Didn't I say 304? - No, 303. I've already done twice.
他们不是住在304吗 -是303 我已经走错过两回了
Troy and Abed's new apartment !
特洛伊和阿布蒂的新家
Come on in. - Come on.
快进来 进来吧-
What a great place.
这里真不错
You guys--you guys look so fancy .
你们两位穿得好正式
Thanks. We read a book on how to be the perfect party hosts.
谢谢 我们专门研读了 聚会主持准则
Rule number one-- dress to impress .
首先 华服赴宴
Rule number tow- Avoid touchy topics like the negro problem.
其次 不要触及黑奴一类的敏感话题
The book was written in the '40s.
这书是四十年代写的
Oh, good, you guys are finally here.
真好 你们终于来了
Finally?
终于
Shirley showed up at 3:00.
雪瑞三点就到了
Time flies when I'm baking.
烘焙的时候时光飞逝
No, it doesn't.
是度日如年
Oh, the door downstairs was propped open with this.
楼道门大敞着 被人用砖头顶住了
This is really unsafe.
这样很不安全
Anyone could have just wandered into your building.
三教九流想进就进
Like one of our guests?
那客人想进进不来呢
I'll be right back. - Thank you, Troy.
失陪 -多谢 特洛伊
Let me give you ladies the grand tour .
我来带女士们参观寒舍
Bathroom, kitchen, who cares, and this is my scale model of the rolling boulder scene from Raiders...
卫生间厨房什么的就不说了 而这个 是《法柜奇兵》里机关滚石的微缩模型
with actual rolling boulder.
这石头真的能滚动哦
Pretty cool, huh?
挺酷的吧
Super cool. And sexy.
很酷很惹火
Super sexy cool.
酷得勾人火
Overselling it.
拍得有点过
- apartment — n.公寓;房间;
- fancy — n.幻想;想象力;爱好; adj.想象的;奇特的;昂贵的;精选的; vt.想象;喜 爱;设想;自负; vi.幻想;想象;
- impress — vt.盖印;强征;传送;给予某人深刻印象; vi.给人印象; n.印象，印 记;特征，痕迹;
- Avoid — vt.避免;避开，躲避;消除;
- finally — adv.最后;终于;决定性地;
- grand — adj.宏伟 的;豪华的;极重要的; n.大钢琴;一千美元;
- tour — n.旅游，旅行;巡回演出; vt.旅行，在……旅游;在……作 巡回演出; vi.旅行，旅游;作巡回演出;
- scale — n.规模;比例;鳞;刻度;天平;数值范围; vi.衡量;攀登;剥落;生 水垢; vt.测量;攀登;刮鳞;依比例决定;
- Pretty — adj.漂亮的;可爱的;优美的; adv.相当地;颇; n.漂亮的人;
I made pizza.
比萨烤好了
But we ordered real pizza.
我们叫了真正的比萨
Well, there's nothing more real than homemade.
自家烤才是真的好
You didn't have some of the ingredients, So I used ketchup and cream cheese.
你们这里原料不全 所以我只用了番茄沙司和奶油干酪
We ordered real pizza.
我们叫了真正的比萨
Oh, Abed...
那个 阿布蒂
Okay. Hey, got you that.
哦对了 送你的
Bienvenido de la casa chez Trobed.
[西法英乱炖]欢迎光临 特布地
Very nice.
地方不错嘛
Oh, look, Indiana Jones and the apartment of perpetual virginity.
快看 印第安纳·琼斯 与永葆童贞公寓
Chop busted, fellow adult , chop busted.
积点口德吧 持重大哥 积点口德
It's nice. Not mansion-nice, but it's nice.
地方不错 豪宅算不上 但还过得去Didn't you used to live in a mansion with me? 你之前不就和我共住豪宅吗Yeah, but this is more my speed and century. 没错 但这里更潮更新更适合我
Doesn't bother me. I've hardly missed you at all since I had you removed from my portraits.
我心无挂碍 把你的肖像收起来后 我都没怎么想念你
Jeff! Check it out. Serbian rum.
杰夫 来看看 塞尔维亚朗姆酒
So strong it is banned there.
酒劲十足 在本国被禁
Banned in Serbia, Jeff.
在塞尔维亚都被禁啊 杰夫
Let that concept sink in.
好好领会
Yeah, well, you enjoy. I have to leave early.
好吧 你慢用 我的提前走
Oh? - Yeah, sorry.
是吗 -对 很抱歉
I've got an invite to the opening of a new club.
有家新俱乐部开张 我受邀参加剪彩
Look at this place. It's like it was designed for me.
看看这名字 简直为我量身定做
It was. I made that in photoshop and mailed it to you a month ago so that you'd keep tonight open on your calendar .
确实是为你做的 我提前一个月 P了一张邀请函送给你 好让你今晚留出空
There's no such thing as Single-malt Platinum Boobs and Billiards Club?
