So... cellular mitosis is what?
说说 有丝分裂的定义
I miss Troy.
我想特洛伊了
Wrong, and stop guessing that.
错误答案 你也别猜那个了
Annie. - I'm worried about Abed.
安妮 -我担心阿布蒂
He hasn't left the apartment since Troy moved out.
自从特洛伊搬走后他就没出过公寓大门
He won't even play in the Dreamatorium.
他甚至都不玩幻梦空间了
Sorry, not "Play."
抱歉 不是 玩
'" Render imaginated dreamscapes."
表演想象中幻梦场景
Guys, we just finished retaking biology all summer, and if I don't pass this final, it was for nothing.
大伙 我们整个暑假都在重修生物 如果我通不过期末考试 那就白费功夫了
Can we stay on target ?
我们能不跑题吗
Did someone say "Sexy construction worker"?
是不是有人提到 性感建筑工人 啊
Stay--stay on target.
坚持住 别跑题
I'm dressed like this because I'm building to big news.
我打扮成这样 是因为我要创造重大新闻
Subway has officially ended its agreement with Greendale, and the restaurant I've chosen to occupy the cafeteria kiosk is...
赛百味跟格林德尔的合约已经正式终止 而我选来填补自助餐厅空缺的店铺就是
Shirley's Sandwiches!
雪瑞三明治
I just need one of you to sign this as the official owner of the business.
我只需要你俩中的一个 作为官方代表签署这份合约
Ooh, we should both sign it, we're 50-50 partners.
我们俩都该签字 股份对半开的
But there's only one dotted line on the form, so...
但是表格上只有一条虚线 所以...
Oh, well, Pierce can-- - Me.
这样的话 皮尔斯可以 -我来
Hey! - I paid for it.
凭什么 -我出的钱
- apartment — n.公寓;房间;
- Render — v. 提供;给予;提交;翻译; n. 粉刷;[建](墙壁的)初涂;抹灰;精制油;
- biology — n.(一个地区全部的)生物;生物学;
- target — n.目标;靶子; vt.把……作为目标;规定……的指标;瞄 准某物;
- construction — n.建设;建筑物;解释;造句;
- Subway — n. 地铁;地下通道;
- occupy — vt.占据，占领; 居住;使忙碌;
- official — adj.官方的;正式的;公务的; n.官员;公务员;高级职员;
- owner — n.[经]所有者;物主;
- Pierce — v. 穿透;扎;刺破;穿过; n. 皮尔斯;
Well, there'd be no "it" to pay for if I hadn't done all the work.
要是没有我艰苦卓绝的努力 你有钱也没处使
My goodness , this molehill is becoming a mountain.
哎呦 小小罅隙积怨逐重高若大山了呢
You guys work it out, while I put together an alpine costume .
你们努力解决 我去捯饬一套登山装
I knew eventually you'd try to box me out of my own business, just like Hawthorne Wipes did.
我就知道你早晚要鸠占鹊巢 就跟霍桑纸业一个德行
I'm not letting you guilt me into letting you call yourself the owner of my company.
我可不会容忍你 利用我的同情心霸占我的生意
Jeff! Hello?
杰夫 发什么呆
Get involved. - No.
帮帮他俩 -不
I am here to replace my fake bachelor's so I can get back to my life as a lawyer.
我来这里是为了拿到真正的文凭 好重回律师生涯
Nobody else is sacrificing their interests.
人不为己天诛地灭
Don't ask me to sacrifice mine .
别强求我做牺牲
Don't ask me to sacrifice mine.
别强求我做牺牲
That's you just now.
你刚才就这语气
Okay, so name the stages of mitosis.
好了 说出有丝分裂的四个阶段
Ooh, I gotta go. - Unbelievable.
我得走了 -难以置信
Today is Abed's first therapy session .
今天是阿布蒂心理治疗第一疗程
His what?
什么治疗
He's been feeling extra vulnerable lately having lost Troy to the air conditioning repair school, so he's finally gonna let me practice my psych skills on him.
他最近感到极度的脆弱 因为特洛伊被空调维修学院抢走了 所以他终于同意让我 在他身上演练心理治疗技巧
Give me some credit , Winger.
性地; 对我有点信心 翁格
- goodness — int.天哪; n.善良，优秀;精华，养分;
- costume — n.服装,装束;戏装,剧装; vt.给…穿上服装;
- replace — vt.取代，代替;替换，更换;归还，偿还;把…放回原处;
- fake — n.假货;骗子;假动作; vt.捏造;假 装…的样子; vi.假装;做假动作; adj.伪造的;
- sacrifice — n.牺牲;祭品;供奉; vt.牺牲;献祭;亏本出售; vi.献 祭;奉献;
- mine — n.矿，矿藏;矿山，矿井;地雷，水雷; vt.开采，采掘;在…布雷; vi.开矿，采矿;埋设地 雷; pron.我的;
- therapy — n.治疗，疗法;
- session — n.会议;(法庭的)开庭;(议会等的)开会;学期;讲习会;
- extra — adv.特别地，非常;另外; n.临时演员;号外;额外的事物;上等产品; adj.额外的，另外收费的;特 大的;
- vulnerable — adj.易受攻击的，易受…的攻击;易受伤害的;有弱点的;
- finally — adv.最后;终于;决定
What's the worst that could happen ?
