Annie, two gifts?
安妮 两个礼物吗
Thank you.
谢谢
Well, I wanted to get the baby a doll, and since the father might be Andre or Chang, I wanted all ethnic bases covered.
我想送宝宝一个娃娃 鉴于父亲可能是安德烈也可能是昌 我希望照顾到两个人种
So there's a little African-American girl.
所以送了一个非裔女娃娃
And there's a very nice letter from the manufacturer promising to expand their selection .
还有一封来自厂商的友好信件 保证会扩大娃娃的人种范畴
Oh, is everyone enjoying their egg rolls and/or mielie pap-- a traditional maize porridge popular in Ghana?
大家喜欢蛋卷吗 或者是叫麦粒粥 是一种加纳常见的传统玉米粥
Annie, you are aware that baby showers can be race neutral .
安妮 其实婴儿洗礼是不分种族的
Yes, thank you, Annie, for trying to be inclusive, but, um, regardless of any biological happenstance, this baby will be raised by Andre and I.
是的 谢谢 安妮 考虑如此周全 但不管出现何种偶然事件 孩子都由我和安德烈抚养
That's right. And I seem to recall a story about a man named Joseph who happily raised a baby that wasn't his.
没错 这让我想起了 一个名叫约瑟的人的故事他欣然抚养了一个不是己出的孩子
History's greatest chump.
史上最大的蠢蛋
We're talking about Joe Kennedy, right?
我们在说乔·肯尼迪吧
It's cool. If it's mine , I'll be a lovable uncle.
没事 如果是我的孩子 我就当他可爱的叔叔
Okay, a creepy uncle-- final offer.
好吧 变态的叔叔 不能再降档了
This is from me and Troy.
这是我和特洛伊送的
When your child is a lone scavenger in the nuclear wasteland, Clean water will be worth its weight in gold.
当你的孩子成为核荒地 孤独的拾荒者的时候净水就跟黄金一样贵重
- ethnic — adj.种族的;人种的;
- manufacturer — n. 生产商;生产者;制造者;
- expand — vt.扩张;使膨胀;详述; vi.发展;张开，展开;
- selection — n. 选择;选拔;挑选;被挑选的人(或物);
- aware — adj.意识到的;知道的; 有…方面知识的;懂世故的;
- neutral — n. 中立国;(汽车排挡)空挡;中立者;素净色; adj. 中立的;持平的;无 倾向性的;中立国的;
- regardless — adj.不管的;不顾的;不注意的; adv.不顾后果地;不管怎样，无论如何; 不惜费用地;
- recall — vt.召回;回想起，记起;取消; n.召回;回忆;撤消;
- mine — n.矿，矿藏;矿山，矿井;地 雷，水雷; vt.开采，采掘;在…布雷; vi.开矿，采矿;埋设地雷; pron.我的;
Yeah, we wanted to get him a sawed-off shotgun, but those are pretty expensive already.
我们本来是想送短管霰弹枪的 但那玩意现在价格已经贵起来了
Sorry. You people eat this stuff ?
抱歉 你们这种人吃这种东西吗
I've never seen that stuff in my life.
我从来没见过
You know, you really shouldn't say "you people."
你不应该说 你们这种人 这种话
Oh, it's okay.
没事
Pierce was having trouble quitting offensive phrases cold turkey, so we've created a bargaining system .
皮尔斯很难在短期内 改掉那些言辞冒犯的口头禅 所以我们就做出了妥协
We traded "you people" for some of his other favorite phrases.
用 你们这种人 替换他的其他偏爱言辞
Yeah, I really got... Jewish-personed out of that one.
是啊 真是被犹太人摆了一道
Here, open mine. - Thank you.
打开我的 -谢谢
Oh, a cigar cutter, Maxim magazine, and hot sauce .
一把雪茄刀 《马克西姆》杂志 还有辣酱
It's a theme gift.
是主题礼物
Yeah, I believe the theme is "Stuff lying around my apartment ."