难道根本没有这么个 美酒胸器与桌球 俱乐部
- Chop — v. 砍;劈;切碎;剁碎; n. 砍;劈;剁;猪(或羊等)排;
- adult — adj.成年的;成熟的; n.成年人;
- bother — vt. 烦扰，打扰;使……不安;使……恼怒; vi.操心，麻烦;烦恼; n.麻烦;烦恼;
- concept — n.观念，概念;
- opening — n.开始;机会;通路;空缺的职位; adj.开始的; v.开放(open的ing形式);打开;公开;
- calendar — n. 日历;历法;日程表;挂历; v. 把…记入日程表中;把…列入表中;为(文件等)作分类索引;
I guess I never said it out loud.
我居然大声说出来了
Tonight we offer something far more than boobs and billiards.
今晚我们将奉上比胸器桌球更有意义的东西
What? - One word, two syllables.
什么 -打一四字词
Don't say charades. - Yahtzee!
别说是 心有灵犀 -快艇骰子
Is charades off the table?
玩心有灵犀成不
Okay.
好的
Now... "How to play Yahtzee."
看看 快艇骰子游戏规则
Is there nothing from our youth that these companies won't repackage for a buck?
无良奸商 非要把我们儿时玩具 全都改头换面继续捞钱吗
Call it yahtzee all you want.
什么 快艇骰子
Everybody knows it's puerto rican chess.
谁都知道 这就是波多黎各棋
Annie, it's just the pizza.
安妮 比萨来了而已
We can't buzz him up. Someone has to go down.
不能叫他上来 得派个人下去拿
Okay.
好吧
Starting on my left with one, your number comes up, you go.
自我左起开始数 投出谁的号谁就去拿
Just so you know, Jeff, you are now creating six different timelines.
提醒一句 杰夫 你将会创造 六个独立的平行空间
Of course I am, Abed.
知道了 阿布蒂
Two. One, two--Annie.
是二 一 二 安妮
Okay, fine. I guess I'm going down.
好吧 那就我下去
All this talk of going down...
说道 下面
Did you guys know I had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom?
你们知道吗 爷在飞机厕所里跟艾萨·凯特打过炮
We're about to eat.
正要吃饭呢 恶不恶心
It's not namedropping if it comes up organically.
信口拈来而已 不能算吹嘘
I'm gonna check in on my pies.
我去看下派好了没
Roxa-- - No. Roxa -
闭嘴
Bathroom?
洗手间在哪
Over here.
走廊那头
Uh, guys?
嗯 同志们
What does a pregnancy test look like?
验孕笔长啥样
Like a thin piece of plastic with a thing on the end of it.
就是片薄塑料 后面加了个手柄
Okay, so this is definitely a gun.
如此说来 这货肯定是手枪
Whoa! Yeah, put that away.
我去 快收起来
- course — n.科目;课程;过程;进程;道路;路线，航向;一道菜; vt.追赶;跑过; vi.指引航线;快跑;
- airplane — n. 飞机;
- piece — n.块;件;篇;硬币; vt.修补;接合;凑合;
- plastic — adj.塑料的;(外科)造型的;可塑的; n.塑料制 品;整形;可塑体;
- definitely — adv.清楚地，当然;明确地，肯定地;
Oh, my--why does Annie have a gun?
我勒个 安妮怎么会有手枪的
That's not a gun, that's a girl's peashooter.
不可能是手枪啦 女孩子玩的豆枪而已
Here, Troy.
特洛伊 送你的
Happy housewarming.
乔迁贺礼
Jeff, what are we gonna do about this?
杰夫 你准备怎么处理
I'm gonna get a drink. Ow!
我去喝一杯 嗷
What's so funny?
笑个毛啊
I don't know, people hitting their heads.
白痴撞了头 你说好不好笑
Don't fight over them.
一个一个来 大家别抢
Well, y-you can fight a little.
算了 给点面子抢抢吧
Smells weird.
有异味
I beg your pardon?
请你再说一遍
Smells weird. What did you do?
有异味 你干什么了
Abed, you don't ask someone a question like that.
阿布蒂 这么问别人不好
It's not dignified.
很没礼貌
Pizza!
比萨
Pizza, pizza, go in tummy me so hung-ee me so hung-ee That pizza guy was super creepy.
比萨比萨吃得香 填饱空空小肚肠 外卖那家伙超级猥琐
So you're saying he was a pizza guy?
那你还说他出来卖[此处pizza一词双关]
I wonder what happened in those other timelines.
我很好奇其他平行空间情况怎样
Abed, there are no other timelines.
阿布蒂 压根没有平行空间这说
Okay.
好吧
Starting on my left with one, your number comes up, you go.
