S02E20 — Don't forget, Greendale, it's the last day to sign up for the spring semester...

Don't forget, Greendale, it's the last day to sign up for the spring semester elective.

格林德尔学子们 别忘了 今天是春季学期 选修课报名的最后一天

Horseback riding! Water skiing! Fencing!

骑马 滑水 击剑 任你选择

Those are just a few classes we can afford to offer if enough people pay to learn hopscotch.

要是有足够的人交费学跳房子 我们也能考虑开课Oh, they've got a class on how to write jokes. 还有学写笑话的选修课呢

Oh, don't take that.

千万别选

I dropped it after the lesson on setups.

才讲到 构思 我就退课了

The professor is so old...

带课教授实在太老了

So many classes.

选修课忒多了

I don't know what to choose.

挑花了眼

I'll give you the same advice my father gave me the night I lost my virginity.

我要告诉你我破处那晚 我父亲给我的忠告

'"Just pick one.

随便选一个就好

They all cost the same."

反正价钱都一样

You could always take "The Actor Inside" with me and Troy.

你也可以跟我和特洛伊 一起选 戏如人生 这门课

How'd you get dragged into that one?

她给了你什么好处啊

Our dance teacher encourages us to take acting classes to tap into our emotional cores, So troy and I both decided to take it together.

我们的舞蹈老师总鼓励我们上演戏课 来发掘自己内心的情感 我和特洛伊准备一起选

Hmm. Foosball was full?

桌上足球课人满了吗

I'm on the wait list.

我在等人退课

Don't give up.

别放弃

I was on the wait list for this media class for a year and a half and I finally got in.

我等人退这门传媒课 等了一年半 最终选上了

'"Who indeed: a critical analysis of television's who's the boss?"

究竟是谁 批判性分析 电视剧《谁主乾坤》

The professor of this class is the author of this book.

这门课的教授正是本书作者

We got him? - I know.

竟然是他 -可不是嘛

So what are you taking, Jeff?

杰夫 你准备选什么

Well, while you knuckleheads are expanding your minds and souls, I'll be expanding my liver in "Italian wine tasting."

在你们这些白痴 一个劲充实心灵的时候 我要在 品酒意大利 课上 充实下我的肝脏

Oh! Molto bene!

够带劲啊

I'm taking that one, too.

我也要上这门课

Hmm. How do you say "Ha ha" in Italian?

意大利语的 鄙视你 怎么说

I'll look it up.

我查一下

Come on, Jeff, it'll be fun. I can give you pointers.

肯定会很有趣的 杰夫 我能给你指导

Pierce , I was a lawyer at a top-tier law firm .

皮尔斯 我在顶级律师事务所上班那会

When I wasn't shielding the wealthy from justice , I was drinking their finest wines.

除了为达官贵人开脱罪名 就是在品他们的顶级佳酿

I assume you have your own wine cellar.

看来你有自己的酒窖吧

Pierce does.

皮尔斯就有

And it's, "Ha ha!"

查到了 是 BS

Anyone can have a cellar.

酒窖谁都能有

It's what's in it that counts.

关键要看酒窖里放的什么酒

Pierce's has a special gym with swings and saddles.

皮尔斯的特设健身房还有秋千马鞍神马的

Uh, we don't--we don't discuss the special gym.

哪有什么健身房 别乱说

Uh, attention, please. Attetion, please.

大家请注意 大家请注意

All elective forms must be in by the end of the day.

请于今天之前上交 所有选修课申请表

Oh, nice job, Manuel Welsh.

说得真棒 曼努尔·威尔士

And good news. There's still plenty of room in my P.A. Announcements class.

插播一则好消息 我的 公共广播通知课 还有很多空位哦

Just ten bucks an hour.

学费一小时只要十块钱

■ ■ ■ ■ You're taking this, too?

你也选这门课吗

Hell , yeah.

必须滴

Got drunk ladies, fancy bathrooms, and a room full of free coats.

有醉酒美女 豪华洗手间 还有外套随便拿

Sorry I'm late, man.

抱歉来晚了 兄弟

I brought you a present .

我给你带了点礼物

From before your chin dimple filled in.

那会儿您的下巴窝还没长成肉疙瘩呢

Uh, excuse me.

