Happy Friday, everybody.
周五快乐 伙计们
What are you doing this weekend?
周末打算做点什么
The question is, who am I doing this weekend?
应该问 周末我打算 做 谁
He's asking because he's already forgotten.
他还问 就说明自己已经不记得了
It's nobody.
压根没这回事
I'm volunteering at the animal hospital.
我要去宠物医院当义工
Aw. - Animal hospital?
嗷 -宠物医院
The animals are the patients.
宠物做病人 不是做医生
That makes sense.
情理之中
Yeah, Dr. Zizmor's letting me work off the cost of Daniel's eye surgery .
是啊 泽摩医生准许我打工还债 偿付丹尼尔的眼部手术费用
Wait. You won't spend money on a name- brand phone, but you got LASIK for your geriatric cat?
慢着 你连买部名牌手机都不肯 却舍得为你家垂死老猫做激光手术
He only has the one eye, Jeff.
他本就是独眼 杰夫I can't exactly buy him a cat monocle, can I? 我又不能给他买个猫咪专用单片眼镜
It's pretentious.
那样太高调了
And for your information, this is a Totorola.
顺便好心告诉你 咱用的可是坨坨罗拉[摩托罗拉口误]
Troy and I will be having a very special Saturday night, as in Dark Knight.
我和特洛伊将度过一个特别的的周六狂热夜《暗夜骑士》
It came! Our limited-edition, $299 Dark Knight DVD with bonus footage, special commentary, and a Christian Bale autograph, including a personalized message of up to four words!
终于到了 我们的299元限量版《黑暗骑士》DVD 收录附加花絮 评论音轨 和克里斯蒂安·贝尔的亲笔签名 还有一个七字的提名赠言
'"Abed is Batman now, Christian Bale."
阿布是蝙蝠侠了 克里斯蒂安·贝尔
It's official . - From the man himself.
官方认可了 -当事人亲口承认
May I have that back, Annie? Thank you.
还给我好吗 安妮 多谢
And just to clarify , if you see this lying out, I'm still using it, so you don't have to take it to the kitchen, dump it out, and wash the bowl.
顺便澄清 如果你看见这被扔到一边 并不代表我抛弃了它 你也无需 把碟拿到厨房扔掉 然后去洗碗
Is this about your buttered noodles?
这是暗示我收拾黄油拌面吗
- surgery — n.外科;外科手术;手术室;诊疗室;
- official — adj.官方的;正式的;公务的; n.官员;公务员;高级职 员;
- clarify — vt.澄清;阐明; vi.得到澄清;变得明晰;得到净化;
- dump — v. 倾倒;抛售;抛弃;转存; n. 垃圾场; 转储;转存;废物堆;
I didn't say that.
我可没说过
Yes! - Into your face!
好耶 -完爆
Your tears reveal your weakness!
哭鼻子 弱爆了
What is it with those tools and foosball?
桌上足球那一套有什么好玩的
They've been at it for weeks. - I think they're European.
玩了几周都不嫌烦 -他们估计是欧洲人
It's probably a more important game over there.
欧洲人对这项运动更看重
Foosball's like the soccer of ping-pong.
桌足堪比乒乓界的足球
I can't take it anymore. - Oh, Jeffrey, let them be.
生可忍熟不可忍 -杰夫瑞 别跟他们计较
Gentlemen, my name is Clarence Thaddeus Foos.
先生们 我叫卓尚球
My grandfather, Fletcher Morton Foos, invented this game for one purpose-- to have the loudest, dumbest thing happen .
我祖父叫卓尚足 他当年发明这个游戏 不为别的 就为了让世界多点喧嚣和二笔
Now it has.
现在这目标实现了
The game of foosball is completed.
桌上足球赛功成身退
You're free to return to your undoubtedly hearing-impaired families.
你们可以回家了 显然你们家人全有听力障碍
Tell you what, we'll stop playing, if you can score a point on us.
要我们停手 可以 先赢过我们再说
Tempting, but then wouldn't I be playing foosball?
激将法呀 那样我不也得玩桌足了吗
And, if so, how would I not be a loud, weird knob?
一旦我也玩上 不也就成为吵闹二货了吗
Free shot.
就比射空门
I'm not even touching the foosenschaften.
我先不出必杀技
Sorry, luftballons. I'm above it.
失陪了 傻冒 我不会中计的
I wish there was a word to describe the pleasure I feel at viewing misfortune.
看到有人当面出丑 这快感真是难以言表
'Tis the face of a broken man.
快围观苦逼脸
Jeff. Smile.
杰夫 笑一个
They, uh, -- they come in a six-pack.
这货见到帅哥很激动
Buttered noodles.
