Hi, Pierce . Oh...
你好 皮尔斯
Happy new year, you guys.
新年快乐 伙计们
Do anything fun over break?
放假有什么趣事
Oh, baby Ben got to be baby Jesus in our church's nativity play.
小本在咱们教堂的圣诞剧目中 扮演耶稣宝宝
Andre was Joseph, and Jordan was one of the wise men, and I was in charge of casting.
安德烈扮演约瑟夫 乔丹扮演智者 我负责选角
I digitized my entire movie collection .
我将所有电影收藏数字化了
Good-bye, VHS.
拜拜了您呐 录像机
Hello, selectavision CED video disc.
欢迎 VCD播放机
I'm very psyched for the new semester .
我对新学期作好了心理准备
Or should I say...
或者应该说
Intro to Human Psyched.
学习了《人类心理学导论》
The worst.
差劲
For our midterm, we actually get to diagnose a fellow student with something.
到了期中 我们便能在同学中实践 为他们确诊
Don't you do way too much of that already?
你不是已经给许多人确诊过了吗
Accusational opposition disorder .
指控性反对失调症
Hello.
大家好
It appears you've all noticed that my swagger has a new swagger.
看来你们已经注意到我的狂妄自大 又扩张了一个档次
I'll explain.
我来解释
Over break, I took the plunge and started seeing a new shrink .
放假时 我尝试了 去看新的心理医生
What? Hello!
搞什么 名医在此
Hello. Anyway , I talked about my dad, punched a few pillows.
幸会 总之 我谈了和父亲的心结 狠揍了一堆枕头
And she put me on this amazing anti-anxiety pill .
她给我开了些超棒的抗焦虑药
It's really enhanced my self-confidence.
大大地提高了我的自信
- Pierce — v. 穿透;扎;刺破;穿过; n. 皮尔斯;
- charge — n.费用;电荷;掌管;控告;命令;负载; vt.使充电;使承担; 指责;装载;对…索费;向…冲去; vi.充电;控告;索价;向前冲;记在账上;
- entire — adj.全部的，整个的;全体 的;
- collection — n.采集，聚集;[税收]征收;收藏品;募捐;
- video — n.[电子]视频;录像，录像机;电视; adj. 视频的;录像的;电视的; v.录制;
- semester — n.学期;半年;
- disorder — n.混乱;骚乱; vt.使失调;扰乱;
- plunge — v. 暴跌;使突然前冲(或下落);骤降;突降; n. 跳水;突然跌落;突然分离;骤减;
- shrink — v. 收缩;减 少;退缩;畏缩; n. 精神病学家;心理学家;
- Anyway — adv.无论如何，不管怎样;总之;
- pill — n.药丸;弹丸， 子弹;口服避孕药; vt.把…制成丸剂;使服用药丸;抢劫，掠夺(古语); vi.做成药丸;服药丸;
I explained that really well.
我解释得太精彩了
Jeff, you can't be on anti-anxiety meds.
杰夫 你不能吃抗焦虑药
What little self-doubt you have is the only thing keeping your ego penned in.
你的自负能保持安分守己就指着 你这一小点点的自我怀疑呢
You are a textbook narcissist.
你是个教科书版的标准自恋狂
I'm an exceptional narcissist, Britta.
我是与众不同的自恋狂 布雷塔
Oh, excuse me.
失陪下
I didn't kill my wife!
我没有杀我妻子
I don't care.
我不在乎
Stop that fugitive!
别再逃了
I was wondering how long it would take for things to get back to normal .
我纳闷多久 才会恢复正常
Over break, Abed realized he could hire celebrity impersonators from a service for his own personal use.
放假时 阿布蒂发现他可以 从中介聘请明星模仿者 为他专人服务
He's been doing it...a lot.
他自此 沉迷其中
He's not hurting anybody.
他又没有伤害到谁
He just likes reenacting scenes from movies.
他只是再现电影经典场景而已
It's unquestionably awesome.
毫无疑问的超级赞
I question it.
我表示怀疑
He spent new year's locked in our bathroom with a bad Tom Hanks from Cast Away.
他整个新年都和 《荒岛余生》中 邪恶版汤姆·汉克斯锁在洗手间里
Abed was the volleyball?
阿布蒂扮演排球吗
Well, that makes sense. - You guys, focus !
说得通 -各位 注意重点
Where's he getting the money for all this?
请模仿者的钱哪里来的
Intervention. Intervention. Intervention.
开劝诫会 开劝诫会 开劝诫会
No! You guys need to stop intervening.
不 你们不要再干预别人的生活了
You seriously have a problem.
你们有什么毛病啊
I said I didn't kill my wife! - I still don't care.
我说我没杀我妻子 -我还是不在乎
Freeze!
不许动
Chang, they're just acting!
昌 他们演戏而已
Oh. Sorry. - What was that?
