Remember, you guys can have dip too, and don't be afraid to play with the...
别忘了 假血颜料任意取用 不要大意 和橡胶蜘蛛
ruuubber spiiider!
玩个尽兴吧
I'll ask again...
我想再问一遍
Are you sure I can't bring anything?
真的不能带自制点心过来吗
I don't understand.
我搞不懂
We're having a party, before we're going to the real party?
正式派对之前 我们为什么要另开派对
Sometimes, I think you young people are just making this crap up.
有时候 你们年轻人 就喜欢编些乱七八糟的
It's a pre-party!
这叫做 派前派对
It's informal, intimate , and just for us.
随和温馨 只为我们
And I told you guys you didn't have to dress up.
我跟你们说过不用化装的
Oh, we were wearing this when you called.
你打来电话时 我们正好穿着化装服
Yeah, when we dress up, you'll know it.
等我们真化装起来 绝不会这么正常
There's nothing in your playlist but spooky party, the beetlejuice soundtrack, and NPR podcasts.
你的播放列表里只有幽灵乐队 甲壳虫汁 还有电台之声
Ooh! We could listen to one of those!
好呀 就听这些吧
I have Michele Norris interviewing Errol Morris.
这里有米歇尔·诺里斯 采访埃罗尔·莫里斯的音频
Don't worry, they address it.
不担心 没有互采
Okay, let's make this quick.
我们快点结束吧
I got three more polite appearances to make tonight.
今晚还有三个造型要试呢
What? I'm one of the three Fast and Furious guys.
怎么 我扮的是《速度与激情》帅男
Which one?
帅男很多 你扮哪一个
Oh, I don't know. I don't watch that shallow crap.
没注意 这种脑残片我从来不看
I just pick a costume girls will like.
只是借用扮相把个妹
Jeff, can I have a quick conversation with you?
杰夫 能和你简单说两句吗
Doubtful , but I support the dream.
肯定不止一两句 但我不坚守希望
Remember last week, when I made you guys fill out those anonymous personality tests for my psych class?
还记得吗 上周我拿了心理学课的问卷 发给你们做匿名人格测验
- intimate — n. 知己;密友;至交; v. 暗示;透露;(间接)表示; adj. 亲密的;密切的;个人隐私的(常指性方面 的);宜于密切关系的;
- address — vt.演说;从事;忙于;写姓名地址;向…致辞;与…说话;提出;处理; n.地址;演 讲;致辞;说话的技巧;称呼;
- shallow — adj.浅的;肤浅的; n.[地理]浅滩; vt.使变浅; vi.变浅;
- costume — n. 服装,装束;戏装,剧装; vt.给…穿上服装;
- Doubtful — adj.可疑的;令人生疑的;疑心的;不能确定的;
- support — vt.支持，支撑，支援;扶持，帮助;赡养，供养; n.支持，维持;支援，供养;支持者，支撑物;
Listen, if you dropped them in another puddle-- No, I processed the results, as per my assignment .
千万别告诉我 你又把问卷掉在雨坑里了 不 我依照作业要求统计出了结果
And, Jeff, one of our friends is...
结果发现 杰夫 我们中存在一位
deeply disturbed.
重度心理病患
Trick or Dean!
不给糖就放院长
Don't forget to come by our Halloween scare-tacular dance, starting in the cafeteria at 9:30.
请记得光临校餐厅 参与万圣节舞会 今晚9点半剩蛋 揭幕
Also, I had the lights rigged to flicker because it's Halloween!
是我特意把灯光调成闪动 烘托万圣灵异气氛
It's been happening for a week.
灯都闪了一周了
Halloween week!
万圣周嘛
So the lights will work on November 1st?
这么说灯要到11月1号才能恢复
All saint's day...
万圣...
Month!
月I'm sorry, you were about to get ridiculous ? 你是开玩笑吧
Look!
不信你看
One of the tests came back with 70 out of 75 red flags for an extreme personality disorder .
有一份问卷反馈结果 75题中有70道亮红灯 表 明有极端人格障碍
Extreme, Jeff!
极端啊 杰夫
Like a dorito?
比极品多力多滋还极端
A sociopathic dorito.
就是一包反社会多力多滋
A cool ranch lunatic.
蒙牛牧场杀人狂 好酷
Only instead of zest, Jeff, One member of our study group has...
丧心病狂 可不是好事 学习小组中有位成员
homicidal tendencies.
有杀人倾向
I think one member of our study group is an overzealous psych major .
我倒觉得 学习小组中有位成员 心理学学疯了
You probably just Britta'd the test results somehow .
说不定你把结果 谱雷塌 了
No. I double-checked them.
