Okay. Ahh.
好 啊
Um, my name is Alex Osbourne, And if you're watching this, It means I'm dead.
我叫亚历克斯·奥斯本 如果你在看这片子的话说明我已经死了
Or I'm just showing you.
或者我只是在给你看
Uh, but I'm probably dead.
不过很可能我是死了
To my ex-wife Magda, I leave herpes.
给我的前妻美格达 我留下了疱疹
But she knows that, it's dealt with.
不过她知道的 已经治好了
As for my collection of styx albums, I leave that to no one.
至于我的冥河乐队专辑收藏 谁也不给
Because that's who appreciated styx as much as me.
因为没人像我这样崇拜冥河乐队
Finally , there's a kid named Abed who makes movies at my community college, and to him I leave the task of creating a video tribute of my life.
最后 我社区大学有个拍电影的叫阿布蒂 我留给他的是 为我拍摄悼念MV 以向我光荣的一生致敬
What follows is some general purpose footage that he can use.
以下是一些他可以使用的镜头
Where did you get this?
你从哪儿弄来的
Some one-armed guy with a scar on his face dropped it off.
一个脸上有疤的独臂男人留下的
He said he was Star-burns' lawyer.
他说他是星霸的律师
How one-armed was he?
他那条胳膊有多短
Tell me when to stop.
差不多时你就喊停
It was the other arm. - You guys!
没的是另外一条胳膊 -伙计们
I feel oddly compelled to fulfill his request.
我感觉到一种力量迫使我想满足他的心愿
Would you guys help me write obituary copy?
你们愿意帮我写讣告吗
You mean like, "Star-burns died how he lived-- in a meth lab explosion "?
你是说像 星霸因冰毒作坊爆炸 因公殉职 这样吗
Can we turn this off?
能不能把电视关了
I'm not as comfortable with death as you guys.
我跟你们一起面对死亡很不舒服
He's in a better place now.
他去了更好的地方了
- means — n.手段;方法;财产; v.意思是;打算(mean的第三人称单数)[复数means];
- collection — n.采集， 聚集;[税收]征收;收藏品;募捐;
- Finally — adv.最后;终于;决定性地;
- community — n.社区;[生态]群落;共同 体;团体;
- video — n.[电子]视频;录像，录像机;电视; adj.视频的;录像的;电视的; v.录制;
- general — adj.一 般的，普通的;综合的;大体的; n.一般;将军，上将;常规;
- fulfill — v. 做完(工作);达到(目的);应验(预言 等);满足(希望);
- explosion — n.爆炸;爆发;激增;
Yeah. The blu-ray shelf.
是啊 蓝光碟架
What is that?
那是什么
Star-burns also left me his ashes.
星霸还留下了他的骨灰
He requested they be burnt.
他要求要把骨灰烧掉
I don't think he knows how ashes work.
我估计他没明白什么叫骨灰
The small one's his lizard.
那小家伙是他的蜥蜴
If we rub that, Will he come out and do celebrity impressions?
如果擦一下 他会跳出来做模仿秀吗
I don't think so. - Then I want it out of here.
我想不会 -那我想把它扔出去
■ You guys, how long are we going to avoid talking About this really serious thing that's happened?
伙计们 对刚发生的悲伤事件 我们要视而不见 避而不谈多久
Is it always about the holocaust with you people?
怎么话题老是围绕你们这些人的大屠杀转
I'm talking about Star-burns, you know, dying.
我说的是星霸 你知道 去世的事
I know it's sad, but death is a natural part of life And by the time I finish this sentence , 100 people will have died in china.
我知道很悲哀 但死亡也是人生一部分 就我说完这句话的关头 中国就死了100个人
Why...Did you stop talking?
你干嘛要说完呢
I have to call my pen pal.
我得给我笔友打电话了
Star-burns was a good man.
星霸是个好人啊
He barely sued me that time I ran over his foot.
上次我踩到他脚他差点就没告我了
I say we honor Star-burns by discussing him the same amount we did when he was alive.
要我说 我们应该像星霸生前一样 吐槽之 以寄托哀思
Jeff, have some respect .
杰夫 放尊重点
He might have been a scuzzy weirdo who shaved his sideburns into star shapes...
他也许的确只是一个 将鬓角剃成星状的邋遢怪人
Pai mai?
白眉
It's Troy. Are you okay?
我是特洛伊 你还好吗
Okay, good, I gotta go. This costs $7.
很好 我挂了 都花了七块钱话费了
But he was also a classmate, a kinda sorta friend sometimes And above all, a human being .
可他也是我们同学 差不多算是朋友吧 至少也是个人哪
He touched all our lives.
