厅了
So you only trust me with busywork?
所以你认为我只能发发琐碎邮件咯
Oh, no, that's not...
不是 我不是这个意思
Kevin, ah...
凯文
I cannot resist those puppy dog eyes.
这种可怜兮兮的眼神让我如何招架
Here.
给
Ah! Now, I have time to hit the seamstress.
正好腾出空去女装店逛逛
Guess all I have to say is "Ladies and gentlemen, Greendale Resort and Casino presents Steve Winwood."
既然这样 女士们先生们 格林德尔赌场度假村恭请史蒂夫·温伍德上场
Okay, I just need to find the one last smoking gun, and I think this might be it.
好的 就差最后一环 马上就完工了
- honey — n.蜂蜜;宝贝;甜蜜; adj.甘美的;蜂蜜似的; vt.对…说甜言蜜语;加蜜使甜; vi.奉承;说甜言蜜语;
- adult — adj.成年的;成熟的; n.成年人;
- lease — n. 租约;租借矿区;租借合同;租借地; v. 出租(土地);租借(土 地);使分经;
- critical — adj.鉴定的;[核]临界的;批评的，爱挑剔的;危险的;决定性的;评论的;
- document — n.文件，公文;[计]文档;证件; vt.用文件证明;
- concert — n.音乐会;一致;和谐; vt.使协调;协 同安排; vi.协调;协力; adj.音乐会用的;在音乐会上演出的;
- resist — vi.抵抗，抗拒;忍耐; vt.抵抗;忍耐， 忍住; n.[助剂]抗蚀剂;防染剂;
- Resort — n. 度假胜地;诉诸;采取;旅游胜地; v. 去;凭藉;
I found it in a copy of the Greendale Communist Worker.
我从一份《格林德尔共产工人报》上剪下来的
Look familiar ?
眼熟吗
Oh, my God.
我的天
This is me and my anarchist collective at the courthouse.
这是我跟我的无政府主义精英们在法庭里
We called ourselves the an-her-chists.
当时我们自称无政府娘子军
Did you guys know that Jeff's in that photo?
你们有没有发现杰夫也在照片里
What!
什么
Jeff. My man.
杰夫 好小子
Congrats on getting your case thrown out.
恭喜你搞定案件
Your argument was a masterpiece.
辩词太有风范了
I mean , it was definitely creative .
很有创意
Creative?
才这个评价
He convinced a judge to forgive five years back taxes by getting him to agree that you humping an American flag to back in black was not stripping but actually not-for-profit performance art.
他居然让法官相信你黑灯瞎火 下体猛蹭国旗不是跳脱衣舞而是搞什么非盈利表演 就这样你五年没交税的事就一笔勾销了
Blew me away.
我折服了
Come on, let's go!
快 跟上
Thank you.
谢谢你
Thank you for defending a woman's right to use her body however she chooses.
感谢你代表女人辩出心声 女人的身体自己做主
I can honestly say that right is very important to me.
说实话 你们这项权利对我很重要
Excuse me, Mr. Winger, can we get a...
不好意思 翁格先生 能跟我们说
You're a hero. - Hi.
你真是英雄 -你好
Guys!
伙计们We have got to capitalize on this momentum. 一定要铭记这一刻
It is time an-her-chists finally takes a stand on animals rights.
现在我们无政府娘子军 该向动物权益进发了
There is a medical lab in an office building nearby .
这附近一栋办公楼里有个医学实验室
- familiar — adj.熟悉的;常见的;亲近的; n.常客;密友;
- collective — adj.集体的;共同的;集合的;集体主义的; n.集团;集合体;集合名词;
- argument — n.论证;论据;争吵;内容提要;
- mean — adj.平均的;卑鄙的;低劣的; 吝啬的; vt.意味;想要;意欲; n.平均值; vi.用意;
- definitely — adv.清楚地，当然;明确地，肯定地;
- creative — adj.创造性的;
- performance — n. 性能;表现;业绩;表演;
- finally — adv.最后;终于;决定性地;
Next week, I say we break in there...
要我说咱们下周就闯进去
Actually, we were thinking this is our last hurrah.
其实吧 我们干过这票就想金盆洗手了
But this was our first hurrah.
可这才是第一票而已We're just getting going. - Britta, we're done. 才刚起步 -布雷塔 我们玩够了
I had a hamburger the other day, and suddenly I'm not cold all the time.