自我左起开始数 投出谁的号谁就去拿
Just so you know, Jeff, you are now creating six different timelines.
提醒一句 杰夫 你将会创造 六个独立的平行空间
Of course I am, abed.
知道了 阿布蒂
Four. One, two, three, four--Shirley.
四 一二三四 雪瑞
Okay, just don't let my pies burn.
好吧 帮我看着派 可别糊了
Remember, no one eats those pies.
记住了 谁都不许吃她的派
Come on, let's just talk to her.
别这样 跟她说清楚就行
We tried that, Annie, but she ignored us.
我们试过了 安妮 她选择了无视
The woman has a baking problem now I-I don't like being the bad guy anymore than anybody else--
她真的对烘焙有病态执念 大家不说破 我也不想总唱黑脸
Roxa-- - No. Roxa -
闭嘴
Bathroom?
洗手间在哪
Yeah, over here.
走廊那头
We have a pact. We do not enable her baking.
咱们都说好了 不许鸟她的点心
It's gonna be better for her in the long run.
长痛不如短痛
- wonder — n.惊奇;奇迹;惊愕; vi.怀疑;想知道;惊讶; vt.怀疑;惊奇;对…感到惊讶; adj.奇妙的;非凡的;
- being — n.存在;生命;本质;品格; adj.存在的;现有的;
- enable — v. 使能够;使有机会;使成为可能;使可行
Heh, you know who got it in the long run.
你知道谁才叫 长痛 吗
Eartha Kitt, when I nailed her in the airplane bathroom.
艾萨·凯特 爷在飞机厕所里跟她打炮那会
Ew, Pierce .
恶不恶心啊 皮尔斯
What? Came up organically.
怎么了 信口拈来嘛
Here, Troy. Happy housewarming.
给 特洛伊 乔迁贺礼
Oh, cool.
太好了
Thanks, Pierce.
谢谢 皮尔斯
What is it?
什么东西啊
What? It's a traditional Norwegian troll.
怎么 这是传统的挪威巨怪娃娃
When Troy and I were living together, I had it on display in the hall.
我跟特洛伊在一起住的时候 一直将它摆在餐厅里
You know, outside his bedroom.
就在他卧室外面
He seemed very taken with it.
他好像蛮喜欢这个
It used to watch me sleep!
这玩意天天瞪着我睡觉啊
Pierce, shame on you.
皮尔斯 我真鄙视你
Jeff, what are you gonna do about this?
杰夫 你准备怎么处理
I'm gonna get a drink.
我去喝一杯
Oh, my God! Are you okay?
天哪 你没事吧
Barely felt it.
毫无感觉
Well, let me look at it in the bathroom.
去洗手间 我给你检查下
It's not dignified.
很没礼貌
Pizza!
披萨来啦
Pizza, pizza in my tummy! Me so hung-ee me so hung-ee Did someone remember to take out my pies?
比萨比萨吃得香 填饱空空小肚肠 都记得吧 我的派拿出来没
Seriously?
不是吧
Oh! Oh, no.
哦 不要
Seriously?
不是吧你们
Shirley, it doesn't matter.
雪瑞 没关系的啦
We weren't gonna eat them.
反正我们也没打算吃
You're not allowed to have "Baking things" as an identity .
别仗着 烘焙点心 呼三喝四
Excuse me for being the only married woman in a group full of horny toads who sit around all night just making googly eyes at each other.
身为组里唯一的已婚妇女 我也很无奈 组里满是钟情少年怀春少女 整晚上就忙着眉来眼去
Googly eyes?
与…结婚(marry的过去式); 眉来眼去
- Pierce — v. 穿透;扎;刺破;穿过; n. 皮尔斯;
- display — n.显示;炫耀; vt.显示;表现;陈列; vi.[动]作炫耀行为; adj.展览的;陈列用的;
- outside — adj.外面的，外部的;外来的; n.外部;外观; adv.在外面，向外面;在室 外; prep.在…范围之外;
- Barely — adv.仅仅，勉强;几乎不;公开地;贫乏地;
- identity — n.身份;同一性，一 致;特性;恒等式;
- married — adj.已婚的，有配偶的;婚姻的，夫妇的;密切结合的; n.已婚者; v.结婚，
Shirley, it's okay.
雪瑞 没关系
Nobody makes googly eyes at me either. We're the same.
也没人冲我眉来眼去 咱俩同命相怜
Shirley,Shirley!
雪瑞 雪瑞
I don't know why she's so upset .
不明白她为什么要伤心
Her pies probably didn't burn in the other timelines.
也许在其它平行空间 她的派并没有烤糊
Abed, Shirley just had a nervous breakdown.
阿布蒂 雪瑞刚刚精神崩溃了
More like a nervous-- - Bakedown! I know!
更像是精神 -焙溃 我懂
I didn't say it on purpose.