他跟我们生活有交集
- avoid — vt.避免;避开，躲避;消除;
- sentence — n.[语][计]句子，命题;宣判，判决; vt.判决，宣判;
- barely — adv.仅仅，勉强;几乎不;公开地;贫乏地;
- respect — n.尊敬，尊重;方面;敬意; vt.尊敬，尊重;遵 守;
- being — n.存在;生命;本质;品格; adj.存在的;现有的;
Annie has a point.
安妮说得有道理
The death of a peer , especially at our age, Can trigger a whole range of emotions.
同龄人的去世 特别是在我们这个年纪 的确可以引起一系列的情感波动
As a psychologist... - Student.
作为一名心理学... -学生
I hereby offer my licensed... - Unlicensed.
我特此提供本人专业的 -不专业的
Services as a grief counselor.
悲伤心理治疗服务
Grief causer. - If anyone needs to talk,
悲伤心理祸害 -如果有人想谈的话
The doctor... - Not even close.
医生 -十分不靠谱
Is in.
就在这里
Britta, I could use some help dealing with my grief.
布雷塔 我需要你帮我直面惨痛的人生
Great. - Yeah.
太棒了 -是啊
I was hoping you'd say that, Because...I came prepared.
我正指望你这么说呢 因为 我有备而来
You seemed smarter than me when I met you.
我们刚认识时你明明比我聪明的
Thank you.
谢谢
For the purposes of this exercise, I am Star- burns.
为了便于练习 我来当星霸
Tell me the things you never got a chance to say to me.
告诉我你们之前一直没机会对我说的话
Come on, guys, you can ask me anything.
拜托 伙计们 问什么都行
What's heaven like?
天堂到底啥样的
Uh, I don't know. Glittery.
我不知道 闪闪发光吧
Ask me something else.
问我些别的
Have you seen Tim Russert?
你在天堂看见蒂姆·拉瑟特了吗
Guys, you are doing this wrong.
你们都不会玩嘛
Ask me something personal .
问我些私人的问题
Star-burns, I didn't know you that well, But why did you smell exactly like salami?
星霸 我跟你不熟 你为什么老是一股腊肠的味道
Abed. - I got one. Where's my comb ?
阿布蒂 -我有问题 我梳子在哪儿
I don't know. - Yep, it's him.
我不知道 -没错 是他
Why did you tape that switchblade to your ankle ?
你干嘛要在脚踝上藏把弹簧刀
Why did you always poop with the stall door open?
你为啥拉屎的时候老是不关厕所隔间的门
Is it true you made out with britta?
你跟布雷塔亲热的事是真的吗
- peer — n. 同辈;同龄人;身份(或地位)相同的人;(英国)贵族成员; v. 仔细看;端详;
- range — n.范围;幅度;排; 山脉; vi.(在...内)变动;平行，列为一行;延伸;漫游;射程达到; vt.漫游;放牧;使并列;归类于;来回走动;
- personal — adj.个人的;身体的;亲自的; n.人事消息栏;人称代名词;
- comb — v. 梳;搜寻;仔细搜索;梳理(羊 毛、棉花等); n. 梳子;篦子;压发梳;梳理(头发);
- ankle — n. 踝;踝关节; v. 走路;
I don't see how that's relevant .
我觉得这些都跟此事没关系
It was fat Neil's black light party.
在胖子尼尔的黑光派对上
Vicki saw you. - If that's true-- If--maybe it was because she was really drunk And she had just found out
薇琪看见你们了 -如果是真的 如果 也许是因为她喝得烂醉 而且刚刚知道That her first boyfriend was getting married . 她的初恋男友快结婚了
If you guys are gonna do this wrong, Then I'm gonna take these off.
你们问的都不对啊 我要把这都摘下来
Okay, grief counseling is growing on me.
好吧 我开始喜欢悲伤心理治疗了
*Come on, I'm dean*
*奴家本是佳人俏院长*
*and my hands are so clean*
*葱白柔荑世无双*
*at this moment*
*此番闲来无事做*
I am stapling Ben Chang is here.
*佳人巧手订纸张* 本·昌求见
Ah, send him in.
让他进来
Ben, how's it "Deaning"?
本 别来无 院 啊
Can't "Com-chang."
有何贵 昌
Just needed you to sign this.
要你签个名
Okay.
行啊
Let's just...Give this a little look-a-roo.
咱们好好瞧一瞧
'"Request for increased security ."
安保设备升级请愿
'"Cool new uniforms." I like that.
帅气的新制服 这我喜欢
'"Power to enact martial law," Not so much.
宣布戒严令的权力 没那么喜欢
'"Indefinite detention, pepper spray , Involuntary cavity searches-- no soft-serve"?