我前两天吃了一个汉堡 突然就感到周身不那么冷冰冰了
Fine. Go. I don't need you.
行 走吧 没你们我照干
What's an anarchist to do without her organization?
无政府主义者没了组织还能干啥啊
Jeffrey, how could you?
杰夫瑞 你怎么能这样
Well, I was a really good lawyer.
谁让我口才好呢
Mysti is the stripper that Andre cheated on me with, and you defended her.
咪咪就是那个跟安德烈搞婚外情的脱衣舞女 你居然给她辩护
Shirley, I...
雪瑞 我
If you hadn't gotten that homewrecker off, Andre never would've met her.
要不是你把那个小三救出来 安德烈也不会碰到她
Jeff ends Shirley's marriage .
杰夫终结了雪瑞的婚姻
See? I told you we were always destined to meet.
你们看 我就说是我们命运中注定相聚
I knew Shirley and Jeff went to the same restaurant, but I had no idea their paths crossed again, This is good. This is really great.
我只知道雪瑞和杰夫去过同一家餐厅 没想到你们还另有交锋 不错 很有意思
We're really filling in some plot holes here.
这缺的一环又连上了
This is good stuff . It's really good.
很好 太好了
Have I missed something?
怎么了These aren't plot holes, Abed. This is my life. 什么少一环多一环 你在说的是我的人生
But this kinda connection only makes our origin story more compelling.
但就是这一环一环 更说明我们的缘分不浅
Like how awesome it is when uncle Ben is murdered in Spider-man.
多有意思啊 就像《蜘蛛侠》里本叔叔被杀掉那个桥段
- nearby — adj.附近的，邻近的; adv.在附近; prep.在…附近;
- thinking — adj.思考的;思想的;有理性的;好 思考的; n.思考;思想;想法;意见;见解; v.思考(think的现在分词);
- marriage — n.结婚;婚姻生活;密切结 合，合并;
- plot — n.情节;图;阴谋; vt.密谋;绘图;划分;标绘; vi.密谋;策划;绘制;
- stuff — n.东西;材料;填充物; 素材资料; vt.塞满;填塞;让吃饱; vi.吃得过多;
- connection — n.连接;关系;人脉;连接件;
My marriage almost ended.
我的婚姻差点终结
If it weren't for Jeff, that jezebel would've been in jail instead of between my Laura Ashley sheets.
要不是杰夫 那个荡妇就应该在坐牢 而不是在我的罗兰爱思床单上打滚
Hey, this is not my fault.
这关我什么事
And by the way, the case didn't work out too great for me either.
再说了 那个案子也害我不浅
It was supposed to make my career , but it put a target on my back.
本来应该让我的事业更上一层楼 结果却搞得我遭人暗算
Michael Phelps, really?
迈克尔·菲尔普斯 真的假的
And it doesn't affect his breathing?
都不会影响他换气吗
Nope.
不会
Mysti, can I talk to Jeff for a moment?
咪咪 我跟杰夫单独聊一下
I will go, uh, powder my nose.
那我就去 上个厕所[又有吸粉的意思]
For real.
真的是上厕所
Listen.
是这样
There's this rumor going around the firm that you never received an undergraduate degree .
事务所里出了一点谣言 说你没有本科学位证
That's ridiculous . - I know.
开什么玩笑 -我知道
I mean, some jag is obviously jealous of your rising star.
很显然是有人嫉妒你这颗新星了
But the fact is, until this is settled, the bar isn't gonna let you practice.
不过这件事情搞清楚以前 恐怕你不能执业了
So you got caught in your own lie?
你自己编的瞎话被人拆穿了
I almost lost my family.
跟我差点破裂的家庭相比
How does your little tragedy even compare ?
这有什么可比性吗
- jail — n.监狱;监牢;拘留所; vt.监禁;下狱;
- instead — adv.代替;反而;
- career — n.生涯;职业;事业;速度，全速; adj.作为毕生职业的; vi.全速前进，猛冲;
- target — n.目标;靶子; vt.把……作为目标;规定……的指标;瞄准 某物;
- affect — vt.影响;感染;感动;假装; vi.倾向;喜欢; n.情感;引起感情的因素;
- powder — n. 粉末;细面;扑 面粉;美容粉; v. 傅粉;抹粉;
- firm — adj.坚定的;牢固的;严格的;结实的; vt.使坚定;使牢固; vi.变坚实;变稳 固; adv.稳固地; n.公司;商号;
- undergraduate — n. 本科生;
- degree — n.程度，等级;度;学位;阶层;
- ridiculous — adj.可笑的;荒谬的;
- jealous — adj.妒忌的;猜疑的;唯恐失去的;戒备的;
Because I had to go to school here.
