Troy and Abed back from summer.
特洛伊和阿布蒂夏日归来
Wait a minute. Something's changed.
等等 好像有变化
Oh, there's 12 additional thumb tacks on that board .
那块板子上多了12枚图钉
They're driving me crazy.
真让我抓狂No, I meant this. Trying out the hipster look. 不 我是说这个 看我潮男七十二变
It's cool, but also not.
这很潮 但也不算潮
Hey, guys, have a good summer?
少年们 暑假过得好吗
Take them off.
速度摘下来
Happy first day of school.
开学第一天快乐
Good morning. I brought brownies.
早上好 我带了巧克力蛋糕
Congratulations, it's me.
恭喜 是我
Huh, I see we've all reinvented ourselves over the summer.
看来过了个夏天 大家都焕然一新了
A little late to the hipster party much?
开潮流派对吗 我来得是不是有点晚
A little much on the much much?
您的 有点 还真不是一般的 点儿
We should get to class? Where's Pierce ?
我们该上课了 皮尔斯在哪
Hey-o!
唷吼
Sorry, I'm late.
不好意思 我迟到了
Damn Mexican cleaning woman did a cha- cha on my glasses, so I got to wear this old pair.
该死的墨西哥清洁女工在我眼镜上跳恰恰舞 所以我只能戴这副旧的了
Abed. Abed.
阿布蒂 阿布蒂
Abed. - Yup.
阿布蒂 -在
Did you go to your happy place? - Yeah.
你到达 快乐园 了吗 -是的
Did you envision a babbling brook like I described?
你见到我描述的小溪流水了吗
I started out with a babbling brook, but then I layered in elements from our world.
我一开始的确看到了小溪流水 但之后我以现实世界的元素进行分层
I'm sure fans of the babbling brook will complain , but I thought that was limiting.
喜欢 消息流言 的人肯定会有所不满 但我觉得那样太局限了
Well, it's best to keep it simple.
别搞那么复杂
It was a babbling brook. - Okay.
我看到了小溪流水 -很好
Here's the deal , Jessica Biel.
我们这样吧 杰西卡·贝尔[影星]
The first day of senior year is emotional for everyone, so I hereby therapize you to go to your happy place whenever you feel stressed.
大四的第一天 大家都会感慨万分 只要你感觉紧张 我便对你施以心理治疗 助你一路到达 快乐老家
- additional — adj.附加的，额外的;
- thumb — vt.翻阅;以拇指拨弄;作搭车手势;笨拙地摆弄; vi.用拇指翻 书页;竖起拇指要求搭车; n.拇指;
- board — n.董事会;木板;甲板;膳食; vt.上(飞机、车、船等);用板盖上; 给提供膳宿; vi.寄宿;
- Pierce — v. 穿透;扎;刺破;穿过; n. 皮尔斯;
- Damn — vt.谴责;罚…下地狱; vi.谴责; n. 一点;诅咒; adj.可恶的; adv.非常; int.讨厌;
- complain — vi.投诉;发牢骚;诉说; vt.抱怨;控诉;
- deal — vt.处 理;给予;分配;发牌; vi.处理;讨论;对待;做生意; n.交易;(美)政策;待遇;份量;
I found my lucky notebook .
我找到我的幸运笔记本了
Found my lucky charm .
我找到我的 幸运符 麦片了
Abed, you ready for our last first day of school?
阿布蒂 准备好最后一年开学首日了吗
Are you ready, buddy?
准备好了吗 伙计
I just need a minute.
给我一分钟
■
* This is my show *
*我的节目我做主*
* It's about me *
*节目内容*
* And all my friends on Abed TV *
*我和朋友们的二三事 就在阿布TV*
* My happy place, nothing but fun *
*我的快乐小世界 只见欢乐满天下*
* Nothing but laughs and smiles and then we rerun *
*欢声笑语无止尽 笑语欢声不停歇*
* For those times when life's too hard to face *
*操蛋人生浑不怕*
* I'll find some happy in my happy place *
*我在乐园笑哈哈*
Abed's Happy Community College Show is filmed before a live audience inside of my head.
《阿布蒂废柴联盟欢乐秀》 现场摄制于本人脑内剧场观众席前
I can't believe we're finally getting into this class.
真不敢相信我们终于能上这门课了
I can't believe there's a class called "The History of Ice Cream."
我也不敢相信居然有门课叫 《冰激凌史》
Seniors!
大四生
There they are.
大家都在呢
Seniors!
大四生
Oh, speaking of seniors, I've decided I'm going to do senioritis this year.
说到大四生 我决定今年要做毕业倦怠生
You know, just hangin' out and blowin' off classes, pullin' pranks, not sayin' my "G"s.
就是在外面闲逛 翘个课 整整蛊 绝口不发G音
Ooh, I'll pull some pranks with you.