再坏能坏到哪儿去
Classic tee-up.
典型的 垫高球托 法则
Shut up, leonard, I know about your crooked wang.
闭嘴 伦纳德 我知道你小弟弟折弯了
No such thing as bad press .
这种事没什么见不得人的
Hey, Abed.
嗨 阿布蒂
This can't be good.
大事不妙
■ There are those who ask, why connect the capillary tube directly to the compressor valve?
有些人问 为什么要把毛细管 与压缩机阀直接 连通呢
Oh, sure, why not just attach it to the moisture accumulator?
可不是么 干嘛不直接把它 接到吸湿器上算了
Hey, Troy. We boring you?
我说 特洛伊 你觉得无聊吗
I miss my friends.
我怀念我的朋友们
He misses his friends.
他想他的小伙伴们了
Mr. Barnes...
巴恩斯先生...
Gather your things and come with me.
收好你的东西跟我来
Now!
马上
The sun chamber .
烈阳室
A shameful relic from a savage chapter of our history.
这是我们学院杀伐历史中留下的可耻遗迹
Repairmen would duel each other inside, losers succumbing to heat exhaustion , or worse.
修理工们明争暗斗自相残杀 失败者们中暑而死或者下场更惨
Troy, there is a prophesy.
特洛伊 有一个神谕
I miss Abed so much.
我想死阿布蒂了
I'm ashamed to confess that I once thought that this might be me.
我羞于承认 曾几何时 我以为自己是背负神谕的人
Now I realize that it's you.
现在我意识到那是你
- credit — n.信用，信誉;[金融]贷款;学分;信任;声望; vt.相信，信任;把…归给，归功于;赞颂;
- happen — vi. 发生;碰巧;偶然遇到;
- Classic — n. 名著;优秀的典范; adj. 最优秀的;第一流的;有代表性的;典型的;
- press — vt.压;按;逼迫;紧抱; vi.压;逼;重压; n.压;按;新闻;出版社;[印刷]印刷机;
- connect — vt.连接;联合;关 连; vi.连接，连结;联合;
- tube — n. 管;管子;道;电视; v. 把…装上管;把…弄成管状;使通过管子;〈英〉坐 地下铁道车去;
- directly — adv.直接地;立即;马上;正好地;坦率地; conj.一…就;
- attach — v. 重视;把…固定; 认为有重要性(或意义、价值、分量等);缠着;
- moisture — n.水分;湿度;潮湿;降雨量;
- boring — adj.无聊 的;令人厌烦的; n.钻孔; v.钻孔;使厌烦;挖空(bore的ing形式);
- chamber — n.(身体或器官内的)室,膛;房 间;会所; adj.室内的;私人的,秘密的; vt.把…关在室内;装填(弹药等);
- chapter — n.章，回;(俱乐部、协会 等的)分会;人生或历史上的重要时期; vt.把…分成章节;
- exhaustion — n.枯竭;耗尽;精疲力竭;
- ashamed — adj.惭愧的，感到难为情的;耻于……的;
- confess — vt.承认;坦白;忏悔;供认; vi.承认;坦白;忏 悔;供认;
You are the true repairman, Troy.
你是真正的修理工 特洛伊
You fix not only air conditioners...
你不仅能修复空调...
But the men who fix them.
还能平息修理工之间的争端
It's a trade school. It's a two-year degree in boxes that make rooms cold.
这就是所专科学校 两年的学制 研究的是给房间制冷的小盒子
Sir, there's been a flow duct rupture in quadrant four.
头儿 第四象限的流管道破裂
I'll handle it.
我来处理
This is your destiny, Mr. Barnes.
这是你的使命 巴恩斯先生
The true repairman will repair man.
真正的修理工能修复人心
Abed.
阿布蒂
I'm not talking to you because I'm not crazy.
我不会跟你说话的 因为我没疯
Think of it as inner dialogue.
就当这是内心独白吧
I'm reading the novelization of Chronicles of Riddick.
我在阅读《星际传奇》小说
Can you honestly tell me that's a saner decision?
你敢告诉我这是个正确的决定吗You're worried you'll go crazy without Troy. 你担心自己离了特洛伊会发疯
That's why you're gonna let Britta fix you, right?
所以你才让布雷塔来治疗你 对吗
Because you think you're broken, you're gonna get diagnosed by someone who said her favorite superhero was "X man"?
因为你认为自己有缺陷 你真的要让一个将 X战警 视为 最爱的超级英雄的人给你下诊断吗
I'm a little scared. Things are bad.
我有点害怕 事态很糟
When the world gets bad enough, Abed, the good go crazy. But the smart...
阿布蒂 当整个世界堕落的时候 好人会发疯 但聪明人
they go bad.
则会黑化
Come on in here, let's talk about it.
进来吧 我们谈谈
I think it's safer if I talk to Britta.
我认为还是跟布雷塔谈比较好
I think it's even safer if I talk to her first.