节焦距; 不好意思 -什么情况
- normal — adj.正常的;正规的，标准的; n.正常;标准;常态;
- hire — n.雇用，租用;租金，工钱; vt.雇用;出 租; vi.雇用，租用;受雇;
- personal — adj.个人的;身体的;亲自的; n.人事消息栏;人称代名词;
- Cast — vt. 投，抛;计算;浇铸;投射(光、影、视线等); n.投掷，抛;铸件，[古生]铸型;演员阵容;脱落物; vi.投，抛 垂钓鱼钩;计算，把几个数字加起来;
- focus — n.焦点;中心;清晰;焦距; vt.使集中;使聚焦; vi.集中;聚焦;调
I've got a friend at the zoo.
我一哥们儿在动物园上班
What is this I hear about a tranquilizer gun?
麻醉枪到底是怎么回事
If you had hit a small student, they could have died!
如果你击中了小个子学生 人家会死的
I wouldn't do that.
我不会那样做
I have a heavy flashlight for them.
我都是用超大手电筒恐吓他们
Oh, Ben!
本Look, I have to resort to extreme measures. 我必须采取极端手段
I'm a one-man army.
我这儿光杆司令一个
You won't let me have any guards.
你都不给人家配手下
We're broke, Ben!
咱学校是穷光蛋 本
We now get 80% of our electricity from the apartment building across the street.
咱们家80%的电是从 对街住宅楼偷来的
Okay...
好啦
I don't know who told you pouting was an option for you, but all you're making me feel right now is hatred of Renee Zellweger.
谁告诉你噘嘴这招管用的 你现在让我产生的感觉是 对芮妮·齐薇格恨之入骨
Look, maybe you can bring on some students as security interns.
或许你可以招募些学生作为保安实习生
I'll let you offer them a credit in Safety or Math or something.
我可以给他们 安全课或是数学课的学分
Thank you, sir.
多谢 院长大人
You won't regret this unless I rise up against you.
除非我造反推翻你 否则你不会后悔的
I don't know why I said that. Bye.
不知道为什么说这句 再见
Jeff. Jeff!
杰夫 杰夫
I looked it up. I was right.
我查了资料 我是对的
Oh, that thing about Danny Thomas?
丹尼·托马斯的事吗[老牌喜剧演员]
I looked it up too. Weird.
我也查了 好奇怪
No, those meds you're taking.
不是 是你吃的药
- resort — n. 度假胜地;诉诸;采取;旅游胜地; v. 去;凭藉;
- extreme — adj.极端的;极度的;偏激的;尽头的; n. 极端;末端;最大程度;极端的事物;
- electricity — n.电力;电流;强烈的紧张情绪;
- apartment — n.公寓;房间;
- option — n.[计]选项;选择权;买卖的特权;
- hatred — n. 仇恨;憎恨;厌恶;
- security — n.安全;保证;证券;抵押 品; adj.安全的;保安的;保密的;
- credit — n.信用，信誉;[金融]贷款;学分;信任;声望; vt.相信，信任;把… 归给，归功于;赞颂;
- unless — conj.除非，如果不; prep.除…之外;
Without anxiety to keep your vanity in check, you are vulnerable to a syndrome called hyper-narcissosis.
没有焦虑阻止你的虚荣心膨胀的话 你对高度自恋狂症候群完全没抵抗力
Okay, look. This apple is your ego.
听着 这个苹果好比你的自负
Imagine it expanding to the point of critical mass , taking over your whole personality , making you an uncontrollable monster.
想象它膨胀到临界点 掌控你的人性 让你变成不受控制的怪物
Britta, how did an apple make that clear?
布雷塔 苹果怎么能解释清楚
Imagine it expanding?
还想象苹果膨胀?Use a balloon . - I was on my way to lunch. 用气球打比方吧 -我正要去吃午饭
Why are you trying to take this away from me?
你为什么就不能让我好过些呢
I like having no anxiety.
我享受无焦虑一身轻
I'm in harmony with the world.
世界对我来说是和谐的
Looking good, Winger.
气色不错 翁格
Thank you, Leonard, for that compliment, and for your service to this country.
多谢 伦纳德 多谢夸奖 多谢你曾参军为国效力
I'm so confident now, I can pull things off I never dreamed possible.
我现在超级自信 我以前不敢想的事情现在都能搞定
Look. Aviators.
瞧着 飞行员
Final boarding call, Beefcake Airways.
最后一次登机广播 猛男航空公司
I'm warning you as your friend to get off of those meds.
我以朋友的立场 警告你别再服药了
And until they're out of your system , stay away from flattering situations-- weddings, soft lighting, formal wear, gay bars.
在药物排出体外前 远离谄媚奉承 远离婚礼 远离暧昧灯光 别出席正装场合 别去同性恋酒吧
And take those off!