我不是故意那么说的
And Abed, there are no other timelines.
还有阿布蒂 压根没有平行空间这说
Okay.
好吧
Starting on my left with one, your number comes up, you go.
自我左起开始数 投出谁的号谁就去拿
Just so you know, Jeff, you are now creating six different timelines.
提醒一句 杰夫 你将会创造 六个独立的平行空间
Of course I am, Abed.
知道了 阿布蒂
Three. One, two, three--Pierce.
三点 一二三 皮尔斯
Crap.
我擦
Speaking of crap, I was taking one in an airplane bathroom when Eartha Kitt decided to bang me.
说到擦 有一回我在飞机洗手间偶遇艾萨·凯特她打算跟我打炮
What? It's where my mind went.
怎么 脑中想到 就脱口而出了
Your mind went years ago.
你的脑子早就脱逃了吧
I'm gonna check on my pies.
我去看下派好了没
Roxa-- - No. Roxa -
闭嘴
Bathroom?
洗手间在哪
Yeah, over here.
走廊那头
I love your place, Troy.
我喜欢你的新家 特洛伊
You're all... grown up now.
你现在是 真正的成熟了
I can't believe those are real mahogany bunk beds in there.
难以置信 居然还有红木双层床
I bet that cost you a few allowances.
我打赌花了你不少钱吧
Okay.
很好
Aww! Troy.
别呀 特洛伊
Now we done it.
这下看出来了
Britta's in the bath--
布雷塔在洗
Who is it? - Troy.
谁呀 -特洛伊
Um, I'm washing my hands.
我正洗着手呢
Good, then I can come in.
正好 我直接进去了
Oh, hi!
你好
Um, I was smoking a cigarette .
我刚刚在吸烟
I'm a man.
成熟男人是也
I know that.
我懂你
We all know that.
大家都懂
Then why is Jeff always picking on me?
那为什么杰夫老挤兑我呢
You seem to be a little hard on Troy lately.
最近你对特洛伊有点过了
- upset — vt.使心烦;颠覆;扰乱; vi.翻倒; adj.心烦的;混乱的;弄翻的; n.混乱;翻倒;颠覆;
- bang — n. 猛敲;突 然的巨响;额前短发;刘海儿; v. 猛敲;砸;(把…)砰地关上;猛摔; adv. 正好;完全地; int. (表示枪声等巨响) 砰;
- cigarette — n.香烟;纸烟;
I'm gonna get a drink. Ow!
我去喝一杯 嗷
Oh, my god, are you okay?
天哪 你没事吧
I barely felt it.
毫无感觉
Well, let me look at it in the bathroom.
去洗手间 我给你检查下
Britta's in the bathroom.
布雷塔在洗手间
Oh, no, what happened?
怎么了
Minor head wound . If there's an abrasion, we'll clean it with iodine and apply ice.
头上受了点小伤 如果是擦伤 就得用碘酒消毒然后冰敷一下
You make a good nurse .
你看护真有一手
Thanks.
谢谢
Dr. Shirley says mini pies are the best medicine.
雪瑞医生表示 迷你派才是最好的疗伤妙药
Then I'd like to see her degree .
求瞻仰雪医生学位证书
He's butting antlers with you because you're a threat now.
他排挤你 正是因为现在的你对他旗鼓相当
You've got your own place, you've got a future, You've got a...bowl full of olives next to the toilet.
你有房有未来 马桶旁边还有一满碗的橄榄
It's a fancy party, Britta.
这可是正式派对 布雷塔
You know what Jeff has in his bathroom?
你知道杰夫的洗手间里都有什么吗
Neither do I.
我也不知道
He keeps his toiletries in a safe under the sink.
为防万一 他把洗漱用品都藏在洗手池下面
His whole personality is based around guarding himself.
他个性如此 善于自我保护
You don't have to be like that to be a man.
想做成熟男人 没必要和他一样
You're really cool, Britta.
你人真好 布雷塔
Man, pizza guys are getting worse and worse-looking.
靠 送披萨的人真是越来越丑了
Guess all the good ones went into porn.
估计好看的都去演A片了
Ceiling fan. - I miss all the fun.
撞吊扇了 -我错过了好多
I wonder what happened in all those other timelines.
我很好奇其他平行空间情况怎样
Who cares?
谁在乎啊
- Minor — adj.未成年的;次要的;较小的;小调的;二流的; n.未成年人;小调;副修科目; vi.副修;
- wound — n.创 伤，伤口; vt.使受伤; vi.受伤，伤害;
- apply — vt.申请;涂，敷;应用; vi.申请;涂，敷;适用;请求;
- nurse — vt. 看护，护理;照顾;培养;给…喂奶; vi.照料，护理;喂奶;当保姆; n.护士;奶妈，保姆;
- degree — n.程度，等 级;度;学位;阶层;
- threat — n.威胁，恐吓;凶兆;
- personality — n.个性;品格;名人;
Okay.