无限期羁押 胡椒喷雾 强制性腔体搜查 禁止软饮料
All liquids and gels must be in sealed bottles No larger than 3 ounces.
所有的液体和胶体都只能装在 不到3盎司的密封瓶里
I'm sorry, Chang, this stuff is too extreme .
抱歉了 昌 这太过于极端了
This is a community college, not an inner-city high school.
这里是社区大学 不是市立大学
It's a community college where a degenerate just blew himself up with stolen lab equipment.
该大学的某人渣使用偷来的实验室设备 结果将自己炸得稀巴烂
- relevant — adj.相关的;切题的;中肯的;有重大关系的;有意义的，目的明确的;
- drunk — v.喝酒(drink的过 去分词); adj.喝醉了的;
- married — adj.已婚的，有配偶的;婚姻的，夫妇的;密切结合的; n.已婚者; v.结 婚，与…结婚(marry的过去式);
- security — n.安全;保证;证券;抵押品; adj.安全的;保安的;保密的;
- pepper — n.胡椒;辣椒;胡椒粉; vt.加胡椒粉于;使布满;
- spray — n.喷雾;喷雾器;水沫; vt.喷射; vi.喷;
- stuff — n.东西;材料;填充物;素材资料; vt.塞满;填塞;让吃饱; vi.吃得过多;
- extreme — adj.极端的;极度的; 偏激的;尽头的; n.极端;末端;最大程度;极端的事物;
To be fair , it was the crystal meth inside the stolen lab equipment that blew him up.
确切地讲 应该是被盗设备中的冰毒 将他炸得稀巴烂
That's the problem with you civilian suits.
这就是你们这些平头百姓的问题所在
You want the results but you don't want to know how the sausage gets made.
你只想要结果却不管 香肠是怎么做出来的
Well, I'll tell you how the sausage gets made.
我来告诉你香肠是咋做的
It's a lot of ground meat and it gets stuffed into a casing That looks like a cross between a dude's dong and a poop.
把很多的肉塞进肠衣里 看上去就跟拉出来的屎一样
I don't know how that helps me, but please leave.
我没明白这是什么意思 请出去
Fine, but you will regret this.
行啊 不过你会后悔的
I doubt it.
估计不会
This just came for you.
这是给你的
Great.
好嘛
I have to give more bad news to Jeff and his study group.
我得给杰夫和学习小组带去更多噩耗
Hold my calls, I have to pick an outfit.
接好我的电话 我得挑身行头出来
Who wants to dance?
谁想去跳舞吖
Nice work, everyone.
诸位 干得好啊
Now think about that last little puppy in that basket Out of all those puppies.
现在想象下篮子里最后的那只小狗 不要想其他小狗
And now... He's catching fire too.
现在 它也着火了
Britta! Why are you making us feel these things?
布雷塔 你为什么要对我们这么残忍
We need to bring our emotions to the surface And explore them.
我们需要把情绪宣泄出来 逐一探索
Does it always have to be puppies though?
非得用小狗狗吗
Oh, come on, everybody.
拜托 各位
This is a completely unnecessary process .
完全没必要这么做
What Jeff's doing right now is called denial and it is the first of five stages of grief that ends with acceptance .
杰夫现在的表现叫做否认 这是悲伤五阶段的第一阶段 最终是接受
- fair — adj.公平的;美丽的，白皙的;[气象]晴朗的; adv.公平地;直接地;清楚地; vi.转晴; n.展览会;市集;美 人;
- crystal — n. 水晶;结晶体;[化]晶体;水晶玻璃(制品); adj. 晶莹的;如水晶般的;清楚的;显而易见的;
- civilian — adj.民用的;百姓的，平民的; n.平民，百姓;
- sausage — n. 香肠;腊肠;
- explore — vt.探索;探测; 探险; vi.探索;探测;探险;
- process — vt.处理;加工; n.过程，进行;方法，步骤;作用;程序;推移; vi.列队前 进; adj.经过特殊加工(或处理)的;
Name any other stage .
请把其他几个阶段说出来
What are you, my final?
问毛问 你期末考吗
Maybe we don't need grief counseling.
也许我们用不着悲伤治疗
But seems like the least we could do is have a memorial or something.
不过至少我们也要办个追悼会什么的吧
Oh, yes, we could have a little service and I could bring some of my brownies and I guess someone should sing Ave Maria.
没错 一起办个小型追悼会 我可以带些自制的布朗尼蛋糕 还可以找个人唱万福玛利亚
I mean, I can do it. Whatever.
我唱也行 怎么都行
Sure, why not drag it out for weeks?