只收拾黄油拌面
- reveal — vt.显示;透露;揭露;泄露; n.揭露;暴露;门侧，窗侧;
- happen — vi.发生;碰巧;偶然遇到;
- undoubtedly — adv.确实地，毋庸置疑的;
- score — n. 成绩;比分;总谱;伤痕; v. 评分;(在游戏或比赛中)得 分;(在游戏或比赛中)记分;
- describe — vt.描述，形容;描绘;
I'm allowed to throw out the dust, right?
掸掸灰总可以吧
Yeah.
上手
What's wrong?
怎么啦
I-I...
我 我
Why?
为什么
I stepped on it. - Why?
我踩上去了 -为什么
I was dusting the TV. - Why?
我刚才在给电视掸灰 -为什么
I can run out and get a new one before he gets home.
我可以赶在他回家前 跑出去买套新的
Oh, sure, Annie.
可不是吗 安妮
And--and then we just have to record fake exclusive commentary by Christian Bale.
然后我们只要录制 山寨版克里斯蒂安·贝尔评论音轨就行
Go ahead, you first.
你先试试
This scene was a special challenge
对于相关演职人员 这一幕
to all involved-- - Stop it!
无疑极具挑战性 -够了
That's not a real option !
绝对行不通
The disc is irreplaceably awesome!
这套碟举世无双的
What if we got a different disc, and-- Annie, do you know how many sitcoms have done the "secretly replace a broken, priceless item " thing?
或者我们另买套碟 然后 安妮你知道吗 有多少喜剧片 都用过 无价之宝狸猫换太子 的桥段
'Cause Abed does.
阿布蒂可见多了
Abed knows everything, and I know you think you can think your way out of this with your "thinkiness," but don't think too much.
阿布蒂无所不知 我也知道 你以为自己可以凭借小聪明 想法脱身 但奉劝一句 别自作聪明
You just have to confess .
还是老实认错最好
Okay? - Okay.
好吗 -好的
We shot this scene on location-- Okay, he's right. It won't work.
我们这一幕的拍摄是在 他说得对 这行不通的
Jeffrey? What--what are you doing?
杰夫瑞 你这是干什么
Hmm? Oh.
怎么 哦
You know, I just thought...
这个嘛 我只是想
Next time those deutsche-bags try to show off, maybe I can catch them by surprise.
下次再有德国佬得瑟 我好技惊四座 镇住他们
Jeff, you don't need to worry what foreigners think about you.
杰夫 无需理会外国佬的目光
- fake — n.假货;骗子;假动作; vt.捏造;假装…的样子; vi.假装;做假动作; adj.伪造的;
- exclusive — adj.独有 的;排外的;专一的; n.独家新闻;独家经营的项目;排外者;
- challenge — n.挑战;怀疑; vt.向…挑战;对…质 疑;
- option — n.[计]选项;选择权;买卖的特权;
- replace — vt.取代，代替;替换，更换;归还，偿还;把…放回 原处;
- item — n.条款，项目;一则;一件商品(或物品); adj.又，同上;
- confess — vt.承认;坦白;忏悔;供认; vi. 承认;坦白;忏悔;供认;
That's your birthright as an American.
这是你作为美国人与生俱来的特权
Okay...
好吧
Small confession.
小小声承认下
I used to love foosball.
我也一度沉迷桌足
It was a great after-school game for a lonely kid with no dad-- you know, just masculine enough without having to know how to throw or catch.
对于一个孤单缺少父爱的男孩 这是一项很棒的课余活动 你懂的 这活动够男人 不要求抛球接球技术
I have seen you throw.
我见过你抛球的英姿
And it was fun...
游戏一直很美好
Till I started getting bullied by people like those Germans.
直到我像今天那样 被一帮人欺凌
So I quit .
于是我放弃了
Well, you did the right thing.
你做得对
Foosball is a vile game for vile people.
桌足就是给恶人玩的恶俗游戏
Shirley, you wouldn't get it. It's a guy thing.
雪瑞 你还是没明白 这是男人间的事
It's not a fresh-baked-pie thing.
跟出炉热派可不是一回事
Well, I might get it a little.
好吧 我有点明白了
You don't know me.
你还不懂我
Ho...Ly...Crap.
我 勒 个 去
All right, I think I figured out the viewing order-- original version , director's cut, director's cut with commentary, and then original version cool-down.
好吧 我大概整明白观看顺序了 原版影片 导演剪辑版 导演评论剪辑版 再一遍原版影片 平静心情
Yeah, we'll see. - Mm-hmm.
到时看吧 -嗯
Oh, my God, you guys.
天啊 你们终于回来了
We've been robbed!
咱家被打劫了
Oh, man.
亲娘啊
I can't believe we got robbed.
咱家居然被打打劫了
Shirley, Shirley.
雪瑞
You have to teach me.
你必须教教我Please, help me beat those evil power krauts. 拜托了 助我打败那些邪恶的德国棒子
Don't you get it, Jeff?