摘下那玩意儿
- anxiety — n.焦虑;渴望;挂念;令人焦虑的事;
- vulnerable — adj.易受攻击的，易受…的攻击;易受伤害的; 有弱点的;
- critical — adj.鉴定的;[核]临界的;批评的，爱挑剔的;危险的;决定性的;评论的;
- mass — n.块， 团;群众，民众;大量，众多;质量; adj.群众的，民众的;大规模的，集中的; vi.聚集起来，聚集; vt.使集 合;
- personality — n.个性;品格;名人;
- balloon — vi.激增;膨胀如气球; n.气球; vt.使像气球般鼓起;使激增; adj.像气球般鼓起的;
- harmony — n.协调;和睦;融洽;调和;
- confident — adj.自信的;确信的;
- system — n.制 度，体制;系统;方法;
- formal — adj. 适合正式场合的;正规的;庄重的;正式的; n. 〈美〉须穿礼服的社交 集会;〈口〉夜礼服;
Because they make me look good?
因为戴上会帅瞎你的眼吗
That's not relevant .
这你别管
Ah, welcome back, Jeffrey. How was your-- Oh, my god! Even his shadow!
欢迎回来 杰夫瑞 怎么 神呐 连影子都帅到不行
Look at his shadow!
看他的影子
Security internship available .
保安实习职位空缺
Come on, see the world.
来拥抱世界呀Well, you won't see the world, but come on! 好吧 世界是拥抱不了的 给点面子嘛
Hey, Nadir. - Oh, hey, Vinnie.
纳德尔 -文尼
Vinnie's the owner of the Doppel Gang , the celebrity impersonator service I use.
文尼是 明星山寨 的老板 我体验过他们的明星脸服务
You look familiar .
你挺眼熟嘛
That's how we all get started in this racket.
咱都是从底层开始混的
But at a certain point, if you're smart, you move up to management before the gold mine of resembling French Stewart runs dry.
不过你要是机灵的话 就能趁这张值钱的弗伦奇·斯图尔特脸干瘪前 找准时机混上管理层了
French Stewart...
弗伦奇·斯图尔特
And speaking of gold mines, You owe me three grand , pal.
说到 值钱 哥们 你欠我三千块
Cool. Put it on my account .
行 记我账上
What do I look like, a sucker?
你当我谁啊 傻逼吗French Stewart. But I don't have three grand. 我当你是弗伦奇·斯图尔特 可我没钱
Well, you know what, you better get it.
那你最好找钱来
Because I'm gonna tell you something right now-- Holy crap, you'd make an amazing Seacrest.
我可告诉你 我去 你扮西克雷斯特肯定不错
Very kind. Thank you.
谢谢夸奖
- relevant — adj.相关的;切题的;中肯的;有重大关系的;有意义的，目的明确的;
- available — adj.可获得的; 可购得的;可找到的;有空的;
- owner — n.[经]所有者;物主;
- Gang — n. 一群;一帮;一伙(经常聚在一起的朋 友);一队; v. 〈英〉去;把…编成班组;〈口〉合伙攻击;使成套;
- familiar — adj.熟悉的;常见的;亲近的; n. 常客;密友;
- management — n.管理;管理人员;管理部门;操纵;经营手段;
- mine — n.矿，矿藏;矿山，矿井; 地雷，水雷; vt.开采，采掘;在…布雷; vi.开矿，采矿;埋设地雷; pron.我的;
- grand — adj.宏伟的;豪华的; 极重要的; n.大钢琴;一千美元;
- account — n.账户;解释;账目，账单;理由; vi.解释;导致;报账; vt.认为; 把…视为;
- Holy — adj.圣洁的，神圣的;至善的; n.神圣的东西; (俚)太棒了;
You're actually a lot taller than Seacrest.
而且你比他还高大不少
You've actually got a sharper jaw too.
下巴也更尖一些
It's amazing, you're actually more handsome than the guy who's famous for being handsome.
比起那个以帅独步江湖的小子 你可比他帅多了
Jeff?
杰夫
You'll be okay. Just stay humble .
没事的 姿态放低些
You know what, maybe there's another option for you.
这样吧 哥再给你指条明路
I've got a big event Saturday, Needs a lot of bodies, huh?
周六我有一场活动 特缺人
And I see some high-value faces here.
你们这又有几张不错的明星脸
Got an Oprah.
奥普拉
And sitting next to her is a Judy Garland or an Anne Hathaway.
她身边这位呢 可以扮朱迪·嘉兰或者安妮·海瑟薇
Add a few extra teeth.
不过得装副大门牙
Wow, this is rare .
这俩更绝
Both versions of Michael Jackson.
黑白两版迈克尔·杰克逊
And you...
你呢
Fat Brando. - Burt Reynolds.
发福白兰度 -伯特·雷诺兹
What? - What?
