I really made my bones with that last collar, babe.
宝贝 上次逮捕可是战功卓著
Today's the day.
如今时候到了
You woke up with a guard this morning.
清晨你还与保安同床
But tonight, you're going to bed with a detective .
今晚 就能和警探共枕了
Shh...Okay, you get some rest, 'kay?
别说了 多休息一会吧
Probably need it.
昨晚运动可激烈呢
Here's Ben dressed like a dragon .
这张是本打扮成飞龙
Here's me and Abed dressed as Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy.
这张是我扮尼克·诺尔特 阿布蒂扮艾迪·墨菲
Who's Nick Nolte?
尼克·诺尔特是谁
Hey, Abed, can I borrow some change for the water fountain ?
阿布蒂 借我点零钱喝水
Yeah. Here you go.
好 给你
Thank you. - Wait. Change?
谢谢 -啥零钱
Hey, dean. - Hmm?
院长 -怎么
What are you doing?
你这是要干什么
Nothing after lunch.
只剩下午饭没解决了
And I can skip lunch if you want--oh. That.
你想的话我也可以翘掉...哦 你说那事
Keeps tuition down and it saves on water, too.
这样可以压低学费 还能节水
That's because nobody's gonna pay to drink water.
那是因为没人会掏钱喝水
Actually it's a two drink-minimum.
这叫饮水最省化
It'll be reflected in your tuition.
学费会相应降低的
Hey, dean. Thanks for the new digs.
院长 多谢赐 窝
Ah, eh, remember what we talked about?
记得我们怎么说的吗
We have to keep this whole living situation kind of quiet.
你的住宿情况要保密
You know, on the d-low.
绝对保密
Sure, you know, I'm barely there.
知道 再说我也不常住
I'm married to the job.
我的心只属于工作
And to a mannequin leg I found in the boiler room.
还有在开水房找到的那条模特玉腿
Homewrecker.
毁人婚姻
Your first major lab assignment is to construct a terrarium.
你们第一份实验大作业 就是做一个生态箱
Sort of like a diorama.
就跟立体模型差不多
- detective — n. 侦探;警探;私人侦探; adj. 侦查(用)的;
- dragon — n.龙;凶暴的人，凶恶的人;严厉而有警觉 性的女人;
- fountain — n.喷泉，泉水;源泉;
- tuition — n. 指导;(尤指大专院校的)学费;
- barely — adv.仅仅， 勉强;几乎不;公开地;贫乏地;
- married — adj.已婚的，有配偶的;婚姻的，夫妇的;密切结合的; n.已婚者; v.结婚，与…结婚(marry的过去式);
- major — adj.主要的;重要的;主修的;较多的; n.[人类]成年人;主修 科目;陆军少校; vi.主修;
- assignment — n. 任务;布置;
- construct — v. 建造;创建;建筑;修建; n. 概念;构筑 物;结构体;建造物;
You guys have weird reactions to stuff .
你们这群人反应真奇怪
Hey, can I ask you something?
我问你们一个问题
This is unrelated.
跟课业无关
As someone who just finished spending the majority of his life in prison, what happened with legos? They used to be simple.
本人大半辈子都耗在监狱里了 不知道这段时间乐高积木出什么事了 以前都走简洁路线的
Oh, come on, I know you know what I'm talking about.
别装了 你们懂的
Legos were simple.
乐高积木以前很简单
Something happened out here while I was inside.
我蹲号这段时间肯定出过事
Harry Potter legos, Star Wars legos.
哈利·波特积木 星战积木
Complicated kits, tiny little blocks.
超复杂套装 超迷你零件
I mean , I'm not saying it's bad, I just wanna know what happened.
我没有否定这一趋势 就是想闹明白怎么回事
All right, fine.
好吧 当我没说
Your terrariums are due tomorrow.
生态箱明天交
And everyone look across the table at the person in front of you.
大家都看着桌对面 你面前的这个人
That's your lab partner for the rest of the semester .
就是你本学期的实验搭档
Saddle up.
整装待发
Who are these people?
这都是些谁啊
Hello, please, professor King.
你好 金教授
Yes?
什么事
I know you haven't been here at Greendale very long, But, um...We're a study group.
您新来格林德尔 可能还不知道 我们呢 其实是个学习小组It's kind of a thing. We've been through a lot. 我们挺亲密的 共同经历了不少事
You probably heard of the space bus.
您可能听说过太空巴士事件
Paintball.
还有彩弹事件
I had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom, and these are the only guys I've ever told.
爷在飞机厕所里跟艾萨·凯特打过炮 这事只跟他们说过
Yeah, we're like a family.
对 我们相亲相爱一家人
- stuff — n.东西;材料;填充物;素材资料; vt.塞满;填塞;让吃饱; vi.吃得过多;
- majority — n.多数;成年;
- Complicated — adj.难懂的，复杂的;
- mean — adj.平均的;卑鄙的;低劣的;吝啬的; vt.意味;想要;意欲; n. 平均值; vi.用意;
- partner — n.伙伴;合伙人;配偶; vi.合伙;合股;成为搭档; vt.使合作;与…合伙;
- semester — n.学期;半年;
- Saddle — n.鞍,鞍状物;车座;拖具; vt.承受;使负担;装以马鞍; vi.跨上马鞍;
- airplane — n. 飞机;
We love each other. - Second paintball.