你还没明白吗 杰夫
They're not evil people that are good at foosball.
他们不是擅长桌足的恶人
They are good at foosball because they're evil.
他们因邪恶而擅长桌足
- quit — vt.离开;放弃;停止;使…解除; vi.离开;辞职;停止; n.离开;[计]退出; adj.摆脱了…的;已经了结的;
- original — n.原件;原作;原物;原型; adj.原始的;最初的;独创的;新颖的;
- version — n.版本;译文;倒转术;
- evil — adj.邪恶的;不幸的;有害的;讨厌的; n.罪恶，邪恶;不幸;
It's an evil game that brings out the worst in us, like--like out-of-town weddings where the reception's in the same place as everybody's rooms?
这游戏本就邪恶 会唤醒人性的黑暗 就像境外婚礼的接待会 多半都在酒店房间搞定
Great. After three years of religious advice and carb-laden pastries, you finally have one thing I actually need, and--
很好 三年的传教碎碎念 和高糖点心轰炸之后对我而言 你终于有了点利用价值
I'm sorry.
抱歉
Um, that was rude .
说错话了
It--it shouldn't be so important to me.
我不该把它看得这么重要
I'll, uh... I'll see you Monday.
我们周一见吧
Jeff...
杰夫Tomorrow, dawn-- be in the student lounge . 明天凌晨 学生休息室见
Shirley, you are the best.
雪瑞 你最好了
Dear lord , please forgive me.
我神 请宽恕我
And please have mercy on him.
也请垂怜于他
The stakes have never been higher.
赌注要创新高
Shut up, Leonard.
闭嘴 伦纳德
I found your YouTube page.
我找到你的Youtube主页了
What's the point in reviewing frozen pizza?
随便评论速冻比萨有什么意义吗
You're talking about it.
你不也在评论吗
Well, that is true.
这倒是
Now, Jeffrey...
听好了 杰夫瑞
The key to winning foosball is to tap into your darkness, so I need you to promise you won't judge the side of me that might come out.
桌足的获胜关键 在于发掘自己的黑暗面 所以我要你保证 完全无视 我可能爆发出的那一面
Shirley...
雪瑞
I'm gonna be perfectly blunt with you.
我一定完全无视你
The few times that you've been a little bad are the times I've liked you most.
你小小流坏水的那些时刻 才是我最喜欢的样子
Really? - Remember making fun of Britta's boyfriend's tiny nipples?
是吗 -还记得当年 一起嘲笑布雷塔男友的小凸点的事吗
- religious — adj.宗教的;虔诚的;严谨的;修道的; n.修道士;尼姑;
- finally — adv.最后;终于;决定性地;
- rude — adj.粗鲁的;无礼的;狂暴的;未开化的;
- lounge — n.休息室;闲逛;躺椅;(英)酒吧间; vi.闲逛;懒洋洋地 躺卧;闲混; vt.虚度光阴;
- lord — n.主;上帝; int.主，天啊; vt.使成贵族; vi.作威作福，称王称霸;
- mercy — n.仁慈，宽容;怜悯;幸运;善行;
Oh, yeah, they were tiny.
是啊 是够小的
Remember what you did to Pierce's hoagie?
还记得对皮尔斯的三明治使坏的那次吗
That was so disturbing, I almost proposed on the spot .
太闹心了 我差点就得手了Now, come on, show me how to dominate . 好了 开始吧 教我怎么控制
All right, Winger, hands on the grips.
好的 翁格 抓住手柄
I'm coming up on your right side in three, two, one!
攻你右侧 倒计时 三 二 一
You know why you can't stop me?
知道为什么挡不住我吗
'Cause I'm not playing a game.
因为我没在玩游戏
For you, it's winning and losing.
对你来说 这只关乎胜负
For me, it's life and death.
但对我 这是生死之战
That's how I win.
所以我才会赢
That's where you have to go.
这就是你的必胜秘籍
No more thought, no more feeling.
抛弃理性 抛弃感情
Kill or be killed. Kill or be killed, little man.
弱肉强食 你死我活 孩子
Think back to when this game mattered, before you got to be too cool.
回想一下 这游戏的关键之处 因为你要变酷
Stop acting like you're not ashamed right now.
比压抑心中的羞愧感
Follow that shame to the fear.
追随羞愧 寻到恐惧
Follow that fear to the rage .
循着恐惧 催生怒火
You put that rage--aah!
利用怒火 哇呀呀
Up your ass, turkey. Ha ha!
引颈待戮吧 肥火鸡
There's only two ways off this table-- kill or be killed.
桌上争斗 只有两个结果 你死我活
Say it. - Kill or be killed.
大声喊出来 -你死我活
I said say it, mumbles!
我说了 用喊的 娘娘腔
Kill or be killed. - Kill!