啥 -啥
Fat Brando. - Burt Reynolds.
发福白兰度 -伯特·雷诺兹
Whatever. - Whatever.
随便 -随便
Look, if you guys work this gig for me for six hours, we'll call it even.
你们要是来干这一票 六小时 咱就算扯平了
Sounds fun.
可以啊
Abed, Vinnie, can we have a minute to talk about this?
阿布蒂 文尼 能让我们商量一下吗
Sure. Come on, Vinnie. The guy who makes the fish sticks looks just like Quincy Jones.
行 文尼 来 那个炸鱼条的 长得超像昆西·琼斯
Get out. - Seriously.
不会吧 -真的
Guys, I'm sorry, but this is where we have to put our foot down.
不好意思 这事儿我们不能掺和
Well, she has a point.
她说的挺在理
Next time it'll be $10,000, and then $20,000, and then he'll hit rock bottom and have no one to turn to but Jesus.
下次说不定就是一万 再下次就是两万 然后越欠越多 最后只有上帝能帮他了
I say we let this play out.
要我说咱们别管了
- being — n.存在;生命;本质;品格; adj.存在的;现有的;
- humble — adj.谦逊的;简陋的;(级别或地位)低下的; 不大的; vt.使谦恭;轻松打败(尤指强大的对手);低声下气;
- event — n.事件，大事;项目;结果;
- extra — adv. 特别地，非常;另外; n.临时演员;号外;额外的事物;上等产品; adj.额外的，另外收费的;特大的;
- rare — adj.稀有的;稀薄的;半熟的; adj.杰出的;极度的;非常好的; adv.非常;极其; vi.用后腿站起;渴望;
I'd love to help, But playing Ryan Seacrest at a big party may not be a safe situation for me.
我倒是愿意帮忙 不过在大型派对上扮瑞安·西克雷斯特 对我本人可能不太好
We could actually hurt Abed if every time he faces reality , we dress up and play make- believe to bail him out.
每次阿布蒂要面对现实问题 我们就穿上戏服帮他搞定 这样是在害阿布蒂
Shame on you people.
你们真好意思说
It's not our job to help Abed grow up.
阿布蒂要不要成长不用你们管
Abed doesn't need reality.
他不需要现实
Abed is a magical, elf-like man who makes us all more magical by being near us.
他是一个谜一样的神人 有他在 我们的生活也充满了神奇色彩
Pierce, who came over in the middle of the night that time you forgot how to fart?
皮尔斯 上次你大半夜忘了怎么放屁 是谁过去教你的
Abed. - Shirley...
阿布蒂 -雪瑞
Who got you a dvd of Precious , based on the novel Push, by Sapphire, and a copy of the novel Push autographed by Sapphire?
是谁帮你搞到了由萨菲尔的小说《推》 改编的电影《珍爱》的DVD 连同萨菲尔亲笔签名版的《推》
Abed.
阿布蒂
All we had was dumb reality before we met that man.
遇见他之前 我们都活在没劲的现实中
And he's made all of our lives better than reality.
有了他 生活就美好得多
Now it becomes a little inconvenient, and it's time to get real?
现在就出了这么一小点状况 你们就又要转回现实了吗
For shame!
丢人
He's right. Sorry, Troy.
他说得对 对不起 特洛伊
Hey, guys.
伙计们
Abed, we would be happy to help you out.
阿布蒂 我们很愿意帮忙
It'll be a good time.
会很有意思的
Cool. Cool, cool, cool, - Cool.
好 好好好 -好
Oprah. - Oh, thank you.
奥普拉 -谢谢
See ya, Vin. - Fat Brando.
回见 文 -发福白兰度
Burt Reynolds. - Yeah.
伯特·雷诺兹 -好吧
Thanks for being flexible . This'll be fun.
多谢通融 肯定会很好玩的
Fun. Yeah, sure. But here's the deal .
好玩 好吧 不过我丑话说前头
- reality — n.现实;实际;真实;
- Precious — adj.宝贵的;珍贵的;矫揉造作的;
- novel — adj.新奇的;异常的; n.小 说;
- dumb — adj.哑的，无说话能力的;不说话的，无声音的;
- flexible — adj.灵活的;柔韧的;易弯曲的
Um, if you guys mess this up, Then his debt is overdue.
你们要是搞砸了 他那笔帐就算逾期未付
And I don't send another bill.
我呢 也懒得再算账了
No, I send two guys that look a lot Like Ving Rhames and Michael Chiklis.
我就派两个人来 俩人长得跟文·瑞姆斯和迈克尔·切克利斯一样
And they do a very convincing impression of breaking your friend's legs.
要说打断腿这种戏码 他俩演得可好了
Their secret is... They actually break them.