关键是害得我要来这念书
Abed, do not write that down.
阿布蒂 不许记下来
It's not like I made Andre cheat .
又不是我让安德烈去偷腥的
Well, I happen to think it's cool that we're all connected, even if some of it's in bad ways.
我觉得大家互相有牵连挺好的 就算有时候牵扯得不那么愉快
I mean, I'm finally willing to forgive Annie for ruining high school.
你看我连安妮毁掉我的高中生活 这种事我也放下了
Wait, I ruined your time in high school?
什么 我毁了你的高中生活
Yeah, you did.
千真万确
You guys doing keg stands? - Yeah!
你们是在倒灌金汤吗 -对
Anyone can do a keg stand.
那玩意儿是个人都会
I'm gonna do a keg flip.
我来个筋斗灌金汤
Hey, everybody, look at this.
大家都看着哈
My football knee! Why!
我踢球的膝盖哟 为什么
Can I have some corn nuts?
给来点爆米花呗
Wah! No! Nooooo!
不要哇 不要
That had nothing to do with me.
那跟我有什么关系
And you already admitted that you faked that injury because you couldn't take the pressure Of those football recruiters.
而且你自己也承认了是假摔 因为你承受不了橄榄球特招的压力
I faked my injury because of what you said to me.
是因为你一席话我才假摔的
Because of what I said?
因为我的一席话
You didn't even remember that I went to school with you.
你都不记得有我这个同学
I may have lied about that too.
那句是假话
Hey, guys, it's time to do senior class superlatives!
伙计们 毕业班颁奖礼开始了
Okay, the first award is "Most handsome."
第一个奖项是 最帅奖
And the winner is...
得主是
- tragedy — n.悲剧;灾难;惨案;
- compare — v. 比较;对比;与…类似(或相似);表明…与…相似; n. 比较;
- cheat — vt.欺骗;骗取; vi.欺骗;作弊; n.欺骗，作弊;骗子;
- happen — vi.发生;碰巧;偶然遇到;
- injury — n.伤 害，损害;受伤处;
- pressure — n.压力;压迫，[物]压强; vt.迫使;密封;使……增压;
- senior — adj. 大;级别(或 地位)高的;成人的;高级水平的; n. 上级;上司;较…年长的人;级别(或地位)较高者;
- award — n. 奖;奖金;奖 品;奖学金; v. 授予;给予奖励;判给;
Troy Barnes.
特洛伊·巴恩斯
Of course it is.
猜也是
'"Most popular."
最受欢迎奖
Troy Barnes.
特洛伊·巴恩斯
No! You guys are awesome.
别这样 你们太好了
'"Best Smile."
最佳微笑
Ha ha, gotta keep 'em white.
牙白微笑才美
'"Best Moves." "Best practical joker."
最佳舞姿 最佳整蛊专家
'"Coolest Locker."
最酷储物柜
And now, the last award of the night.
现在 颁发今晚最后一个奖项
'"Most Likely to Succeed."
最有可能成功奖
Okay, this has to go to me, Because I am most likely to succeed.
这奖肯定是我的 因为我最有可能成功
It's just a fact. You guys know.
这是个事实 这人人都知道
And the winner is...
得奖者是
Troy Barnes.
特洛伊·巴恩斯
You have got to be kidding me!
没搞错吧
Troy Barnes, most likely to succeed?
特洛伊·巴恩斯 最有可能成功
I'm the damn valedictorian and head of student council and president of campus crusade for Christ.
我是年级第一名 学生会主席 学园传道会主席
And I'm Jewish!
我还是犹太人
And you are just some mindless robot.
你不过是无脑的机器人
You just go wherever they tell you to run.
人家告诉你往哪你就往哪跑
I'm sorry.
抱歉
Do you go to my school?
你在我的学校上学吗
Pop! Pop!
噼里啪啦砰
Your words cut me more than hundreds of non-tempered glass shards could.
你中伤了我 伤害程度比 成百上千的非钢化玻璃碎片还深
I had six different reconstructive surgeries.
我做了六次整容手术
I went through withdrawal.