你死我活 -死活
Kill! - Kill!
死活 -死活
Kill!
死活
Yeah!
好耶
You called me turkey.
你刚才叫我火鸡
I love it.
人家爱死了
Sorry we couldn't get a car over here until now.
不好意思 现在不方便出警
Our captain was killed on duty last night.
我们的警官昨晚殉职了
My God, I'm so sorry.
天啊 我很难过
- spot — n.地点;斑点; vt.认出;弄脏;用灯光照射; vi.沾上污渍;满是斑点; adj.现场的;现货买卖的; adv.准确 地;恰好;
- dominate — vt.控制;支配;占优势;在…中占主要地位; vi.占优势;处于支配地位;
- ashamed — adj. 惭愧的，感到难为情的;耻于……的;
- rage — n. 狂怒;暴怒;(某情况引起的)愤怒; v. 发怒;怒斥;猛烈地继续; 激烈进行;
- duty — n.责任;[税收]关税;职务;
Yeah. Good man-- leaves behind two kids and a pregnant wife.
是啊 多好的人 还留下一个有孕的妻子和一双儿女
So you're missing a Batman DVD?
这么说 你们丢了一套蝙蝠侠DVD
My Dark Knight extended extended cut--it wasn't insured.
是我的《黑暗骑士》特别加长版 未投保
Well, there's no sign of forced entry on your door or windows.
门窗附近没有 强行入侵痕迹
You sure it wasn't just misplaced?
你确定不是放在别处了
Someone definitely broke in.
肯定有人闯入行窃
Some of my jewelry's missing.
我的几件首饰丢了
You sure about that, Annie?
你确定吗 安妮
Mm-hmm. My necklace.
确定 我的项链丢了
It was gold--white gold-- with emeralds.
是金的 人造白金 嵌有翡翠
And my name engraved in Hebrew.
还用希伯来文刻着我的名字
It was a bat mitzvah gift from my Nana.
是成人仪式上奶妈送我的
She was a rockette. She married a count.
她是位洛克慈女郎 后来嫁了位伯爵
He was blind. He loved her for her mind.
老公双目失明 看中的是她的心灵美
That's good color for the report, but I got to be honest, small stuff like this almost never turns up.
这倒是为报告增色不少 但我必须实话实说 这么小的物件几乎无可能追回
Oh, no, Abed. - We'll be in touch. Say...
别这样 阿布蒂 -我们保持联络
You look familiar .
你挺眼熟啊
Did I ever pretend to shoot a guy in front of you to teach you about gun safety?
我是不是有为你讲过枪械安全 还假装射击别人
I'm really good at faces.
我记人很有一套
Well, I guess the only upside to this is it's brought us closer together as roommates.
好吧 这件事唯一的好处 大概就是 我们的室友关系更加亲密了
Something doesn't add up.
这件事有疑点
- pregnant — adj.怀孕的;富有意义的;
- missing — adj.失踪的;缺少的; v.错过(miss的ing形式);想念;漏掉;
- entry — n.进入;入口;条目;登记;报关手续;对土地的侵占;
- definitely — adv.清楚地，当然;明确地，肯定 地;
- married — adj.已婚的，有配偶的;婚姻的，夫妇的;密切结合的; n.已婚者; v.结婚，与…结婚 (marry的过去式);
- stuff — n.东西;材料;填充物;素材资料; vt.塞满;填塞;让吃饱; vi.吃得过多;
- familiar — adj.熟悉的;常见的;亲近的; n.常客;密友;
- pretend — vi.假装，伪装，佯装; adj.假装的; vt.假 装，伪装，模拟;
- shoot — vt.射击，射中;拍摄;发芽;使爆炸;给…注射; vi.射击;发芽;拍电影; n.射击;摄影; 狩猎;急流;
If there was no forced entry, it had to be an inside job.
如果不是强行入侵 那就是有内鬼
We don't know that. - And instead of taking cash , pharmaceuticals, laptops, they take what?
不能这么说 -劫犯进来 放着现金不偷 药品手提电脑也不偷 他们偷了什么呢
My Batman DVD, and one piece of oddly ornate Hebrew-themed jewelry?
偷了我的蝙蝠侠DVD 还有一件怪模怪样的希伯来式装饰珠宝
Nana gave it. - It's smoke.
是奶妈给我的 -这是烟幕
It's a ruse, a lie. - Hmm?
这是诈术 是骗局 -是吗
I think I know what happened here.
我有点头绪了
Abed, I-- The landlord did it.
阿布蒂 我 是房东干的
It all makes sense.
这就说得通了
Rick has keys to every apartment--means.
里克有所有公寓的钥匙 作案手段有了
He knows when we're coming and going-- opportunity.
他知道我们的进出时间 作案时机也有了
And he was dressed as the Joker for Halloween--motive.