秘诀是啥 人家实打实地真打
All right, impersonators, our guest of honor is one Howie Schwartz, Who, according to the Talmud, just became a man. But I have to say,
好了 明星脸们 最尊贵的客人就一位 豪伊·施沃茨 根据犹太礼教 他今天成年 不过要我说呢
I wouldn't want him next to me in a foxhole.
小哥们还是奶娃一个
Ground rules-- do stay in your assigned quadrants Quoting lines from movies you are positive that your impersonatee was in.
基本守则 根据划分好的区域 大家画地为牢 别忘时不时来上一句 你们模仿的人说过的电影台词
Do not leave your quadrant, burp, fart, cough, hiccup, or cuss.
不要离开你们的负责区域 打嗝放屁 咳嗽骂人通通禁止
The obvious exception being James, our resident Walter Matthau.
当然吉姆斯除外 他扮演沃尔特·马修
How you doing, Jimmy?
吉米 感觉怎么样
Aw, you give 'em hell .
你爱咋咋样
All right, let's go.
伙计们 走吧All my life I has to fight. - I'm ready to tangle. 生命不息 战斗不止 -放马过来吧
Handsome Seacrest, I need you in this tux.
示惊奇、烦恼、厌恶、恼怒、失望等); 美偶第一帅 穿上这件礼服
- deal — vt.处理;给予;分配;发牌; vi.处理;讨论;对待;做生意; n.交易;(美)政策;待遇;份量;
- mess — n.混乱;食 堂，伙食团;困境;脏乱的东西; vt.弄乱，弄脏;毁坏;使就餐; vi.把事情弄糟;制造脏乱;玩弄;
- debt — n.债 务;借款;罪过;
- impression — n. 印象;影响;效果;感想;
- according — adj.相符的;一致的;相应的;和谐的;调 和的; adv.依照;根据;按照; v.给予(accord的现在分词);使和谐一致;使符合;使适合;
- positive — adj.积极 的;[数]正的，[医][化学]阳性的;确定的，肯定的;实际的，真实的;绝对的; n.正数;[摄]正片;
- obvious — adj.明显的;显著的;平淡无奇的;
- exception — n.例外;异议;
- resident — adj.居住的;住院医师;定 居的; n.居民;
- hell — n.地狱;究竟(作加强语气词);训斥;黑暗势力; vi.过放荡生活;飞驰; int.该死;见鬼(表
Jeff, do not wear that.
杰夫 不要穿
Aw, zip it, white Jacko.
闭嘴 白皮杰克逊
Don't worry, that thing in the cafeteria freaked me out, so I talked to my shrink, and she doubled my dosage.
别担心 那天在食堂我被吓得不轻 所以我跟心理医生谈过后 她把药量加倍了
What? Jeff, that's insane!
啥 杰夫 这太疯狂了
I thought so too, but after I took that extra pill, it seemed like a great idea.
我一开始也这么想 但吃了加量药后 顿时觉得一身轻松
Jeff, put it on. Go. - No, Jeff!
杰夫 穿好出发 -不 杰夫
Britta, stop arguing.
布雷塔 别吵了
If you have anything else to say, say it in a high-pitched voice while walking backwards.
你要想说什么 就边滑太空步边尖着嗓子嚎
Jeff is in grave danger.
杰夫现在危在旦夕
Uh, may I help you?
请先留步
I'm one of the impersonators.
我是超级明星脸
Which one?
哪个明星
Do I have to say it?
非要我挑明了吗
Burt Reynolds.
伯特·雷诺兹啊
Uh, yeah, I don't believe anybody hired you to impersonate Burt Reynolds.
好吧 我真心觉得没人肯雇你 模仿伯特·雷诺兹
Why not? - Do I have to say it?
为什么 -非要我挑明了吗
May I help you? - I'm Brando.
你好 -我是白兰度
Could be under "Fat."
前缀 发福
Totally.
太像了啊
Go on in.
快请进
Abed, get back to your station.
阿布蒂 快回你的位置
I can't right now, I'm talking to Geena Davis.
现在没空 我跟吉娜·戴维斯聊天呢
Abed, we have to do this right or Vinnie won't clear your debt.
阿布蒂 我们得按指挥来 要不你的债就还不清了
Troy, who cares about money?
特洛伊 谈钱多没劲啊
Look around. This is why we're alive.
快瞧瞧啊 这里活力四射
Ooh, fake Lorenzo Lamas. Let's go.
伪洛伦佐·拉马斯 咱们走
I was so sad to hear of your passing.
听闻你英年早逝 我深表悲痛
Me too.
我也一样
Sergeant Chang, what are you doing here?
昌警官 你在这干什么呢
Hey, Annie.
你好啊 安妮
Just one of the perks when your brother's a Rabbi.
有个犹太教士哥哥 就是有这么点好处啦
He throws me some private security gigs at the events he officiates.
他主持的仪式会让我负责 相关安保工作
They can get really intense sometimes.