我认为还是我先跟她谈谈更好
Hello.
你好啊
Are you here to help me with biology, or get me to help you?
你是来帮我复习生物的吗 还是有求于我
Bi-ol-o-gy. - Are you lying?
生...物...啊 -你在撒谎吗
Hard to break the word "yes" into lilting syllables, huh?
很难抑扬顿挫地说出 是 对不对
- degree — n.程度，等级;度;学位;阶层;
- handle — n.[建]把手;柄;手感;口实; vt.处理;操作;运用;买卖;触摸; vi.搬运;易于操纵;
- inner — n. 内部;射中接近靶心部分的一发; adj. 里面的;向内的;内部的;接近中心的;
- favorite — n.幸运儿;喜欢的事物;特别喜欢的人; adj.最喜爱的;中意的;宠爱的;
Ye-es?
是...啊
Look, Pierce and I are so close to getting the sandwich shop going.
听着 皮尔斯和我马上就能 让三明治小店开张了
I just need you to help-- - Look.
我只是需要你帮忙 -听着
You want one piece of free advice?
你想要一句免费的忠告吗
Let Pierce cool down.
稳住皮尔斯
You know how crazy and paranoid he can get.
你知道他发起疯来能偏执到什么地步
A-ha! Crazy? Paranoid? Impotent?
逮到你了 发疯 偏执 有心无力吗
Cellular... - I knew you'd run to Jeff,
细胞... -我就知道你会来找杰夫
and turn him against me. - Mitosis.
并策反他跟我对着干 -有丝分裂
Guys, why are we yelling?
大伙 这是嚷什么呢
You sign that paper, I'll sue.
你敢签合同 我就告你
Well, hold on.
等等
This will be settled in Greendale court , 3:00 P.M.
本案将于下午三点由格林德尔法庭审理
Obviously, Shirley has her counsel , and I get to dress like a judge.
显然雪瑞已经找好律师了 而我又能cos法官咯
I was born in a courtroom, sued it for my own placenta, and won.
我就是在法庭出生的 跟我的胎盘来了番殊死搏斗并得以胜出
Now I'm calling my lawyer.
现在我要给我律师打电话了
My biology final is at 5:00.
我的生物期末考试五点开始
I'll see you in court.
法庭上见
Hello, Abed? Ready to get therapized?
阿布蒂 在吗 准备好接受心理治疗没
Abed?
阿布蒂
Hello, Britta.
你好 布雷塔
Come in.
请进
What's going on?
这是怎么回事
Vice Dean Laybourne was repairing a flow duct rupture, and he inhaled a lethal dose of freon.
副院长莱伯恩在修理破裂的流管道时 吸入了致命剂量的氟利昂
May his breeze join the wind.
愿他的灵魂轻舞飞扬
Okay, so mitosis is when cells divide ...
有丝分裂即细胞分裂为...
I wonder who Pierce is gonna get to represent him.
我很好奇皮尔斯会请谁作为他的代理律师
- sandwich — vt.夹入;挤进;把...做成三明治; n.三明治;夹心面包;
- piece — n.块;件;篇;硬币; vt.修补;接合;凑 合;
- court — n.法院;球场;朝廷;奉承; vt.招致(失败、危险等);向…献殷勤;设法获得; vi.求爱;
- counsel — n. 法律顾问;忠告;商议;讨论;决策; vt.建议;劝告; vi.商讨;提出忠告;
- Vice — n.恶习;缺点;[机]老虎钳;卖淫; prep.代替; vt.钳住; adj.副的;代替的;
- dose — n.剂量;一剂,一服; vi.服药; vt.给药;给…服药;
- breeze — n. 微风;和风;轻而易举的事; v. 轻盈而自信地走;
- divide — vt.划分;除;分开;使产生分歧; vi.分开;意见分歧; n.[地理]分水岭，分水线;
I promise, whoever Pierce brings won't be prepared for me. That's the Winger guaran-- Is that the cold-blooded former colleague that got you fired from your old law firm by ratting on you to the state bar?
我保证 无论皮尔斯请到谁 都无法与我相匹敌这是翁格的保证 那是你的冷血前同事吗 就是他向州律师公会告发你 害你被前律所解雇的吗
Tee.
球托
So is this a conflict of interest ?
所以这算是利益冲突吗
You know, Alan working at your former firm and all?
你懂的 艾伦在你的前律所工作啥的
Hey, Pierce just did you the biggest favor of your life.
皮尔斯可帮了你大忙了
He hired a guy I've spent the last two years fantasizing about stabbing in the--Sundance!
他请来的这个小子 就是两年来 让我恨不得一刀捅...霸王弟
Tango!
探戈兄
So...the case of the Sandwich signature .
哎哟 接下三明治店归属案啦
What are you doing here?
你怎么来了
I mean , me, I have to, but you?
我嘛 是生活所迫 你来搅和啥啊
Hawthorne's a cash cow, And old a-con here is tugging at that teat.
霍桑可是款爷 咱老江湖 有油水就要挤
That's money.
钱来了
Money.
钱来了
Please stop that.
别挤了
So full disclosure. The firm would really like to keep vitamin "P" in its medicine chest .