胡说 我检查过了
- personality — n.个性;品格;名人;
- assignment — n. 任务;布置;
- ridiculous — adj.可笑的;荒谬的;
- extreme — adj.极端的;极度的;偏激的;尽头的; n.极端;末端;最大程度;极端的事物;
- disorder — n.混乱;骚 乱; vt.使失调;扰乱;
- instead — adv.代替;反而;
- major — adj.主要的;重要的;主修的;较多的; n.[人类]成年 人;主修科目;陆军少校; vi.主修;
- somehow — adv.以某种方法;莫名其妙地;
Wait.
慢着
Are people using my name to mean "Make a small mistake"?
大家竟然用我的名字 来比喻 毛毛躁躁
Yes.
是啊
Let's make this party fast and furious, in that order.
速度开始激情结束 本着这条开完派对
Yeah, I want to go to the dance.
我蛮想去舞会的
I heard the dean's got free taco meat from the army.
听说院长从军方搞来玉米饼卷肉 免费发放
We can go to the dance in a bit.
去舞会倒也可以
But first, why don't we tell some scaaary stories?
但不如 我们先讲两个恐怖故事吧
Good!
好呀
I'll start with a story about a horrible fate befalling innocent people, And then I'm curious to get individual reactions.
我先来 讲述一个无辜人们 惨遭不幸的故事 我想看到每个人的反应
Once upon a time, there was a couple in a car in the woods making out or something.
从前 有一对孤男寡女 在深夜寂林中 耳鬓厮磨
I think I heard something.
我好像听见了怪声
It's just the sound of my heart, baby.
那是我心潮澎湃的轰响
In the news tonight, top story: an escaped convict from the asylum has escaped, and he's mental and he's on the loose and stuff .
今晚播报 新闻提要 精神病院一囚犯今日越狱精神状况不稳定 不可理喻
Oh, my god. That sounds dangerous.
天哪 听着好危险
Oh, I'm sure it's no biggie, but I am a horny man.
哎呀 这人不能怎样 但我可欲火难熬了
I'm only half-present.
戏才做一半
- mean — adj.平均的;卑鄙的;低劣的;吝啬的; vt.意味;想要;意欲; n.平均值; vi.用意;
- horrible — adj.可怕的; 极讨厌的;
- fate — n.命运; vt.注定;
- innocent — adj.无辜的;无罪的;无知的; n.天真的人;笨蛋;
- curious — adj. 好奇的，有求知欲的;古怪的;爱挑剔的;
- individual — adj.个人的;个别的;独特的; n.个人，个体;
- sound — vt.听(诊);测量，测…深;使发声;试探;宣告; n.声音，语音;噪音;海峡;吵闹;听力范围;[医]探条; adj.健全的，健康的;合理的;可靠的;有效彻底的; adv.彻底地，充分地; vi.听起来;发出声音;回响;测深;
- convict — vt.证明…有罪;宣告…有罪; n.罪犯;
- mental — adj.精神的;脑力的;疯的; n.精神病患者;
- loose — adj.宽松的;散漫的;不牢固的;不精确的; vt.释放;开船;放枪; vi.变松;开火; adv.松散地; n.放纵;放 任;发射;
- stuff — n.东西;材料;填充物;素材资料; vt.塞满;填塞;让吃饱; vi.吃得过多;
He was last seen in the woods and has a thingy for a hand, a hook thing where his hand should be.
此人最后一次目击 是在密林中 断臂一只 装有铁钩手
You know what I mean. - That sounds dangerous.
大家懂的 -感觉真蛮危险
Fine, I'll get out and look.
服了你 我这就出去看看
But then I'm entitled to sex.
看完就要专心和我亲热了I'm getting stabbed with his hook hand thing. 我被他的铁钩手刺中了
Oh, my god! No!
天哪 不
I was right!
被我说中了
And the woman was screaming and screaming and the man got killed.
女人尖叫连连 难施援手 男人就被杀了
Abed? - Yep?
阿布蒂 -怎么
How did that story make you feel?
你听完这故事 有何感受
Embarrassed. - That's an odd reaction .
不屑 -这反应好奇怪
Seems fair .
不奇怪
What embarrassed you about it?
哪点让你不屑了
I didn't care about the characters.
人物塑造不入我的眼
Didn't care about them?
不入您法眼
They were stupid.
蠢到家了
They deliberately put themselves in danger, and, when they were warned about it, the guy got out of the car.
他们故意以身犯险 明明收到警告了 那男人居然还下车
Do you believe because he was stupid he deserved to die?
你的意思是 他太蠢了 所以活该炮灰
What the hell kind of party is this?
这算哪门子派对啊
I suppose , from a creative standpoint , some characters deserve to die.
我另辟蹊径地提出 个别人物就是炮灰
Ones that lack common sense or even basic survival instinct .
这种人物缺乏常识 没有基本的生存本能
Your story's not scary because the characters are making choices the audience wouldn't make.