我们很有爱的 -还有彩弹归来战
What is happening at this school?
这破学校怎么回事
I have so many conversations that make no sense.
我要面对这么些疯言疯语
Uh, we'd really prefer to partner up amongst ourselves.
搭档问题我们希望内部消化
I don't care. Go ahead.
管你们呢 去吧去吧
It's not you, it's me.
不怨你 怨我
I'm just trying to protect us both from more pain down the road.
我是为了咱俩好 长痛不如短痛
I may have a developmental disorder .
我好像有发展障碍
I need to catch up on Breaking Bad, so...
我还要追《绝命毒师》 所以
I'm so sorry.
不好意思
I have a developmental disorder.
我有发展障碍
Star Wars, Star Wars. Cool, cool, cool. Hmm.
星战 星战 妙 妙 妙
You understand.
你懂的
You're also, quite frankly, a very weird- looking man.
而且说实话 你长得人模狗样
I don't know you, but I just don't trust you.
我不了解你 但看着就不靠谱
And I don't think I could grow to like you.
多看几眼 仍不顺眼
The point of what I'm trying to tell you, Todd, is that I don't want to be your lab partner.
我说这么多意思就是 托德 我不想跟你做实验搭档
No offense .
无意冒犯
None taken.
不介意
I understand, you wanna be with your friends.
我懂 你想跟朋友一起
Don't tell me what I'm feeling or thinking . It's petty.
我想什么不用你告诉 没品
Good-bye, Todd.
再见 托德
Okay, how are we gonna divide the-- Hey, Todd! Todd, buddy! You passed the test.
好了 咱们怎么分配... 托德 托德 哥们 你通关了
I've been walking my beat a long time, sir.
长官 我已经巡逻很久
A long time.
很久了
I've kept my head down, paid my dues.
我谦虚谨慎 努力奋斗
And, well, I think I'm ready to make detective.
现在 我已经准备好升职为警探了
- amongst — prep.在…之中;在…当中(等于among);
- disorder — n.混乱;骚乱; vt.使失调;扰乱;
- offense — n.犯罪，过错;进攻;触怒;引起反感的事物;
- thinking — adj.思考的;思想的;有理性的;好思考的; n.思考;思想;想法;意见;见解; v.思考(think的现在分词);
- divide — vt.划分;除;分开;使产生分歧; vi.分开; 意见分歧; n.[地理]分水岭，分水线;
You've only been here a month.
你才来一个月
You really haven't done much of anything.
基本啥事也没干
And there's no such thing as security guard detective.
而且压根就没有保安警探这码事
We don't solve crimes.
我们不搞刑事侦缉那一套
We barely prevent them.
就连防范都很少做到
You wanna detect something?
你想侦查点什么吗
Do it on your own time.
那就自己去搞
Maybe I will.
说不定我会的
'"Maybe I will."
说不定我会的
My own words rang in my head like a bell inside a head.
哥这句话如警铃般在脑中响起
Maybe I was crazy.
再或许 我是疯了
Or maybe, just maybe, I was a detective.
又或许 只是或许 我就是当警探的料
Hey. - What?
嘿 -干嘛
Looking for something? - No.
寻寻觅觅呢 -没有
She said she wasn't, but her eyes said otherwise.
她嘴上说没有 眼神却表达相反的意思
She was all dame, legs that went all the way to the bottom of her torso.
她一身贵气 从那双玉腿一路延伸 直至腰肢
The kind of arms that had elbows.
臂膀之上 手肘凸显
Um...Did you just call me in here to stare at me?
你叫我 就是想用眼神瞪死我吗
The way she left, I could tell that somebody-- or something--had really put the scare on her.
看着她离去的步伐 我知道 一定有什么人 或什么事 让她恐惧不已
But what? Why?
但究竟是什么 为什么
Stapler.
是订书机
Was I crazy?
我疯了吗
Or were they somehow connected?
还是说一切都暗中相连
I can't believe it.
真不敢相信
This is the first time there hasn't been a beetle in here.
有史以来第一次菜里没虫子
Should we move outside ? - Uh-huh.
转战室外吧 -嗯
Did you even hear what I said?
你听见我说什么了吗
Uh-huh. - Seriously?
嗯 -真听见了
Is this what it's gonna be like working together?
你就是这么和搭档合作的吗
What?
搞毛
- security — n.安全;保证;证券;抵押品; adj.安全的;保安的;保密的;
- solve — vt.解决;解答;溶解; vi.作解答;
- stare — v. 凝视;盯着看;注视; n. 凝视;
- scare — vt.惊吓;把…吓跑; vi.受惊; n.恐慌;惊吓;惊恐; adj.(美)骇人 的;
- somehow — adv.以某种方法;莫名其妙地;
- outside — adj.外面的，外部的;外来的; n.外部;外观; adv.在外面，向外面;在室外; prep.在…范围之外;
I lost three followers?
我少了三个粉丝
Man, people just can't handle the truth about Ben Sherman's winter collection .
真是 这些人就是不愿接受 宾舍曼冬装系列的真像
Roommates, study group, lab partners.