很好 追悼一个礼拜怎么样
Why not wallow for the rest of our lives and never get anything done?
今后一直悲伤堕落 一事无成 不也挺好吗
Or we could just admit the simple fact that one day, something is in your life and one day, it's not.
或者我们就该接受这显而易见的事实 生死有命富贵在天 人走茶凉莫费周章
Dean-jour, mes amis!
朋友们 院长来了
Unfortunately , due to the whole Star-Burns meth lab explosion, Professor Kane has resigned, and you biology class has been can-can-cancelled.
很不幸 星霸冰毒作坊爆炸一事过后 凯恩教授辞职了 你们的生物课就取取取消了
Your grade is now an incomplete.
现在你们学期课程不完整
You'll have to make up the credit in the summer.
所以只能暑假补修学分
My summer is gone?
我的暑假泡汤了
No.
不
No!
不
Well, I had a little rockette kick-line thing planned, but...
我还准备来个火箭女郎踢大腿啥的 但
Okay.
好的
- acceptance — n. 验收;接受;认可;承认;
- stage — n.阶段;舞台;戏剧;驿站; vt.举行;上演;筹划; vi.举行;适于 上演;乘驿车旅行;
- memorial — n.纪念碑，纪念馆;纪念仪式;纪念物; adj.记忆的;纪念的，追悼的;
- drag — n. 令人厌烦的人;乏味无聊的事;累赘;拖累; v. (使劲而吃力地)拖;缓慢而费力地移动(或行进);生 拉硬拽; adj. 女穿男服的;〈美俚〉男穿女服的; adv. 〈美俚〉带有女伴;
- admit — vt.承认;准许进入;可 容纳; vi.承认;容许;
- Unfortunately — adv.不幸地;
- biology — n.(一个地区全部的)生物;生物学;
- credit — n. 信用，信誉;[金融]贷款;学分;信任;声望; vt.相信，信任;把…归给，归功于;赞颂;
That was Garrett singing, um, Ave Maria?
感谢加瑞特为我们演唱 万福玛利亚是吗
Ave Maria!
万福玛利亚
Uh, now, Shirley, I understand you wanted to sing something as well?
雪瑞 我知道你也想一展歌喉
No, thank you.
不想 谢了
Okay, then let's move on to the eulogies.
那好 下面进行悼词环节
Does anyone have anything they wanna say in the memory of Star-Burns?
有没有人想说些什么 追念一下星霸Because his sideburns were shaped like stars. 原来是因为他将鬓角剃成星状
I just got it. I just got that.
我才明白 我明白了
Anything at all.
有没有想说的This is a safe place to say what you're feeling. 大家可以在这里畅所欲言
I'll say something.
我有话要说
After learning about Star-Burns' death, I personally went through the stages of grief and have now arrived at the final one-- acceptance.
得知星霸的死讯后 我经历了悲伤的数个阶段现在我处于第五阶段 接受
Closure!
开窍了
Acceptance that this place...
接受这个地方
This fallujah of higher learning...
这所高等教育集中营
is a prison from which none of us will ever escape.
是一座我们永远无法逃脱的囚狱
Okay, Jeffrey, now we're mixing metaphors here-- And it turns out...
好了 杰夫瑞 你这比喻有点 事实证明
that Star-Burns, this man in this urn, was a hero to us the whole time because he did the one thing that none of us ever tried to do.
星霸 骨灰罐里的这一缕英魂 应当被视作英雄 因为他做了我们从未尝试过的事
He got out.
他逃出去了
And then he exploded.
接着他化为灰烬了
Because Greendale hates its students.
因为格林德尔与学生为敌
No. No. - It sucks the lives from their bodies and forces their desiccated husks to attend summer school.
不 -它吮吸我们的血液 逼迫不成人形的我们上暑期学校
Okay, Jeffrey, this is a funeral .
好了 杰夫瑞 这是葬礼
Let's keep it light.
别搞得如此沉重
Annie, Annie, maybe you could say something nice about Star-Burns.
安妮 你来说点星霸的好话
- learning — n.学习;学问; v.学习(learn的现在分词);
- attend — vt.出席;上(大学等);照料;招待;陪伴; vi.出 席;致力于;照料;照顾;
- funeral — n.葬礼;麻烦事; adj.丧葬的，出殡的;
Get some sugar to go with that spice.
缓和一下那家伙的满腔愤懑
Star-Burns or Alex, as he like to be called, was a human being.
亚历山大喜欢被人叫做星霸 是一个普通人
A Greendale human being...
来自格林德尔的普通人
like me.
同我一样
I've given this place my childhood , my enthusiasm , and my loyalty , and in return, Greendale has warped me like a barbie in a microwave.