是啊 我觉得主题是 我家的东西
Sorry I'm late.
抱歉 我来迟了
Can I get a ni hao up in this hizzy?
大家能对我说声 你好 吗
Why is everyone in this school obsessed with race?
间; 这学校里的人怎么就那么纠结于人种问题呢
- nuclear — adj.原子能的;[细胞]细胞核的;中心的;原子核的;
- pretty — adj.漂亮的;可爱的;优美的; adv.相 当地;颇; n.漂亮的人;
- expensive — adj.昂贵的;花钱的;
- stuff — n.东西;材料;填充物;素材资料; vt.塞满;填 塞;让吃饱; vi.吃得过多;
- Pierce — v. 穿透;扎;刺破;穿过; n. 皮尔斯;
- offensive — n. 进攻;攻势;攻击;侵犯; adj. 冒犯的;得罪人的;无礼的;极其讨厌的;
- system — n.制度，体制;系统;方法;
- favorite — n.幸运儿;喜欢 的事物;特别喜欢的人; adj.最喜爱的;中意的;宠爱的;
- cigar — n. 雪茄烟;
- sauce — n. 酱;调味汁;讨厌的话 (或举动);无礼的话(或举动); v. 给…加滋味;〈俚〉对…说冒昧话;
- theme — n. 主题;主旋律;(学生的)作 文;(句子的)主位; adj. (反映某主题或历史时期的)主题酒馆(或酒吧、餐馆等);
- apartment — n.公寓;房
White-people problems.
白人都这样
Ooh, that looks fun.
看起来不错啊
Oh, Troy, Abed, who was that cute guy that I saw you outside with earlier?
特洛伊 阿布蒂 刚才在门外 跟你们在一起的帅哥是谁
Oh, that's Lukka. That's our new friend.
是卢卡 我们的新朋友
He's in troy's history class. - Oh, yeah, he's awesome.
他跟特洛伊一起上历史课 -是啊 他超赞
He has an accent . He rolls his own cigarettes.
他有口音 自己卷烟
And he plays the same video games as us.
他还玩我们玩的那款游戏
We like him a lot.
我们很喜欢他
So you're not allowed to bone him.
所以不许你睡他
You just guaranteed she'll bone him.
你这么一说 她是睡定他了
Mmm. Ugh, who am I kidding?
我矜持个什么劲
I should be putting this right on my thighs.
应该把这个涂到我的大腿上
■ ■ ■ ■ Watch out, Abed. There's a guy on your six.
小心 阿布蒂 六点钟方向有个敌人
That's why I'm taking out my nine millimeter.
所以我拿出了我的九毫米口径手枪
Please.
得了吧
In my country, we give nine millimeter to little girl for sweet 16.
在我的祖国 九毫米口径手枪 是给小女孩16岁的生日礼物
Try grenade launcher. - Cool.
用榴弹发射器 -好
Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
轻轻搞定啦
Knock, knock.
有人吗
Hey, I was just stopping by.
我就是过来看看
Oh, is this a bad time?
来的不是时候吗
Yeah. - Yeah.
是的 -是的
Gentlemen, it's no way to treat a girl that looks this way.
先生们 不能这样对待美女
Come in.
进来
I'm Lukka. - Britta.
我是卢卡 -布雷塔
Like, uh, Britney Spears.
就像布兰妮·斯皮尔斯
Exactly like Britney Spears.
跟布兰妮·斯皮尔斯一模一样
Hit me with your genie's bottle Rub it all over me Britta was just leaving.
用你的瓶中精灵震撼我 抹遍我的全身 布雷塔要走了
No, no, no, stay.
不不 留下
- outside — adj.外面的，外部的;外来的; n.外部;外观; adv.在外面，向外面;在室外; prep.在…范围之外;
- accent — n.口音;重音;强调;特点;重音符号; vt.强调;重读;带…口音讲话;
- video — n.[电子]视频;录像，录 像机;电视; adj.视频的;录像的;电视的; v.录制;
- lemon — n. 〈非正式〉蹩脚货;[植]柠檬;青柠色; adj. 浅 黄色的;柠檬色的;
- treat — vt.治疗;对待;探讨;视为; vi.探讨;请客;协商; n.请客;款待;
Visit with your friends. I must go anyway .