共处一室 学习组员 实验伙伴
We really are gonna spend all our time together.
咱俩真是无时无刻不在一起啊
How awesome is that?
何其妙哉
Very. You know what else is awesome?
妙哉之至 知道什么事更妙吗
Last night I saw the Hong Kong movie that Kickpuncher is based on.
昨晚我看的那部香港电影 居然改编自《拳拳踢战警》
Yeah, I know, I was there.
我知道 我跟你一起看的
Did you see the scene where Kickpuncher kick-punches 200 guys with one kick-punch?
那你有没有看拳拳踢战警 横扫二白人的那个场景
Yeah. Both of them.
当然啦 都看了
We spend too much time together.
黏得太紧 不幸合体
Jinx.
倒霉
Here's Ben with his cupcake.
这是本拿着他的小蛋糕
And here he is a few seconds later when he was crying because he dropped his cupcake.
这张是一段时间之后 他弄掉了小蛋糕 在哭鼻子
And here he is with another cupcake.
这一张是他拿了一个新蛋糕Oh, oh, wait, these pictures are out of order. 等下 照片排序乱了
That's the same cupcake.
还是刚才那个蛋糕
Oh, Shirley, these pictures are adorable.
雪瑞 这些照片真心萌
And comprehensive .
而且综合全面
But did you know that sugar is like baby meth?
但你知道吗 吃糖的宝宝会过兴奋
That's what my homeopath said.
我的顺势医疗师说的
Well, maybe your gay friend should mind his own business.
让你基友最好少管闲事
'"Forget about the girl," I told myself.
忘记那个女孩 我对自己说
'"Let her go, like a lobster claw letting go of a small balloon for lobsters."
忘记她 如同龙虾松开爪 将爪中的小气球放飞
Still, I had a hunch.
我还是预感的
Hmm. A matchbook.
安全火柴
- handle — n.[建]把手;柄;手感;口实; vt.处理;操作;运用;买卖;触摸; vi.搬运;易于操纵;
- collection — n.采 集，聚集;[税收]征收;收藏品;募捐;
- comprehensive — adj.综合的;广泛的;有理解力的; n.综合学校;专 业综合测验;
- claw — n.爪;螯，钳;爪形器具; vi.用爪抓(或挖); vt.用爪抓(或挖);
- balloon — vi.激增;膨胀如 气球; n.气球; vt.使像气球般鼓起;使激增; adj.像气球般鼓起的;
Something about it seemed clue-y.
这玩意似乎暗含线索
'"Arizona Matchbook Company."
亚利桑那火柴公司
Arizona.
亚利桑那
Arizona backwards is still arizona!
亚利桑反转过来还是亚利桑那
It's a palomino!
惊世发现
Maybe I was crazy...
或许我太疯癫
Or maybe I was finally sane.
或许只是世人看不穿
Why does this guy keep staring at me?
镜中人为什么盯着我
Britta. What are you doing here?
布雷塔 你来这儿干嘛
Oh, I was just getting some air.
我就是出来透透气
Me too. And wondering something.
我也是 心里有事
I was wondering something, too.
我心里也有事
Tell me. - No, you first.
跟我说说 -不 你先吧
I was wondering, what would it be like if we were partners? - What's going on here?
我寻思着 不如咱俩 -做拍档怎么样 -你们干什么呢
Were you thinking of changing partners?
你们在商量换拍档吗
Who's thinking of changing partners?
谁在想换拍档啦
Were you gonna bail on me?
你们这是要背弃我吗
No. No one here is thinking of changing partners.
不是的 没人要换拍档
No, sir.
真没有 长官
I am!
我想换
While he was spying, I found a turtle.
他刚刚潜行狙击时 我抓到只乌龟
It's not fair that I should be the only one here saddled with a total waste of space loser.
太不公平了 凭什么把这个 占地还多余的废柴推给我呢
No offense, Todd. - None taken.
无意冒犯 托德 -不介意
Why should you all get the exact partner you wanted?
凭什么你们就可选到称心如意的搭档
That's right.
说得对
It's totally not fair that we saddled Pierce with Todd.
把托德推给皮尔斯太不公道了
We should probably choose partners again.
我们应该重选拍档
I mean, just to be fair.
公平起见嘛
So it's agreed. Let's go to the study room and deal with this Todd problem once and for all.
这么说大家都同意了 那么去学习室 把托德纠纷彻底解决了吧
Okay.
好的
- finally — adv.最后;终于;决定性地;
- fair — adj.公平的;美丽的，白皙的;[气象]晴朗的; adv.公平地;直接地; 清楚地; vi.转晴; n.展览会;市集;美人;
- exact — adj.准确的，精密的;精确的; vt.要求;强求;急需; vi.勒索 钱财;
- Pierce — v. 穿透;扎;刺破;穿过; n. 皮尔斯;
- deal — vt.处理;给予;分配;发牌; vi.处理;讨论;对待;做生 意; n.交易;(美)政策;待遇;份量;
Um, did you want me to come?
我要不要一起去
Um, it's called "The Todd problem."
都说了是 托德纠纷
Okay, we just have to come up with a fair way to decide who is gonna be stuck for an entire semester with this... Random .