麻烦让一下

So sorry.

打扰哦

Wow.

正点啊Who is the dumpling with the nice asian pair? 好一个秀色可餐美娇娘 东方胸器

That's the first time sexism has made me hungry, But she is something.

你这意淫有水平 哥听着都饿了 但她确实很辣

I fear I may have to let her see me nude.

恐怕我得对她裸裎相见了

I might have to take a shot myself.

不劳你动手 爷亲自上

What's so funny?

你笑什么

Well, why would a woman want a Plymouth on cinder blocks when she could have a testarossa, 500 horsepower with a six-speed stick?

500马力的六速法拉利在手 根 基雄厚 哪个女人还会愿意 上 老爷车 体验 肉加磨 呢

'Cause my stick is ribbed for her pleasure.

我的 手杆 可是螺纹嵌丝 质感非凡哦

I think those are wrinkles.

那不是螺纹是皱纹吧

Let that breathe.

您老悠着点吧

Lingering scent, full body, perfect nose.

馨香萦绕 脂凝体丰 国色天香

Very nice wine.

的确是好酒

I was talking about you.

我是说你

Jeff Winger.

我是杰夫·翁格

Wu Mei Hong Long.

我是赤蛟吴梅

Oh, what a lovely name for a lovely...

美人还需好名配

Uh, not interested.

我对你没兴趣

Please take weird haircut, stupid grin, and go sniff another dog's ass.

这种蛋疼发型 和傻逼笑脸 还是用来奉承别人吧

Hmm hmm, the red dragon ordered a number 37 with a side of pork-fried snap .

红龙辣妹 天使面庞 蛇蝎心肠

When you get up close, she's very homely.

的)对儿; 这妞近看有点委婉

This is gonna be fun.

这一定很有意思

I can't wait till we choose stage names.

我等不及要选艺名了

Which do you think is better?

你觉得哪个名字好

Trevor St. Mcgoodbody or David?

肌肉美男还是大薇薇

I don't think you have to worry about stuff like that.

你看你 净想这些个没用的

This class is more about introspection.

这门课的主题在于内省

Drag.

杯具

Less of a drag.

貌似还有救

Quiet!

都闭嘴

Form a trust circle around me and sit on the floor.

环绕我席地而坐 围成信任之环

A trust circle?

啥子环

It's just a circle.

就是一圆圈

It's a circle. Sit down.

围圈 坐下

Acting is revealing, expression .

表演关乎发掘 关乎表达

When we release pain, We become visible to each other, And that is an actor's job.

当我们释放痛苦时 人与人之间便有了共鸣 这就是演员的职责所在

That and, you know, pretending to be other people.

除此之外 务必谨记 要置身物外 超乎本体

Let's start with you.

从你开始

Access and share with us a profoundly deep and painful memory.

跟我们讲述和分享 一段刻骨的痛苦回忆

I'm on the playground.

我当时在操场上

Stop taunting me!

不许笑我

I just want to go on the swings!

我只是想荡秋千而已

Good.

说得好

Early childhood is a treasure trove of pain.

谁儿时没体验过成长的痛

That happened this morning.

这是今早的事来着

You're up.

到你了

Me? Um...

我吗

I don't-- I don't think, uh...

其实我认为...

I don't want you to think.

我不是要你 认为

Feel!

用心感受

Go back.

回到过去

Dig in. Emotilize.

深入挖掘

Something hurt you.

一吐为快

I was captain of my high school football team.

我高中时是校足球队队长

It was very hard being popular.

做人难 做名人更难

What a loser.

傻逼

Okay, great. Next person.

好吧 下一个

I've always felt somehow ignored, Almost invisible .

我总觉得自己被人忽视 几乎成了隐形人

Like every time I go to say something, somebody just-- My uncle put his finger in my no-no!

每次我想说点什么的时候 总有人... 我曾经惨遭叔叔爆菊

This--this is where acting begins.

表演之路 每始于此

Welcome to "A critical analysis of who's the boss?"

欢迎来到 《谁主乾坤》批判赏析 课堂

I am Professor Peter Sheffield, and I'd like to begin with a simple question-- Who was the boss?