万圣节时他扮成小丑 作案动机有了
Hmm. - Something's got to be done.
这样啊 -必须采取行动
Oh, let's not leap to thing-doing.
别直接跳到行动阶段嘛
Right, Annie?
对吧 安妮
Double strike .
双线
Got it.
搞定
Back blast .
反冲
Viper shot.
毒蛇刺击
Nailed it! - Oh, look...
全胜 -快看
How cute--you do like foosball, you just have to practice with your mama.
多好啊 你是喜欢桌足的 只需要多和妈妈练练
What are you guys doing here on a Saturday night?
这是周六晚上 你们来这干嘛
Shouldn't you be making weird art movies
你们德国佬不是应该在拍肥猪流艺术片
or well-engineered cars? - You take that back!
或者闭门造名车吗 -给我收回这话
We came to play. Get away from our table.
我们是来玩的 给爷从桌旁闪开
We're using it, strudel-brain. - Nice.
我们正在用呢 猪头 -说得好
Then play us for it.
那就一战定输赢
- instead — adv.代替;反而;
- cash — n.现款，现金; vt.将…兑现;支付现款;
- piece — n.块;件;篇;硬币; vt.修补; 接合;凑合;
- landlord — n. 房东;地主;东家;土地主;
- leap — n. 跳越;跳跃;跳高;骤变; v. 跳;跳跃;跳越;猛冲;
- strike — vi.打，打击;罢工;敲，敲击;抓;打动;穿透; vt.打，击;罢工;撞击，冲击;侵袭;打动;到达; n.罢工; 打击;殴打;
- blast — n. 爆炸;冲击波;狂欢;突如其来的强劲气流; v. 爆破;把…炸成碎片;轰鸣(尤指音乐);严 厉批评; int. (恼怒时说)该死;
Fine. Monday morning-- only let's make it interesting.
好啊 周一早上来 我们好好玩一次
The losers never get to use this table again.
输家今后不许再碰这张桌子
Oh, you are so on that things have now become very much like Donkey Kong.
你现在这怒发冲冠的样子 真是像足了大金刚
We're gonna kick das butt.
我们来完爆他们
Nice. - Thank you.
说得好 -谢谢
Enough teutonic punnery.
日耳曼双关玩够了吧
Monday morning you get this...
周一早晨 等到你的是
Were you guys walking around with a soccer ball just so you could do that?
你们带着足球走来走去 就是为了秀这个
They left the ball and everything.
他们抛下球 拍拍屁股就走了
I think they were literally walking around with it like a prop to use.
我觉得他们带着球来回走 就是想挽回点面子
That's, like, a $25 dollar bit, and it's not even that good.
这顶多就卖二十五美刀 估计还不值这个价
You have got to come clean, okay?
你必须来澄清 知道吗
I don't know what he's doing in there, but it feels dramatic .
我不知道他在里面干什么 但已经很带戏了
I'm sure he's already moved on to some other obsession.
我相信他已经转移嗜好了
Oh, look, fun.
看呀 多好玩
The police are powerless.
警方无能
I must take justice into my own hands.
我必须亲手主持正义
Men like Rick operate above the law.
里克这样的人游走于法律之外
But there's something else above the law...
但游走于法律之外的不只有他们
Bats...
还有蝙蝠
And me.
还有我
Abed, don't do anything drastic.
阿布蒂 千万别钻牛角尖
Yeah, maybe we should all just take a step back and-- Aw, is that the grappling hook I got you for Christmas?
我们或许该退后一步想想 嗷 那钩绳是我送你的圣诞节礼物吗
The night beckons.
暗夜在召唤
Its black fingers curl and uncurl, going, like, "hey, come here."
黑暗的手指屈伸张合 好像在说 来吧
Abed, wait!
阿布蒂 等等
- Donkey — n. 毛驴;傻瓜;[动]驴;〈非正式〉笨蛋;
- dramatic — adj. 突然的;巨大的;令人吃惊的;激动人心 的;
- justice — n.司法，法律制裁;正义;法官，审判员;
- hook — n. 钩;挂钩;鱼钩;钓钩; v. 挂住;箍住;钓(鱼); 打曲线球;
- curl — v. 卷;蜷缩;鬈曲;(使)成拳曲状; n. (一绺)鬈发;(头发)拳曲;卷状物;螺旋状物;
Wait. I did it.
阿布蒂 是我干的
I stepped on your DVD, and it broke, and I staged a break-in to cover it up.
我踩碎了你的DVD 我自导自演了一出盗窃戏试图掩饰
If that were true, you would've come forward a long time ago.
如果这话是真的 你早就会上前承认了
You're lying to keep me out of danger.
你在撒谎 想让我远离危险
But there can be no peace while crime spits and dances on the grave of justice to the hot beats of infectious rhythms of all that is wrong.