好吧 我们要以公平公正公开的方式 为这学期寻找这...意外产物的 最终归宿
This, uh...non-grouper.
这位 非学习小组成员
No offense, Todd.
无意冒犯 托德
None taken. I'm happy to work with whoever .
不介意 我和谁合作都好
There's only one way to decide this fairly .
公平的方法只有一个
We go boy-girl, boy-girl.
男女搭配 干活不累
But everyone has to have a different hair color.
但是要挑发色不一样的异性
And be from a different High School.
还得是从不同高中来的
And be a different race.
还要不同的种族
I guess I'd be with...Britta.
那我就选 布雷塔吧
I guess my--my hands are tied.
我想我别无选择了
The hair color concept intrigues me because it's how I distinguish you anyway .
按发色分类挺吸引我 因为我就是靠发色认你的
But what if we arrange by age, so that way The young people can work while the old people sleep and vice versa.
那按年龄分组怎样 老年青年醒睡轮班倒 反之亦然
Um, I-I was just wondering who you considered old, because I'd like to remind you again that I'm just about the same age as Jeff.
我刚刚在想你怎么定义年老 我得再提醒你一下我跟杰夫可是同龄人
Oh, I was counting Jeff as old, too.
杰夫也算作老年
Oh, well, that's all right then.
那好吧 我没意见
- entire — adj.全部的，整个的;全体的;
- Random — adj.[数]随机的;任意的;胡乱的; n.随意; adv.胡乱地;
- whoever — pron.无论谁;任何人; n.《爱谁谁》(电影名);
- fairly — adv.相当地;公平地;简直;
- concept — n. 观念，概念;
- distinguish — vt.区分;辨别;使杰出，使表现突出; vi.区别，区分;辨别;
- anyway — adv.无论 如何，不管怎样;总之;
- arrange — vt.安排;排列;整理; vi.安排;排列;协商;
- vice — n.恶习;缺点;[机]老虎钳; 卖淫; prep.代替; vt.钳住; adj.副的;代替的;
- remind — vt.提醒;使想起
I just don't understand how my age has anything to-- Oh, for Heaven's Sake , Pierce!
我就不明白了 这事和我年龄到底有毛 苍天啊皮尔斯
I was thinking the thing that would be most beneficial-- You know, for the group-- would be to pair the people with the lowest GPAs with the highest.
我正在想 最有利的方法就是 你们懂的 为了小组好嘛 就是按成绩高低配对
Hmm. Interesting.
有意思
The highest carrying the lowest?
高分带低分吗
I can see how you might want that.
我可知道你的狼子野心
You know what, Annie?
你知道个屁 安妮哔 哔 哔 哔 哔 Pew, pew, pew, pew, p--
Wait, no. Pew, pew, pew, pew.
数错了 哔 哔 哔 哔
Does anyone else have kids?
谁家里有小孩
Because I have a gorgeous little newborn that I'd like to get-- Oh, perfect!
我家漂亮宝宝刚出世 我想先回 好极了You'll enjoy talking to Shirley about her kids. 你就和雪莉唠叨育儿经吧
Uh-uh, don't go trying to pawn Todd off on me.
休想把托德推给我
Again, none taken.
再次表示不介意
Guys, our terrariums are due tomorrow and it's already nine.
伙计们 生态箱任务明天就得交 现在都九点了
Okay, let's make this simple and do it like student housing .
好吧 速战速决 用学生分寝室的方法
Everyone write down their lab partner preferences From one to eight.
每个人写下自己梦中拍档 从一到八按次排序
Abed, you're a computer.
阿布蒂 发挥人肉计算机功能
You figure out a way to put us in our optimal pairings.
你来算出解决方法把我们最佳配对
And before you all go putting Todd down last, Don't forget he comes with a turtle.
别急着把托德排最末 友情提示 他和乌龟捆绑销售
You're halfway done.
有了他 作业胜利有望
How does that sound ?
这个方法怎么样
Somebody wake up Pierce.
谁帮个忙 皮尔斯叫醒
Hello, Arizona Matchbook Company.
你好 亚利桑那州火柴盒公司
- Sake — n.目的;利益;理由;日本米酒;
- housing — n.房屋;住房供给;[机]外壳;遮盖物;机器等的防护外壳或 外罩;
- figure — n.数字;人物;图形;价格;(人的)体形;画像; vi.计算;出现;扮演角色; vt.计算;认为;描绘;象征;
- sound — vt.听(诊);测量，测…深;使发声;试探;宣告; n.声音，语音;噪音;海峡;吵闹;听力范围;[医]探条; adj.健全的，健康的;合理的;可靠的;有效彻底的; adv.彻底地，充分地; vi.听起来;发出声音;回响;测深;
I had to get some answers.
我得找到一些答案
And I needed answers like a fish needs a bicycle
我渴望答案 如鱼渴望脚踏车
a lot.
极其渴望
Hello? Hello?
你好 你好
Yeah, I am, uh, interested in your matchbooks.
喂 我对你们的安全火柴很感兴趣
Yes, would you like to place an order?
好的 请问你想下订单吗
I had to think fast.
必须当机立断
Yes. - Get away from my desk.
好的 -离开我的桌子
I'll call you back.