这帮子有时可真够彪悍的
- grave — adj.重大的;严肃的;黯淡的; n.墓穴，坟墓;死亡; vt.雕刻;铭记;
- fake — n.假货;骗子;假动作; vt.捏 造;假装…的样子; vi.假装;做假动作; adj.伪造的;
- private — adj.私人的;私有的;私下的; n.列兵;二等兵;
Can you believe some jerk brought a scalpel to a bris?
你相信居然有混蛋带着手术刀参加割礼吗
Now smile.
笑一个
Why is he out of his quadrant?
他怎么擅离职守
I'm Lorenzo Lamas.
我是洛伦佐·拉马斯
He's reenacting a movie. - Please.
他们这是电影情节重现 -别扯淡
What movie were Jamie Lee Curtis and Lorenzo Lamas in together?
我怎么不知道杰米·李·柯蒂斯 和洛伦佐·拉马斯一起演过电影
See, now I'm just embarrassed for you because you've never seen Lorenzo's Oil.
真为你的无知感到可耻 你连洛伦佐演的《石油》都没看过
Lorenzo is an oil tycoon that gets his address book switched with Jamie Lee Curtis', and they give each other piggyback rides.
洛伦佐演一个石油大亨 他和杰米·李·柯蒂斯 相互拿错了地址簿 他们还轮流背着对方跑
I can't believe-- did you go to college?
老天啊 你没上过大学吗
Yes.
当然
No.
木有
Whatever. Keep working.
管他的 继续干活
Oh, my God. You are gorgeous!
我的天呐 你太帅了
Would you look at this one.
瞧这帅小伙
He's like a Robert Redford.
活脱脱的罗伯特·雷德福
No, no, more like a taller, hotter Ryan Seacrest.
不对 他是增高更帅版的美偶主持
It's amazing, you're actually more handsome than the guy who's famous for being handsome.
比起那个以帅独步江湖的小子 你可比他帅多了
Skull Cracker 2000. Top of the line.
开颅神棍2000版 顶级货色
Who wants to hold it? - Me!
谁想来拿拿 -我
That's so cool. - Awesome.
这玩意太酷了 -棒极了
Dude, this is so sick.
伙计 这玩意太猛了
Check this out.
快瞧瞧
Any of you fine young men interested in a college credit?
有没有想赚大学学分的好小伙
Sure! - Right!
当然想 -想啊
Look, man, if you have a request.
伙计 点歌别找我
Not a real DJ, okay. These are just props.
我是冒牌DJ 这些都是道具
You look like a friend of mine.
你太像我的一个朋友了
You're friends with Moby?
你那朋友很像莫比吗
Jeff!
杰夫
I haven't been dipped like that since my last divorce .
我离婚以后还从没这么 春心荡漾过呢
Britta, you were right.
布雷塔 被你说中了I can feel my ego taking over. Do something! 我的自负在膨胀 快救救我
- intense — adj.强烈的;紧张的;非常的;热情的;
- address — vt.演说;从事;忙于;写姓名地址;向…致辞;与…说 话;提出;处理; n.地址;演讲;致辞;说话的技巧;称呼;
- divorce — n. 离婚;分离;脱离; v. 与(某人)离婚;判(某 人)离婚;使分离;使脱离;
Okay, listen to me.
听好了
You are not that big of a deal. Do you understand?
你其实没什么了不起 懂吗
You have bad posture.
你的身姿糟糕无比
When you do to many push-ups, it looks like you have boobs.
俯卧撑做太多 搞得你胸肌似巨乳
The tile in your bathroom is tacky.
你家浴室里的瓷砖恶俗之至
You were emotionally closed off in bed.
你在床上封闭自我 全无感情
To the point where. One time, I didn't come up because I couldn't find close enough parking.
说到这个 有一回我完全没快感 因为咱俩距离太远 根本没合成体
You have an unusually high butt crack .
你的腚沟也裂得无比之高
Thank you.
谢谢你
It couldn't have been easy for you to lie like that.
撒这么多谎 真是太难为你了
We are getting you out of here.
我带你抓紧离开这里
Get back to your quadrant. Now!
快回你的负责区域 赶紧的
Britta!
布雷塔
Honey , you were the highlight of the evening.
宝贝 你就是今晚的闪亮之星
If it were up to me, you'd win every single award .
如果我是评委 所有奖项都要归你
There's awards?
还有奖项吗
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Howie Schwartz's bar mitzvah awards.
女士们先生们 欢迎参加豪伊·施沃茨的成年礼颁奖现场
Here to present the first award are fake Morgan Freeman and fake Bono.
颁发第一个奖项的嘉宾 是伪摩根·弗里曼和山寨博诺
You know, fake Bono, algebra can be tough .
山寨博诺 代数很难学啊
It sure can, fake Morgan Freeman.
千真万确 伪摩根·弗里曼
And that's why it's so important to reward those to whom it comes so easily.