我是彼得·谢菲尔德教授 我想先问一个简单的问题 谁主乾坤

Yes.

请讲

Angela.

安杰拉

Oh, well! Class dismissed!

大功告成 下课

No, calm down. Calm down.

大错特错 大家安静

I'm sorry, um...

抱歉

Mister...? - Abed.

请问你是... -阿布蒂

The answer is not quite that simple, Mr. Abed.

阿布蒂先生 答案没这么简单

Few are.

问题都是如此

Now, if everyone could please turn to page 12 in my book...

现在 请大家翻开我的书 到第12页

Loser!

傻逼

You really have to finish that whole book by tomorrow?

你真的要在明天之前看完这本书吗

Yeah, but it's a page-turner.

是 不过这不是难事

I'm on the chapter where he traces Tony Micelli's genealogy all the way back to Caesar.

我正读到他顺着托尼·米塞利的家谱 一路追溯到了凯撒大帝头上

Well, it's gotta be better than wine tasting with Pierce.

这总要好过跟皮尔斯一起品酒

He refused to drink pinot noir because he thought it was french for "Black penis."

他拒绝喝黑比诺葡萄酒 因为他认为那是法语黑鸡鸡 的意思

And he's late. Again.

而且今天他又迟到了

It's not your fault.

这不是你的错

It's not your fault.

不是你的错

Thank u.

谢谢

Oh, I'm sure he'll be here.

我保证他肯定会来

He wouldn't miss a chance to pop in and say something offensive .

他才不会放弃插科打诨 口出不逊的机会

One day soon, that man's gonna run out of ways to shock people.

不久后的一天 那老头就会 做出些惊世骇俗之举

Everybody, this is Wu Mei, and we're getting married !

同志们 这位是吴梅 我们要结婚了

But it's not gonna be today.

但肯定不是今天

So, uh, you're getting married to that beautiful young thing?

这么说 你要跟那位 年轻性感的尤物结婚了

Well, uh, stranger things have happened.

看来 一见钟情 真的应验了耶

No, no, they haven't.

扯 才没应验

You said you guys just met?

你说你们是刚认识的吗

Yesterday, after wine tasting class.

昨天 上完品酒课就认识了

I mentioned that her breasts were larger than most Asian women, And, uh, we just got to talking.

我提了一句 说她的胸器 足以傲视全亚洲 然后我们就聊了起来

Turns out Pierce has been to China many times.

结果发现皮尔斯居然多次到过中国

It's the only place to get fireworks that are too dangerous for Mexico.

墨西哥禁放的烟花品种 在中国都能买到

No. I go to visit my factory.

非也 我是去视察工厂

Hawthorne Wipes are the Number One moist towelette in Asia.

霍桑湿巾可是亚洲第一品牌

Anyway , after a few minutes, we both just knew we were meant to be together forever.

几分钟后 我们就明白 我俩定要比翼双飞 一生不变

Or at least until she gets heavy.

要是她发胖了就另算了

And, uh, now we must leave you.

现在 我们得赶紧走了

Many plans to make.

好多事要安排呢

Yes, yes, big plans.

懂得 人生大计嘛

Well, what are we gonna do?

好吧 咱们该怎么办

Plan an engagement party?

要不要开始筹备订婚派对

Are you out of your mind?! This is a scam.

你们脑子没进水吧 这是诈婚好不好

She's after him for his money or a green card or something!

她不是为了钱就是为了绿卡什么的

They seem to really like each other.

可他们看起来很恩爱啊

Yeah, and Pierce married three of his wives after knowing them less than a month.

是吗 皮尔斯的前三任妻子 都是认识不到一月就嫁给他了

Maybe he's just a romantic .

没准人家就是个多情种子呢

Not that you would understand romance.

这种浪漫你可理解不了

Don't preach to me about romance, Annie.

少跟我谈什么浪漫 安妮

I had a three-way in a hot air balloon .

哥也是在热气球上玩过3P的男人

Guess I'll do it myself.

看来只能靠自己了

Want to go? - Mm-hmm.

要不要一起走 -好

Boy, he seems really worked up.

好家伙 看来某人这次真激动了

Hey, don't take on his pain.

别受他那份罪

Tend your own garden.