回头打给你
You've been walking around campus asking people weird questions and then staring at them While slightly moving your lips?
你有没有在校园里到处转悠 神叨叨探人口实死盯盯目露精光 一边不动嘴皮子地念念有词
I had to think fast.
我必须当机立断
No.
没有
Ben...I think this job might be getting to you.
本 我觉得你是工作过劳
I think you need to take some time off.
你回家歇着吧
Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
你存心想赶我走 是吗
Very much so. Yes.
没错 就是
All right, yep.
好了 搞定
According to my system , Annie's gonna be with Shirley.
根据我的运算系统 安妮和雪莉一组
Pierce is with me. Troy is with Britta.
皮尔斯和我一组 特洛伊和布雷塔一组
And Jeff is with Todd.
杰夫和托德一组
Okay, let's get to work.
好了 大家开工吧
Uh, wait. Um, how did I end up with Todd?
稍等 我怎么会和托德分一组
I mean, no offense, but he wasn't exactly at the top of my list.
我是说 无意冒犯 但他并非我的首选
None taken.
不介意
It's what the algorithm dictated.
算法运行结果如此
And we're just supposed to trust your algorithm?
你的算法信得过吗
You're questioning my algorithm?
你质疑我的算法吗
Not necessarily . Is your algorithm above questioning?
倒也未必 你的算法无可质疑吗
Not necessarily.
倒也未必
Will you just tell us how you chose?
透露一下配对原则吧
I used the ballots to rank everyone by popularity.
我依据得票数 将大家按人缘排序
And I put the most popular with the least popular.
再按人气高低配对
- campus — n.(大学)校园;大学，大学生活;校园内的草地;
- According — adj.相符的;一致的;相应的;和谐 的;调和的; adv.依照;根据;按照; v.给予(accord的现在分词);使和谐一致;使符合;使适合;
- system — n.制 度，体制;系统;方法;
- necessarily — adv.必要地;必定地，必然地;
- rank — n.排;等级;军衔;队列; adj.讨厌 的;恶臭的;繁茂的; vt.排列;把…分等; vi.列为;列队;
I figured it would maximize each partnership's audience appeal .
我推断 异极相吸使引力最大化
Oh, I-I see.
哦 我明白了
So I was number one, and he was obviously number eight.
这么说我是人气王 因为他显然是最末
No offense, Todd.
无意冒犯 托德
You and Todd were four and five.
你和托德分列四五名
I was four?
我才第四名
Todd was four. - I was five?
第四名是托德 -我第五
Well, that's insane!
这个世界太疯狂了
We don't even know him.
我们都不认识他
He's a stranger.
和他形同陌路
Please, Jeff. It has feelings.
注意 杰夫 走兽花草也有情
Wait, so we all know Annie was number one, because she'd do all the work.
慢着 这下安妮就是第一了 因为她会包揽所有工作
And Shirley was her partner, so...
雪莉是她的搭档 这么说
But that means-- so you all put-- I just worked it out.
也就说明 你们都没投 我想明白了
I'm more popular than someone!
我的人缘终于不是垫底了
Getting the matchbooks shipped to me the same day wasn't easy.
让所有安全火柴当天到货并非易事
I had to pay the company money.
我还得给火柴公司付钱
I used Nunez's card.
我刷的是努内兹的卡
He'd thank me at the detective awards.
获颁警探奖时 他会感谢我的
Somewhere, somehow, I was gonna find what I was looking for.
无论如何 我定要找出个中真相
Holy Mary, mother of god.
圣主玛利亚
Was I crazy?
我是疯了吗
Or was I on the verge of something?
还是濒近了真相
My mind reeled with thoughts.
思绪萦绕在我的脑海
Voices. Stand-up premises.
人声嘈杂 线索错综
Why don't they just make tires out of pavement so you can drive on anything? What's up with buttons?
为什么不建造轮行道 好方便大家的滑行 为什么按钮无处不在
What would happen if Nicholson was a gynecologist?
如果尼克松是妇科医生会怎样
There was something there.
有线索了
I need a notepad.
到; 我去拿记事本
- audience — n.观众;听众;读者;接见;正式会见;拜会;
- appeal — n. 上诉;吸引力;申诉;魅力; v. 上诉;呼吁;申 诉;恳求;
- Holy — adj.圣洁的，神圣的;至善的; n.神圣的东西; (俚)太棒了;
- happen — vi.发生;碰巧;偶然遇
Maybe a blazer.
或许再来件运动夹克
Honey , I-I-I don't know when I'll be home.
亲爱的 什么时候回家真没准
How could you guys hate me more than Pierce?
你们怎能嫌我超过皮尔斯呢
Or anything more than Pierce?
怎能嫌任何人超过皮尔斯呢
Thin ice, Shirley.
见好就收啊 雪莉
My friends and I are not gonna let you drive a wedge between us.
我们革命战友可绝不会 中你的反间计
Shirley has a point.
雪莉说得有道理
This list stinks like a butt convention .
这排名比双边会议还挫
How else could you explain Troy being so unpopular?
不然特洛伊怎么没人缘
Uh, I think I was the popular one in our pairing.
咱俩相吸 我高你低
Oh, Troy.