你的故事并不恐怖 因为人物的抉择与观众相去径庭 人们听了不会有代入感
- hook — n. 钩;挂钩;鱼钩;钓钩; v. 挂住;箍住;钓(鱼);打曲线球;
- reaction — n.反应，感应;反动，复古;反作 用;
- fair — adj.公平的;美丽的，白皙的;[气象]晴朗的; adv.公平地;直接地;清楚地; vi.转晴; n.展览会;市 集;美人;
- deliberately — adv.故意地;谨慎地;慎重地;
- hell — n.地狱;究竟(作加强语气词);训斥;黑暗势力; vi.过放荡生活;飞驰; int.该死;见鬼(表示惊奇、烦恼、厌恶、恼怒、失望等);
- suppose — vt.假设;认为; 让(虚拟语气);推想; vi.猜想;料想; conj.假使…结果会怎样;
- creative — adj.创造性的;
- standpoint — n. 立 场;观点;
- deserve — vi.应受，应得; vt.应受，应得;
- survival — n.幸存，残存;幸存者，残存物;
- instinct — n. 本能;直觉;天性; adj. 充满的;
Plus , you need a smarter lead. Here, like this.
再说 主角要聪明些才好看 打个比方
It's a dark, cold night in the woods.
深山老林中 月黑风高 长夜冷凄
We establish a traditional log cabin , then cut to-- Here we are, a log cabin I rented so we could be intimate in safety, because it's not the 50s, so we don't have to park a car and neck at inspiration point.
设定一个小木屋 传统场景 然后镜头切到 到了我租了一幢小木屋 保障我们幽会安全 早就不是50年代 车内吻颈 撩拨起火的俗套就省了吧
That makes sense.
说得有理
I'm turned on by how logical you are.
智 令 欲 昏
I'm comforted by your shiny hair and facial symmetry.
你的亮丽秀发 对称脸庞 也让我浑身舒爽
Well, I just brushed my teeth, so this would be the optimal time to kiss.
来吧 我刚刷完牙 此时不吻 更待何时
Enjoyable. Soft lips.
过程愉悦 樱唇柔嫩
Just the right level of moisture .
湿润合度
Would you like to do it again? - No.
何不再次相吻 -不要
We should listen to the news on this radio.
现在到了收听广播新闻的时间
I brought it as a cautionary measure , because this cabin is within walking distance of the local insane asylum.
我带收音机就是不想错过紧急新闻 这间小木屋的不远处 可是本地的疯人院
Oh, is that why you were able to rent it
难怪你能便宜租到
at such a reasonable rate? - Yes.
这么豪华的小木屋 -没错
I hope you're as fertile as I am tonight.
我希望今晚的你跟我一样春意盎然
- audience — n.观众;听众;读者;接见;正式会见;拜会;
- Plus — n.正号，加号;好处;附加额; adj.正的;附加的; prep.加，加上;
- establish — vt.建立;创办;安置; vi.植物定植;
- cabin — v. 把…关在小屋内;使受拘束;隔开 (房间);住在小屋内; n. (轮船上生活或睡觉的)隔间;(飞机的)座舱;(通常为木制的)小屋;
- logical — adj.合 逻辑的，合理的;逻辑学的;
- moisture — n.水分;湿度;潮湿;降雨量;
- measure — n.测量;措施;程度;尺寸; vt. 测量;估量;权衡; vi.测量;估量;
- local — n.[计]局部;当地居民;本地新闻; adj.当地的;局部的;地方性的;乡土 的;
- rent — n. 租金;撕裂;破裂处;裂口; v. 出租;租用;租借;将…租给; adj. 撕裂的;分裂的;
- reasonable — adj.合理的，公道的;通情达理的;
More.
有过之而无不及
Abed!
阿布蒂
Why are you doing the whole song?
干嘛还要模拟唱这整首歌
They wouldn't turn the radio on at the exact moment of the most pertinent news broadcast.
他们哪可能一打开广播 就听到要听的新闻啊
It's too coincidental.
过度巧合显得太假
But I'll jump forward in time.
我快进吧
What was that noise?
那是什么声音
Based on the news report we just heard, but not just just heard, I assume it's the deranged, hook-handed killer, who escaped when the asylum's antiquated security system failed.
从我们刚听到的新闻报道来看 就是音乐唱完的那段 应该是趁疯人院落后的安保系统失灵 跑出来的精神错乱钩子手杀人魔弄的声音
I guess they shouldn't have cut corners, although it is understandable, given the recent economic downturn.
谁让精神病院贪小便宜 不过鉴于经济衰退 他们也算情有可原吧
Should we go check it out?
是不是该去查看一下啊
No. We should call 911 on my fully-charged cell phone, lock the doors, and then stand back to back in the middle of the room holding knives.
不必 我们只需 用我电力满满的手机打给警察伯伯 锁上门 拿起刀 背靠背 站在房间正中央 就万事大吉啦
I love you-- - shh.
我爱你 -噤声
Did these people ever die or what?
那两个人到底死不死啊
Eventually, once it had been...