我经历了退学
I had to smile when I didn't feel like smiling.
不想笑的时候我得挤出笑容
That hurts my face.
笑得脸疼
Can we all just stop dredging up the past?
我们能别关联过去了吗
The only thing your fate web thing does is point out how fragile our happiness is.
你的命运网只做了一件事 那就是指出我们的快乐有多脆弱
If only Jeff hadn't defended that woman, if only Andre hadn't met her after I left the restaurant, if only I didn't have to pick up my kids at the mall, I...
如果杰夫没有为那女人辩护 如果安德烈没有在我离开餐馆后去见她 如果我没去商场接孩子们
- course — n.科目;课程;过程;进程;道路;路线，航向;一道菜; vt.追赶;跑过; vi.指引航线;快跑;
- Likely — adj. 很可能的;合适的;有希望的; adv.很可能;或许;
- damn — vt.谴责;罚…下地狱; vi.谴责; n.一点;诅咒; adj. 可恶的; adv.非常; int.讨厌;
- council — n. (市、郡等的)政务委员会;市政(或地方管理)服务机构;
- president — n.总统;董事长;校长;
- campus — n.(大学)校园;大学，大学生活;校园内的草地;
Wait.
等等
When? Which mall?
什么时候 哪家商场
Oh, my God.
老天
Oh, my God.
天啊
What movie you guys gonna see?
你们要看哪部电影
The Phantom Menace. It's kind of old.
《星战前传1:魅影危机》 老片子
And why do you wanna see it?
你们为什么想看这部
Because we like Star Wars.
因为我们喜欢《星球大战》
Okay, if you like Star Wars, why do you wanna murder it and urinate on its grave ?
如果你们喜欢《星球大战》 为什么会想杀死它然后在它坟墓上尿尿呢
The prequels are terrible .
前传非常坑爹
I mean, seriously, wouldn't Chewbacca, at some point, go, "Hey, Yoda, I know that guy"?
我是说 难道楚巴卡不会演着演着 冒出一句 尤达 我认识那家伙 吗
He has double light sabers.
他拿着双光剑
That's stupid. You're both stupid.
太蠢了 你们太蠢了
Well, why are you here to see the movie?
那你为什么要看这部电影呢
I'm not.
我不看
I go wherever it plays to warn people.
我四处在放映这片的地方警告别人
You've been warned.
我警告过你们了
Stranger said what to him?
陌生人跟他说了什么
Okay, fine. I'll come get you.
好 我过去接你们
I'm sorry, baby, I'll be back as soon as I can.
抱歉 宝贝 我去去就回
Okay, just stand there, okay?
站在那 别动
This can't be.
不可能
I don't see why I have to go to a therapist.
我搞不懂我为什么要看心理医生
Because after that woman chewed them out for three hours, the theater got a restraining order against you.
因为在那女人跟影院抱怨了三个小时后 影院对你申请了禁令
Yalla.
进来吧
Hey, doc. By the way, Someone just stole your prescription pad.
医生 顺便说一句 有人把你的处方本偷走了
I'm trying to liberate you!
方; 我是想解放你
- murder — vt.谋杀，凶杀; n.谋杀，凶杀; vi.杀人，犯杀人罪;
- grave — adj.重大的;严肃的;黯淡的; n.墓 穴，坟墓;死亡; vt.雕刻;铭记;
- terrible — adj.可怕的;很糟的;令人讨厌的; adv.很，非常;
- order — n.命令; 顺序;规则;[贸易]定单; vt.命令;整理;定购; vi.命令;定货;
- prescription — n. 处方;药方;医生开的药;开处
You're the crazy man at the mall!
你是商场的疯子You're the one who got me busted for drugs! 我吸毒被捕都是因为你
You were out there somewhere and you weren't looking for me?
你跟他们各自交集居然都没来找我
In fairness, Annie, running through a glass door might've been the drug tip-off.
公平地讲 安妮 撞碎玻璃门 就是变相表明自己吸毒了
All this time, I wondered what it was that brought our group together.
长久以来 我都在想 是什么使我们凑到一起
But I forgot one thing all heroes need.
但是我忘了所有英雄都需要的东西
They need an enemy.
他们需要一个敌人
Batman has the Joker, The Justice League has the Legion of Doom, and this study group... has me.
蝙蝠侠有小丑 正义联盟有末日军团 这个学习小组 有我
I'm the supervillain. Why didn't I see it before?