特洛伊真好
Fine, why don't I just go work with Todd?
我这么讨人嫌 干脆和托德配对算了
Hey, that's cool, whatever gets this project done.
只要项目能做完 我没意见
Oh, wow, what a great guy.
看人家多圣母啊
I can see why all of you like him so much more than me.
怪不得比我讨人喜欢
Jeff, maybe it's just that no one wants to carry you all year.
杰夫 或许大家只是不想总和你结对
Gee, you're right, Annie, it's not personal .
说得好 安妮 对事不对人
I mean, it's not like people really like you.
大家也不是真的喜欢你
You're just a good grade in a tight sweater.
你只就是分数高 人风骚
You're just a bad grade in a tight sweater.
你也就是分数低 爱搅基
And who the hell are you always texting?
你妹的总忙着和谁发短信啊
Everyone you know is here.
你熟人也就这么几个
Okay, let's all just take a breath-- Don't get your number four stink on this, Todd.
好吧 大家都消消气 少显摆你的第四名 托德
Okay, let's focus .
我们就事论事
We're all the same people we were 12 hours ago.
12个钟头之前 我们还一切正常
- Honey — n.蜂蜜;宝贝;甜蜜; adj.甘美的;蜂蜜似的; vt.对…说甜言蜜语;加蜜使甜; vi.奉承;说甜言蜜语;
- convention — n. 习俗;惯例;协定;常规;
- being — n.存在;生命;本质;品格; adj.存在的;现有的;
- project — vi. 设计;计划;表达;投射; vt.设计;计划;发射;放映; n.工程;计划;事业;
- personal — adj.个人的;身体的;亲自 的; n.人事消息栏;人称代名词;
- hell — n.地狱;究竟(作加强语气词);训斥;黑暗势力; vi.过放荡生活;飞驰; int.该死;见鬼(表示惊奇、烦恼、厌恶、恼怒、失望等);
- focus — n.焦点;中心;清晰;焦距; vt.使集中;使聚 焦; vi.集中;聚焦;调节焦距;
Maybe we should just revert to our original pairings.
或许我们该回归初始配对
But I thought you didn't want to carry Jeff.
你不是不想带杰夫吗Oh, you just don't want to work with Shirley. 那就是不想和雪莉合作
You too, brute?
你也这么对我 真是小人
It's just... You're a creationist!
只是 你是有神论者
What? - You're so religious .
什么 -你信教太深
How are you gonna do science experiments if you don't even believe in science?
你连科学都不信 怎么做得好科学实验呢
Just because someone's religious doesn't mean they have a problem with science.
信教并不意味着 不通教化
And certainly, if an Introductory Biology course at a community college can refute 2,000 years of miracles--
毋庸置疑 区区一个社区大学的生物学导论课怎可驳倒上下2000年的神迹传说
And what about Britta?
布雷塔又好到哪里去
She's not gonna dissect anything.
她不肯解剖动物
Fine, you got me, I won't dissect anything with a face.
好吧 被你说中了 我不忍解剖有头有脸的生物
What about worms?
那蠕虫呢
Do they have tiny little faces?
虫虫也有小脸的吧
This is why you're the stupidest!
怨不得说你最傻
If loving worms is stupid, I don't wanna be smart.
如果爱虫虫也叫傻 我甘愿不要聪明
It is, and you can't be.
是很傻 你也变不聪明
Guys, I just figured it all out.
同志们 我大彻大悟了
Pierce, wake up, Jeff is gonna heal us.
皮尔斯醒醒 杰夫又要妙语仁心了
We have been looking at this totally wrong.
我们的理解全都错了
There's no way I'm unpopular.
我不可能人缘差
One of you monsters just put me last in a petty attempt to humble me.
有个促狭混蛋把我排在最后 存心要我难堪
I just had a terrible nightmare that Jeff was a pompous ass.
下气; 我刚做了个噩梦 梦见杰夫傲慢犯浑来着
- original — n.原件;原作;原物;原型; adj.原始的;最初的;独创的;新颖的;
- religious — adj.宗教的;虔诚的;严 谨的;修道的; n.修道士;尼姑;
- Biology — n.(一个地区全部的)生物;生物学;
- course — n.科目;课程;过程;进 程;道路;路线，航向;一道菜; vt.追赶;跑过; vi.指引航线;快跑;
- community — n.社区;[生态]群落;共同体; 团体;
- heal — vt.治愈，痊愈;和解; vi.痊愈;
- attempt — n.企图，试图;攻击; vt.企图，试图;尝试;
- humble — adj.谦逊的;简陋的;(级别或地位)低下的;不大的; vt.使谦恭;轻松打败(尤指强大的对手);低声
Also Todd was there.
托德也在旁边
Uh, no offense, Todd.
无意冒犯 托德
I'd poked my nose where it didn't belong.
我触及了不可告人的秘密
Someone--or something-- had sent me a message.
他她它 向我发出了警告
Veronica.
维罗妮卡
It was my fault she had gotten mixed up in this.
她不该牵扯进来 都是我的错
Uh-uh, Todd.
别想开溜 托德
Pretty sure I heard a fire alarm .
我确信听到了火警
Nobody's going home until we see those ballots.