你跟朋友玩吧 反正我得走了
Oh! - Yes, I'm cooking podvarak.
喔 -是啊 我要做猪肉炖菜
Oh, I've never had that. - I could make for you.
我没吃过 -我可以给你做
Okay, I'll give you my number.
好 我把电话号码告诉你
You are her boyfriends?
你们是她男朋友吗
I love these guys.
我喜欢他们
They make funny with their mouths.
他们能发出好笑的声音
Here you go.
给你
I leave. - Okay.
我走了 -好的
What?
怎么
He asked me out. - You're not allowed.
是他约的我 -不许你这样
Not allowed? - You'll ruin him.
不许我这样 -你会毁了他
I'll ruin him? - Stop repeating.
我会毁了他 -别在重复了
Stop rep...rimanding me, and explain why I'll ruin him.
别...再谴责了 解释一下我为什么会毁了他
Britta, you date guys that we think are cool, and when you decide you don't like them anymore, you tell us horrible things about them that we can never unhear.
布雷塔 我们看上的哥们 你就去约 等你发现自己不再喜欢他们的时候 你就给我们讲他们的坏话 搞得我们都有阴影了
Name one guy I did that with.
举个例子
That one dude, Tall Kyle. - Jeff.
有个家伙 大个凯尔 -杰夫
Jeff? I ruined Jeff?
杰夫 我毁了杰夫?
Oh, you mean Jeff "Nipple play" Winger?
你是说杰夫·玩奶头·翁格
No, as you can see, we're still hanging out with him.
没有 你也知道 我们还在跟他混
How's it going, Jeff?
你怎么样啊 杰夫
Promise me you won't date Lukka, and I'll give you one of these.
答应我别跟卢卡约会 我就给你一件这个
It's a sweatshirt I made for everyone who was part of the paintball adventure last year.
是我做的运动衫 参加去年彩弹射击大冒险的人都有
You should have given me one of those a long time ago.
你早就应该给我一件了
I kicked your asses.
我打得你们屁滚尿流
- anyway — adv.无论如何，不管怎样;总之;
- ruin — n.废墟;毁坏;灭亡; vt.毁灭;使破产; vi.破产;堕落;被毁 灭;
- horrible — adj.可怕的;极讨厌的;
- mean — adj.平均的;卑鄙的;低劣的;吝啬的; vt.意味;想要;意欲; n.平 均值; vi.用意;
- adventure — n. 冒险;奇遇;经历;冒险游戏; v. 探险;以…冒险;大胆进行;闯;
- given — adj.赠 予的;沉溺的;规定的; prep.考虑到; v.给予(give的过去分词);
Don't date lukka.
别跟卢卡约会
'"Hit my genie bottle"?
《瓶中精灵震撼我》
What the--what was that?
唱的是啥啊
Ooh, ooh, Jeff, Jeff, I was, um, hoping you can help me with something?
杰夫 杰夫 我希望你能帮我个忙
Sure. Let's have a look here.
没问题 我看下
Let's see, uh, pieces of paper, stapled together, lot of writing .
一摞纸 钉在一起 上面很多字
I'm afraid this is as far as I can go.
恐怕我只能帮到这个地步
No, no, no, I don't want you to read it, Jeff.
不不不 我不是让你看 杰夫
I want you to help me get Chang to sign it.
我想让你帮我 让昌签了它
It's a little something-something I had an attorney draw up.
这是我让律师起草的 一份小东西
This little something-something is a forfeiture of parental rights.
这个小东西 是亲权的放弃书
Mm-hmm. Better safe than sorry.
考虑周全总比后悔要好
Why do you need me to make Chang sign away his hypothetical baby?