但是 当犯罪和着 那充满感染力的罪之鼓点 在正义的坟墓上唾骂舞蹈时 世间不会和平
Oh! - Just...
哦 -你要
Use your foot. - Ooh, ooh, ooh!
用脚来控制 -啊啊啊
You're okay--okay.
你还好 还好吧
Abed...
阿布蒂
Troy! What are we gonna do?
特洛伊 我们怎么办
Now you're open to input ?
现在愿意听人劝告了
I'm following him.
他跳我也跳
You moving in here was supposed to tone us down.
请你搬进来 还指望能带我们正常点呢
So, Shirley, tell me-- how does someone with your talent for foosball ever stop playing?
雪瑞 跟我说说吧 以你这么强的桌足技术 怎么会洗手不玩了呢
Oh, I don't want to talk about that.
这话题还是不谈为妙
Oh, come on, we're, like, best friends now.
拜托 我们已经是密友了
Don't back away from this. Open up to me.
不要逃避 跟我敞开心扉吧
Okay, well...
好吧 这样呢
When I was a kid, I had anger, Jeff-- real bad anger--and foosball was a release .
小的时候 我充满了愤怒 杰夫 极度愤怒 桌足是个很好的发泄途径
But I didn't just--just beat people.
但我不是打赢就算
I-I broke 'em.
我会摧毁对手
One time I was running this table over at this Y.M.C.A across town, and I was really giving it to this kid-- this skinny little white boy, no offense .
有一次 我参加城际YMCA 和人比试桌足 我把对手那孩子伤得很深 那是一瘦巴巴的白人小孩无意冒犯
He started crying. They always started crying.
他哭了起来 小孩子打不赢都会哭
- crime — n.罪行，犯罪;罪恶;犯罪活动; vt.控告……违反纪律;
- grave — adj.重大的;严肃的;黯淡的; n.墓 穴，坟墓;死亡; vt.雕刻;铭记;
- input — n. 投入;[电学][自动化]输入量;输入端;投入物; v. 把(数据等)输入 计算机;给料;
- following — adj.下面的;其次的，接着的; n.下列事物;一批追随者; v.跟随;沿行(follow的 ing形式);
- tone — n.语气;色调;音调;音色; vt.增强;用某种调子说; vi.颜色调和;呈现悦目色调;
- talent — n. 才能;天才;天资;
- release — vt.释放;发射;让与;允许发表; n.释放;发布;让与;
- offense — n.犯罪，过错;进 攻;触怒;引起反感的事物;
But something about this boy made me want to take it all the way.
但这孩子有种特质 让我很想欺负到底
I started jabbing him with the rods until...
我开始用球杆戳他 结果
the boy peed himself.
小男孩尿裤子了
Everybody laughed. I laughed.
大家哄堂大笑 我也笑了
But after that, the game lost its flavor.
但自此之后 这游戏就变了味
Once you make a boy pee his pants , you start thinking about where your life is headed.
当你害到一个男孩尿裤子 你就会开始思考 自己的人生是否错了方向
Jeff, what's wrong?
怎么了 杰夫
Gonna kill you!
我灭了你
Your ass is mine !
洗好脖子挨砍吧
You're such a punk!
太逊了你
You like being beat by a girl?
被女孩子
Yes!
好耶
What are you crying for?
你哭什么啊
Your mama cannot help you, and I know your daddy ain't around, or you wouldn't play like a bitch.
妈妈可帮不了你 据我所知你又是个没爹的孩子不然怎么会玩得像个小贱人
Oh, my goodness gracious. Is that what I think?
我的个神啊 难道我猜对了
I just beat this kid all the way to tinkle-town.
一杆子打得这孩子嘘嘘啦
Tinkle-town, tinkle-town, tinkle-town, tinkle- town.
小嘘嘘 小嘘嘘 小嘘嘘 小嘘嘘
Tinkle-town, tinkle-town, tinkle-town, tinkle- town, tinkle-town.
小嘘嘘 小嘘嘘 小嘘嘘 小嘘嘘 小嘘嘘
You were Big Cheddar?
你就是大切达
Who told you that-- Oh, dear lord.
谁告诉你 我的天呐
You're tinkle-town?
你就是小嘘嘘
Don't call me that.
别这么叫我
All your fake sweetness and religion is just a veil covering a horrible monster.
你这些虚假的善意和虔诚 都是掩盖内心魔性的邪恶伪装
And I had a lot of Mountain Dew that day!
我那天是威士忌喝多了
There's an 80 percent chance you can't leave Woodstock until you bone these hippies.