好吧
Starting on my left with one, your number comes up, you go.
自我左起开始数 投出谁的号谁就去拿
Just so you know, Jeff, you are now creating six different timelines.
提醒一句 杰夫 你将会创造 六个独立的平行空间
Of course I am, Abed.
知道了 阿布蒂
Six.
六点
One, two, three, four, five, six--Britta.
一二三四五六 布雷塔
Great. - Great.
好极了 -真好
You know what's great? Air travel.
知道还有什么特别好吗 乘机旅行
I've flown a lot, a lot of airplane stories.
我有很多很多的飞行轶事
I once had sex with Eartha Kitt-- Okay, I'm gonna check on my pies.
有一回我和艾萨·凯特打炮 我去看下派好了没
You guys are my best-- I'm gonna get a drink. Ow!
你们真是我最好的 我去喝一杯 嗷
Oh, my god, are you okay?
天哪 你没事吧
I barely felt it.
毫无感觉
Well, let me look at it in the bathroom.
去洗手间 我给你检查下
Do I need to refill the toilet olives?
卫生间的橄榄是不是该续了
We're good. I checked. - You're the best.
不影响 我检查过了 -你最好了
Want to stay up all night talking in our bunk beds?
今晚彻夜卧谈吧
Duh-doy.
好哒
Here, Troy. Happy housewarming.
给 特洛伊 乔迁贺礼
Oh, cool. Thanks, Pierce.
太好了 谢谢 皮尔斯
You make a good nurse, Annie.
你看护真有一手 安妮
Thank you.
谢谢
I actually had to apply a tourniquet the other day.
我那天真该要几条止血带来的
A guy got stabbed outside my building-- What? Annie, you've got to get the hell out of that apartment.
楼下正好有人对砍 什么 安妮 你可得赶紧从那种地方搬出来
You don't have to treat me like a kid anymore, remember?
你不该再把我当孩子看了 记得吗
Yeah, but adults still need to be protected.
没错 但成年人也需要保护啊
I-I can't help but worry about you, Annie.
我止不住要担心你 安妮
You're important to me.
你对我来说太重要
Feel the terror ! Stop the tantrum!
感受恐惧 收敛怒气
Feel the terror of the Norwegian Troll!
感受来自挪威巨怪的恐惧吧
What's going on in here?
这边怎么回事
- hell — n.地狱;究竟(作加强语气词);训斥;黑暗势力; vi.过放荡生活;飞驰; int.该死;见鬼(表示惊奇、烦 恼、厌恶、恼怒、失望等);
- treat — vt.治疗;对待;探讨;视为; vi.探讨;请客;协商; n.请客;款待;
- terror — n. 恐怖;恐惧;惊恐;惊骇;
Pierce is terrorizing Troy because he's jealous we moved in together.
特洛伊搬来和我同住 皮尔斯眼红 就恐吓他
You're the one who's jealous.
你才眼红
Why would I be jealous?
我为什么要眼红
Because you're lonely and crazy.
因为你孤家寡人失心疯
Hey, guys, this is Toby, our pizza delivery guy.
同志们 这位是托比 送比萨的
And I know this is gonna sound nuts, But we're in love and we're getting married.
我知道这听起来很疯狂 但我们坠入爱河 要结婚了
I wonder what happened in all those other timelines.
我很好奇其他平行空间情况怎样
Wait, there are other timelines?
还有其他平行空间
Okay.
好吧
Starting on my left with one, your number comes up, you go.
自我左起开始数 投出谁的号谁就去拿
Just you know, Jeff, you are now creating Six different timelines.
提醒一句 杰夫 你将会创造 六个独立的平行空间
Of course I am, Abed.
知道了 阿布蒂
One. Troy.
一点 特洛伊
Damn it.
该死
I'm gonna go as fast as I can so I don't miss anything.
我要快去快回 可不想错过 好戏
You know who I used to call miss anything?
知道我以前夸谁 好细 吗
Eartha Kitt.
艾萨·凯特
What? He totally set me up.
怎么 他摆明是要我接话嘛
I'm gonna check in on my pies.
我去看下派好了没
Roxa-- - No. Roxa -
闭嘴
Bathroom? - Yeah, over here.
洗手间在哪 -拐角就是
Jeff, tell us about your father.
杰夫 讲讲你爸的事情吧
I'm gonna get a drink. Ow!
我去喝一杯 嗷
Oh, my God! Are you okay?
天哪 你没事吧
Barely felt it.
毫无感觉
Well, let me look at it in the bathroom.
去洗手间 我给你检查下
What the hell?
怎么回事
No!
不
Call 911!
快报警
Abed, help me stop the bleeding!
阿布蒂 帮我止血
I'm dying!