你为什么要我劝服昌 放弃一个可能是他骨肉的孩子?
Isn't he sort of living with you?
他不是跟你一起住吗
Not cool, Shirley. - You have a rapport with him-- Not cool, Shirley.
这样不好 雪瑞 -你和他关系融洽... 这样不好 雪瑞
Besides , as your friend, can I tell you, Don't poke that bear .
再有 作为你的朋友 我要告诉你 别提这岔事儿
I mean, I think right now you're as protected as you can get.
我是说 你现在 已经被保护得够周全了
I don't see Chang as being a real hands-on baby daddy.
我看昌不像是想当爹的人
Oh, so now we're all in the business of knowing what's going on in Chang's head, huh?
这么说咱都知道昌那家伙 脑子里想的什么 是吗
Huh?
是吗
Fine. For the child.
好吧 看在娃的份儿上
God bless you. - Not lately.
上帝保佑你 -那你还来烦我
Oh, I'm, um-- oh, I'm so sorry, but could you just not tell Troy and Abed that we went out tonight?
那个 真不好意思 但今晚咱们约会的事 能别告诉阿布蒂和特洛伊吗
- writing — n.书写;作品;著作;[法]笔迹; v.书写(write的ing形式);
- attorney — n. 律师(尤指代表当事人出庭 者);(业务或法律事务上的)代理人;
- Besides — adv.此外;而且; prep.除…之外;
- bear — vt.结果实，开花(正 式); vt.忍受;承受;具有;支撑; n.熊;
- being — n.存在;生命;本质;品格; adj.存在的;现有的;
No problem.
没问题
It's just, um-- they're just really worried if you and I, you know, see each other that it's somehow gonna affect your friendship with them.
其实就是 他们很担心 如果咱俩 你懂得 约会见面的话 可能对你们仨的友谊会有点影响
Hey, don't worry. Don't worry.
别担心 别担心
I can keep a secret.
哥嘴可严着呢
I'm from the Balkans.
我可是从巴尔干半岛来的There are many things I try not to talk about. 哥心里憋的事儿可多了
Lukka...
卢卡
I knew it.
我就知道
I knew there was pain in there.
我就知道你心底曾留有伤痛
Just so you know, you can talk to me about anything.
你要知道 你大可以跟我推心置腹
So much killing...
大肆杀戮
The corpses stacked like firewood, the rivers red with their blood-- I miss it so much.
横尸遍野 血流成河 真怀念那种日子
Oh, Lukka.
哦 卢卡
Mm. Wait, just, um-- just to clarify , when you say you miss it, it's like--like you have survivor's guilt, like you wish you were back over there defending the motherland, right?
等下 先问明白 你刚说怀念 是指大难不死而心生愧疚的感觉吗 希望重返故土 保卫祖国的意思 是吧
Yes, I-I miss cleansing our fields and forests of the unclean people who stole my country.
对 劣等人用不正当手段侵占了我的祖国 我着实怀念那种追杀清洗的感觉
I miss the smell of the villages burning.
想念烧毁村庄时火光冲天的味道
I miss the way they used to run from our tanks in fear.
想念开着坦克 看贱民四处逃窜的样子
Ah, damn it.
见鬼
My neighbor is jazz musician .
我邻居是个爵士乐手
Hey, Spencer, come on, man.
喂 斯潘塞 拜托
- somehow — adv.以某种方法;莫名其妙地;
- affect — vt.影响;感染;感动;假装; vi.倾向;喜欢; n.情感;引起感 情的因素;
- clarify — vt.澄清;阐明; vi.得到澄清;变得明晰;得到净化;
- damn — vt.谴责;罚…下地狱; vi.谴责; n.一点;诅咒; adj.可恶的; adv.非常; int.讨厌;
- jazz — n. 爵士乐; v. 把…奏成爵士音乐;在…中加入爵士音 乐风味;使有刺激性;奏爵士乐; adj. 爵士音乐的;不调和的;(色彩等)花哨恶俗的;
- musician — n.音乐家
I got woman in here!