不除掉这些嬉皮士 你八成是没法离开伍德斯托克了
- pants — n.裤子;
- thinking — adj.思考的;思想的;有理性的;好思考的; n.思考;思想;想法;意见;见解; v.思考 (think的现在分词);
- mine — n.矿，矿藏;矿山，矿井;地雷，水雷; vt.开采，采掘;在…布雷; vi.开矿，采 矿;埋设地雷; pron.我的;
- being — n.存在;生命;本质;品格; adj.存在的;现有的;
- goodness — int.天哪; n.善 良，优秀;精华，养分;
- religion — n.宗教;宗教信仰;
- horrible — adj.可怕的;极讨厌的;
Oh, boy.
哎呀
You know what I came for, scum.
知道我为什么来的吧 渣滓
Where is it?
藏哪里了
In the closet. In the closet, man.
在壁橱呢 在壁橱
Abed, stop it! - Get him!
阿布蒂 快停下 -抓住他
I mean , stop it.
我是说 快停下
They're in the closet.
都在壁橱里
I knew I'd get caught. Just don't hurt me, Batman.
我就知道会东窗事发 别伤害我 蝙蝠侠
Closet.
壁橱
Women's shoes?
女鞋
But Rick doesn't have a wife...
但里克没结过婚啊
Or women's feet.
也没长女人脚
Wait. My summertime ballet flats?
等等 我的芭蕾夏单鞋
I thought I lost these in the move.
我还以为搬家时弄丢了
Is it there? Does he have the DVD?
在吗 有DVD吗
The what? - The DVD.
什么 -DVD
He has it, all right.
找到了 就在他这里
And it looks like he broke it.
好像被他打碎了
Who are you?
您是何方神圣啊
If you had something to say, why not put it in the text message?
如果有话想说 直接短信不行吗
I wasn't sure what to say.
我不知道能说什么
Do you understand what you did to me...big Cheddar?
你到底明不明白 你对我的伤害有多深 大切达
Please don't call me that.
拜托别这么叫我
Why not? It's what you are-- a mean, nasty bully.
怎么不行 你本性如此 我是指卑鄙凌弱
I was 12 years old.
我当时才12岁
I peed!
我当众尿裤子
I had to change schools.
直接逼得我转学
I changed everything-- my clothes, my hair, my personality-- because of you.
我把一切都换掉了 衣服发型 甚至性格都大变就因为你
What a waste.
真是可惜
I wish I could take a picture of you right now and send it to my ten-year-old self.
我真希望能拍下现在的你 发给十岁时的自己
Watch it, Winger.
小心点 翁格
You don't have a trademark on self-pity.
自哀自怜不是你的专利
I will defend myself. - Good.
我也会自卫的 -很好
Bring the cheddar...
让切达来得更猛烈吧
Big Cheddar.
大切达
I'm gonna put you on the express train back to tinkle-town!
看我不瞬间把你 打回小嘘嘘
Argh! - Uh!
哇呀 -啊
- mean — adj.平均的;卑鄙的;低劣的;吝啬的; vt.意味;想要;意欲; n.平均值; vi.用意;
- ballet — n. 芭蕾舞;芭 蕾舞团;芭蕾舞剧;
- express — v. 表达;表示;表露;代表; adj. 特快的;快速的;快递的;用快递寄送的; n. 特 快列车;快件服务;快递服务;快运服务; adv. 使用快速服务;
Uh! - Aah!
啊 -哇呀
Uh! - Aah!
啊 -哇呀
Aah!
哇呀
Aah!
哇呀呀
Die! - Never!
去死吧 -绝不
Argh!
哇呀
Argh!
哇呀
Ah!
啊
You get it. - No, you get it.
你来 -不 你来
You're the one that needs the advantage .
你最需要发球优势
Wrong. Wrong!
错 大错特错
Every game I ever won, I won fairly .
我每次赢球 都赢得光明正大
Foosball was how I measured my value as a man.
桌球是我证明自身价值的方式
You took that away!
你来拿走
Why do think I had to?
那你以为我是为什么
You try sprouting three feet just when boys are about to look at you.
你在男孩子情窦初开时 一气窜高三英尺试试
Everyone stopped liking me.
我没人疼没人爱
This game is all I had.
我只有游戏可玩了
It's all I had. - Well, that's stupid.
是我全部的寄托 -这太傻了
You're a perfectly fine person.
你绝对很优秀
So are you.
你也是
Thank you.
谢谢
You're welcome.
不客气
I'm sorry, Jeff.
抱歉 杰夫
You don't have anything to be sorry for, Shirley.
没什么好道歉的 雪瑞
So Rick has agreed to stay out of your apartment as long as you stay out of his.
里克保证 只要你不再入侵他的公寓 他就不进犯我们家
And I'm getting tired of saying this to people, but these things wouldn't happen if you'd invest in a simple shoe safe.
这句话 我对大家都说腻了 花点钱买个鞋子保险箱 就不会有这些破事了
That's it?
这就完了
Now we just live upstairs from this...
我们还要和这个变态鞋控
guy that's really into footwear?