那我要和你一起整蛊
- senior — adj. 大;级别(或地位)高的;成人的;高级水平的; n. 上级;上司;较…年长的人;级别(或地位)较高 者;
- emotional — adj.情绪的;易激动的;感动人的;
- lucky — adj.幸运的;侥幸的;
- notebook — n. 笔记本;[计] 笔记本电脑;
- charm — n. 魅力;咒语;吸引力;魔力; v. 迷住;吸引;保护;
- Community — n.社区;[生态]群落; 共同体;团体;
- audience — n.观众;听众;读者;接见;正式会见;拜会;
- finally — adv.最后;终于;决定性地;
Okay. Or Jeff or whoever . You know, whoever's around. Whatever.
行啊 其实和杰夫或其他人都行 周围的人就行无所谓
So, Abed, after class, we're still doing our
阿布蒂 下课后我们还会继续
first-day-of-school tradition , right? - You know it.
开学首日的传统吧 -必须的
We like to make wishes in the fountain .
我们喜欢在许愿池旁许愿
Fellas, I hate to tell you, wishes aren't real.
少年们 实不相瞒 愿望都不是真的
If you want something bad, you have to work for it.
如果你特想要什么 就得自己努力争取
Or use a spell.
念咒语也行
All of our wishes come true.
我们所有愿望都实现了
Last year, Troy wished we got Bin Laden and the Dorito Taco.
去年 特洛伊希望 我们搞定本·拉登和 多乐脆 玉米卷
Yeah, but Obama got credit for both.
是啊 但功劳全都让奥巴马抢去了
Could you wish for Jeff to be on time for once?
你们能许愿让杰夫按时到一次吗
No. No wasting wishes on impossibilities.
不能 愿望绝不浪费在不可能实现的事上
We have to make this year count, especially since it's the last one.
我们得慎重考虑今年的愿望 特别是今年是最后一年了
Oh, no, is all this for "The History of Ice Cream"?
不是吧 他们都是来上《冰激凌史》的吗
They overbooked it, so it's first come, first serve now.
选课人数超员了 现在是先到先得
Oh, just like real ice cream.
就像抢真正的冰激凌一样
Guys, over here!
伙计们 这边
Oh, Jeffery.
杰夫瑞
Jeff, I can't believe that you came early.
杰夫 真不敢相信你竟然早到了
Don't you read Gary's Twitter feed?
你们没看加里的推特微博吗
He posted a crisis alert about it.
他发布了一条关于本科目的危机警报
I came early to save seats.
我早到是来占座的
Oh, you know what, girls, I gave you the old flyer.
知道吗 姑娘们 我给你们的传单已经过期了
Showing up early, helping others, sending girls away?
提早到校 帮助别人 屏退妹子
- whoever — pron.无论谁;任何人; n.《爱谁谁》(电影名);
- tradition — n.惯例，传统;传说;
- fountain — n. 喷泉，泉水;源泉;
- credit — n.信用，信誉;[金融]贷款;学分;信任;声望; vt.相信，信任;把…归给，归功于; 赞颂;
- crisis — n.危机;危险期;决定性时刻; adj.危机的;用于处理危机的;
- alert — n. 警报;警惕;警戒;戒备; adj. 警觉的;警惕的;戒备的;意识到; v. 向…报警;使警觉;使警惕;使戒备;
Could this be a whole new Jeff Winger?
这算是全新的杰夫·翁格吗
Don't ruin it by approving it.
别想求真相 容易死得快
Oh, so that's progressed.
进展挺快嘛
I mean , it's progressed, but it hasn't progressed-progressed. It's progressive .
是有进展啦 但进展尚在进展 不断进步提升
Good luck, Troy.
祝你好运 特洛伊
You can't just walk in here!
你们不能就这么走进来
I've been pissing in jars for an hour.
我一直靠在罐子里撒尿坚持了一小时
Trying to keep this seat.
只为了保住这个座位
All right, all right.
好了好了 静一静
All right. Simmer dean.
安静 冷 院 一下
This can't be good. He's dressed as himself.
大事不妙 他这次居然本色出场了
Greendale's registration system has been hacked.
格林德尔的报名系统被黑了
That's right. Someone hacked into the supply closet and counterfeited these "History of ice cream" admission cards.
没错 有人非法侵入储物柜 伪造了这些 《冰激凌史》课申报卡
Whoever did this is very good.
不管谁做的 干得漂亮There is only one fair way to solve this. So... 这件事要公平解决只有一个方法 所以
follow me to...
请跟我来
The Hunger Deans!
饥饿院长
Thank you. Thank you.
谢谢 谢谢
There are 35 tests of strength and agility.
有35项关于体能与敏捷性的试炼
The winner of each one of these contests will be awarded a red rubber ball.
每项测试的胜者 都会得到一个红橡皮蛋蛋作为奖品
No ball, no ice cream.