哥这正泡着妞呢
Great.
真是的
He really knows how to kill the mood .
这家伙最擅长破坏性致了
What are you doing? Did you look for a job today?
你干吗呢 不是今天去找工作吗
I was going to, but I noticed your coffee table's wobbly, so I decided to fix it.
本来是要去的 但我发现你的咖啡桌有点晃 所以我决定修好它
It must be the floor.
肯定是地板的原因
Don't saw the floor. Don't saw anything.
别锯地板 什么都别锯
I'm tired of confiscating saws. Give me that.
我快烦死收缴锯子了 给我
Take this.
拿着这个
'"Parental rights"?
亲权
You're adopting me? - It's from Shirley.
你要收养我吗 -是雪瑞给你的
It gives her and Andre the baby.
表示你将孩子交由她跟安德烈抚养
Sign it.
签字吧
Oh, and if anyone asks, this was my most convincing speech ever.
要是有人问的话 我会说这是本人最给力的演讲
Why are you crying?
你哭什么啊
Don't tell me you actually wanted to be a father.
别跟我说你真想当爸爸
I don't know.
我不知道
Maybe.
也许吧
I mean, what if this is my last chance?
万一这是哥的最后一发了呢
I mean, between you and me, I don't Chang a lot of chicks.
咱私下里说 我把妹可不多But fathers are responsible . They have jobs. 但当爹的一般都是有工作的靠谱男
You, you crash on people's couches and twitch in your sleep like a dog dreaming of a rabbit.
你呢 你赖在别人家的沙发上 睡觉时还乱抽抽跟狗梦见撵兔子似的
It's real! You don't-- Wait.
真的 你不 等下
So you're saying if I get a job and my own apartment, Shirley might let me be part of my baby's life?
这么说要是我有房有工作 雪瑞就有可能让我常伴我儿身边啦
Yes.
没错
That's exactly what I'm saying.
哥就是这个意思
So does that mean I can...? - Go for it.
所以这么说我可以 -放手去搏吧
Where do you keep getting these?
你从哪搞来这么多
Hey, guys, where are you going?
你们好 干吗去
- mood — n.情绪，语气;心境;气氛;
- tired — adj.疲倦的;厌倦的，厌烦的; v.疲倦;对…腻烦(tire的过去分词 形式);
- responsible — adj.负责的，可靠的;有责任的;
- crash — n.撞碎;坠毁;破产;轰隆声;睡觉; vi.摔碎;坠 落;发出隆隆声;(金融企业等)破产; vt.打碎;使坠毁、撞坏;擅自闯入;
We're grabbing lunch for a Marathon video game session with Lukka.
我们买些午餐 然后和卢卡一起玩马拉松电子游戏
Lots of fork foods--don't want to grease up the troops.
很多是叉着吃的 哥不想满手沾油
Oh, speaking of Lukka, how much do you guys know about him, anyway?
说到卢卡 你们到底对他了解有多少
Why? - Did you start dating him, and now you want to tell us horrible things about him?
干吗 -你是不是已经跟他交往 现在想过来跟我们吐槽
What? No.
什么 哪有
Good, 'cause Lukka's gonna teach us how to break the will of an entire village by killing their livestock
很好 因为卢卡正要教我们 如何通过屠杀村民的家畜 侮辱他们的朝拜场所
And desecrating their places of worship .
来摧毁整个村庄的意志
That sounds horrific.
这听起来好恐怖
Ugh. Girls are so un-desensitized.
受不了 女人总是喜欢大惊小怪的
Jeffrey.
杰夫瑞
Hey, guys. - Hey, man.
你们好 -你好
Hi. So, um, how'd that little talk go with Chang last night?
嗨 那个 昨晚跟昌同学谈心 谈的结果如何啊
Yeah, about that, Shirley, I gave my most convincing speech ever,
既然你问了 雪瑞 我可是使出浑身解数极力游说
and it didn't take. - Didn't take?