强地; 所以说应该嘉奖 轻松搞定代数的人
- tile — n. 地砖;瓦片;(棋盘游戏的)棋子; v. 铺瓦;铺地砖;贴瓷砖;平铺显示;
- crack — vt.使破裂;打开;变声; vi. 破裂;爆裂; n.裂缝;声变;噼啪声; adj.最好的;高明的;
- Honey — n.蜂蜜;宝贝;甜蜜; adj.甘美的;蜂蜜似的; vt.对…说甜言蜜语;加蜜使甜; vi.奉承;说甜言蜜语;
- highlight — vt.突出;强调;使显著;加亮; n.最精彩的 部分;最重要的事情;加亮区;
- single — adj.单一的;单身的;单程的; n.一个;单打;单程票; vt.选出; vi.击出 一垒安打;
- award — n. 奖;奖金;奖品;奖学金; v. 授予;给予奖励;判给;
- present — vt.提出;介绍;呈现;赠送; vi.举枪瞄准; adj.现在的;出席的; n.现在;礼物;瞄准;
- algebra — n.代数学;
- tough — adj.艰苦的，困难的; 坚强的，不屈不挠的;坚韧的，牢固的;强壮的，结实的; n.恶棍; vt.坚持;忍受，忍耐; adv.强硬地，顽
The winner for best math student is...
最佳数学学生的得主是
Howie Schwartz.
豪伊·施沃茨
Wow, these things are heavy.
这奖杯还挺沉呢
The award for Cleanest Room goes to Howie Schwartz.
获得卫生标兵奖的是 豪伊·施沃茨
Coolest Skateboard Trick, Howie Schwartz!
最炫滑板玩家奖 豪伊·施沃茨
Best Halo Score Score, Howie Schwartz!
《光晕》最佳玩家奖 豪伊·施沃茨
If you ask me, I think you're gonna win the award for Most Handsome Young Man.
接下来这个奖毫无疑问是你的啊 全场最帅男青年啊
Nah. Oh, give me a break. It's his Bar Mitzvah.
别开玩笑了 这是人家的成人礼
Jeff, I think that we should go.
杰夫 我们该走了
There's an award for Most Handsome Young Man!
还有个奖没颁呢 是给最帅男青年的
Hello, everyone.
大家晚上好
It is my honor and privilege as fake Oprah Winfrey to present the night's final award-- Most Handsome Young Man.
身为山寨奥普拉·温弗里 我万分荣幸地 颁发今晚最后的一个奖项 最帅的男青年
And the winner is...
获奖者是
Howie Schwartz!
豪伊·施沃茨
Nooo!
不可以
Look at me! Look at meee!
看着我 都看着我啊
No, Jeffrey! Jeffrey--oh!
不 杰夫瑞 快停下
Oh, God, no!
哦 天啊
What the hell? - You wanted it!
你搞什么呢 -这不是你想要的吗
You all want it!
你们都想要吧
I love you, dad!
我爱你 老爸
I knew you'd invite the Hulk!
我就知道你肯定会请绿巨人的
You're lucky .
算你走运
And your friend's debt is paid.
你朋友的债也算是还清了
Hey, Jimmy, wait up.
吉米 等一等
Boogie Nights.
《一夜成名》
You're fat Burt Reynolds, right?
你是发福版伯特·雷诺兹 对吧
I'll take it.
承让承让
Abed, your leg! What'd they do?
阿布蒂 你的腿 他们怎么着你了
Tell me who they looked like!
告诉我他们长什么样啊
Knock, knock! Who's there?
叮咚叮咚 谁啊
It's your femur bone. He needs some money. He's broke.
是你的大腿骨 他受伤了 需要钱治疗
Laughter's the best medicine.
微笑是最好的良药
- reward — n.[劳经]报酬;报答;酬谢; vt.[劳经]奖励;奖赏;
- Score — n. 成绩;比分;总谱;伤痕; v. 评分;(在游戏 或比赛中)得分;(在游戏或比赛中)记分;
- privilege — n.特权;优待; vt.给与…特权;特免;
- lucky — adj.幸运 的;侥幸的;
What are-- what are you doing?
你在 你在做什么
I'm challenging your entire medical establishment , sir.
我向所有的医疗机构发出挑战
Not you.
没说你
So we just spent our whole night paying off your debt, and you're blowing money on a Patch Adams?
我们忙活了一晚上就为了帮你还债 你却又把钱浪费在山寨帕奇·亚当斯身上
It's two for one. We're doing Popeye next.
买一赠一 我们还要演大力水手呢
Get him some spinach.
给他来点儿菠菜
I'm Olive Oyl.
我是奥丽弗
Get out!
都给我滚
Are you mad at me?
你在生我的气吗
No. - Cool.
没有 -那就好
I was gonna go in the Dreamatorium and play Inspector Spacetime.