我把自己的大好年华 热情与忠诚都献给了这里结果呢 格林德尔却扭曲了我 就像微波加热过的芭比娃娃
Our school flag is an anus!
我们的校旗是一朵菊花
You were the guys who drew it.
那可是你画的
We're not even the best community college in our community.
我们连这个社区最好的社区大学都算不上
Let that sink in.
你们好好想想
And the cherry on top on this total lack of sundae-- I'm failing a remedial biology class on a technicality all because you don't know how to run a school.
更为人神共愤 天理难容的是 我的生物课要华丽丽地挂科了 都因为你根本不懂怎么办学校
Oh, that's-- - Shame on you, dean.
这也太 -真丢脸啊 院长
Shame...On...You!
真 丢 脸
Edison out.
埃迪生闪人
Let's maybe not drop the $50 mics, okay, guys?
伙计们 五十刀的麦克风可不是摔着玩的
Shirley, you love Jesus.
雪瑞 你心怀上帝
I think we all could use some good old- fashioned religion right now.
也许我们现在正需要宗教的感化
Well, uh, all right.
好吧
Um, Star-Burns, I'm told, um, was a drug dealer.
我听说星霸 是个毒贩子
Which, of course , is not good behavior .
这种行为当然不好
Which--but he-- it was a business.
不过 好歹也算门生意
Um, he had an entrepreneurial spirit.
他有企业家精神
- given — adj.赠予的;沉溺的;规定的; prep.考虑到; v.给予(give的过去分词);
- childhood — n.童年时期;幼 年时代;
- enthusiasm — n.热心,热忱,热情;
- loyalty — n.忠诚;忠心;忠实;忠于…感情;
- religion — n.宗教;宗教 信仰;
- course — n.科目;课程;过程;进程;道路;路线，航向;一道菜; vt.追赶;跑过; vi.指引航线;快跑;
- behavior — n.行为，举止;态度;反应;
Amen.
阿门
I had an entrepreneurial spirit.
我也有企业家精神
I had dreams.
我有梦想
Dreams of opening a sandwich shop in this cafeteria.
梦想在这间食堂里开三明治店
And Greendale listened to those dreams...
格林德尔听取了这个梦想
And stole them...
然后窃为己用
And sold them to subway .
把它卖给了赛百味
Worst wake ever.
这追悼会逊毙了
I'm starting to get nervous about this.
我有点紧张了
Yep, it'd be nice to have some protection , right?
可不 有保护心里才有底 不是吗
Think maybe it's about time you signed this?
现在签还为时不晚
Just promise me you'll use restraint .
你要保证别做出格的事
Yep. Every type we got.
没问题 绝对搞定
Gentlemen! - All hail Chang!
先生们 -万昌无疆
This is the day we've been waiting for.
我们期待的日子到来了
Suit ...Up!
武装起来
When I say Greendale, you say sucks
等我说 格林德尔 你们就喊 烂
Greendale. - Sucks.
格林德尔 -烂
Greendale. - Sucks.
格林德尔 -烂
Greendale. - Sucks.
格林德尔 -烂
Greendale. - Sucks.
格林德尔 -烂
Peace.
都安静
No, no, no, no, no, no, oh, no, you don't.
不 别 别 你别添乱
Look, I don't know how this got out of hand either.
我不知道场面为何这么失控
But as a student who's been at Greendale for over a decade , I think I've earned the right to say a few final words.
但作为在格林德尔呆了快十年的学生 我自认为有资格说压轴感言
Let him talk!
让他说
I'm sorry. - Thank you, thank you.
好吧 -谢谢 谢谢
Let's burn this mother down!
把这个操蛋地方烧掉
Helter skelter!
杀他个措手不及
No, no, no!
不 不要啊
I'm gonna take everything but onions and olives.
除了洋葱和橄榄 剩下的我都要带走
I know my comb's in here, you son of a bitch!
我的梳子一定在这儿 混蛋玩意
- opening — n.开始;机会;通路;空缺的职位; adj.开始的; v.开放(open的ing形式);打开;公开;
- sandwich — vt.夹入;挤进;把...做成三明治; n.三明治;夹心面包;
- subway — n. 地铁;地下通道;
- protection — n.保护;防卫;护照;
- restraint — n. 约束;抑制;克制;限制;
- Suit — vt.适合;使适应; n.诉讼;恳求; 套装;一套外衣; vi.合适;相称;
- decade — n.十年，十年期;十;
Look, tiny riot gear .
瞧啊 少年防暴团
It's so peppery!
辣死我了
Strange, I'm not finding any pepper spray on you.
真奇怪 你眼里没有胡椒喷雾啊
Well, check harder.