但没成功 -没成功
We're not giving him a perm, Jeff.
我们又不是要给他烫头
We just need to him to sign a contract .
就只要他在协议上签个字而已
Well, "Need" is-- is a strong word.
说 要 可能有些言重了
I think Shirley would feel more comfortable if we had something in writing.
依我看 如果我们有书面保证 雪瑞心里会更踏实一些
However, I believe that we can handle whatever obstacle comes our way.
当然 我相信我们夫妻同心 其利断金 必能打倒一切拦路虎
Aw, baby.
心肝儿
Well, good, good morning, everybody.
早上好 各位
Did you see the stock market today?
你们看今天股市动向了没
- session — n.会议;(法庭的)开庭;(议会等的)开会;学期;讲习会;
- entire — adj.全部的，整个的;全体的;
- worship — n.崇拜;礼拜;尊敬; vt.崇拜;尊敬;爱慕; vi.拜神;做礼拜;
- contract — vi.收缩;感染;订约; vt.感染; 订约;使缩短; n.合同;婚约;
- handle — n.[建]把手;柄;手感;口实; vt.处理;操作;运用;买卖;触摸; vi.搬运;易 于操纵;
- obstacle — n. 障碍;障碍物;阻碍;绊脚石;
Up, down-- pick a direction, huh?
跌宕起伏 得找准方向 是吧
Man, I don't know about you guys, but I've been circling these want ads all morning.
话说 我不知道你们怎么样 我可是一早上都在看招聘广告哦
Now, who wants to take a break and build a birdhouse?
现在 谁想放松一下 建个鸟窝啥的
Chang, what's going on?
昌 你又抽哪门子疯呢
I'm just getting my act together.
我这是在重新振作啊
I got a baby coming.
咱可是马上就有娃的人了
I can almost hear the pitter-patter of little chinese feet across the treetops.
我几乎可以听到中国娃娃的小脚丫 噼里啪啦的从树梢中穿行而过
And when that happens, I got to be the best dad I can be.
到那个时候 我一定要做世上最好的爸爸
Right, Jeff, huh?
对吧 杰夫
Come on, don't leave me hanging, my main mentor.
拜托 不要让我冷场嘛 我的大导师
Oh, hey, is that a reason to leave?
看 那上面写了 溜之大吉 耶
Jeffrey? Excuse me.
杰夫瑞 让开
Jeffrey!
杰夫瑞
Let me ask you a question, dad-to-dad.
我问你一个问题 父亲之间的
Why do I have to put the VCR on three if 《Bones》 is on five?
请问 《识骨追踪》在五频道播 为啥我设置成 录三频道
Jeff! Jeffrey!
杰夫 杰夫瑞
I know you not gonna make a pregnant woman run.
我知道你丫不敢让孕妇追着你跑
I know you not gonna make a pregnant woman walk this distance between us.
我知道你丫也不敢让一孕妇 挺肚而出 主动走到你面前
So I ask you to help me, and you take that as an opportunity to get Chang out of your apartment?
这么说我本来请你帮忙 而你却趁机找个理由让昌搬出你家吗
Hey, who am I to stand in the way of someone trying to put their life together?
如果我拦着别人振作起来 那我丫还算是个人吗
What am I, daytime television?
我成什么了 演日间剧的啊
Very cute, jeff.
真好玩 杰夫
Well, how cute is it gonna be when that lunatic is dangling my baby over a lion cage on alternate weekends?
要是以后某个看护周末里 那疯子把我孩子挂狮笼上 你看看还好不好玩
Could be pretty cute. Are they baby lions?
机，机会; 肯定相当好玩 是小狮子吗
- stock — n. 股票;库存;储备;牲畜; v. 库存;储备;(在湖里,河里)放鱼;(给农场)购买家畜; adj. 老一套的;常备 的;
- market — n.市场;行情;股票市场;市面;集市;销路;商店; vt.在市场上出售; vi.做买卖;
- reason — n.理由; 理性;动机; vi.推论;劝说; vt.说服;推论;辩论;
- pregnant — adj.怀孕的;富有意义的;
- opportunity — n.时
New low, Jeff, even for you.