我是超级反派 我怎么就没看出来呢
I'm emotionless, logical , smarter than everybody else.
我无情无义 极度理性 比所有人都聪明
I tried sawing off Jeff's arm.
我试过锯掉杰夫的胳膊
Why do you keep saying that?
你怎么总这么说
I should go. It's not safe to be around me.
我得走了 跟我待在一起不安全
I'm just as bad.
我也是坏人
I couldn't handle the monkey, so I traded it in for a glaucoma brownie, even though I knew if it bit someone, it would make them a teensy bit psychotic.
我搞不定猴子 于是拿它换了大麻饼干 尽管我知道如果它咬了人 会使人变得疯狂
Britta's right.
布雷塔说的对
We've all made some bad decisions.
我们都干过错事
And if you really wanna know who the villain is here, it's me.
如果你真想知道坏人是谁 其实是我
Yeesh, I didn't think it was possible to put more glitter on.
老天 我以为你身上不可能 涂上更多的亮片了
It's coming off of you like Pig-pen.
还不断从你身上往下掉 跟 小乒乓 似的
Well, some people seem to like it.
闪闪惹人爱啦
This married guy just gave me his phone number.
那个有妇之夫刚刚把电话号码给我了
- liberate — v. 解放;使自由;使摆脱约束(或限制);
- Justice — n.司法，法律制裁;正义;法官，审判员;
- logical — adj.合逻辑的，合理的;逻辑学的;
- handle — n.[建]把手;柄;手感;口实; vt.处理;操作;运用;买卖; 触摸; vi.搬运;易于操纵;
Can you believe his wife left him on their anniversary?
他妻子在结婚周年纪念日那天抛弃了他哦
You gonna call him?
你会联系他吗
I mean, he did just win a bunch of money.
他刚赢了一笔钱
I don't know though.
我不知道
You don't know what? You're not married.
你不知道 你又没结婚
You gotta grab what you want in this life.
生活嘛 想要什么就去拿
That's the way it works.
这样才行
Someone just took something important from me.
有人刚刚夺走了我最重要的东西
And you know what?
你知道吗
I admire him for it.
我敬佩他
All right, I mean, I guess I'll go talk to him.
好吧 我去跟他聊聊
You do that. And I'm gonna go get "Crap On Other People's Lawns" drunk .
去吧 我要去喝醉一场 醉到 在别人草坪上便便那种程度
To a memorable evening for both of us.
以此纪念你我这难忘的夜晚
Maybe you coincidentally affected some of us.
也许你恰巧影响了我们
But I actively endorsed pain.
但是我启动了痛苦的齿轮
I was the bad guy, and...
我才是那个坏人 而
I'd like to think I'm not that guy anymore.
但我想我现在已经洗心革面了
Also, and I hate to bring this up, you did once make me pee myself.
我还有一件不堪回首的记忆 你有次让我尿裤子了
Well, I guess we're even then.
我们扯平了
I might finish studying at home.
我回家学习去了
Just ten minutes ago, I would've been so excited about that peeing thing.
十分钟前 我会为尿裤子那事激动万分的
I want to make a prequel, and I ruined for everyone.
我想拍部前传 结果把大家都惹生气了
I guess it could happen to anyone.
我想这事可能发生在任何人身上
I should probably write George Lucas a note of apology .
我应该给乔治·卢卡斯写封道歉信
Okay, let's not get crazy.
没这么严重
- married — adj.已婚的，有配偶的;婚姻的，夫妇的;密切结合的; n.已婚者; v.结婚，与…结婚(marry的 过去式);
- bunch — n.群;串;突出物; vi.隆起;打褶;形成一串; vt.使成一串;使打褶;
- grab — vt.攫取;霸占;将… 深深吸引; vi.攫取;夺取; n.攫取;霸占;夺取之物;
- admire — vt.钦佩;赞美; vi.钦佩;称赞;
- drunk — v.喝酒 (drink的过去分词); adj.喝醉了的;
- apology — n.道歉;谢罪;辩护;勉强的替代物;
And you didn't ruin anything.
你什么都没毁掉
May I sit here?
我能坐这里吗
Shirley, what are you doing here?
雪瑞 你来这干吗
Oh, just wanted some yogurt.
想喝酸奶了
And I do know you're not that person anymore.
而且我也知道你早已洗心革面了
Are you sure? 'Cause I was awfully good at it.