我要死了
Pierce. - I am dying.
皮尔斯 -我要死了
Water. Water! Water!
拿水 拿水 拿水
Breathe, breathe.
吸气 呼气
Okay.
好吧
Starting on my left with one, your number comes up, you go.
自我左起开始数 投出谁的号谁就去拿
Just so you know, Jeff, you are now creating Six different timelines.
提醒一句 杰夫 你将会创造 六个独立的平行空间
- jealous — adj.妒忌的;猜疑的;唯恐失去的;戒备的;
- delivery — n.[贸易]交付;分娩;递送;
- sound — vt.听(诊); 测量，测…深;使发声;试探;宣告; n.声音，语音;噪音;海峡;吵闹;听力范围;[医]探条; adj.健全的，健康 的;合理的;可靠的;有效彻底的; adv.彻底地，充分地; vi.听起来;发出声音;回响;测深;
- Damn — vt.谴责; 罚…下地狱; vi.谴责; n.一点;诅咒; adj.可恶的; adv.非常; int.讨厌;
Of course I am, Abed.
知道了 阿布蒂
Five. One, two, three, four, five--Abed.
五点 一二三四五 阿布蒂
I'm on it.
这就去拿
You know who else was on it?
知道还有谁被我拿下了吗
And do you know what "It" Is?
知道拿下之后做了什么吗
Everybody give me money.
大家均摊 把钱给我
Wow, that ascot really softens your personality.
如此臭屁还真让人对你好感大增啊
I banged Eartha Kitt.
我上了艾萨·凯特
Roxa-- - No. Roxa -
闭嘴
Bathroom?
洗手间在哪
Down the hall.
走廊那头
I'm gonna get a drink. Ow!
我去喝一杯 嗷
Oh, my God! Are you okay?
天哪 你没事吧
Barely felt it.
毫无感觉
Well, let me look at it in the bathroom.
去洗手间 我给你检查下
Britta's in the bathroom.
布雷塔在洗手间
Oh, no, what happened?
怎么了
Minor head wound.
头上受了点小伤
Oh, my god. What smells amazing?
老天 什么这么香
Oh! Someone wants pie!
有人想吃派
You make a good nurse.
你看护真有一手
Oh, my god. They taste just like regular-size pies.
天哪 居然和平常型号的派一个味
Oh, yay!
万岁
Happy housewarming.
乔迁贺礼
Oh, cool. Thanks, pierce.
太好了 谢谢 皮尔斯
Hey, while we're alone, I just wanted to say, thanks for letting me live with you.
咱们私下里 我就是想说 多谢你留我住宿
Sometimes I feel like making desserts is the only thing I'm good for in the group.
有时我觉得 烘焙甜品 是我唯一对小组尽力的方式
But now it's time for me to try and make it on my own.
但现在是时候了 我该自强自立
Just like you did.
一如当年的你
I can't help but worry about you, Annie.
我止不住要担心你 安妮
Hey, I don't think you should open this.
我觉得你还是不要打开的好
No, what--what are you talking about?
不行 你在说什么啊
You're very important to me.
你对我太重要
Crap. I was not supposed to eat your stuff .
糟了 我不该吃你的东西
We all made an agreement.
我们有约在先
Crap, I was not supposed to say that out loud!
糟了 我干嘛要大声讲出来
Crap, okay, cards on the table, I'm really high right now.
糟了 好吧 实话跟你说 我现在正飘飘欲仙呢
- stuff — n.东西;材料;填充物;素材资料; vt.塞满;填塞;让吃饱; vi.吃得过多;
Seriously! - Would you stop and give me-- No, I wanna give you something else.
你不是吧 -你就不能放手给我 不行 我想给你别的代替
A waterpik!
一个洗牙器
A speedboat! Two waterpiks.
一艘快艇 两个洗牙器
I can't believe I'm feeding my pies to a drug addict!
难以接受 我居然把派 给了你这个瘾君子
Drug addict? You're a pie pusher!
瘾君子 你还是 强推派 呢
You push pies to get love.
你强推自己的派 好获得关爱
Give it, Pierce!
你放手 皮尔斯
It feels fun!
我喜欢这礼物
I'm sorry, I just... had a weird deja vu.
我突然有种似曾相识之感
You're bad at gift-giving!
你真是送礼只送丧门星
That thing you said about worrying about me...
你刚才说担心我
It's something my dad always said.
我爸总这么说
I demand to be housewarmed!
我要个乔迁贺礼不过分吧
Shouldn't have brought it up.
不该提起这个话头的
Just...reminded me of my dad.
只是 我想起爸爸了
Anyway ...
不说了
A little make out 101.
玩亲亲入门课
Less dad talk.
避开老爸话题
And, uh, you could ease up on the bubblegum lip gloss.