照顾好自己

I'll see you in class.

咱们课上见

What's going on?

怎么回事

Oh, um, I didn't have a painful experience to share in acting class, so I made up this story about my uncle trying to touch my butt.

在表演课上我没什么痛苦经历可讲 所以我就无中生有 说我叔叔曾经猥亵我的屁屁

Britta's attracted to men in pain.

布雷塔特别喜欢收受伤的男子

It helps her pretend to be mentally healthy.

这能帮她掩盖自己的心理问题

Really? - Yeah.

不是吧 -没错

I hadn't noticed.

我还真没注意到

Troy? Nothing good can come of this.

特洛伊 这样下去没好结果的

Yeah.

是啊

I'll have to think really hard about how to defuse the situation.

我得慎重考虑 避免形势恶化

No, Uncle Lucius!

不要 路修斯叔叔

I don't want to play in the laundry room!

我不想在洗衣房里玩

My emotions!

伤不起啊

My emotions!

伤不起

Actors dismissed.

表演课到此结束

Uh, for homework, drink a glass of cognac in a bathtub.

对了 课后作业是 在浴缸里浅酌一杯科涅克白兰地

Troy, I feel like I'm seeing a whole different side of you.

特洛伊 我感觉看到了 一个完全不同的你

There's just so much darkness.

黑暗往事 不堪回首

And my soul is darkening, And my heart is mad at my kidneys, and...

我的灵魂也阴暗不堪 我的心灵因扭曲的个性而愤怒不已

My mouth...mm!

我的嘴

See you tomorrow?

明天见

Uh, hello.

你好

Oh, hi. I'm glad you could come.

嗨 很高兴你能过来

Please sit.

请坐

I felt like we got off on the wrong foot yesterday, And I wanted to offer you my, uh, other foot.

我感觉咱俩昨儿见面气氛不太好 所以咱们今天就换个气氛

First, let me just say how happy I am for you both.

首先 请允许我祝贺你俩的结合

Your parents must be so excited.

你父母肯定特别高兴吧

Are they coming to the wedding?

他们会来参加婚礼吗

Oh, they would not miss it.

他们绝不肯错过的

My mother will make the customary shark's fin soup, And my father will get drunk and make bad impression of Borat.

我妈妈肯定会按照习俗烹制鱼翅羹 我爸爸肯定会喝得酩酊大醉 像《波拉特》一样丑态百出

Oh, so your parents don't mind having a son- in-law roughly their age?

看到女婿和自己同辈 你的父母也毫无异议吗

No. Pierce is a beautiful, wise man, very gentle soul.

不会啊 皮尔斯英俊睿智 独具绅士风范

Uh, let me tell you that I am a lawyer, so if you need any help at all navigating the whole green card immigration hassle.

我要告诉你的是本人是律师 所以 如果你只是移民申请绿卡受挫 我可以帮忙

I am dual citizen already.

我已经是双重国籍公民了

Oh. Well, if you'd like me to look at the prenup...

这样啊 我可以帮你看一下婚前协议

I assume you have one.

我猜你肯定有的吧

Yes, but my father's lawyers will take care of this.

有啊 不过我爸的律师会负责这个的After all, we must protect our family fortune. 毕竟自己的家产 要多留心呢

Now I'm stumped.

黔驴技穷啊

Excuse me?

您说什么

Uh, it was-- That means it was very nice talking to you.

我是说 很高兴跟你聊天

Oh, okay, if you say so.

好吧 您高兴就好

Okay. - Okay, good-bye.

数)[复数means]; 好 -再见

Why were you grilling her?

你干吗对她刨根问底的

Listen, I'm gonna bust into her apartment .

听着 我要潜入她家一探虚实

Do you have any grappling hooks.

你有钩锚什么的吗

Maybe Pierce finally found his soul mate .

没准皮尔斯最终找到了真爱呢

How can you say those things without any trace of irony?

这种笑话从你嘴里出来 怎么一点讽刺味都没有

That's why they call me irony-free Annie.

所以咱江湖人称 口风好 嘛

Mm, trust me, that's not what they call you.

信我一句 你的江湖称号可不是这个

Yes?

请进

Oh. Mr. Abed. What can I do for you?