看到票数统计之前 谁也别想走
See the ballots? Are you crazy?
查看票数统计 你疯了吗
I say let's lay our cards on the table and see what everyone really thinks of each other.
要我说 我们集体摊牌 看看大家都是怎么看待彼此的
Get behind me, Abed.
躲到我身后 阿布蒂
Jeff, stop it!
杰夫 够了Pass! - Give it to me! No, get back, get back! 接着 -给我 退后 别过来
I am doing this for all of us.
我这么做是为了大家好
Oh, no, she's got her marijuana lighter.
不 她祭出了大麻打火机
Don't!
不要啊
Noooo! The turtle is in there!
不要啊 乌龟还在里面呢
Oh, my god, I am so sorry!
天啊 我错了
What is wrong with you people?
你们这是什么毛病
I thought you were supposed to be friends!
我还以为你们是朋友呢
I thought you were supposed to love each other!
我还以为你们相亲相爱呢
Your love is weird.
相亲诡异
And toxic!
相爱有毒
And it destroys everything it touches!
你们的爱能摧毁一切所及之物
I no longer care about grades.
我不在乎成绩了
Or biology.
也不在乎生物课
Or finally graduating from college, Like I promised my dying father.
不在乎能否毕业 也不打算再遵守 父亲弥留时自己许下的承诺
I'm going home.
我要回家了
I'm gonna hold my wife and my child close.
和老婆孩子相亲相爱
And I am gonna finally take my insulin shot!
而且我要开始打胰岛素了
Offense taken.
我介意
- terrible — adj.可怕的;很糟的;令人讨厌的; adv.很，非常;
- nightmare — n.恶梦;梦魇般的经历; adj.可怕 的;噩梦似的;
- Pretty — adj.漂亮的;可爱的;优美的; adv.相当地;颇; n.漂亮的人;
- alarm — n.闹钟;警报，警 告器;惊慌; vt.警告;使惊恐
Offense taken.
我很介意
Well, he is right about one thing.
好吧 他至少说对了一件事儿
You're all terrible people.
你们都糟透了And I don't care about this stupid assignment. 我也不在乎这破作业了
I'm going home.
我也要回家了
No, I'm not, I'm going to biology class.
我就算了 该去上生物课了
It starts in 15 minutes.
还有十五分钟就开始
And enventually, this caterpillar will come out
of its cocoon. And then-- 嘣 嘣 Pop, pop! 最终这个毛毛虫 会从它的茧里面钻出来 之后
Nice work, you two.
合作不错
You know they're laughing at you, right?
你知道他们是在笑你 对吧
I mean, that's my theory .
这是我的一家之言
Now, super group.
现在该你们了 无敌组合
I can't help but notice a sorry lack of terrariums.
我不禁注意到 你们都没带生态箱
We didn't have time to finish.
我们没来得及完成作业
Here's mine .
我完成了
When did you even have time to do that?
你什哪来时间做完的呀
You're pathological.
你非人类吗
It's too late for flattery.
现在恭维 为时已晚
Professor, obviously this isn't working out.
教授 很明显这行不通
You're just gonna have to put us with our original lab partners.
我们真心求实验原配
All right? - I don't have to do anything.
可以吗 -我不打算插手
Not after you broke my boy Todd.
更别说你们伤害了我的托德
That man called me crying this morning.
今早上那男人给我打电话 哭诉啊
You know he fought in Iraq, right?
伊拉克参战 都未有泪轻弹
We had a name for people like you in prison.
在监狱里 说你们这种人有句行话
We called you "The mean clique."
叫做 排外小帮派
But I have a solution .
但我有个解决方法
All seven of you will share a microscope , one bench, and one grade that I will average .
你们七个人就共用一个显微镜 一张板凳 全组 算平均分
Everyone else gets their own stuff.
其他同学照常计分
- theory — n.理论;原理;学说;推测;
- mine — n.矿，矿藏;矿山，矿井;地雷，水雷; vt.开采，采掘;在…布雷; vi.开矿，采矿;埋设地雷; pron.我的;
- solution — n.解决方案;溶液;溶解;解答;
- share — vt.分享，分担;分 配; vi.共享;分担; n.份额;股份;
- microscope — n. 显微镜;
- average — n.平均;平均数;海损; adj.平均的;普 通的;通常的; vt.算出…的平均数;将…平均分配;使…平衡; vi.平均为;呈中间色;
So can we get an extension on the first assignment?
第一个任务有附加分吗
No. You all fail .
不 一组全挂
Oh, my god.
哦 天啊
How did this happen?
这是怎么回事
And did I miss the firemen?
消防队员已经走了吗
Dean, the explanation is simple.
院长 答案很简单
It's all connected.
多有联系 线索汇集
A web of conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of Arizona.
一张阴谋之网已经张开 所有证据都指向亚利桑那的上北
All...Right.
好吧
Hey, somebody's been squatting in the utility closet.
看来储物间一直有人在住
There's a hot plate back there, thousands of matches, I mean, we're looking at dozens of major health and fire code violations.
放了个个平底锅 还有好多火柴 这下可一并破坏了 劳工安全准则和防火条例
I think we're gonna have to get the police involved.
我觉得应该要求警方介入
And that's when it hit me.