跟你说白了吧 事务所发话了 要抓牢皮爷不撒手
Full disclosure.
我也跟你说白了
- wonder — n.惊奇;奇迹;惊愕; vi.怀疑;想知道;惊讶; vt.怀疑;惊奇;对…感到惊讶; adj.奇妙的;非凡的;
- represent — vt.代表;表现;描绘;回忆;再赠送; vi.代表;提出异议;
- whoever — pron.无论谁;任何人; n.《爱 谁谁》(电影名);
- former — adj.从前的，前者的;前任的; n.模型，样板;起形成作用的人;
- colleague — n. 同事，同僚;
- firm — adj.坚定的;牢固的;严格的;结实的; vt.使坚定;使牢固; vi.变坚实;变稳固; adv.稳固 地; n.公司;商号;
- conflict — n. 冲突;矛盾;争执;抵触; v. 抵触;
- interest — n.兴趣，爱好;利息;趣味;同行; vt.使……感兴趣;引起……的关心;使……参与;
- signature — n.署名;签名;信号;
- mean — adj.平均的;卑鄙的; 低劣的;吝啬的; vt.意味;想要;意欲; n.平均值; vi.用意;
- cash — n.现款，现金; vt.将…兑现;支付现款;
- vitamin — n. 维生素;维他命;
- chest — n.胸，胸部;衣柜;箱子;金库;
I really want to be done by 4:00.
咱最好四点前完事
Oh, that's the Jeff Wing basket I remember loving.
哎哟 你风采不减当年啊
Hey, just go easy on Shirley.
你对雪瑞客气点
Scout's honor, Sinead O'connor.
以童子军名誉发誓 西尼德·奥康娜
Oy-yay, oy-yay, the honorable Craig Pelton presiding.
辣妹子辣 辣妹子辣 院长法官驾到啦
First off, there's one decision I'll need your help making.
首先 请各位帮个忙 帮我参考一下
judging Amy judge Judy?
是扮艾米法官还是朱迪
You say your name is evil Abed, which does not throw me, because I'm a therapist.
你说你是邪恶阿布蒂 我呢也觉得不奇怪 谁叫咱是心理医生呢
So let's talk about evil.
就聊聊邪恶吧
You know what? Maybe I should talk to good Abed instead .
算了 我还是先跟良民阿布蒂聊一聊吧
Where I come from, his name is lame Abed.
在我的国度里 他那种称为矬人And you come from... - The darkest timeline. 你哪国的 -平行时空里最黑暗的深渊
You might call it the britta of timelines, where everything is the worst.
也可以叫布雷塔时空 因为在那个时空 一切都混乱不堪
Jeff has one arm there. Annie shot Pierce.
杰夫是独臂 安妮朝皮尔斯开枪
Troy can't speak-- Now we're getting somewhere. I think lame Abed sent you to talk because you're more equipped to deal with fear.
特洛伊是哑巴 我听出眉目了 矬人阿布蒂让你代言 是因为你比较擅长于处理恐慌情绪
That's the lame way of seeing it, yes.
以矬人之心度神人之腹 意思倒也差不多
Here's the truth.
这么跟你说吧
I've crossed into your dark timeline, And now I'm going to darken it.
我已经进入了你的黑暗时空 而且要让它愈加黯淡
How?
你要干什么
Tell me about your parents, Britta.
你父母什么情况 布雷塔
Um...no?
不告诉你
Barnes, you should be in the chapel.
巴恩斯 你应该待在殡仪馆的
We lost a great man today.
英才辞世 该好生缅怀
Yeah, he was the best, wasn't he?
是啊 他的确是一代英才
That's why I don't understand how he could rupture a freon line.
正因为如此 我更不明白了 他怎么会把氟利昂管搞爆了
that's kind of a rookie mistake.
这可是低级错误
- evil — adj.邪恶的;不幸的;有害的;讨厌的; n.罪恶，邪恶;不幸;
- instead — adv.代替;反而;
- deal — vt.处理;给 予;分配;发牌; vi.处理;讨论;对待;做生意; n.交易;(美)政策;待遇;份量;
I'm sure it was just a faulty valve.
应该是阀门有问题吧
My first order as vice dean, I'm gonna have them all replaced.
我上任副院长的第一个指示 就是要把阀门都换了
So you're vice dean now?
你是副院长了吗
Why the sudden interest in air conditioning repair?
你怎么突然关心起空调维修的事儿了
I thought you missed your friends.
你不是念念不忘老同学吗
I do. - Then go be with them.
是啊 -那就去找他们
I'm releasing you.
我放你走
But you-- - Good-bye, Troy.
可是 -再见 特洛伊
Miss Edison, do you recognize the baby in that picture?
埃迪生小姐 你认得照片里这个孩子吗
That's Shirley's baby ben.
是雪瑞的孩子 本
Would you think less of Shirley Bennett if she offered to sell Ben on craigslist for a chance to bump it with Denzel?
要是你知道雪瑞·伯纳德 为了跟丹泽尔打一炮愿意上网卖儿子 你会因此看扁她吗
That was a joke for my cousin.