阿布蒂先生 有何贵干

I finished your book, Professor, And I've been watching episodes of Who's The Boss?

我把书全看完了 教授 电视剧《谁主乾坤》也看了 一集不落

And I think there's something that you might have overlooked.

我觉得纵观全集 您还是有所疏漏

Mr. Abed, will you look at my wall?

阿布蒂先生 你看到我的墙了吗

Mm-hmm. - What do you see?

看到了 -看到什么了

Photographs. - Of what?

照片 -什么照片

You. - With whom?

你 -和谁照的

Tony Danza, Judith Light, Alyssa Milano, Who's The Boss? Season Three caterer, Gordon "Giddy-up" Galligan.

托尼·丹泽 朱迪斯·赖特 艾莉莎·米兰诺 以及《谁主乾坤》第三季厨师 催人狂魔 高登·加里根

I have studied this show, Mister Abed.

我对该剧集做过系统研究 阿布蒂先生

I am not a fan, I am not a groupie, I am an academic .

我不是粉丝 不是追星族 我是学者When I ask the question, "Who's The Boss?" 当我问道 谁主乾坤 时

It is a rhetorical question.

其实只是个反问句

When I ask the question beyond the question, "What is a boss?"

当我在这问题上再问一句 怎样算主乾坤

I really think it's Angela, because if it's a boss...

我还坚持是安杰拉 因为谁主乾坤...

Enough!

够了

I would like you to leave my room.

我请你离开我的办公室

My mind is open, professor.

我的思想很开明的 教授

It's as open as the door to Mona's bedroom.

正如莫纳的卧室门 对谁都开放

It's a shame yours isn't. - I beg your pardon?

可惜您做不到 -你说什么

You know? I just got a wonderful idea.

有了 我刚刚想到一个好主意

Why don't you teach the next class?

下节课你何不亲自来讲呢

That way you can share your open mind with everybody.

这样你就可以跟大家讲讲你的开明思想了

Cool. Cool cool cool.

很好 很好很好很好

Pchew.

必杀

I couldn't be more touched that you all threw us an engagement party.

我真是感动得无与伦比 谢谢你们举办这个订婚派对

You said if we didn't, you'd slash our tires.

你威胁说要是不办 就扎我们轮胎

She is funny.

她可真幽默

Like Oprah.

就像奥普拉

Oprah's not a comedienne.

奥普拉又不是喜剧演员

No, you are funny, and you are like Oprah.

你很幽默 体态又像奥普拉

Yeah. - What?

没错 -啥米

Thank you.

谢谢

Pierce, I'd like to offer my sincere congratulations.

皮尔斯 请接受我真诚的祝福

It's hard enough to find people you can stand in this life, Let alone someone who's willing to stomach your imminent dementia and present incontinence.

人生漫漫 真爱难寻 对你来说尤其如此 你已然失禁 又即将步入痴呆 甘愿忍受这个的人 绝对凤毛麟角

Thank you, Jeff.

借你美言 杰夫

I just hope she can satisfy me.

但愿她能填平爷的欲壑I'm like an insatiable baboon in the bedroom. 房事方面 我就像一只贪得无厌的狒狒

Don't sell yourself short.

无需自谦

You're a baboon everywhere.

你哪方面都像狒狒

Seems like just yesterday me and Abed dined and ditched here.

我和阿布蒂来这里 吃霸王餐的情景 仍然历历在目

Here, hold this.

拿着这个

Ugh, what is this?

什么玩意儿啊这是

I always carry some spare apps in case the wait staff's racist.

我下馆子都自备开胃菜 以免服务员种族歧视

Where's a napkin?

谁那有餐巾

Uh, here you go.

给你

Oh, thanks.

多谢

Check that out.

快看哪

Hats off to Pierce and the hot red dragon.

皮尔斯和红龙辣妹 夫妻档亮了

Why do you keep calling her that?

为什么一直这么叫她

'"Hong Long" means red dragon.

赤蛟 就是红龙的意思

But that's her middle name.

不过这是她的中名

In china, they put the last name first.

在中国 都是姓在前名在后

I mean, they're nuts over there.

真是吃饱了撑的

Thank you all for coming.