瞧仔细了
It's not like I'm crying because I was chased by the gang of scary 12-year-olds.
我泪流满面才不是因为被一群 十二岁的小野孩们吓哭了
No entry , we're guarding general Chang's prisoners.
不得入内 我们奉命看守昌将军的犯人
Okay, this is my school, And I will enter whatever I want.
这是我的学校 我爱去哪去哪儿
Well, subway has threatened to pull out of Greendale and the school board is furious.
赛百味威胁说要离开格林德尔 校董皆为震怒
Tomorrow, they are having a hearing to investigate the ringleaders of the riot, Aka the Greendale Seven.
明天他们要调查审讯 暴乱的罪魁祸首 即 格林七侠
Catchy.
好名字
How about Pierce Hawthorne and the Greendale Six?
可不可以叫皮尔斯·霍桑和格林六杰
Pierce!
皮尔斯
How about the Greendale Five?
或者叫格林德尔五壮士
I'm such a bad dean.
我这个院长真是当得够烂
No, you're not.
不 你才不是
Well, you are.
好吧 你是挺烂
But...
但是
We're worse students.
我们是比你更烂的学生
While you tried to save Greendale, we trashed the school like a tv commercial where the teacher banned skittles.
在你试图保全格林德尔时 我们却像电视广告中被老师 禁吃彩虹糖的学生一样 将学校一举捣毁
That's sweet of you to say, Jeffrey.
你能这么说人家好开心 杰夫瑞
But it doesn't change the fact that we're all Ted Danson at Whoopie Goldberg's roast .
但事已至此 我们就像特德·丹森 逃不出乌比·戈德堡的
- riot — n. 骚乱;暴乱;丰富多彩;品种繁多; v. 发生骚乱;闹事;
- gear — n. 齿轮;装置;挡;传动装置; v. 适合;把 齿轮装上(机器等);开动(机器等);给…装上马具;
- finding — n.发现;裁决;发现物; v.找到;感到(find的ing 形式);遇到;
- gang — n. 一群;一帮;一伙(经常聚在一起的朋友);一队; v. 〈英〉去;把…编成班组;〈口〉合 伙攻击;使成套;
- entry — n.进入;入口;条目;登记;报关手续;对土地的侵占;
- board — n.董事会;木板;甲板;膳 食; vt.上(飞机、车、船等);用板盖上;给提供膳宿; vi.寄宿;
- hearing — n.听力;审讯，听讯; v.听见(hear 的ing形式);
- investigate — v. 调查;研究;调查(某人);
- Pierce — v. 穿透;扎;刺破;穿过; n. 皮尔斯;
- commercial — adj. 贸易的;商业的;赢利的;以获利为目的的; n. (电台或电视播放的)广告;
What if we all back each other up to the board and explain the we were all experiencing "Funeral crazies"?
如果我们在董事会面前统一口径 解释说因为我们都处于 葬礼失心疯 时期呢
I can say that's a thing because I'm a psych major .
我是学心理的 所以可以这么糊弄一下
Ugh, they're still going to need a fall guy.
可他们还是会要一个替罪羊的
How about the crazy man who...
可以说替罪羊就是那个疯子
commanded a bunch of preteens to spray poison in our faces?
他吩咐一群半大孩子 冲我们脸上喷洒毒液
You know what?
说到这个
It was right under our noses, wasn't it?
这事的确是大家亲眼目睹了的 对吧
Group hug...
群抱一个呗
Where I'm between Jeff and Troy.
我要夹在杰夫和特洛伊中间
Here we go--oop, you're walking away from the hug.
来吧 哟 你走了群抱合体不能了啦
Hey there, Ben.
都在呢 本
Would you mind scooching from my desk?
可不可以请你从我桌子上下来
Got some testimony to prepare for the school board meeting tomorrowsies.
我要为明天学校董事会 准备一下相关证词
That testimony wouldn't happen to involve pinning the riot on me.
这份证词不会是将暴乱的罪名 栽赃到我身上吧
Ben, I'm sorry, but this has gone too far.
本 对不起 这事闹得有点太大了
I regret issuing those extraordinary powers to you.
我后悔不该给你那么些特权I regret letting this child army get out of hand. 后悔不该让童子军失去控制
I regret giving you that unasked for adult back rub when you were asleep that once.
我后悔那次情不自禁在你睡觉时 给你做成人背部按摩
I think we're gonna have to let you go.