泡泡糖唇彩别擦太多
No, I really-- No, you--!
我就要 不给你
Pizza time.
披萨到了
Give me this, you godless hippie skank!
给我 你这个蔑神乱搞愤青妹
You're a sick, sad, twisted old man.
你这个变态可悲 心理扭曲的臭老头
And I hope you die alone.
死了都没人理
I wonder what happened in all those other timelines.
我很好奇其他平行空间情况怎样
I gotta say, I hope this is the real one, because I just found a nickel in the hallway.
表明下态度 我希望这是真实时间线 因为我刚在走廊捡到个钢镚儿
Okay.
好吧
Starting on my left with one, your number comes up, you go.
自我左起开始数 投出谁的号谁就去拿Just so you know, Jeff, you are now creating 提醒一句 杰夫 你将会创造
six different timelines. - Of course I am, Abed.
六个独立的平行空间 -知道了 阿布蒂
I don't think you should.
我觉得不应该这样做
Chaos already dominates enough of our lives.
我们的生活陷于混乱已久
- demand — vt.要求;需要;查询; vi.需要;请求;查问; n.[经]需求;要求;需要;
- Anyway — adv.无论如何，不管 怎样;总之;
- ease — v. 缓解;减轻;放松;降低; n. 容易;安逸;自在;舒适;
The universe is an endless raging sea of randomness.
浩瀚宇宙处处翻滚着熵之怒涛
Our job isn't to fight it, but to weather it-- together.
我们无需独力抗争 只求登上人生之筏
on the raft of life.
风雨同舟
A raft held together by those few rare , beautiful things that we know to be predictable.
人生之筏 由珍贵美好之物绑织 由我们掌控
Ropes?
绳子吗
Vines. Vines?
藤蔓 藤蔓?
Let him finish!
别插嘴啊你们
Us.
是我们
It won't matter what happens to us as long as we stay honest and accepting of each other's flaws and virtues.
只要我们彼此坦诚宽容 接受各自的优缺点 再大风浪也能闯过
Annie will always be driven. Shirley will always be giving.
安妮永远需要鞭策 雪瑞永远乐于付出
Pierce will never apologize .
皮尔斯绝不会道歉
Britta's sort of a wild card from my perspective .
布雷塔狂放百搭
And Jeff will forever remain a conniving son- of-a-bitch.
杰夫永远是老谋深算的绝世贱男
Abed!
阿布蒂There are six sides to this die and seven of us. 骰子只有六个数 我们却有七人
He devised a system by which he never has to get the pizza.
他使诈好避免下楼拿比萨
Jeff!
杰夫
Really? - You crafty jackrabbit.
不是吧 -你这个阴险小人
Dang, man. - Pretty low, dude.
我靠 -太没品了 哥们
It's called friendship, look it up. Encarta it.
不懂啥叫友谊就上网查查
I think we just found our pizza-getter.
拿披萨的人选已经有了
Yes, we did!
是的 就你了
Oh, like it matters who goes.
下去又不会少块肉
What's so funny?
有什么好笑的
Karma.
报应
- Chaos — n.混沌，混乱;
- universe — n.宇宙;世界;领域;
- endless — adj.无止境的;连续的;环状的;漫无目的 的;
- rare — adj.稀有的;稀薄的;半熟的; adj.杰出的;极度的;非常好的; adv.非常;极其; vi.用后腿站起;渴望;
- apologize — vi.道歉;辩解;赔不是; vt.道歉;谢罪;辩白;
- perspective — n.观点;远景;透视图; adj.透视的;
- remain — vi.保持;依然;留下;剩余;逗留;残存; n.遗迹;剩余物，残骸;
- system — n.制度，体制;系统;方法;
That guy sucks harder than the toilet in an airplane bathroom.
他真是臭过 飞机洗手间的马桶
Airplane bathroom...
飞机的洗手间
Oh, my pies!
我的馅饼
*Roxanne*
*罗克珊*
*You don't have to put on the red light*
*你不必将红灯亮起*
*Those days are over*
*这样的日子已经结束*
*You don't have to sell your body to the night*
*你今晚不必再将自己出卖*
Sing, Britta!
唱得响亮 布雷塔
I really love your place.
我好喜欢你家
You should move here.
你也搬过来好了
Come on, Troy.
快来跳 特洛伊
*Or if it is right*
*也不管是错*
*Roxanne*
*罗克珊*
*You don't have to put on the red light*
*你不必将红灯亮起*
You guys see what happens when I leave you alone, huh?
瞧见没 没我的领导你们就这副德行
*You don't have to put on the red light*
*你不必将红灯亮起*
*Put on the red light*
*将红灯亮起*
*Put on the red light* - Go, Troy!
*将红灯亮起* -跳得好 特洛伊
*Put on the red light*
*将红灯亮起*
To Pierce. May he rest in pierce.