我准备进幻梦空间 然后重演《时空探长》
Have fun.
祝开心
Abed. - Yeah?
阿布蒂 -干嘛
Come here.
你过来
I am mad at you.
我是在生你的气
You said you weren't. We never lie.
你刚说你不生气 咱俩之间不说谎的
I know. - We made a deal.
我知道 -我们之前说好了的
October 15, 2009. Friends don't lie to each other.
2009年10月15日 朋友之间无谎言
I know! I lied.
我知道 我撒谎了
Because you don't like people who tell you what to do, and I don't want to be one of those people.
因为你不喜欢别人告诉你应该做什么 而且我也不想成为那种人
Then don't be. - I have to be.
那就别做呗 -但我必须做
You have to stop renting celebrity impersonators.
你不能再雇明星脸的群众演员了
Vinnie was gonna break both of your legs.
文尼本来想打断你的双腿的
I had to work really hard to help you.
我必须很努力地表演去帮助你还债
But that's what you wanted to do.
可你不是也挺想那样的吗
Yes.
是的
But I can't do what I want to do?
我却不能做我想做的事了
I guess not. Not all the time.
恐怕不能 并不是每次都可以
Sometimes you're just gonna have to trust
有些时候你必须得相信我
that I know better about stuff . - I don't know if I can do that.
有些事我比你明白 -我恐怕不能
Then I guess you're gonna have to trust that you're gonna have to trust me.
那我觉得你必须得相信 你只能相信我了
Well, I don't want to stop being your friend, so...
我不想和你终结友情 所以
- establishment — n. 建立;确立;机构;创立;
- Patch — n. 补丁;小片;眼罩;色斑; v. 修补;打补丁;缝补;
- Olive — n.橄榄;橄榄树;橄榄色; adj.橄榄的;橄榄色的;
- stuff — n.东西;材料;填充物;素材资料; vt.塞满;填 塞;让吃饱; vi.吃得过多;
I guess I'll let you tell me what to do sometimes.
我想以后有时我会让你指点一二的
Still best friends?
还是死党吗
Yeah.
当然
Still best friends. Always.
还是铁哥们 永远的
Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
好 好好好
You still gonna go to the Dreamatorium?
要继续去幻梦空间吗
Oh, yeah, but I think I'm gonna play by myself right now, If that's okay.
是的 但现在我想一个人去 如果你不介意的话
Cool. Okay.
好的 没问题
Seacrest Hulk, you're the greatest!
美偶绿主持 天下无敌
Whoo! You rock, Seacrest Hulk!
你最棒了 美偶绿主持
I love you, Seacrest Hulk!
我爱你 美偶绿主持
You know, Seacrest Hulk, you're a meshugener.
美偶绿主持 你就是一疯子
You okay?
你还好吗
No. I ruined a Bar Mitzvah.
不 我毁了人家的成人礼
I'm a bad person.
我是个混蛋
What you're feeling is called shame.
你现在的感觉叫羞愧
It means you're getting better.
证明你的情况有所好转了
You're gonna be safe again once those pills wear off.
一旦那些药片失效了你也就正常了
Um, I was thinking ...
我在想
You know that person that you study for your psych class?
你不是在找你心理课的研究对象吗
Maybe that should be me.
或许我就是一个好例子
Uh-uh. No way.
不不不 你还不够格
You are way out of my league, diagnostically speaking.
从病理上说 你根本不够标准啊
I'm gonna go with someone a little less complicated .
我还想研究研究不太复杂的人格呢
Like Abed.
比如阿布蒂
Where's Troy?
特洛伊去哪儿了
In the other room.
在另一个房间啊
That's okay. There are many advantages of traveling by yourself.
好吧 独自一人旅行 可是好处多多呢
You can drive faster, change direction.
你可以开得更快 随意改方向
And the only pee breaks are yours.
上厕所时间都是你一个人的
Are you real? - Are you?
你是真的吗 -你呢
This is really crazy.
这简直太疯狂了
And inaccessible, and maybe too dark.
而且也说不通啊 可能是太暗了吧
Maybe to them, but not to us.
对他们管用 对咱们可不一定
- means — n.手段;方法;财产; v.意思是;打算(mean的第三人称单数)[复数means];
- thinking — adj.思考 的;思想的;有理性的;好思考的; n.思考;思想;想法;意见;见解; v.思考(think的现在分词);
- complicated — adj.难懂的，复杂的;
Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
好 好好好
Hot. Hot, hot, hot.
热 热热热Gentlemen, who is ready to Chang the world? 同志们 谁是世界之王 全球之霸呀
Chang! Chang! Chang!
昌昌昌 放光芒
Chang! Chang! Chang!
昌昌昌 放光芒
Chang! Chang! Chang!
昌昌昌 放光芒
All hail Chang!
昌王万岁