那是跟我家人说笑的
Damn those facebook privacy settings.
都怪脸谱网那不靠谱的隐私设置
Jeff, do something. - He's got nothing.
杰夫 想想办法 -他什么料也没有
I'm sure she didn't mean that.
她肯定不是说真的
Or perhaps she doesn't even love that baby, because she spent most of last year not even knowing
说不定她根本不爱自己的儿子 因为她去年一整年都在纠结
who the father is. - objection .
孩子他爹到底是谁 -反对
Establishing character , your honor.
臆断原告人品 法官大人
This woman is clearly unfit to own a sandwich shop.
这个女人明显不适合当店铺主人
Alan, come on.
艾伦 省省吧
No furths.
没有问题了
I thought you said you were gonna go easy.
你不是答应对她客气点吗
Felt easy to me.
我觉得挺客气了
What was he wearing?
他当时穿的什么
- faulty — adj.有错误的;有缺点的;
- order — n.命令;顺序;规则;[贸易]定单; vt.命令;整理;定购; vi.命令;定货;
- recognize — vt.认出，识别;承认; vi.确认，承认;具结;
- bump — n.肿块，隆起物;撞击; vi.碰撞，撞击;颠 簸而行; vt.碰，撞;颠簸; adv.突然地，猛烈地;
- Damn — vt.谴责;罚…下地狱; vi.谴责; n.一点;诅咒; adj. 可恶的; adv.非常; int.讨厌;
- objection — n. 反对;反对的理由;异议;
- character — n.性格，品质;特性;角 色;[计]字符; vt.印，刻;使具有特征;
He was dressed as a dinosaur.
扮成恐龙的样子
Is that why you dropped out of high school?
你是因为这个才高中退学的吗
I don't know.
我不知道
Are those even real glasses?
你戴的是真眼镜吗
No.
不是
Ah, do you feel that, Britta?
你感觉到了没 布雷塔
Your timeline's 10% darker now.
你的时空比原来黯淡了百分之十
This was 10%?
这才百分之十
Do you know what kind of person becomes a psychologist, Britta?
知道什么人才会当心理医生吗 布雷塔
A person that wishes, deep down, that everyone more special than them was sick, because "Healthy"
就是那种内心深处非常渴望 那些比他们有意思的人都有病 这样 无趣 的他们Sounds so much more exciting than "Boring." 就可以自我安慰为 心理健康 了
You're average , Britta Perry.
你就是庸人一个 布雷塔·派利
You're every kid on the playground that didn't get picked on.
你就是那种没人看得上的小孩
You're a business casual potted plant , A human white sale.
毫无特色的打工妹 没人要的可怜虫
You're VH1, Robocop2, Aback to The Future 3.
你就是《VH1》《机械战警2》 《回到未来3》
You're the center slice of a square cheese pizza.
你就是方形芝士披萨最中间那一片
Actually, that sounds delicious .
感觉还挺好吃的I'm the center slice of a square cheese pizza. 我才是方形芝士披萨最中间那一片
You're Jim Belushi.
你是吉姆·贝鲁什
12% 12% Where are you going?
你去哪里
To make this timeline the darkest of all.
把黑暗带给每个人
Starting with your lame hero, Jeff Winger.
就从你们的矬人英雄 杰夫·翁格开始I don't suppose lame Abed owns a bone saw. 矬人阿布蒂应该没有骨锯吧
So, Pierce, you're seeking full ownership of Shirley's sandwiches.
皮尔斯 你来争取雪瑞三明治店的完全所有权
After all, you did provide 100% of the financing.
因为资金完全出自你
- average — n.平均;平均数;海损; adj.平均的;普通的;通常的; vt.算出…的平均数;将…平均分配;使…平衡; vi.平均为;呈中间色;
- casual — n. 临时工;便装;便鞋; adj. 不经意的;无忧无虑的;漫不经心的;不在乎的;
- plant — n.工厂，车间;植物;设备;庄稼; vt.种植;培养;栽培;安置; vi.种植;
- center — n.中心，中央;中锋;中 心点; vi.居中，被置于中心; vt.集中，使聚集在一点;定中心; adj.中央的，位在正中的;
- slice — n. 片; 〈非正式〉部分;份额;[体]削球; v. 切成片;削球;被切成片;(很容易地)切开;
- delicious — adj.美味的;可口 的;
- suppose — vt.假设;认为;让(虚拟语气);推想; vi.猜想;料想; conj.假使…结果会怎样;
- ownership — n. 所有权;物主身份;
Correct .
对
You really did? Oh, damn it.
真的吗 该死
Jeez, I came to this thing unprepared.
老天 我果然没准备好
I mean, I-I guess it's my job to somehow tarnish you in the eyes of the court, but, uh...
我本来 应该在法庭之上 挑出你的毛病 可是
Let me check my notes. - Take your time.
我查一下笔记 -慢慢查
Thanks.
谢谢
Hey, uh, while I'm doing this...
我在这边查着
Does anybody know any funny jokes?
谁能在一边说个笑话什么的
I do.
我来
An Irish and a Jew walk into a Chinese laundry ...