这次你真是伤人品伤到底了
Shirley-- - Right. I'm not gonna make a pregnant woman storm off?
雪瑞 我丫是不是不应该惹孕妇动怒
Look at them run.
看他们跑的They must die like the maggots that they are. 这帮蛆虫样的贱民肯定到死也是蛆虫样
Whoa, Lukka, I didn't know we got extra points
卢卡 我原来都不知道杀村民
for killing villagers. - He's amazing.
竟然还有额外加分 -他就是一神话
And I thought I knew everything about this game.
我还以为自己对这游戏了如指掌
Britta.
布雷塔
Hi, Lukka.
你好 卢卡
No! - Unbelievable.
不要啊 -难以置信
Guys, calm down. I'm just here for my "Trekkies do it in the final frontier " Hat.
同志们 淡定淡定 我只是来 拿我的 星际迷奋斗在终极前线 帽子
That's my hat.
那是我的帽子
Really? - Mm-hmm.
真的吗 -是的
Are you sure? - Yep.
你当真吗 -是的
Hey, Lukka, you are really good at this game, and there must be a reason that you are so good at this game.
卢卡 你真的很擅长玩这个游戏 你玩的这么好肯定有什么特别的原因吧
Britta, though your flirtation technique is hilarious, It's distracting.
布雷塔 尽管你的调情功力足够欢乐的 但是太令人分神了
Lukka is kicking serious ass right now.
卢卡现在忙着砍人呢
He just set fire to a farmers market.
他刚在农贸市场放了把火
Bang , bang, you're dead!
嘣 嘣 你死了Save your tears for your dog mother in hell ! 下地狱找你狗娘哭去吧
Okay, fine.
好吧
Wait a minute.
等一等
You have DVD blu-ray disc Kickpuncher 3: the final kickening.
你们有蓝光版的拳拳踢战警3: 终极神腿
You let me borrow, no?
能不能借给我啊
Ah, no can do, Lukka. Sorry.
谁也不借 对不起了 卢卡
Thanks to guys like pierce who kept writing "This side up" On all my disks, I have a strict no-lending service on my DVDs.
就因为有皮尔斯那种贱人 在我所有的碟片上都写了 此面朝上 所以此后我所有的DVD都不外借了
What would happen if somebody broke that rule?
奇、烦恼、厌恶、恼怒、失望等); 如果要是有人打破这个规矩呢
- extra — adv.特别地，非常;另外; n.临时演员;号外;额外的事物;上等产品; adj.额外的，另外收费的;特 大的;
- calm — adj.静的，平静的;沉着的; vt.使平静;使镇定; vi.平静下来;镇定下来; n.风平浪静;
- frontier — n. 边境;边界;边缘;国界; adj. 边疆的;边地的;
- technique — n.技巧，技术;手法;
- Bang — n. 猛敲; 突然的巨响;额前短发;刘海儿; v. 猛敲;砸;(把…)砰地关上;猛摔; adv. 正好;完全地; int. (表示枪声等巨 响)砰;
- hell — n.地狱;究竟(作加强语气词);训斥;黑暗势力; vi.过放荡生活;飞驰; int.该死;见鬼(表示惊
They'd be dead to me forever.
我就跟他绝交
Maybe we watch kickpuncher 3: the final kickening together sometime.
那要不咱们找个时间 一起看拳拳踢战警3: 终极神腿吧
Yes, Lukka, maybe we do.
对 卢卡 我看可以
May...be...
我 看
we...do.
可 以
Would you please leave?
你可以走了吧
I don't want to play anymore.
我不想再玩了
I feel sick. - She's strange.
我觉得不舒服 -她太奇怪了
Hey, Chang, can I talk to you for a second?