无蛋 无《冰激凌史》课
And these are impossible to counterfeit because each one has been marked by my distinct bite print.
而且这些蛋是伪造不出来的 因为每个蛋都有我独特的咬痕
Guys, we need to take this class.
伙计们 我们得修这门课
- ruin — n.废墟;毁坏;灭亡; vt.毁灭;使破产; vi.破产;堕落;被毁灭;
- mean — adj.平均的;卑鄙的;低劣的;吝啬 的; vt.意味;想要;意欲; n.平均值; vi.用意;
- progressive — adj. 进步的;先进的;开明的;稳步的; n. 进步人 士;开明人士;改革派;
- system — n.制度，体制;系统;方法;
- supply — n.供给，补给;供应品; vt.供给，提供; 补充; vi.供给;替代;
- admission — n. 入场费;进入权;招供;门票费;
- fair — adj.公平的;美丽的，白皙的;[气 象]晴朗的; adv.公平地;直接地;清楚地; vi.转晴; n.展览会;市集;美人;
- solve — vt.解决;解答;溶解; vi.作解 答;
- strength — n.力量;力气;兵力;长处;
- distinct — adj.明显的;独特的;清楚的;有区别的;
It's the only history credit this semester .
这是这学期唯一一门历史学分
Whatevs. We'll take it next semes.
管它呢 咱们等下个学 基 咯
Ter. Semester.
期 学期
But I need it now.
但我现在就得修
Okay, I took some extra classes online, and I'm one history credit away from graduating.
好吧 我修了几门在线课程 现在只要一个历史学分就能毕业了
Jeff, you're graduating early?
杰夫 你要提早毕业
Well, graduating after 30 can't be characterized as early.
30多岁才毕业可不算早
When were you gonna tell us, Jeff?
那你打算什么时候告诉我们 杰夫
I was working on a speech.
我在准备告别致辞
And, believe me, it tied in a lot of things.
相信我 内容丰富感情饱满There was a lot of resolutions and epiphanies. 充满了无尽的决心和各种顿悟
And it would have gone down a lot better after we had taken the ice cream class together.
等大家一起上完冰激凌课以后再听 感情上会更容易接受一点
So that's why you were holding our seats?
原来是因为这个才给我们占座啊
For your own selfish reasons?
为了一己私利
No, I want us to take the class together.
不是 我是想跟大家一起上课
I just want it to be the last class we take together.
也希望这是我们最后一门一起上的课
I probably should have phrased that differently.
这句话我应该改得委婉点
Fine. Win your red ball.
行 抢你的红蛋去吧
What do I care? I've got a senior prank to pull.
关我屁事 大师姐我还要去整个蛊呢
Shirley. - Mm-hmm.
雪瑞 -嗯哼
So, Abed, ready to make some wishes?
阿布蒂 一起去许愿吗
Make chocolate hot dogs a reality ?
让巧克力热狗成真
Actually, why don't you go with Britta?
你还是跟布雷塔去吧
I think I'll just hang out here and watch.
我想留在这里观战
Really? Are you sure?
真的吗 你确定
Yeah, I'm fine. F-I-n-e or f-y-n-e?
嗯 我挺好 -是挺好还是 停搞
We made one of 'em a code for "Not fine."
我们将其中一个作为 不好 的暗号
- semester — n.学期;半年;
- extra — adv.特别地，非常;另外; n.临时演员;号外;额外的事物;上等产品; adj. 额外的，另外收费的;特大的;
- selfish — adj.自私的;利己主义的;
- reality — n.现实;实际;真实;
Oh. F-y-n-e.
停搞
Okay, he's fine. Let's go.
好 他真没事 走吧
See you around, old Jeff. - No.
回头见 老杰夫 -不对
No, new Jeff. New Jeff does not just look out for himself.
错 是新杰夫啦 新杰夫不再只顾自己
New Jeff is gonna win seven red balls because he is not gonna take that class unless you guys are with me.
新杰夫会赢到七个小红蛋 因为如果你们上不了这节课 我也不会上
Look, we're gonna have to leave this place sometime.
我们迟早要离开这里的
Like an ice cream cone melting in the sun, our time here can't last forever.
就像冰激凌在太阳底下总归要融化 我们不可能在这里一直待下去
That was part of the speech I was writing !
这段话也是我准备的致辞内容
Hey, guys. What's going on?
伙计们 干嘛呢
Oh, just making plans for the future.
没什么 规划一下未来
Can't stay at Greendale forever.
总不能在格林德尔待到死吧
Hey, is mine different than yours?
我的跟你们的有什么不一样吗
Look out below.
下面的爱卿小心咯
Coming in for a land-dean.
本宫要落地啦
Amelia Earhart?
艾美利亚·伊尔哈特吗
Close. I am America's sexiest aviator, Leo Dicaprio.