你确定 因为我特擅长伪装
Well, we all do bad things every now and again.
大家都是善恶双生嘛
I mean, I put a stripper's head through a jukebox.
我还把一个脱衣舞娘的脑袋摁到点唱机里了呢
What are you guys doing here?
你们怎么在这儿
I guess we all really wanted yogurt.
我想是大家都很想喝酸奶吧
You know what's weird?
知道最诡异的是什么吗
This is where I first decided to go to Greendale.
我就是在这里决定要来格林德尔上学的
Wait, really?
等下 真的吗
This is where I was when I first decided to go to Greendale.
我也是在这里决定要来格林德尔上学的
You're kidding me.
开什么玩笑
Senor Chang, I know you're as disappointed as I am in the caliber of students we have at Greendale.
昌先生 我知道您跟我一样 对格林德尔的学生水准大失所望
But the mall offers a whole new valuable demographic of people awake during the daytime.
但商场提供了一份全新的关于白天醒着的 顾客统计信息
All right, I'll pass flyers at Yogurtsburgh.
好吧 我去酸奶吧那边派传单
Self-serve yogurt.
自助酸奶
Those douses already know one marketable skill.
那些笨蛋已经掌握了一门销售技能了呢
Okay, Ben...
好啦 本
But it still has the tags on!
这标签还留着呢好吧
So I lost the receipt.
不过是弄丢了收据
It's not like I even got to wear it, because my husband's a tasteless man slut.
又不是我自己要穿 因为我丈夫是个没品的渣男
What... hey, littering!
搞毛 喂 乱丢垃圾啊
This better not awaken anything in me.
最好别唤醒我体内的某种冲动哦
God, this day...
今天真是要命了
I thought pushing that woman's head through a jukebox would make me feel better, but I'm just...
我以为把那女人的脑袋摁到点唱机里 会让我感觉爽一点 其实我只是
Out of $54...
没了54块钱
and a marriage.
外加一个婚姻
- ruin — n.废墟;毁坏;灭亡; vt.毁灭;使破产; vi.破产;堕落;被毁灭;
Crystal skull was aliens, so it's a pretty great film.
水晶头骨是外星人 这电影真挺赞的
You guys seen this?
你们看这个了没
Guys, working the program with you has been so great.
伙计们 跟你们同在项目里共事真是太棒了
I feel like I'm finally ready to get my life back on track.
我感觉我的人生终于重回正轨了
Last chance. Just walk over there right now and apologize to the theater manager.
最后一次机会 只要走过去 跟电影院经理认个错
Midichlorians.
迷地原虫
Midichlorians!
迷地原虫
Fine.
算你狠
Then you're not going to film school!
那就不许你去电影学院了
Hi! Do you have any vegan froyo?
请问你们有素食冻酸奶吗
Do you even know what froyo is?
你知道冻酸奶的定义吗
Fine. Do you have a job application ?
好吧 那你们招人不
That weird guy hasn't blinked once.
那个怪胎一次眼都没眨过
Oh, yeah.
对哦
What a dweeb.
真够白痴的
Yeah, what a dweeb.
是啊 真够白痴的
Oh, nice shot, man!
射得真准啊
Hey, do you work at Greendale?
请问你是在格林德尔工作吗
Work? That's putting it charitably.
工作 别给它贴金了
Greendale Community College is a total joke.
格林德尔社区大学真是彻底的笑话
They'd give a degree to a monkey.
他们还给一只猴子颁发过学位呢
Hey, does Ian Duncan still teach psychogy at Greendale?
尹恩·邓肯教授还在格林德尔教心理学吗
That drunken Limey? - That's the one.
那个英国酒鬼 -就是他
He's got tenure.
他有终身教职
Maybe getting my degree won't be as hard as I thought.
也许拿学位没有我想的那么难
Sir, what are you doing?
先生 您干吗呢
Can we get some help out here?
能帮帮忙吗
Some old guy broke the machine and is faking a heart attack .
有个老头把机器弄坏了 还假装心脏病发作
Oh, wait.
等一下
Ah, stupid.
白痴
Cool, cool, cool.