一个爱尔兰人和一个犹太人 走进一家中国洗衣店
with a gay duck.
还带着一只基佬鸭子
All right, okay! - Oh, right!
行了 -行了
So you're telling me they're not good at basketball?
你们是想说他们不会打篮球咯
I have no questions, your honor.
我没有问题了 法官大人
Cruel. Cruel, cruel, cruel.
残酷 残酷 残酷 残酷
In the name of the five winds...
以五风之名
East, west, north, the one we keep secret, and south, I hereby proclaim you-- This ceremony is a lie.
东风 西风 北风 秘风和南风 在此 我授你为 这仪式就是扯淡
And having a special room for it is a waste of valuable floor space.
为了这种屁事还腾出一间房 简直就是浪费空间
You are no longer a student here.
你已经不是这里的学生了And we use this room for yoga on weekends. 而且这间房周末还用作瑜伽房呢
Remove him. - I am the truest repairman.
让他走 -我是最真实的修理工
And this man is a dishonor to making air conditioners work good.
而这个人 不配修空调
And I have the right to challenge him...
我有权对他提出挑战
In the sun chamber.
我们去烈阳室对决
Holy crap.
我勒个去
Your less than honor, can I call a recess?
法官小哥 我请求休庭
- provide — vt.提供;规定;准备;装备; vi.规定;抚养;作准备;
- Correct — vt.改正;告诫; vi.调整;纠正错误; adj. 正确的;恰当的;端正的;
- somehow — adv.以某种方法;莫名其妙地;
- laundry — n.洗衣店，洗衣房;要洗的 衣服;洗熨;洗好的衣服;
- ceremony — n.典礼，仪式;礼节，礼仪;客套，虚礼;
- challenge — n.挑战;怀疑; vt.向…挑战;对…质疑;
- Holy — adj.圣洁的，神圣的;至善的; n.神圣的东西; (俚)太棒了;
Ooh, yay, costume change.
好耶 可以换装咯
Court briefly adjourned.
短暂休庭
What are you trying to do, Winger?
你想怎么样 翁格
Zealously represent your client ?
别跟我说什么认真打官司
Let me make things a little easier for you.
我跟你打开天窗说亮话吧
Figure out a way to throw this case, or figure out where you're gonna work when you get out of here, because I don't know where it's gonna be if it's not for us.
想办法撇掉这案子 不然就得想清楚你在毕业后去哪里工作 怎么说呢 如果我们公司不要你的话
That's right, Jeff. I went there.
没错 杰夫 我就要玩得这么大
You drove me there. Miss Daisy's in the house, thanks for the ride, sorry about slavery.
你开车送我的 戴茜小姐在家 多谢你开车载我对于奴隶制我很抱歉
Don't oversell your clout, Alan.
别把自己吹得跟一把手似的 艾伦
You're partner because I sold you to Ted.
你能做合伙人 是因为我向泰德推荐你
Ted respects me-- - Ted's gone.
泰德很尊重我的意见 -泰德走了
He got too old, couldn't swim with the sharks, and got eaten.
他太老了 游不过鲨鱼 被吃了
That makes no sense. He started the firm.
胡说八道 公司是他创立的
You can't lose your own firm.
自己公司怎么会混不下去
You can if you're dead.
死了就会呀
That shark thing was not a metaphor.
鲨鱼那事不是比喻
I'm the big dog now.
现在我是当家老大了
So you want the last three years in this toilet to have a point?
如果你希望在这所不入流学校 熬的三年 有点意义的话
Then I'm the guy you got to make happy.
那你就得哄我开心
Or, you know, you could finish up your big win here.
或者 享受你最后的一次胜利吧
Court is in session.
开庭
Blind justice presiding-- aah! Oh, my god!
蒙眼的正义女神将主持 我的妈呀
Ahh! Oh, one more recess.
再次休庭
I hit the corner right on a fresh tattoo.
桌角正好撞到新纹的纹身上
Well boys and girls, I hope you brought your popsicles, Because it's about to get scalding hot in the sun chamber.
先生们女士们 希望各位带了冰棍 因为在烈阳室里 将会炙热似火
- client — n.[经]客户;顾客;委托人;
- Figure — n.数字;人物;图形;价格;(人的)体形;画像; vi.计算;出现;扮演角 色; vt.计算;认为;描绘;象征;
- partner — n.伙伴;合伙人;配偶; vi.合伙;合股;成为搭档; vt.使合作;与…合伙;
- justice — n.司法，法律制裁;正义;法官，审判员;
You already know the rules...
大家都知道规则
Because there aren't any!
那就是没有规则
Jeez, Dennis, are you on coke?
老天 丹尼斯 磕药磕傻了吧
Take that crap off and sit down.
脱掉这些鬼东西 坐下吧
Sorry about that. Of course there are rules.
不好意思 当然是有规则的
Two men are sealed in the chamber, each with a broken unit.
两人进入密封的小房间里 房间里各有一台坏掉的空调The heat will increase until one man yields... 房间温度会不断上升 直到有人认输
Or dies.
或是死亡
Begin!
开始
You're just in time for Jeff's closing statements.
你刚好赶上杰夫的结案陈词
Who cares? Everything is terrible .