差不多 我是全美最性感的飞行员 李奥·迪卡普里奥
And, just as his character lost his mind, So have I lost your student records.
就像他在片中狂放的角色一样 我也狂丢了你们的学生档案
What? I can't believe it.
什么 不会吧
Yeah, Amelia Earhart would have been faster.
就是 艾美利亚·伊尔哈特飞得还比你快呢
As you know, our student records are stored on a microsoft paint file, which I was assured was future-proof.
你们也知道 我们的学生档案都存在 微软画图文件夹里 他们跟我保证资料将长期保存永不过时
Meanwhile , our extended warranty is not being honored by the restaurant that used to be circuit city.
结果 电器城摇身一变成餐厅 咱们延长保修期也就立马变浮云了
But I think the fairest way to handle this is to have everyone repeat the last three years.
总之我认为最好的解决方法就是 全体学生的过去三年都擦了重来
- code — n.代码，密码;编码;法典; vt.编码;制成法典; vi.指定遗传密码;
- unless — conj.除非，如果不; prep.除…之外;
- writing — n.书写;作品;著作;[法]笔迹; v.书写(write的ing形式);
- mine — n.矿，矿藏;矿 山，矿井;地雷，水雷; vt.开采，采掘;在…布雷; vi.开矿，采矿;埋设地雷; pron.我的;
- character — n.性 格，品质;特性;角色;[计]字符; vt.印，刻;使具有特征;
- Meanwhile — adv.同时，其间; n.其间，其时;
- being — n.存在;生命;本质;品格; adj.存在的;现有的;
- circuit — n.[电子]电路，回路;巡回;一圈;环道; vi.环 行; vt.绕回…环行;
You can't be serious.
你不带这样的吧
In-dean, I am.
本宫正是
I'm gonna be here forever.
我真的要在这里待到死了
Forever. Forever. Forever.
待到死 待到死 待到死
I'm gonna stay in here forever.
我要在这里待到死了
Gentlemen, and ladies.
先生们 还有女士们
My first red ball is way up high.
我第一个大红蛋蛋 高高天上挂
To touch my ball, first touch the sky.
若想摸我的蛋 要先够到天
Go!
开始
Give it up, Leonard.
你算了吧 伦纳德
I'm gonna eat your ice cream, Winger.
我要把你的冰激凌吃干抹净 翁格
Agh! You? You're pre-med!
你也来 你不是念医学预科的吗
I want ice cream.
我要吃冰激凌
Yeah, well, I want to graduate with dignity.
我还要带着自尊毕业呢
Not cool!
不厚道
Jeff's really going after that ball.
杰夫是真跟蛋杠上了There's got to be a joke in there somewhere. 这里明明应该有个笑点的
That's my first ball.
我的第一个蛋
New Jeff!
全新的杰夫
Give me a minute. Give me a minute.
给我一分钟 就一分钟
No.
不对
You know, if we're doing the first three years over again, I could change majors.
要是我们真的要重新上三年学 我就可以换专业了
I've always been curious about forensics.
我一直对法鉴很有兴趣
Hey, did you know you could major in antics?
你知道吗 咱还能修小丑专业呢
I checked. You need a tomfoolery pre-req, But they waive it for women.
我查过了 要修过胡闹课的才能选这门课 但女性学生可免除此要求
This is lunacy.
这也太扯了
We are not gonna start over as freshmen.
我们才不要重新从大一念起
Hey, there's a freshman mixer tonight.
今晚有个新生联谊会
Are you guys freshmen?
你们是新生吗
We can be.
这个可以有啊
This prank is amazing.
这个整蛊点子太妙了
He's gonna come in here later and have the creepy feeling someone was in here.
他等会进来肯定会有种 有人来过的毛骨悚然感
We should go before we get caught.
趁没人看到赶紧走吧
- handle — n.[建]把手;柄;手感;口实; vt.处理;操作;运用;买卖;触摸; vi.搬运;易于操纵;
- graduate — vt.授 予…学位;分等级;标上刻度; vi.毕业;渐变; n.研究生;毕业生; adj.毕业的;研究生的;
- curious — adj.好奇 的，有求知欲的;古怪的;爱挑剔的;
- major — adj.主要的;重要的;主修的;较多的; n.[人类]成年人;主修科 目;陆军少校; vi.主修;
Well, aren't we gonna do something now that we're here?
雁过留声 人不留痕怎么能撤呢
Do something?
留痕
All right.
好得很
A prank on a prank.
一蛊套一蛊
Let's move everything on his desk over an inch except his stapler.
我们把桌上东西都移一寸 就留订书机不动
Then he'll think we moved his stapler.
他就会觉得有人动过订书机
Oh, my God, there's so many levels to this.
天哪 这个点子真是太高超了
How about we fill his car with popcorn?
要不我们往他车里灌爆米花
That sounds messy.
好恶心
That sounds messy!