多谢各位赏脸

I know it seems fast, but when you find the right person, you just know it.

我知道大家有点始料未及 但真名天女一旦出现心中便有感应

I know that because I've found the right person seven times.

我都碰到过七次真命天女了 此乃经验之谈

So the drinks are on me, but stick to the crappy stuff.

饮料我请 固体食物免谈I don't want to get corn-holed on the bar tab. 我可不想账单飘红 惨遭爆菊

Pierce, you can't just throw around a term like that.

皮尔斯 这种词可不能口无遮拦

Corn-hole.

爆菊

Corn-hole, corn-hole!

爆菊 爆菊

Pierce! Troy was molested!

皮尔斯 特洛伊被人侵犯过

Cool.

好吧

Troy, we didn't know.

你一直没提起过

Troy, do you need me to recommend a support group?

特洛伊 要不要我发起一个支援团

Hey, he's not a victim .

拜托 别把他当做弱者

You're a survivor.

你是位勇者

Yeah, about that...

说实话...

I wasn't so much "Molested"

我 被侵犯 这件事

as much as I "Made it up."

很大程度上是编造的

what?

什么

We're gonna laugh so hard about this later.

大家一笑而过吧 这事权作茶余谈资

I'd like to propose a toast .

现在我来祝酒

Wu Mei Hong Long, better known as Mei Hong Long Wu, Is not only not a Greendale student, She works for Red Dragon wipes, the number two wipe in Asia, currently attempting a takeover of Hawthorne wipes.

赤蛟吴梅 人称吴梅 红龙 不仅不是格林戴尔在校生 还在亚洲第二湿巾制造企业 红龙公司供职 该公司目前正密谋接管霍桑湿巾公司

So please, raise your glasses to saving Pierce from the clutches of a corporate spy, and to me for being attractive enough to get a girl like her under normal circumstances.

让我们举杯 共同庆祝 皮尔斯免遭商业间谍黑手 另外 也祝福魅力小生在下 不出意外 掳获此等货色不费功夫

Very impressive , Veronica Mars.

不愧是风流倜傥陆小凤

You learned how to use google.

终于学会了善用谷歌

And you learned to fight your physical desire for me.

而你学会欲擒故纵 故作矜持

Oh, stick it.

拉倒吧

You suck .

你个无赖

Wait, wait, wait.

等一下

Record scratch app.

录音提取软件

Where'd everybody go?

人呢

Most people went home.

大多数人都回家了

The rest went with Chang to your place to have a ketchup fight.

剩下的人跟着昌去了你家 要玩番茄酱大战

Oh, jeez, I better get back there before he starts playing monkey drop.

看来还是得早点回家 好阻止他玩猴式蹦极

Don't ask.

莫问

Oh, uh, do you want to come?

你一起来吗

Why would I want to go anywhere with Judas Winger?

我干嘛要跟你这个叛徒一起

You're mad at me? You should be thanking me.

你生我气了 你该谢我才对呀

For what? Ruining my relationship ?

谢什么 谢你棒打鸳鸯吗

What relationship?

什么鸳鸯啊

You just met the woman, and the entire thing was a lie.

你和那女人才刚认识 整件事就是美人心计

She was just using you to get your company in china.

她只是利用你 好侵占你的中国分公司

And I was just using her to get her company in the sack .

我也只是利用她 好搞垮她的公司

People use each other Jeff.

众生攘攘皆为利往

It doesn't mean that there aren't good feelings that go aLong with it.

但两个人互相利用 并不代表 他们就没有真感情

I liked her.

我喜欢她

She was busty.

人间胸器

I thought we had something.

我们之间确有情愫暗生

I was trying to help you.

我只是一心想帮你

I think what you were trying to do is prove that no woman could want me.

我觉得 你费这么多心思 无非是想证明没有女人会喜欢我

Oh, you're here.

你来了

Look, Britta, I'm really sorry.

布雷塔 我很抱歉

Troy, kissing you was a mistake.

吻你是个错误 特洛伊

It will never happen again.

再不会有下次了

Good.

好吧

Before my ex-boyfriend Pablo was arrested for forging church relics, He accused me of only being attracted to a certain kind of guy.