不是不死 而是时候...
eaaarned.
未到 到 到
Well, britta...
布雷塔It looks like you're barking up the wrong tree. 看来有人看走眼 操错心了啊
Yeah. You want to hear a scary story?
就是 你们想听恐怖故事是吧
I've got a scary story.
给你们讲美国恐怖故事
Thank you for pulling me from that carriage .
谢谢你把我从马车里救出来
- fertile — adj.富饶的，肥沃的;能生育的;
- exact — adj.准确的，精密的;精确的; vt.要求;强求;急需; vi.勒索 钱财;
- assume — vt.承担;假定;采取;呈现;僭取;篡夺;夺取;擅用;侵占;
- security — n.安全;保证;证券;抵押品; adj.安全的;保安的;保密的;
- system — n.制度，体制;系统;方法;
- given — adj.赠予的;沉溺的;规定的; prep.考虑到; v.给予(give的过去分词);
- economic — adj.经济的，经济上的;经济学的;
- cell — n.细胞;电 池;蜂房的巢室;单人小室; vi.住在牢房或小室中;
I don't know what could have frightened my horses so.
真不知道我的马儿是被什么吓成这样
Many vile creatures make these woods their home.
许多邪恶生物都这森林里窝藏
Some even warn of... monsters.
据说此地还有... 怪物出没
I don't believe in monsters.
我不相信有怪物的存在
I believe every man has good within.
我相信人性本善 所以天下无怪兽
I must retrieve my books from the debris tomorrow.
明天我得把书从马车残骸中找回来
I am a school teacher, and many children rely on me to educate them.
我是个老师 很多孩子都指望着我上课呢
Be gone, innocent one!
走吧 无辜妹子
What's wrong?
怎么了
You may choose not to believe in them, but I a monster.
你可以选择不相信它们的存在 可我真的是怪物
and I must feed.
不吃人不行
Do not judge me for my weakness.
别嫌弃我虚弱不堪的样子
Stifle your slackened maw, you drained and tainted bitch dog.
省口气吧 你个血尽人枯的贱妇
I'm fine with this.
吸吸就习惯了
Wait!
慢着
Teach me to read.
教我读书识字吧
Wo...
词
Sound it out.
念出来
Wo...rd dog hates... cats.
词 狗 厌 猫
'"Oh reason not the need!
别和我说需要不需要
Our basest beggars are in the poorest things superfluous."
最卑贱的乞丐 也有他不值钱的身外之物
Yes! Yes! Yes!
对对 太棒了
You should be proud of how much I've changed you.
我成功帮你洗心革面 你真该觉得自豪
Thank you for helping me, but I'm afraid some monsters cannot change.
谢谢你帮我 但恐怕有些怪物 死性难改
No...
不要
Resist your craving!
抑制你的渴望
Just pick up a good book and read!
拿起一本好书 静下心看吧
Your porcelain neck, in the light of the full moon, too appetizing.
你的鹅颈白嫩 光洁如瓷 映着如水月华 让我食齿 大动
Unfortunate...
很遗憾
for you.
你才是待宰的羔羊
You see, some monsters cannot change.
正如你说 有些怪物死性难改
But others can.
有些则能随机应 变
What is this?
这是闹哪样
- carriage — n.运输;运费;四轮马车;举止;客车厢;
- rely — vi.依靠;信赖;
- educate — vt.教育;培养;训练; vi.教育; 训练;
- Resist — vi.抵抗，抗拒;忍耐; vt.抵抗;忍耐，忍住; n.[助剂]抗蚀剂;防染剂;
I'm a werewolf that feeds on selfish vampires.
我是一个专吃自私吸血鬼的狼人
And she ripped into his torso, like a gerbil shredding a Quaker oats box, sending chunks of viscera and an aerosol mist of blood all over the skanky concubine.
他的躯体被五马分尸 大卸八块 比沙鼠啃碎的桂格燕麦盒子还破碎 内脏碎块漫天飞舞 血雾狂喷 溅了那无耻二奶一脸Then, she flossed her teeth with his tendons. 她还用了他的肌腱剔牙
And, because he was a vampire, He lived through all of it.
由于吸血鬼的生命力强韧 他意识清醒得被生吞活剥He had to watch her swallow his last eyeball. 直到她吞下自己最后一个眼球
She kept it attached to the optic nerve , so he could see down her throat , to his own partially digested flesh in...her... stomach .
而且她还让眼珠子连着视神经 好让他能随着被吞入食道 看到自己那尚未被消化完毕的血肉在她胃部翻滚的景象
See? There was a twist .
瞧 峰回路转 出人意料
Wow, Annie I didn't know you were such a fan of...Gore.
我说安妮呀 想不到你居然是《吸血鬼戈尔》的粉丝
It's Halloween.
今天可是万圣节
If you're gonna tell a scary story, give it some texture.