恶心得好
Okay, keys. Keys.
好 找钥匙 钥匙
Okay, I'm the dean.
好 我是院长
I come into my office, Turn on the light.
我走进办公室 打开灯
'"Oh, my, did my stapler grow legs and move?"
天哪 订书机自己长腿能走了吗
Then come over here for coffee.
然后来这喝咖啡
I would hide my keys in...
然后就把我的钥匙藏在
Heels. - Oh, you got skills.
要踮脚 -你太有才了
Look who got his ball. - Not my ball.
某人抢到蛋了呢 -不是我的蛋
Your ball.
是你的蛋
I just wanted you guys to see it.
我就是想让大家都看到
New Jeff.
新杰夫
Jeffrey, is that blood on your shirt?
杰夫瑞 你衣服上那是血吗
Oh, no, it's cool. It's Leonard's.
没事 是伦纳德的
Two balls!
两个蛋This is gonna be so good when I finally get it. 等我想出来 肯定会笑死人
It's a little weird doing this without Abed.
没和阿布蒂一起来真有些不习惯
Come on. It'll be fun.
别这样 会很有意思的
I'll put my-my Britta twist on it.
待我布雷塔放出大招扭转乾坤
I got skills. I got skills.
姐技能好 姐动作骚
Sorry. - Let's get this started.
对不起 -开始许愿吧
We always do the first one together.
第一个愿望我俩总是一起许
One, two, three.
一 二 三
I wish for a great school year. - I wish for 1,000 wishes.
我希望学业有成 -1000个愿望
Great school year?
学业有成
The first wish is always for 1,000 wishes.
第一个愿望一直都是再要1000个愿望
But we have all these coins.
但是我们有这么多硬币呢
Yeah, but the coins aren't the wishes.
可硬币毕竟不是愿望啊
Oh, I didn't know that.
我不知道唉
- twist — v. 捻;扭转;曲折;扭动; n. 捻;拧;扭动;搓;
I wish for Britta to have 499 of my remaining wishes.
我希望布雷塔拥有我剩下的499个愿望
Thank you.
谢谢你
I wish to end all wars.
我希望结束所有的战争
That's another rule.
又犯规了
No wishes containing the word "All."
任何愿望都不能包含 所有
Guaranteed ironic consequences.
肯定会搞出讽刺的后果
I don't think anyone's gonna miss wars.
我觉得没有人会怀念战争吧Star wars, thumb wars, Wow, storage wars! 星球大战 拇指大战 仓库淘宝大战[真人秀]
Fine.
好吧
You can't get in the fountain.
你不能进许愿池
I'm taking that penny back. - I already told you, The pennies aren't wishes.
我要把硬币拿回来啊 -我跟你说过了 硬币又不是愿望
You can't flip a wish.
你不可以 投 愿望
That's ridiculous .
太扯了
Your rules are ridiculous.
你们的规则太扯了
They're Abed's rules.
这是阿布蒂的规则
And they're awesome, and they always work.
它们棒极了 每次都能奏效
Well, Abed's not here, so...
可阿布蒂不在这里 所以
Unwish!
取消许愿
You can't do that. - I just did.
你不能这样 -我就这样了
Unwish! - No! Rewish.
取消许愿 -不 重新许愿
Un-unwish.
取消取消许愿
Give me it! Unwish! - No!
给我 取消许愿 -不要
No! - Oh, I'm sorry.
不要 -不好意思哦
What--you're helping me!
你在帮我
You're helping. I like it.
你在帮我 我喜欢
Unwish! Unwish! - Oh, God!
取消许愿 取消许愿 -天哪
Why does this feel good?
为何感觉如此舒爽
Stupid, selfish Jeff coming here, ruining our senior year.
愚蠢自私的杰夫过来 破坏了我们的毕业季
Ah, great! My "G"s are back.
这下好了 我又开始发G音了
Yes, it's crummy that Jeff is leaving early, but we're all graduating eventually.
对啊 杰夫提早毕业是挺差劲的 但反正大家最后都会毕业的嘛
But why the rush ?
着什么急嘛
What, so Jeff can run off and be a gross lawyer again?
杰夫就这么跑去重当臭律师了吗
Troy and Abed start drinking coffee?
特洛伊和阿布蒂开始喝上了咖啡
I become a boring hospital administrator?
我会成为一个无聊透顶的医院主任吗
Who wants to do that?
谁想变成那样啊
- storage — n. 贮存;存储(方式);付费托管;
- ridiculous — adj.可笑的;荒谬的;
- rush — n.冲进;匆促;急流;灯心 草; adj.急需的; vt.使冲;突袭;匆忙地做;飞跃; vi.冲;奔;闯;赶紧;涌现;
- gross — adj.总共的;粗野的;恶劣的; 显而易见的; vt.总共收入; n.总额，总数;
- boring — adj.无聊的;令人厌烦的; n.钻孔; v.钻孔;使厌烦;挖空 (bore的ing形式);
You do. Right?