谁在乎啊 世界是黑暗的
Oh, no. Have you been watching Dance Moms again?
不是吧 你又看《妈妈舞者》了[真人秀]
I'm thinking of dyeing my hair.
我想染头发
Evil Abed, what are you doing?
黑化阿布蒂 你干什么
I'm going to cut off Jeff Winger's arm.
我去切掉杰夫·翁格的胳膊
I won't let you. That's horrible .
我不允许 太恐怖了Don't you mean dark? Welcome to my world. 你是说恶毒吧 欢迎来到我的世界
Jeff! Winger!
杰夫 翁格
Jeffrey, this is a-- a terrible situation for me to have put you in.
杰夫瑞 我让你陷入了这样 进退两难的境地
A guy like Alan isn't above making trouble for you
艾伦这家伙原来在公司
at your old firm. - Shirley, I-- It's not worth your career .
就给你小鞋穿 -雪瑞 我... 这事不值得你搭上前 程
I want you to have what you want.
我希望你能够心想事成
Thank you, Shirley. - Settle down.
谢谢 雪瑞 -安静
Okay, Jeffrey, let's have your closing statement .
好了 杰夫瑞 请做结案陈词
Your honor...
清单; 法官大人
- course — n.科目;课程;过程;进程;道路;路线，航向;一道菜; vt.追赶;跑过; vi.指引航线;快跑;
- terrible — adj.可怕的;很糟的;令人讨厌的; adv.很，非常;
- thinking — adj.思考的;思想的;有理性的;好思 考的; n.思考;思想;想法;意见;见解; v.思考(think的现在分词);
- horrible — adj.可怕的;极讨厌的;
- career — n.生涯;职业;事业;速度，全速; adj.作为毕生职业的; vi.全速前进，猛冲;
- Settle — v. 定居;结算; 停留;确定; n. 高背长椅(老式木家具，有扶手，座下多带柜);
- statement — n.声明;陈述，叙述;报表，
I have no closing statement, because I'm throwing the case.
我不会做结案陈词 因为我拒绝受理此案
No, no, it's okay.
不 没事的
It's fine, don't worry.
没事 别担心
My client, Shirley Bennett, my friend of three years, she told me that it was okay.
我的当事人 雪瑞·伯纳德 我三年来的好朋友 她说不受理没关系
She said what I want was more important.
她说我的需求更重要
She's right, right?
她说的对 对吗
I mean, guys like me, we'll tell you there's no right or wrong.
像我这样的人 会告诉你世上没有对错可言
There's no real truth.
没有绝对的真相
I'll kill you.
我会杀了你
I'll kill you just like I killed him.
我杀了他 我也会杀了你
And as long as we all believe that, guys like me can never lose.
只要哄得大家都信了 像我这样的人就永远也不会输了
Was that out loud?
我大声说出来了吗
Because the truth is...
因为真相是
I'm lying when I say there is no truth.
我说没有真相是句谎话
The truth is-- the pathetically, stupidly, inconveniently obvious truth is...
真相是 可悲的 愚蠢的 尴尬的明显真相是
Helping only ourselves is bad, and helping each other is good.
只为自己着想是自私的 为他人考虑才是伟大的
Now I just wanted to get out of here, pass biology, and be a lawyer again instead of helping Shirley.
现在我只想离开这里 通过生物课考试 再次成为律师 而不是在这里帮助雪瑞
That was bad.
这样不对
And my former colleague wanted so badly to keep his rich client that he just asked me to roll over in exchange for my old job.
而我的前同事 非常可怜地想留住阔佬客户 不惜以提供我工作为诱 让我放弃官司
So I guess we all walked in here pretty bad.
所以我想 我们都是以自私的心态来到这
But now...
但现在
Shirley's gone good.
雪瑞做出了无私的举动
Shirley's helping me.
雪瑞在帮助我
It's that easy.
其实很简单
You just stop thinking about what's good for you, and start thinking about what's good for someone else.
只要不再为自己的私利打算 而是设身处地地为他人着想
And you can change the whole game with one move.
你可以改变整个游戏 只要一个善举就行
- obvious — adj.明显的;显著的;平淡无奇的;
- badly — adv.非常，很;严重地，厉害地;恶劣地;
- exchange — n.交换;交流;交易所;兑换; vt.交换;交易;兑换; vi.交换;交易;兑换;
- pretty — adj.漂亮的;可爱 的;优美的; adv.相当地;颇; n.漂亮的人;
Now if you like this idea, you can make it true by doing something good for everyone here.
如果你认同这个观点 你可以通过 帮助身边人使之成为真相
Throw this case out of court. It's dumb .
别再审了 这官司完全没意义
That is all.
陈词完毕
I withdraw my case.
我撤回起诉
Why didn't you just do some inspirational speech about friendship?
你怎么不来段关于友谊的 激情澎湃的演讲
You're fired.
你被炒了
Way to go, soft serve. You're finished.
好样的 煽情专业户 你的事业结束了
By the way, never got a chance to tell you this, but it was me who turned you in to the state bar.
对了 从来没机会告诉你 是我向律师协会告发你的
I know.