恐怖故事 代入感和真实感缺一不可
Wasn't that great.
你的故事也就普通
Well, your texture was so discompassionately macabre, as if without the slightest regard for human life.
你的故事有点太过冷血残酷虐杀了吧 没有点人间温情
That's enough. Stop pinning ribbons to her.
够了 别瞎夸她了
Why does Annie get to be good at everything?
为啥安妮就可以各项全能
You guys wanna hear a real, legit scary story?
听我说个真实不鬼扯的恐怖故事吧
Hello?
你好
Is there anyone here?
有人在吗
- selfish — adj.自私的;利己主义的;
- mist — n. 薄雾;水汽;液体喷雾; v. (使)结满雾气(模糊不清);(眼)含泪水; 泪水模糊;朝(植物)喷雾;
- swallow — v. 吞下;咽下;吞没;相信; n. 吞;咽;燕;一次吞咽的量;
- nerve — n. 神经; 勇气;神经质;神经紧张; v. 鼓足勇气;振作精神;
- throat — n.喉咙;嗓子，嗓音;窄路; vt.开沟于;用喉音说;
- flesh — n.肉;肉体; vt.喂肉给…;使发胖; vi.长胖;
- stomach — n.胃;腹部;胃口; vt.忍受;吃下; vi.忍受;
- twist — v. 捻;扭转;曲折;扭动; n. 捻;拧;扭动;搓;
I need help.
谁来帮帮我
Oh, thank God. An old doctor.
谢天谢地 有个老医生
Me and my partner are top gun fighter pilots, The best of the best.
我和我的搭档是战斗机飞行员 横扫飞行界 无人能敌哒 哒 哒 Pew pew pew.
Our f-15 went down in the woods.
我们的F15战机坠入树林了
I thought I heard something awesome out there.
难怪刚听见外头一声美妙的巨响呢
Please, come in, for first aids and what have you.
请进吧 帮你们急救或干嘛的
Mmm, drinks from a stranger.
陌生人给的饮料
So medical. Thank you.
太治愈了 谢谢
Wakey-wakey.
醒醒 醒醒
What's going on?
这是怎么回事
This cabin is my lab, Where I do weird experiments on people.
这个隔间是我的工作室 我在这里做各种诡异的人体实验
Look!
看
Noo!
不
Forced to be together forever!
被迫连体一辈子
I sewed you together.
是我把你们缝在一起了
I totally sewed you together!
从上到下都缝在一起了
Abed!
阿布蒂
Now that we're sewn together, do we have E.S.P.?
既然被缝在一起了 你说咱能意念移物吗
Yes! We're psychic now.
有 现在我们通灵了
We can destroy him with mind powers.
我们可以用意念力打败他
You tried to destroy us...
你试图打败我们...
But you only made us...
但你却让我们...
More awesome!
更加强大No! I'm a j-jealous Now you are the subject . 不可以 我会妒忌的 现在你是实验品了
What? What? Tell me more.
什么 什么 说清楚点
We sewed your butt To your chest ! Ha!
我们把你的屁股 丰到胸上去了 哈哈
Noo!
不
Wait.
等等
Ha! You fools!
哈哈 你们这些蠢材
By sewing my butt to my chest, you've given me boobs I can touch all day.
把屁股缝到我胸前 我不就能随时自摸了吗
With what?
拿什么摸
Noo!
不
No!
不
Noo!
不
Nooo!
不
Nooo!
不
Feet hands.
脚成了手
What did I do to deserve that?
为什么要那样对我
Keep me out of your stupid stories.
故事无聊 就别伤及无辜
I didn't say it was you.
我可没说那是你
I said he was a crazy, old, racist doctor.
我说的是一个种族歧视的疯子老教授
Yeah, and I'm your crazy, old, racist friend.
没错 朋友里就我三条全符合
I was, anyway . Now I'm not so sure.
从前是 现在可能改过自新了
- partner — n.伙伴;合伙人;配偶; vi.合伙;合股;成为搭档; vt.使合作;与…合伙;
- subject — n.主题;科目;[语]主 语;国民; adj.服从的;易患…的;受制于…的; vt.使…隶属;使屈从于…;
- chest — n.胸，胸部;衣柜;箱子;金库;
It's just a story, Pierce .
这只是个故事 皮尔斯
Yeah? Well so is this.
是吗 接下来这个也只是个故事
Come back to bed, magnum.
接着来呀 酒鬼
In a moment, girls.
马上 美女们
I'm just enjoying an expensive , post-coital brandy.
我正浅酌事后酒 高档白兰地
Whats we gots heres?
看来找到好东西了
This is a home invasion , you jive mother.
入室抢劫 你这假娘们
Easy, easy, easy.
冷静 冷静 冷静
Nobody has to get hurt here.
没必要伤人
Yeah, that's right, honky.
是的 没必要 白鬼子
You take it real easy and give us all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.