你啊 不是吗
Yay, hospital administration !
是吔 医务管理好棒
Can't wait to be buried alive under a pile of paperwork and bed pans, just trying to summon the courage to ask out Dr. Patel, and the gorgeous Indian neurosurgeon who doesn't even know I exist.
真是迫不及待地想被埋葬在 一摞摞的文书和便盆之中呢 从而鼓起勇气去约帕特尔医生 而这位玉树临风的印度裔神经外科医师 甚至都不知道我的存在
This isn't a conversation, is it?
你已经开启自言自语模式了是吧
The sad, slow March toward death begins.
由此开始缓慢而苦逼地迈向死亡
Senioritis!
毕业倦怠症啊
Ready, set...
预备 开始
Third ball.
第三个蛋
Fourth ball.
第四个蛋
Well, well, well.
哎呦喂
Looks like someone wants to be a hero.
看来某人想做盖世英雄嘛
A big man. A huge, throbbing, sweaty...
大高个儿 有着粗壮 挺拔 湿淋淋的
Dean, I just want to get my history credit and get out of here.
院长 我只想要拿到历史课学分 然后离开这里
And I just need to know how bad you want it.
而我只想知道你有多想要
The next competition will be particularly difficult for some of you because...
下一项挑战 对你们当中的一些人来说 将会格外得困难 因为
It requires complete emotional commitment .
它要求百分之百全心身的感情投入
The tango.
探戈
I will be the judge.
评委是我
There can only be one winner, so choose your partners wisely.
赢家只有一个 所以选舞伴要谨慎
Come on, Winger.
来吧 翁格
It's water under the bridge , right?
前仇旧恨都付诸东流吧
Partners? - Sorry.
组队吧 -抱歉
My dance card's full.
我已心有所属
For my partner in the tango competition, I choose...
本次探戈比赛我的舞伴 我选
The dean.
院长
The fountain works.
许愿池灵验了
All these balls.
这么多蛋蛋
I'm so close, I can taste it.
我马上就想到了 就在嘴边
Pierce, only you could turn a freshman mixer into a disaster .
与…合伙; 皮尔斯 也就你能把新生联谊会搅黄
- administration — n. 行政;行政部门;施行;执行;
- competition — n.竞争;比赛，竞赛;
- particularly — adv. 特别地，独特地;详细地，具体地;明确地，细致地;
- commitment — n. 承诺;投入;保证;许诺;
- bridge — n. 桥;桥牌;桥接器;船桥; vt.架桥;渡过;
- partner — n.伙伴;合伙人;配偶; vi.合伙;合股;成为搭档; vt.使合作;
I was this close to getting those two girls.
我差这么一丁点就能把到那两个妹子了
Jeff, look how close you're holding your fingers together.
杰夫 看你两根手指离得多近
That's your penis.
你的鸡鸡就那么短
Guys, great news.
各位 好消息
After just one forensics class, I found a way to retrieve our student records.
我只上了一节法鉴课 就找到了恢复学生档案的方法
It turns out there's a backup.
其实我们的档案是有备份的
And it's in this safe.
就在保险球中
I have a theory , dean.
我有个想法 院长
Do tell.
请讲
I don't think you want me to graduate.
我认为你不想让我毕业
Don't be absurd, Jeffrey.
别瞎寻思了 杰夫瑞
I want success for all Greendale students.
我愿格林德尔所有的学生都获得成功
Oh, really? Then answer me this.
是吗 那你倒是回答我
What happened to the other history class?
其他的历史课都哪儿去了
What other history class?
什么其他的历史课
The second history class, the one that actually taught history, that disappeared from the schedule after I took summer classes.
第二门历史课 真正教授历史的那个 我上完暑期班就从课表上消失的课
You're telling yourself a fantasy .
你这纯属意淫
Who really made those counterfeited ice cream tickets?
究竟是谁伪造了冰激凌历史选课申请卡
Who's so good that they got your handwriting with its hearts and flourishes?
是谁把你的笔迹模仿得惟妙惟肖 连小心心和小花纹都学会了
Oh, God, you're right.
天哪 你猜对了
I can't let you go, Jeffrey.
我不能放你走 杰夫瑞
You weren't supposed to compete .
你本不该来参赛的
You were supposed to walk away with the rest of the study group.
你本应该和你的学习小组一起掉头离开
You can't not get rid of me that easily.
你休想这般轻易地摆脱我
- disaster — n.灾难，灾祸;不幸;
- theory — n.理论;原理;学说;推测;
- schedule — v. 安排;预定;为…安排时间; 将…列入; n. 日程安排;明细表;工作计划;(电视或广播)节目表;
- fantasy — n.幻想;白日梦;幻觉; adj.虚幻 的; vt.空想;想像; vi.耽于幻想;奏幻想曲(等于phantasy);
- handwriting — n.笔迹;书法;书写;手稿; v.亲手 写(handwrite的ing形式);
- compete — v. 竞争;对抗;参加比赛(或竞赛);
Oh, God, why'd I make it feats of strength and grace ?