我知道
And I never got a chance to thank you.
我从来没机会谢谢你
This place has made you so gay.
这破地方让你变得太基情了
Hey! Don't use "Gay" as a derogatory term.
注意点儿 别把基情当贬义词来用
Booyah, good person.
哎呀 做个好人
Gentlemen, take this man to the infinite labyrinth of eternal ice.
先生们 将这个人 带到永恒坚冰迷宫
Yes! - No!
好 -不
No, take him to the police.
不 带他去警局
He murdered someone. Take him to jail .
他杀人了 送他去坐牢
You guys are weird.
你们真够诡异的
Jeff, that was great.
杰夫 说的太好了
You were like a white Blair Underwood.
你就像白人版的布莱尔·安德伍德
Shirley, if you're willing, I think we should let Jeff sign the sandwich shop form.
雪瑞 如果你也愿意 我觉得 该让杰夫签署三明治小店的文件
Yeah, you could represent both of us.
你可以代表我们两个
You know, like our attorney .
做我们的律师
My god, Pierce! You had your first good idea.
天哪 皮尔斯 你头一次想出好点子啊
Thank you. - Britta, I'm so sorry.
多谢 -布雷塔 对不起
It doesn't matter, Abed.
没关系 阿布蒂
- dumb — adj.哑的，无说话能力的;不说话的，无声音的;
- withdraw — v. 撤回;提;撤离;停止提供;
- infinite — adj.无限的，无穷的;无数的;极大的; n.无限;[数]无穷大;无限的东西(如空间，时间);
- eternal — adj.永恒的;不朽的;
- jail — n.监狱;监牢;拘留所; vt.监禁;下狱;
- attorney — n. 律师(尤指代表当事 人出庭者);(业务或法律事务上的)代理人;
I should've never played therapist with you.
我不该在你面前扮心理医生
I'll change my major just one more time.
我再换次专业好了
But you can't. You cured me.
不行 你治好我了
I mean, I'm not cured. I'm willing to admit I definitely need therapy.
我没好 但我愿意承认 我绝对需要心理医生
You're the only kind of shrink I could ever trust.
我只相信你这个心理医生
The kind with as little control over my mind as me.
你能够像我一样 稍稍掌控我的思想
Mind if I cut in?
介意我也抱一下吗
Troy!
特洛伊
You're back.
你回来了
Yeah, I made a new rule that the air conditioning repair school has to act like a regular school.
我定了条规矩 空调维修学院 必须得跟正常学院一样
I can do that because I'm their messiah.
我有这权利 因为我是他们的救世主
Cool. I went crazy and I wanted to cut off Jeff's arm.
酷 我发疯了 我想切掉杰夫的胳膊
I missed you so much, buddy.
我好想你 兄弟
So, Jeff, we still best friends?
杰夫 我们还是好朋友吗
All right.
好了
Cellular mitosis. What is it?
细胞有丝分裂 是什么
# Give me some rope ? #
# tie me to dream #
# give me the hope #
# to run out of steam #
# somebody said #
# it could be here #
# we could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year #
# but I love you more than words can say #
# I can't count the reasons I should stay #
# one by one they all just fade away #
# I'm tired of the wait and sees #
# I'm tired of that part of me #
- major — adj.主要的;重要的;主修的;较多的; n.[人类]成年人;主修科目;陆军少校; vi.主修;
- admit — vt.承 认;准许进入;可容纳; vi.承认;容许;
- definitely — adv.清楚地，当然;明确地，肯定地;
- shrink — v. 收缩;减 少;退缩;畏缩; n. 精神病学家;心理学家;
- rope — n. 绳索;粗绳;线缆;圈绳; v. 用绳子捆(或绑、系);用绳子 系牢;捆紧;用套索抓捕(动物);
- fade — vi.褪色;凋谢;逐渐消失; vt.使褪色; adj.平淡的;乏味的; n.[电影][电 视]淡出;[电影][电视]淡入;
- tired — adj.疲倦的;厌倦的，厌烦的; v.疲倦;对…腻烦(tire的过去分词形式);
# that makes up a perfect lie #
# to keep us between #
# but hours turn into days #
# so watch what you throw away #
# and be here to recognize #
# there's another way #
Hello, everybody. I'm Leonard.
大家好,我是伦纳德
And I'm here today to review Let's Potato Chips.
今天我个大家评测一下“耐吃薯片”
$1.79 at Kroger's.
花了1块7毛9在克罗格买的
Get this sucker open...
把这破玩意打开
Ah, there we are.
哈 搞定
Now, I've already had some of these, but let's see.
其实我已经尝过了 我再尝尝
Mmm! Crispy. Mm-hmm.
嗯 嘎嘣脆
Salty, not too greasy.
有点咸 不太油腻
That one's shaped like a duck.
我吃出了一个鸭子的形状
Well, I guess that's definitely a buy.
好了 我觉得这款产品值得购买
That's it.
评测结束
Let's Potato Chips are good, and they're a buy.
“耐吃薯片”的确耐吃
LEONARD'S FOOD REVIEW!! Leonard
比Techmessager评测做的好