你好好冷静一下 高档白兰地和毂盖统统交出来
okay, but...
好的 但是...
Oh, man.
可怜的
You...Are...
给...你...
Still... Relevant !
最后...一下
Oh, my god! Unh!
我的天哪
Okay, I'm ready for my birthday spanking.
好了 我准备好玩打屁屁了
Which of you girls knows how to count to 30?
哪个美女能从现在开始数到30
What...In the hell...
这鬼东西...到底...
Was that?
是什么
That wasn't even a ghost story.
那连个鬼故事也算不上
It was like an episode of some show we're all too young to have heard of.
有点像十八禁 少儿不宜剧集节选
Fine! Then I chopped up both your bodies.
别想歪了 我只是把你们碎尸而已
So that was us, and you were magnum?
我们是被剁了 那你还是酒鬼吗
Still am, Pakistan. Wanna try me?
还是 巴基斯坦人 想试试吗
Guys, I think these stories are starting to get personal.
伙计们 我认为故事有人身攻击了
And so needlessly violent .
过于暴力
What happened to the days when ghost stories were about good versus evil ?
过去那些正义战胜邪恶的 传统鬼故事多好啊
Once upon a time...
从前
- anyway — adv.无论如何，不管怎样;总之;
- Pierce — v. 穿透;扎;刺破;穿过; n. 皮尔斯;
- expensive — adj.昂 贵的;花钱的;
- invasion — n.入侵，侵略;侵袭;侵犯;
- Relevant — adj.相关的;切题的;中肯的;有重大关系的; 有意义的，目的明确的;
- ghost — n.鬼，幽灵; vt.作祟于;替…捉刀;为人代笔; vi.替人代笔;
- episode — n. 插曲;一段情节;插话;有趣的事件;
- violent — adj.暴力的;猛烈的;
- versus — prep.对;与...相对;对抗;
- evil — adj.邪恶的;不幸的;有害的;讨厌的; n.罪恶，邪恶;不幸;
Aw, man. My drugs are wearing off.
伙计 我这儿药磕完了
Who's got more?
谁还有吗
Here you go, baby.
给你 亲爱的
All right, all right.
太好了 太好了
That is my kind of pot bong.
女体盛什么的最带劲了
Yo, Jango, check it out.
来 混球 来看看
Swarms of locusts and tornadoes of frogs.
蝗虫之灾 还有青蛙之灾
I don't care. I lived in New York.
纽约客表示无压力
Ugh! It's like New York out there.
哦 外面可真像纽约
We interrupt your death metal to bring you some heavy news.
抱歉打扰重金属狂欢夜 有重要消息播报
All the good christians got raptured up to heaven, So if you're hearing this, The good news is you're the coolest people in the world.
善良的信徒都上了天堂 如果你能听到 好消息是 你们帅呆酷毙 举世无双
Yes!
好耶
The bad news is the world is over.
坏消息是 没 世 让你们活了
This is NPR.
夜间新闻报道
Aw, man. End of days?
惨了 世界末日吗
Could anything suck harder than this?
惨不忍睹
Hel-lo!
你...们好
Devil here.
魔鬼给你们请安
Just popping by with a little damnation orientation.
顺路带来地狱游小贴士
Here's the sched.
现在是无线电播送
00, you'll be buried neck-deep in scorpions.
蝎噬之刑 请按00
15, lava enemas, followed by pilates.
熔岩灌肠请按15 接下来是普拉提
Oh. That's good. - I like pilates.
还不错 -我喜欢普拉提[健身操]
Pilates is a demon that eats your genitals.
我所谓的普拉提是恶魔噬蛋之刑
But first, stabby-stabby.
这些稍后 吓怕怕吧
For whom do ye cry out?
你哭给谁看
All the good people are gone!
好人都修仙走人了
It's our friend we used to pick on for being christian.
那不是我们欺凌的信徒朋友嘛
Oh, she looks great.
哇 好纯好美
A righteous wind blows!
正义的风在吹
Off to pilates!
吹到普拉提了
Thank you for saving us, Shirley.
谢谢你救了我们 雪瑞
I mean, your name's not Shirley, This is a story about strangers.
我知道 你名字不叫雪瑞 原创故事 不宜对号入座
- interrupt — vt.中断;打断;插嘴;妨碍; vi.打断;打扰; n.中断;
- hearing — n.听力;审讯，听讯; v.听见(hear的 ing形式);
- suck — vt.吸吮;吸取; vi.吸吮;糟糕;巴结; n.吮吸;
- Devil — n.魔鬼;撒旦;家伙;恶棍;淘气鬼;冒失鬼; vt.虐待，折磨;(用扯碎机)扯碎;(替作家，律师等)做助手;抹辣味料烤制或煎煮;
- being — n.存在;生命;本 质;品格; adj.存在的;现有的;
- saving — n.节约;挽救;存款; adj.节约的;挽救的;补偿的;保留的; prep.考虑 到;除...之外;
Anyhoo, can you take us to heaven now, please?