这个当口 我顿时醒悟
I was in really big trouble.
原来我有大麻烦了
Dean.
院长
Dean?
院长
Oh, uh...No.
哦 不
No need to get the cops.
没必要找警察来
With a conspiracy this big, they're probably involved.
阴谋如此之大 警察也逃不了干系
What? - What Chang says Makes a lot of sense, and, um...
什么 -昌说的 还是很有道理的
Okay, you know what? I quit .
好吧 我辞职
I mean, I can deal with the not getting paid, but I draw the line at you enabling this man.
你可以不给我发薪水 但和他共事却是万万不能
I mean, I'm seriously concerned that he's mentally ill.
我真觉得他有精神病
And--and it's not funny at all. It's scary.
一点儿都不好笑 太惊悚了
The top of Arizona... - I needed to know more
亚利桑那的 上 北 -我需要知道更多的事情
Was it a very high mesa? - About those firemen.
经了结的; 难道那里地势很高 -至于那些消防队员
- extension — n.延长;延期;扩大;伸展;电话分机;
- fail — vi.失败，不及格;破产;缺乏;衰退; vt.不及格;使失望; 忘记;舍弃; n.不及格;
- utility — n.实用;效用;公共设施;功用; adj.实用的;通用的;有多种用途的;
- plate — n. 碟;金属板;金属牌;感光底片; vt.电镀;给…装甲;
- code — n.代码，密码;编码;法典; vt.编码;制成法典; vi.指 定遗传密码;
- quit — vt.离开;放弃;停止;使…解除; vi.离开;辞职;停止; n.离开;[计]退出; adj.摆脱了…的;已
Or was it a state of mind? - Were they ethnically diverse ?
或是意料之外 想象之州 -民族多样吗
Either way, I was going...
不管怎样 我还是要
Did they bring a dalmatian?
他们有没有救生犬
To have to climb it. - Could I buy a calendar ?
一步一步往上爬 -能买到纪念挂历吗
Okay, screw this. I-I quit.
好吧 不费话了 我辞职
Well, it seems that Greendale owes you a debt of gratitude .
看来格林德尔欠你一句 多谢保密
How would you like to be the new head of security?
你来接任保安科长怎样
I had to think fast.
我必须当机立断
Yes.
好
I don't know, was I crazy?
我也不知道 我是疯了吗
Or was I just doing right by the school?
还是我只是为校着想
This is awkward , isn't it?
真丢脸 不是吗
You know, I think it's pretty clear What destroyed the balance in our study group's ecosystem.
事实摆在我们眼前 破坏小组生态平衡的罪魁祸首 显而易见
Ranking one person above another.
互相攀比吗
Letting our differences get the bets of us.
对彼此不同缺乏忍让
Racism? - No.
种族歧视吗 -都不是
Todd.
是托德
Todd!
托德
Did you see the head on that guy?
发现那家伙很有搞 头 吗
'"None taken."
不介意 个屁啊
What was wrong with him?
他究竟哪根筋不对
Not to be unchristian, but that boy sucked.
基督徒不好爆粗口 但那笔 真芯2B
I missed this.
同仇敌忾的感觉回来了
And his dumb baby!
还有他的傻宝宝
I know! - On and on.
我明白 -继续继续啊
He wouldn't shut up.
他就不能闭嘴吗
These questions are really personal.
这些问题好有针对性
Are you sure this is anonymous?
你确定这是匿名的吗
Yeah, they're just practice evaluations for my psych class.
就是心理学布置的评估作业
All right. Who did a butt?
好吧 谁画了个屁股
- diverse — adj.不同的;多种多样的;变化多的;
- calendar — n. 日历;历法;日程表;挂历; v. 把…记入日程表 中;把…列入表中;为(文件等)作分类索引;
- screw — vt.旋，拧;压榨;强迫; n.螺旋;螺丝钉;吝啬鬼; vi.转 动，拧;
- debt — n.债务;借款;罪过;
- gratitude — n.感谢(的心情);感激;
- awkward — adj.尴尬的;笨拙的;棘手 的;不合适的;
- balance — n.平衡;余额;匀称; vt.使平衡;结算;使相称; vi.保持平衡;相称;抵销;
- dumb — adj. 哑的，无说话能力的;不说话的，无声音的;
They're boobs. And I don't know.
那是胸大吧 也不知道是谁画的
Take it again.
再做一份
All right.
好吧
Somebody drew a penis.
有人还画了个老二
Oh! And another penis.
哦 又是一个老二
Penis, penis, penis. Very mature , guys.
老二 老二 你们二到啥程度了
I didn't draw a penis. - Me neither.
我没画老二啊 -我也没画啊
Yeah, these are all normally filled out tests.
这些问卷填写的很规范啊
Ha ha! Gotcha!
耍到你们了
This was also a test, and you all penised.
这确实是一个测试 你们都老二了
Passed.
通过了
Maybe I need to take one.
或者我也应该做一下
A test. Not a penis.
是做测试 不是做老二
- mature — v. 成熟;长成;(情感和认识)成熟;有判断力; adj. 明白事理的;成熟的;像成人似的;发育完全的;
- normally — adv.正常地;通常地，一般地;