为什么我要把比赛搞得这么崇尚力量与优雅
It's as if I wanted you to win.
就好像我私心盼着你赢一样
But that can't be true.
但是不可以这样
Smile. - Best friends.
说茄子 -好基友一辈子
So Let's hug it out. Okay.
来嘛 一抱了恩怨 好吧
Here. One more ball to go.
给 还有最后一个蛋
But it's another dance contest , so I think I got it.
不过依旧是舞林大会 我赢定了
What's wrong with Abed?
阿布蒂怎么了
No, no, no, no, don't open the safe.
不不不 别打开保险箱
We're redoing our first three years.
我们要把前三年重过一遍
That's what I want. - It's okay, Abed.
我就想这样 -阿布蒂 没事的Here's a trick I use when I feel overwhelmed. 我有个妙招能应对无法接受的现实Just imagine a happy place and then go there. 只要想象着一个 快乐园 然后走进去
* Greendale babies *
*格林德尔小宝宝*
* We're happy and we're free *
*我们快乐幸福又自由*
* Greendale babies *
*格林德尔小宝宝*
* Fun for you and me *
*乐趣多多我和你*
* Greendale baby forever *
*格林德尔小宝宝 永远小亲亲*
Greendale babies will be right back forever!
格林德尔小宝宝马上回来 永远小亲亲
Pierce, what did you do to Abed?
皮尔斯 你对阿布蒂做了什么
Gay balls!
基佬蛋蛋
Nailed it.
搞定了
Don't ask. - Don't tell.
求别问 -求别说
Poor Abed. Is he in his imagination emporium?
可怜的阿布蒂 他又进入幻梦商店了吗
Dreamatorium. No, this seems like something new.
是幻梦空间 不对 这次不一样
Abed was having some anxiety about all the changes this year, so I may have told him to go to a happy place in his mind.
阿布蒂对今年要发生的变化忧心忡忡 所以我之前好像有让他去 自己想象中的 快乐园
You told him to go somewhere in his mind?
你居然让他去自己想象中的世界
Do you realize who you told that to?
你难道不知道阿布蒂是什么人吗
The last competition to win a red ball begins in one minute.
最后一场红蛋争夺战 将在一分钟后打响
Honestly, Jeff, you can go.
焦虑的事; 杰夫 你可以去的
- grace — n.优雅;恩惠;魅力;慈悲; vt.使优美;
- contest — n. 比赛;竞赛;竞争; v. 争辩;争取赢得(比赛、选举 等);就…提出异议;
- imagination — n. 想象;想象力;创造力;想象的事物;
- anxiety — n.焦虑;渴望;挂念;令人
No one will think you're selfish.
没人会觉得你自私的
This looks bad.
看似不妙啊
I wish I hadn't broken Abed.
但愿我没把阿布蒂毁掉
There is one thing we could try.
有个方法我们可以试试
Oh, okay.
好吧
Hey, let's play pretend .
我们来玩扮家家吧
Yeah, we could be cowboys.
我们可以扮牛仔
We could be spacemen.
我们可以扮宇航员
That's right, baby Pierce. We can play forever.
没错 皮尔斯宝宝 我们可以一直玩到死
It's not working. - What's not working?
没用 -什么没用
Okay, contestants, final competition begins right now.
好了选手们 决赛即将开始
God, I hate new Jeff.
天啊 我真讨厌新杰夫
Hey, guys, I have something to say.
各位 我有事要说
Yay! Like always!
嗷嗷 风采依旧
I was just outside Babyville.
我刚去了宝宝镇外面
There's nothing outside Babyville.
宝宝镇没有外面
You know what, there is!
知道吗 有外面的
And it was scary, because change is always scary.
外面很可怕 因为改变总是可怕的
But then I thought of you guys, and I wasn't so scared.
但我想到了你们 我就不害怕了
Abed, when you brought this group together, you changed our lives, but then we changed each other.
阿布蒂 当你组织大家成立学习小组时 就已经改变了我们的人生 之后我们又改变了彼此
And we're gonna keep changing in unexpected ways.
而我们会继续经历未知的改变
And we're still gonna be friends, even if we don't all become professors at Greendale or open a restaurant together or move into the same apartment building after Pierce dies.
但我们仍会是朋友 就算我们不能都在格林德尔做教授 或者一起开家餐馆 或者在皮尔斯死后一起住进他的豪宅
Even if we go somewhere, we're not going anywhere.
即使我们人会分道扬镳 我们的心也不会散
That was a killer speech, Jeff.