不管怎样 能带我们去天堂吗 求你了
Ooh, I cannot.
哦 我不能
I just came to say good-bye on my way to Abraham's bosom.
我只是顺路道别 前往极乐世界
Bye.
再见
I forgive you.
我宽恕你们
Gay marriage !
打倒基婚
And he chainsawed them to bits!
然后他把他们锯成了碎屑
Then he put 'em back together.
又把他们给装回去
And then he chainsawed them again!
再把他们锯成碎屑
Forever.
循环往复 永无休止
Where was Jeff in that story?
杰夫打过酱油就没影了吗
And why was my name Jango?
凭什么我要叫混球
Shirley,that wasn't a hard story, that was a sermon.
雪瑞 那不是个好故事 那是在说教
You ruined a Britta party.
你毁了一个 谱雷塌 的聚会
That's like letting poop spoil .
雪上加霜 越抹越脏
No! Wait!
不 别走啊
No!
先别走
No one can leave until we figure this out.
事情搞清楚之前谁也不许走
Figure what out?
搞清楚什么
Long story short, those psych tests I made you take came back.
长话短说 上周我让你们做的心理测试出结果了
Turns out one of you is probably a homicidal maniac.
结果表明我们中有位变态杀人狂
That's stupid.
太离奇了吧
I have a responsibility , as a practitioner of the mental arts, to figure out which one of you is sick, and get you the treatment you need.
我肩负使命 作为一个心理学的先行者 有义务找出潜伏在我们之中的变态 然后给他对症下药
You're a danger to yourself and others in your current state.
他现在的状态于人于己都很危险
We've known each other for two years.
我们都相处两年了
None of us are murderers.
没看出谁是杀人犯啊
No, but one of you has the potential .
但有位同志杀人思想冒头了
If we leave here now, do you know what might happen ?
如果我们现在就离开 你知道会发生什么吗
- marriage — n.结婚;婚姻生活;密切结合，合并;
- spoil — n. 赃物;战利品;掠夺物;成功所带来的好处; v. 破 坏;搞坏;糟蹋;毁掉;
- figure — n.数字;人物;图形;价格;(人的)体形;画像; vi.计算;出现;扮演角色; vt.计算;认 为;描绘;象征;
- responsibility — n.责任，职责;义务;
- treatment — n.治疗，疗法;处理;对待;
- current — adj. 现在的;流通的，通用的;最近的;草写的; n.(水，气，电)流;趋势;涌流;
- potential — n.潜能;可能性;[电] 电势; adj.潜在的;可能的;势的;
Britta, what are you describing?
布雷塔 你在瞎扯些什么
What?
什么
Who has images like that in their head?
谁的思想会这么黑暗啊
Probably the same kind of person that would make us tell ghost stories in order to secretly study our minds.
或许借鬼故事之名暗地分析我们思想的那位 思想龌龊就至于此
I'm just worried that one of you-- One of us? You took that test too, right?
我只是担心你们当中有人 为什么只是我们 你也参加了测试啊
What? What are you saying?
什么 你说什么
Oh, my god!
哦 天啊
What if it is me?
如果真是我该怎么啊
Wait. This is crazy!
等等 这一切太疯狂了
We're getting freaked out because it's Halloween, we just need to settle down.
咱们自己吓自己 无非是因为万圣节 我们都冷静冷静
I'll kill you!
我要杀了你
You don't want to be barium sulfated!
试试硫酸钡的滋味吧
Whoa! - Stay back, psychos!
停 -别靠近我 神经病们
Or I'll slit your throats and bathe in your blood.
不然我就浴血撕喉
Whoa! What has happened to all of you?
你们这是怎么了
You heard all the stories.
你也听布雷塔讲了
Anyone here could be a...Psycho!
这里的人都可能是神经病
Thinking that is what psycho.
杞人忧天才是神经病
Here, I have a story that I think might help.
给你们讲个温情故事治愈一下吧
Before you do anything, tell us why you kill people.
在你行凶之前 告诉我们你为什么要杀人
Fear.
恐惧
I kill because I'm afraid.
我杀人是因为我害怕
Somebody, please, give me a hug.
爱我你就抱抱我
Get in here.
快进来
Love hugs. Love hugs.
来抱抱 爱的拥抱
Let it out. It's okay?
哭出来吧 一切会好起来的
You're welcome.
不客气啊
That was the gayest crap I've ever heard in my life.
这故事基情四射 无下限了
Yeah, Jeff. What the hell?
是啊 杰夫 你什么意思啊
Why are you always so determined to have us relax and put down our weapons?
你为什么一心执念于麻痹我们 让我们放松防备
Maybe he's a remorseless madman with no empathy, who eludes detection by manipulating others.