我想我们不得不让你走人了
- roast — v. 烤;烘烤;(对某人)非常生气;暴晒; n. 烤肉;户外烧烤野餐;耍笑庆祝会(常为宴会，讲述主角的 滑稽事); adj. 烤的;焙的;
- major — adj.主要的;重要的;主修的;较多的; n.[人类]成年人;主修科目;陆军少 校; vi.主修;
- bunch — n.群;串;突出物; vi.隆起;打褶;形成一串; vt.使成一串;使打褶;
- poison — vt.污染;使中 毒，放毒于;败坏;阻碍; vi.放毒，下毒; n.毒药，毒物;酒;有毒害的事物;[助剂]抑制剂; adj.有毒的;
- happen — vi.发生;碰巧;偶然遇到;
- involve — vt.包含;牵涉;使陷于;潜心于;
- extraordinary — adj.非凡的;特 别的;离奇的;临时的;特派的;
- adult — adj.成年的;成熟的; n.成年人;
Nuh-uh, ain't happening.
没门儿 想都别想
I always knew this day would come.
我知道这件事终究会发生
Now the only person getting replaced around here is you.
可现在唯一需要腾位的人是你
Oh, my god, it's me.
苍天 这是我
Ugh! I will-- The single worst wake riot this district has ever seen.
我要 本地区有史以来最为严重的追悼会暴乱
And we've seen our share .
我们的损失也已经都看过了
Tables, chairs, floors, ceilings, all affected.
桌椅板凳 地板屋顶 均被波及
A campus already in mourning is pushed into chaos .
沉浸在哀悼中的学校被搞得一片狼藉
And sitting here facing me now, the so-called Greendale Seven...
而现在坐在这里面对我的是 传说中的格林七侠
Reportedly responsible for inciting the entire chain of events.
据说你们是煽动 这一连串骚乱的罪魁祸首
This is some pretty serious stuff.
兹事体大 事态相当严重
Sir... Although my friends and I behaved somewhat irresponsibly, We shouldn't forget about the circumstances on campus.
先生 虽然我和我的朋友们 平时言行不怎么靠谱 但是我们也不该忘记目前学校所处的情景
We had just lost a classmate.
我们刚刚痛失了一名同学
And a lizard...
还有一只蜥蜴
Your majesty.
大人
It was an emotional time and we acted emotionally.
这是一段悲伤激动的时刻 而我们也略微激动了些
But the real question is, how did the school respond ?
但真正的问题是 学校如何对此回应
The riot was exacerbated by the school security staff's heavy-handed and, frankly, insane response .
暴乱因保安人员的粗暴 从而更加激化 坦白说是丧心病狂的镇压
- single — adj.单一的;单身的;单程的; n.一个;单打;单程票; vt.选出; vi.击出一垒安打;
- share — vt.分享，分 担;分配; vi.共享;分担; n.份额;股份;
- campus — n.(大学)校园;大学，大学生活;校园内的草地;
- chaos — n. 混沌，混乱; so-called:adj.所谓的;号称的;
- responsible — adj.负责的，可靠的;有责任的;
- entire — adj. 全部的，整个的;全体的;
- pretty — adj.漂亮的;可爱的;优美的; adv.相当地;颇; n.漂亮的人;
- somewhat — n.几分;某物; adv.有点;多少;几分;稍微;
- emotional — adj.情绪的;易激动的;感动人的;
- respond — vi.回答;作出反应;承担责任; vt.以…回答; n.应答;唱和;
Hey, everyone.
大家好
Oh, so sorry to pop in like this.
抱歉这么闯进来
I really hope I'm not interrupting.
真心希望没打扰到你们
Just wanted to see how everything's going, and those are for you fellas.
只是想看看进展如何 还有 伙计们 这些是给你们的哦
I never forget a face or a favorite cookie.
我从不忘记别人的长相和喜爱的曲奇
And I brought extras, because I know how Richie got into that last basket I brought.
我还多带了一份 因为我还记得上次 小里奇都要一头扎到篮子里去了
Probably good to have a backup.
所以多备一份总是好的
I did. I did get into them pretty good.
还真是 上次我真的都扎进篮子里去了
So everything going okay?
那么一切都还顺利吗
Or are you guys going to trash this building too?
还是说你们打算着要把这栋楼也给摧毁吗
Yeah, we were just going over the charges.
我们正在听取指控呢
Seems like you had your hands full with these individuals.
听说貌似是你为了这群人忙得不可开交
This is crazy.
太扯了吧
You guys are really buying this? - Excuse me?
你们居然吃这一套 -什么
Chang is a psychopathic wannabe warlord with an army of prepubescent thugs.
昌就是个变态 意欲成为军阀 坐拥少年暴徒集结而成的军队
He was living in the school's air vent system With a monkey!
他在学校的排气管道里住 里面还有只猴子作伴
That's not-- Well, where's the dean? He'll tell you.