在我前男友帕布罗还没有 因伪造教堂遗迹被捕那会 他曾说过我只会喜欢 某一种类型的男生

It was hard to understand him, though.

不过他这人说话很难懂的

He was pretty huffed up on paint thinners.

劣质酒喝多了 脾气爆的很

Well, maybe someday, you'll fall for someone who's healthy.

也许有一天 你会喜欢上一个健全的人

Someone who, other than his irrational fear of automatic toilets, is normal.

那个他 不会一见自动公厕就心生恐惧 神志失常 一个健全人

Who would like to begin today?

今天谁先来

I would.

我先

With a confession.

首先我要坦白认错

My uncle never stuck his finger in my plop- plop.

我叔叔从来没有爆我菊花

I know. I'm bummed about it, too.

是啊 我自己听着都觉得挫

I'm sorry.

对不起

I...want to be interesting.

我想让自己更有料

I want to fit in with you guys.

想融入你们大家

I want to be able to be an actor.

我想够格成为演员

The pain of not having enough pain is still pain, young man.

苦于自己不够痛苦 这件事本身就是一种痛苦

That may seem like an easy resolution , but...

这事说起容易做来难

we're not writers.

但我们不是作家

We're actors.

而是演员

Story doesn't matter here.

故事在此毫无意义

All that matters is our time in the spotlight.

重要的是我们在聚光灯下 的演艺生命

And so, by all known definitions of the word "Boss," I.E., one with authority over another, in 9 of 11 known possible fields in which one might teach, employ , guide, oversee, and/or otherwise hold dominion,

故藉由词语 一主乾坤 众所周知的释义 亦即拥有相对权威的个体 对于十一选九所得出的 人们或教导 或任职 或引导或监管 再或者统领辖制的已知领域

The empirically provable answer to the question "Who's the boss?" is...

命题 谁主乾坤 经验主义角度下可论证的答案是...

Angela Bauer.

安杰拉·鲍尔

Class dismissed.

下课

Class dismissed!

我说了下课

There's a path you take and a path untaken.

自作孽不可活

The choice is up to you, my friend.

你这是自作自受 哥们

I wonder why Jeff and Abed didn't show?

怎么不见杰夫和阿布蒂

Well, I don't know about Abed, but I'm sure Jeff just found another life to destroy.

阿布蒂我不清楚 但杰夫一定在忙着摧毁别人的生活Are you still thinking about studying acting? 你还在学表演吗

I'm auditioning for professor Garrity's all- black production of fiddler on the roof.

我计划试镜加菲蒂教授的 全黑人卡司版《屋上提琴手》

It's called Fiddla Please.

现定名《箜篌引》

What's she doing here?

她在这里做什么

I asked her to come.

是我请她过来的

I was thinking, maybe you two were meant to be together.

我想通了 或许你们才是天生一对

You're both rude , you're both deceitful and racist, and you both come from moist wipe dynasties.

你们都出言不逊 虚情假意 种族歧视 系出湿巾制造业王朝

I think having that much in common justifies at least one real date.

像这样的有缘人 理应来次正式约会

I guess we could go out to one dinner.

吃顿饭应该还可以

You're paying. - You're dressing slutty.

你买单 -你穿暴露点

Fine.

好吧

How about Mexican?

墨西哥菜行不

How about Thai?

还是泰国菜吧

They're like Chinese Mexicans.

算是中国菜中的墨西哥菜

Hmm, so true. - Mmm.

精辟 -是吧

* it's hard to be Jewish, it's hard to be Jewish It's hard to be Jewish in Russia, yo It's hard to be Jewish, it's hard to be Jewish

犹太佬没混头 犹太佬没混头 在俄国 犹太佬没混头 犹太佬没混头 犹太佬没混头

Hard to be Jewish in Russia, yo Bagels and lox, diamond shops It's hard to be Jewish in Russia, yo Hard to be Jewish, hard to be Jewish

在俄国 犹太佬没混头 烧饼夹肉 钻石店的门楼在俄国 犹太佬没混头 犹太佬没混头 犹太佬没混头

Hard to be Jewish in Russia, yo Someone drop an old testament beat.

在俄国 犹太佬没混头 旧约古韵 百啭千回

Dreidels.

阿弥陀佛