敬皮尔斯 愿 尔 安 斯
Shirley, don't you think you've had enough?
雪瑞 你不觉得自己喝多了吗
Of you.
多你妹
Guys, I've been thinking about that night over and over.
伙计们 我不停地回想那一晚
One thing has become clear.
真相慢慢浮现
This is the darkest, most terrible timeline.
这是最黑暗最恐怖的平行空间
Enough with the timeline crap, Abed!
收起你平行空间那套 阿布蒂
Pierce got shot in the leg and died!
皮尔斯腿部中枪身亡
Shirley's a drunk .
雪瑞变成酒鬼
Annie's locked in a mental ward because her guilt drove her insane.
安妮被关进了精神病院 因为她内疚到发了疯
Jeff lost an arm in the fire.
杰夫在火灾里失去了右臂
Troy lost his larynx because, for some dumb reason , he tried to destroy a flaming Troll doll by eating it.
特洛伊的喉咙也完蛋了 出于傻逼原因 他企图吞灭一个燃烧的巨怪娃娃
Clearly you don't understand anything about defeating Trolls.
你等明显不懂对抗巨怪之道
- thinking — adj.思考的;思想的;有理性的;好思考的; n.思考;思想;想法;意见;见解; v.思考(think的现在分 词);
- terrible — adj.可怕的;很糟的;令人讨厌的; adv.很，非常;
- drunk — v.喝酒(drink的过去分词); adj.喝 醉了的;
- mental — adj.精神的;脑力的;疯的; n.精神病患者;
- dumb — adj.哑的，无说话能力的;不说话 的，无声音的;
- reason — n.理由;理性;动机; vi.推论;劝说; vt.说服;推论;辩论;
Life has gone to hell, Abed.
我们现在是生不如死了 阿布蒂
This is real!
这是真实世界
Look at us. Look at me!
看看我们 看看我
Britta, you put one wash-away blue streak in your hair.
布雷塔 你染了撮一洗没的蓝头发
And I lost an arm.
哥可是没了只胳膊
Exactly. Life got dark.
正是 咱的人生没希望了
And all because Jeff rolled a one.
都怪杰夫掷了个一点
Oh, I love how this is my fault somehow .
有罪都推到我头上是吧 我喜欢
It's mine .
是我的错
I've run over that night over and over in my head, and I keep coming back to one thought.
我在脑海中一遍遍地回想 有个念头挥之不去
I should've caught the die and not let you roll it.
我应该接住骰子 不让你扔出去
I failed to do that and we all suffered for it.
可我没出手 现在大家都遭罪
But I'm gonna make it up to you.
不过我会补偿大家
What is this?
什么东西
Of all the timelines, this is clearly the darkest, which is why I propose we commit to being evil .
在所有平行空间里 毫无疑问这是最黑暗的 所以我提议 大家都黑化算了
I made us all black goatees out of felt.
我用毛毡为大家做了山羊胡
I suggest you put them on until you're able to grow your own.
建议大家胡子长出来前 先贴这个
From now on, I am evil Abed.
从现在起 我是黑化阿布蒂
We're the evil study group, and we have but one evil goal.
我们是邪恶学习小组 有一个邪恶的目的
Return somehow to the prime timeline, the one that I stopped you from rolling that die, then we destroy the good versions of ourselves, and reclaim our proper lives.
回到主时间线 就是我阻止你掷骰的那个 我们消灭自己的光明镜像 夺回正常人生
Evil Abed.
黑化阿布蒂
- somehow — adv.以某种方法;莫名其妙地;
- mine — n.矿，矿藏;矿山，矿井;地雷，水雷; vt.开采，采掘; 在…布雷; vi.开矿，采矿;埋设地雷; pron.我的;
- propose — v. 建议;提议;求婚;打算;
- commit — vt.犯罪， 做错事;把...交托给;指派…作战;使…承担义务;
- evil — adj.邪恶的;不幸的;有害的;讨厌的; n.罪恶，邪恶; 不幸;
- prime — adj.主要的;最好的;基本的; adv.极好地; n.初期;青年;精华;全盛时期; vt.使准备好;填装; vi.作准备;
As evil Jeff, am I allowed to pull fewer punches with you?
作为黑化杰夫 我能对你更加毒舌点吗
Certainly. - I hate you!
当然可以 -我恨你
Shut up with your sci-fi crap!
闭上你那科幻鸟嘴
I lost my damn arm, and you're making fake beards!
老子连胳膊都没了 你却玩什么假胡子
Goatees.
山羊胡
Evil Troy and evil Abed What's wrong?
邪恶版特哥布弟 怎么了
I don't know.
不清楚
I guess nothing.
没什么
- fake — n.假货;骗子;假动作; vt.捏造;假装…的样子; vi.假装;做假动作; adj.伪造的;