这也太 院长呢 他会告诉你们的
Hey, guys. Can't stay, gotta run, but, uh, these troublemakers have got to go.
大家好 忒忙了 话不多说 但是呢 这群捣蛋鬼必须走人
I think I've heard enough, and I don't see what choice I have.
我想我们已经听得够多了 看来我们别无选择
Greendale Seven...
格林七侠
Jeff Winger, Annie Edison, Pierce Hawthorne, Britta Perry, Shirley Cennet, Abed Nadir, Troy Barnes, You are hereby expelled from Greendale community college.
杰夫·翁格 安妮·埃迪生 皮尔斯·霍桑 布雷塔·派利 雪瑞·伯纳德 阿布蒂·纳德尔 特洛伊·巴恩斯你们全体均被格林德尔社区大学开除出校
May god have mercy on your souls.
但愿上帝能宽恕你们的灵魂
- response — n.响应;反应;回答;
- favorite — n.幸运儿;喜欢的事物;特别喜欢的人; adj.最喜爱的;中意的;宠 爱的;
- trash — n.垃圾;废物; vt.丢弃;修剪树枝;
- system — n.制度，体制;系统;方法;
Rusty bucket ? Rusty bucket ?
去不去破铜烂铁餐厅 破铜烂铁
Rusty bucket? - Yep.
你也去破铜烂铁不 -去
Okay, transform and roll out.
得了 整装待发开路一麻丝
13 years of college down the drain .
上了十三年大学 如今化为乌有
I was gonna be the first one in my family to Graduate from Community College.
我本来会成为我家第一个 从社区大学毕业的人
Everyone else graduated from normal college.
其他人都是从正规大学毕业的
Now they're really gonna give me a hard time.
现在他们可真的要狠狠为难我了
You're drinking?
你在喝酒吗
Yeah, well, my life can't get double ruined.
对啊 反正我的人生又不会再毁一次了
Can't believe we're expelled.
真不敢相信我们被开除了
Greendale was our home.
格林德尔是我们的家
Britta, isn't it time for you to explain that every failure is also an opportunity ?
布雷塔 这个时候你难道不该解说一下 每一次的失败都是一个机会吗Whatever, I'm the worst. - I'm also the worst. 去他的 我是最烂的 -我也是最烂
Not gonna argue , but I am gonna forgive you.
不想斗嘴 但我准备原谅你们
That's the pizza.
披萨来了
Roll a die to see who gets it?
掷个骰子看谁去拿
I'll get it.
我去吧
You guys remember our housewarming party?
你们还记得咱们那次的乔迁派对吗
What would have happened if I had just let Jeff roll the die that night?
如果那晚我只让杰夫掷骰子 结果会怎样
I assumed this was the best timeline, But what if it's the darkest?
假定这是最好的平行空间 但是如果这是最黑暗的呢
Well, I don't think anyone knows what you're talking about, but it does seem like things couldn't get any worse.
我想应该没人能听懂你在讲什么 但是貌似这世界不可能再悲催了吧
- mercy — n.仁慈，宽容;怜悯;幸运;善行;
- bucket — n. 吊桶;大量;(有提梁的)桶;水斗; v. 用桶装;〈美〉用桶 打(水);〈英口〉催(马)猛奔;
- transform — v. 使改变形态;使改变外观(或性质);使改观; n. [数]变换式; [化]反式;
- drain — vi.排水;流干; vt.喝光，耗尽;使流出;排掉水; n.排水;下水道，排水管;消耗;
- Graduate — vt.授予…学位;分等级;标上刻度; vi.毕业;渐变; n.研究生;毕业生; adj.毕业的;研究生的;
- normal — adj.正常的;正规的，标准的; n.正常;标准;常态;
- failure — n.失败;故障;失败者;破产;
- opportunity — n.时机，机会;
- argue — vi.争论，辩论;提出理由; vt.辩论，争论;证明;说服;
No.
不行
We're all gonna get through this.
我们一定会克服难关的
We're all alive and we're all fine.
我们都还活着 而且平安无恙
And Britta, you're not the worst.
布雷塔 你不是最烂的
You're the best.
你是最棒的
He's right. Things are bad.
他说得对 世界虽悲催
But we're together.
但我们共患难
That makes this the perfect timeline.
所以这是最完美的平行空间
Wait. There are other timelines?
等下 还有其他的平行空间吗
Pizza time.
吃披萨啦
1972-2012 You never see the dawn When you have blood in your eyes The night will fight with steel Until it brings you down
亚历克斯· 星霸 ·奥斯本 从未见过曙光 血红的 双眼蒙蔽了光芒 黑暗会抵死顽抗 直到让你消 沉绝望