酷酷酷
- Crystal — n. 水晶;结晶体;[化]晶体;水晶玻璃(制品); adj. 晶莹的;如水晶般的;清楚的;显而易见的;
- pretty — adj.漂亮的;可爱的;优美的; adv.相当地;颇; n.漂亮的人;
- apologize — vi.道歉;辩解;赔不是; vt.道 歉;谢罪;辩白;
- application — n.应用;申请;应用程序;敷用;
- Community — n.社区;[生态]群落;共同体;团 体;
- attack — n.攻击;抨击;疾病发作; vt.攻击;抨击;动手干; vi.攻击;腐蚀;
Wait, so was that old guy really Pierce?
等下 所以那个老头真的是皮尔斯
We'll never know, because he'll never ever remember.
无从得知 因为这种事他才不想记得呢
What are the chances of all of us ending up at the same place at the same time twice?
我们这群人能够连续两次在同一时间 出现在同一地点 这种几率有多大啊
Abed, it's amazing.
阿布蒂 太神奇了
I mean, yes, 2008 was the height of the slightly sour frozen yogurt craze, but...
没错 2008年是微酸冻酸奶的 一个销售高峰
That still doesn't explain it.
但这仍然无法解释
Maybe we really were all meant to be together.
也许我们真的是注定命中相遇
I'm not sure I understand it, but maybe we don't have to.
我不敢确定是否真弄懂了 但也许不用懂
What I do know is that the ways our paths crossed, even when they were bad, all led us to this point.
我觉得咱们大家走过的种种道路 包括那些糟糕的路 都引导着我们相聚
And I wouldn't have it any other way.
而且我对别的方式也没什么期待
So what you're saying is that we're all each other's uncle Ben's murder.
所以你的意思是说 我们相互之间都是对方死于非命的本叔叔
And we're all spider-men.
我们都是蜘蛛侠
Yeah.
对
Let's say I'm saying that.
就当我说的是这句话吧
Mm, I think we know whose will this really is.
我觉得大家都知道这是谁的旨意吧
Yeah, I think I do.
嗯 我觉得我知道
I'll be right back.
我马上回来
Hello?
喂
Hey, Abed.
阿布蒂
Just doing some pilates.
我正练普拉提操呢
I was looking for you. - Wha...I...
我正在找你 -什么
We discovered you're the reason we all went to Greendale.
我们发现你才是大家来格林德尔的原因
You linked all of our stories.
你连起了我们所有人的故事
Like how Cosmic Cube assembled the avengers.
就像《宇宙魔方》召集复仇者一样
That, and the 4-billion-dollar deal with Disney.
还有和迪士尼的40亿美元的合作
Turns out you were always one of us.
结果表明你一直是我们其中的一员
- ending — n.结局;结尾;
- sour — n. 酸味;痛苦;讨厌的东西;〈美〉酸味饮料; v. 恶化;酸腐;使变酸腐; adj. 酸 的;有酸味的;酸腐的;馊的;
- reason — n.理由;理性;动机; vi.推论;劝说; vt.说服;推论;辩论;
- Cube — n. 立方 体;立方形;立方形的东西(尤指食物);三次幂; v. 求…的立方;把(食物)切成小方块;
- deal — vt.处理;给予;分 配;发牌; vi.处理;讨论;对待;做生意; n.交易;(美)政策;待遇;份量;
So I came to see if you wanted to get some frozen yogurt.
所以我过来问问你要不要喝点冻酸奶
Really?
真的咩
That's...
真是
That's all I ever wanted.
这些我真是从来都没想到过
But it's too late.
但是太迟了
Here's another thing I realized.
我还意识到了另外一件事
Because of you we got to reinvent ourselves at Greendale.
因为你 我们不得不在格林德尔重塑人生
Everyone should have the same chance, don't you think...
所有人的机会都是平等的 你觉得呢
Chang? - It's not Chang.
昌 -我不是昌
It's Kevin.
我是凯文
How long have you known?
你知道多久了
Known what?
知道什么
Only you know who you really are.
只有你自己知道自己是谁
Also, you may have experimental monkey fever.
还有 你可能有试验性猴子狂热症
You coming?
一起走吧
Yeah.
好Actually, can we stop at the post office first? 我们能先去一下邮局吗
I have something to mail for the dean.
我要帮院长寄几封信
It's confidential and I don't wanna talk about it, so stop interrogating me.
机密信息 我不想说太多 不要问我
I'm out.
我退出
You're too in to be out.
你陷得太深退不出了
You want some refills? On me, huh?
还想再添杯吗 我请客
Refills? You want some?
添杯哦 要吗
Time for plan "B".
该实施B计划了
- experimental — adj.实验的;根据实验的;试验性的;