住上下层
Sweetie, you're a renter.
姑娘 你只是租客
Look forward to owning a house.
等买房了再说吧
Be glad he's not into heads.
庆幸吧 他不是脑袋控
Thanks for your help, officer, and if you should ever need me, I usually get out of school around 4:00.
多谢帮助 长官 需要我帮忙的话 四点放学后找我
This guys sleeps outside your room, though, and that's okay?
伙计们都住在房间外 没问题吗
- advantage — n.优势;利益;有利条件; vi.获利; vt.有利于;使处于优势;
- fairly — adv.相当地;公平地;简直;
- value — n.值;价值;价格;重要性;确切涵义; vt.评价;重视;估价;
- apartment — n.公寓;房间;
- tired — adj.疲倦 的;厌倦的，厌烦的; v.疲倦;对…腻烦(tire的过去分词形式);
- invest — v. 投资;(把资金)投入;投入(时间、 精力等);授予;
There's one thing I don't understand.
我就一点不明白
Why would Rick deny taking my DVD?
里克为什么否认偷了我的DVD
And why break it?
为什么又要打碎呢
Well, maybe he stepped on it by accident and felt really, really, really bad.
或许他不小心踩到了 感觉非常非常愧疚
All the more reason to confess.
这些只会更加促使他认错
Well, not everybody's perfect, Abed.
人无完人啊 阿布蒂
Batman. And I am.
叫我蝙蝠侠 我就是完人
Well, Batman, on behalf of all of us that aren't perfect, can I just say I'm sorry I broke your DVD?
好吧 蝙蝠侠 代表这些不完美的人说句话 很抱歉打碎了你的DVD
Apology accepted.
接受道歉
But I wouldn't mention it to Abed.
我绝不会对阿布蒂提起
That guy's pretty ruthless.
那家伙绝对冷酷无情
And that's coming from Batman.
蝙蝠侠的评价
Hey, guys.
你们好
Abed, where have you been?
阿布蒂 你刚才去哪了
Troy, really?
特洛伊 你不是吧
Let it go.
让它过去吧
Aw, black in the house!
一击而中啦
My hand is cramping. - It's fine.
我手抖了 -没关系
Oh. Hey, freudenkatzen.
喂 欢乐猫
Ready for your schpankin'?
准备好挨揍了吗
Just like we practiced?
按计划来吗
Let's shut 'em down.
整死他们
Ha ha ha. Let's dance, David Bowie.
好吧 大卫·鲍伊 咱们跳舞吧
Get the ball, Karl.
把球踢起来 卡尔
I'm trying, and stop yelling at me.
我在努力呢 别吼我了
Stop being such a schvine!
别跟个猪头似的
Aren't you guys playing foosball?
你们不玩桌足吗
We've played enough for one lifetime.
半辈子打打杀杀 心已倦了
We're gonna go see a movie.
我们要去看电影了
- outside — adj.外面的，外部的;外来的; n.外部;外观; adv.在外面，向外面;在室外; prep.在…范围之外;
- deny — vt.否定，否认;拒绝给予;拒绝…的要求; vi.否认;拒绝;
- accident — n.事故;意外;[法]意外事件;机遇;
- reason — n.理由;理性;动机; vi.推论;劝说; vt.说服;推论;辩论;
- behalf — n.代表;利益;
- Apology — n.道歉;谢 罪;辩护;勉强的替代物;
- mention — vt.提到，谈到;提及，论及;说起; n.提及，说起;
- pretty — adj.漂亮的; 可爱的;优美的; adv.相当地;颇; n.漂亮的人;
Since when are those two so close?
他们何时起这么亲密了
Hello. This is November 29th and I'm Leonard, and today I'm reviewing.
你好 今天是十一月29日 我是伦纳德 今天来点评
Eugenio's four cheese frozen pizza.
欧亨尼奥四重奶酪速冻比萨
That's $5.99 at Kroger's.
克罗格零售价5.99美元
I've tried it before, and we'll see.
我已经尝过了 现在表演第二遍
Mmm!
嗯
Mmm, the cheese is good.
嗯 奶酪不错嘛
The sauce is good too.
酱味也可以
Mm, well, it's definitely a buy.
绝对值得一买
Eugenio's four cheese frozen pizza-- a buy.
欧亨尼奥四重奶酪速冻比萨 值得一买
See you next time.
下次再见
* I'm as high as hell *
*我正身处地狱*
* and you're about to get shot *
*两人一拍即合*
- sauce — n. 酱;调味汁;讨厌的话(或举动);无礼的话(或举动); v. 给…加滋味;〈俚〉对…说冒昧话;
- hell — n. 地狱;究竟(作加强语气词);训斥;黑暗势力; vi.过放荡生活;飞驰; int.该死;见鬼(表示惊奇、烦恼、厌