致辞太赞了 杰夫
I didn't say anything.
我啥也没说啊
I literally just walked up.
我才刚走过来
I know. I made the speech for you.
我知道 我替你设计的致辞
- pretend — vi.假装，伪装，佯装; adj.假装的; vt.假装，伪装，模拟;
- outside — adj.外面的，外部的;外 来的; n.外部;外观; adv.在外面，向外面;在室外; prep.在…范围之外;
- unexpected — adj.意外的，想 不到的;
- apartment — n.公寓;房间;
It hit all the right notes.
真是字字珠玑
I was trying to hang on to this moment because I was so afraid of the future, but then I realized all of this was once the future.
我之前对当下的生活紧抓不放 因为我害怕面对未来 但我发现当下也曾是以前的未来
And it was completely different from what I'd known before.
而且跟我当年想象得完全不同
And it was happening so fast.
发生得也特别快
But in the end, or in the now, I guess, it turned out great.
但最后 或者说在当下 这样也挺棒的
And just like ice cream, we've melted together and made a new-- I just had to run the scenario to figure it out.
就像冰激凌一样 我们融化在一起 形成了新的...我还是自己想象比较好
Sorry I missed the fountain. - It's okay.
抱歉我没赶上许愿池许愿 -没关系
Britta introduced a new rule-- no rules.
布雷塔带来了新规则 不限规则
Cool. We can discuss it.
很好 可以讨论一下
When they were incepting, I got their balls.
在某些人玩盗梦空间时 我把蛋蛋都偷走啦
Well, now that we're out of "History of Ice Cream", I can finally take " Advanced Claims Denial."
既然我们选不上冰激凌历史课了 我终于可以去上高级否定课了
You should take "Forensics."
你应该选法鉴课
Can somebody tell me what the hell we just did?
谁能告诉我刚才到底是怎么回事
Jeffrey.
杰夫瑞
Jeffrey, wait.
杰夫瑞 等等
Dean, what are you-- You smell like the floor of a movie theater.
院长 你干嘛 你身上有股电影院的地板味
Yeah, but not for the usual reasons.
没错 但不是你想的那样
I have had the worst day.
今天我过得很糟
Our dance photo didn't come out, someone moved my stapler, and, worst of all, I hurt you.
咱俩热舞的照片没拍成功 我的订书机还被人动过 最重要的是 我伤害了你
But you'll be happy to know that we'll be offering another history class, because I care about you.
但你现在该高兴了 我们要开设另一门历史课因为我很在乎你
And not because I found out if we don't offer a real history class we'll lose, like, $40,000 in grant money.
恼、厌恶、恼怒、失望等); 绝不是因为我发现如果咱们学校不开 正经历史课的话就要失去四万块的拨款
- figure — n.数字;人物;图形;价格;(人的)体形;画像; vi.计算;出现;扮演角色; vt.计算;认为;描绘;象征;
- Advanced — adj.先进的;高级的;晚期的;年老的; v.前进;增加;上涨(advance的过去式和过去分词形式);
- hell — n.地狱;究竟(作加强语气词);训斥;黑暗势力; vi.过放荡生活;飞驰; int.该死;见鬼(表示惊奇、烦
Thank you, dean.
谢谢你 院长
By the way, you didn't have to come all this way
不过你不需要特意跑这一趟
to tell me that. - Oh, no, it wasn't a problem.
来告诉我 -没事 没关系
It's on my way.
我也是顺路
Please tell me you're breaking into that condo.
别告诉我你要硬闯那间公寓
No, I bought it.
没有 这房我买了
Now we'll be like almost roomies.
我们以后就能做准寓友啦
Oh, good, you got wine. I've got friends with benefits.
太好了 你有酒哎 真是我的好基友
No subtext.
没有潜台词
I don't know why I was so worried about change.
真不知我为什么那么担心改变
This year's gonna be great.
今年一定会特别精彩
I'll be right over.
我会一直在你身边哦
Are you sure this is gonna work?
你确定这招能行吗
Guaranteed to work. It's an antic.
必须的 这可是八婆课
Ahh! Not so fast, you two.
别走那么快 你们俩
Get ready to run. - In these heels?
准备好逃跑 -这大高跟咋跑
Where'd you girls get those dresses?
妹子们 这裙子哪淘的啊
They're fabulous.
美呆了
They're charming.
很美哒 对吧
Not so fast, mister.
别走那么快 先生
Excuse you? - Excuse me. Thank you, sir.
你说什么 -对不住 谢谢您先生
Not for you. - Hello, it's Britta.
你不能进去 -我是布雷塔
Okay, I know a man when I see one.
我还是认得出纯爷们的好吧
Oh, Lord , no!
天啊 不是吧
- grant — vt.授予;允许;承认; vi.同意; n.拨款;[法]授予物;
- Lord — n.主;上帝; int.主，天啊; vt.使成贵族