或许 他就是那个没人性的疯子 想要通过说服大家 来逃避排查
- happen — vi.发生;碰巧;偶然遇到;
- settle — v. 定居;结算;停留;确定; n. 高背长椅(老式木家具，有扶手， 座下多带柜);
- bathe — v. 用水清洗(尤指身体部位);(到海、河等中)游泳消遣;覆盖; n. (在海、河等中的) 游泳;
- Thinking — adj.思考的;思想的;有理性的;好思考的; n.思考;思想;想法;意见;见解; v.思考(think的 现在分词);
- relax — vi.放松，休息;松懈，松弛;变从容;休养; vt.放松;使休息;使松弛;缓和;使松懈;
Yeah, Jeff.
有可能 杰夫
Maybe we should go through your test answers one by one.
我们或许该挨个检查下你的测试结果It doesn't matter. I filled mine out randomly. 随便查 反正我是瞎填的
Oh, come on. - What?
别装了 -什么
You idiot!
你太2B了
That was probably the test that returned the psychotic result !
有问题的可能就是你瞎填那张
Hmm. Maybe.
有可能哈
Well, what kind of sociopath doesn't offer that information, like, an hour ago?
哪门子反社会的不招供啊 一小时之前你干嘛来着
No, no. I'm no sociopath.
不不不 我不是反社会者
I always know what I'm doing is wrong.
是非善恶我自己分得清楚
I'm just a guy that doesn't like taking tests, doing work, or getting yelled at.
我就这样 不爱测试不工作 不听说教不受责
So if you think about it, that makes me the sanest person here.
考虑到这点的话 我才是这里最理智的人
Boo!
屁
Is this your test or what?
这是你的试卷吗
How should I know? It's just a bunch of bubbles.
我上哪儿知道去 只有涂卡又没题目
Wait!
等一等
Give me those.
给我看看
Why are the scores on the bottoms of the sheets?
为什么分数打在单子的底部
They should-- Britta, look at the arrow .
他们应该 布雷塔 看看这大箭头
You ran these through the machine upside- down.
入读卡器时试卷放反了
She britta'd it.
她又犯二了
Whatever. I'll run them through again.
好吧 我重新去做一下
And you guys are gonna stop using my name to mean "Making a tiny and understandable mistake."
你们大家 别再用我的名字 暗喻 犯错犹可恕 了
So we're all insane.
我们都是疯子啊
Well, except for this person.
除了这哥们儿
Is that one mine?
那是我的吗
- detection — n.侦查，探测;发觉，发现;察觉;
- mine — n.矿，矿藏;矿山，矿井;地雷，水雷; vt.开采，采 掘;在…布雷; vi.开矿，采矿;埋设地雷; pron.我的;
- result — n.结果;成绩;答案;比赛结果; vi.结果;导致;产 生;
- bunch — n.群;串;突出物; vi.隆起;打褶;形成一串; vt.使成一串;使打褶;
- arrow — n.箭，箭头;箭状物;箭 头记号; vt.以箭头指示;箭一般地飞向;
We should probably figure it out, right?
要不要查个究竟
If one of us isn't crazy, it's only fair that the rest of us know who they are.
我们中只有一个人是正常的 说明其余的人都是疯子
Or we could hold on to the comforting notion t-that any one of us m-might be sane.
换个角度 积极点想 举世皆疯 清醒何用
Yeah. Okay.
好吧 就这么想吧
We learned an important lesson tonight.
我们今晚都上了很重要的一课
We should never make the Britta of Britta-ing each other's feelings.
我们再也不能做事 谱雷塌 或者 不理他 了
You're using it wrong.
这词不这么用的
Wow. You Britta'd "Britta'd."
你实在 不会答 到 谱雷塌 啊
Yeah, way to pull an Abed. - I don't get it.
我们去 爱蹦迪 吧 -我没明白
Shirley, don't Pierce.
雪瑞 你别 皮二死 了
I don't get it.
我还是没懂
Guys, it's been three days!
伙计们都三天了
When are you gonna let me go?
你们打算什么时候放了我啊
At least say something!
至少说句话吧
Guys?
伙计们
Guys!
伙计们
Should we let him go?
我们应该放了他吗
Hmm...Let me think.
让我想想
Nah. More brandy?
不 再来点儿白兰地吗
Don't mind if I do.
我直接喝你不介意吧
Mmm...That's terrible .
这太糟糕了
Should we get back in our F-15 that we repaired with our mind power?
F15已经意念修复了 我们是不是该回去了
I was thinking the same thing!
我也是这么想的
I know!
我知道
Jinx! Double jinx!
你拍一我拍一 你拍二我拍二
Triple jinx!
你拍三我拍三
Troy and abed sewn together.
特洛伊和阿布蒂合体
- notion — n. 观念;信念;理解;
- learned — adj.博学的;有学问的;学术上的;
- terrible — adj.可怕的;很糟的;令 人讨厌的; adv.很，非常;