昌 我能跟你谈谈吗
Sorry, can't talk till I see my face in this.
对不起 等我把鞋擦成镜子了再说吧
Well, can I give you some advice...
我能给你一些建议吗
Dad-to-dad?
父亲之间的
Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on.
等一等 等一等啊
My pipe . Okay.
我的烟斗
What's on your mind, neighbor?
好邻居 你想说啥
Look, I think it's great that you're trying to get your life together, right?
我觉得你想重新振作起来 这样挺好 对不对
But for your sake and for shirley's, I think you just need to relax a little.
但是为了你和雪瑞好 我劝你还是稍微悠着点
Oh, I see what's going on.
我明白了
You're scared.
你怕了
Feel me coming up on your tail, huh?
觉得我威胁到你的地位了吧
No--no, no.
不 不 不
Man, listen, I've been a father for 11 years, and a good one for 9 of those.
伙计 我当爹当了11年了 其中9年我都是个好父亲
Now, I'm there when they're sick.
他们生病的时候我在身边
I pick 'em up from school, help 'em with their homework.
我接送他们上下学 帮他们忙活作业
See, Chang, it's not how you act, It's what you do.
昌 父亲不是你装装样子就行了 你需要踏实地去做
Well, I do.
我也实干的好吧
You think that pool table put aluminum siding on itself?
你以为台球桌的铝边是自己爬上去的啊
Uh, yeah, see, that's not what I'm talking about.
是啊 我说的不是这种事情
I'll go ahead and consider that point missed.
看来这条没说明白 可以继续讲别的
I got your text. What's going on?
我收到你的短信了 怎么了
- happen — vi.发生;碰巧;偶然遇到;
- pipe — n.管;烟斗;笛; vi.吹笛;尖叫; vt.用管道输送;尖声唱;用管乐器演 奏;
- sake — n.目的;利益;理由;日本米酒;
- relax — vi.放松，休息;松懈，松弛;变从容;休养; vt.放松;使休息; 使松弛;缓和;使松懈;
Something terrible has happened.
出大事了
My kickpuncher 3: the final kickening DVD is missing .
我的拳拳踢战警3: 终极神腿DVD不见了
Oh, that's awful .
太糟糕了
Somebody took it? Who would-- Wait. "Kickmuncher 3"?
有谁拿走了吗 会是谁呢 等等 拳拳踢战警3吗
Wasn't that the movie that Lukka was...?
那不是卢卡想...
You don't think...?
你们该不会以为
Unless ...
除非
You don't suppose ...? However...
你们该不会是认为 但是
No.
别啊
That would mean that you guys would have to stop hanging out--no!
这也就意味着你们 要和卢卡绝交了吗 绝对不行
We have video of you taking the dvd, Britta. DVD
布雷塔我们有录像证明是你拿了那张
What?
什么
You have a security camera in your room?
你竟然还在自己的寝室里装摄像头
It's for an extremely thorough documentary I'm making on my life.
这是我基于我自己的生活 做的一个超写实纪录片
It's mostly footage of me watching dailies, but every once in a while it comes in handy .
虽然大部分都是我看每日剧集的片段 但有时它就会派上用场
I don't understand why you would do this and then try to pin it on Lukka.
我不明白你为什么要这么做 然后还诬陷卢卡
Now you're just ruining cool guys for fun.
你现在已经开始以摧残好男人为乐了
It's just cruelty, Britta.
布雷塔 这样太残忍了
You're inhuman. You're an inhuman person.
你简直没有人性 你就是一个冷血动物
You're a monster.
你就是一个怪物
Lukka's a monster for realsies.
卢卡才是真正的怪物
I did this so you guys would stop hanging out with him.
我这样做是不想让你们和他再交往下去
He's a war criminal !
他是一个战犯
You're embarrassing yourself, Britta.
布雷塔你就别在这丢人了
- terrible — adj.可怕的;很糟的;令人讨厌的; adv.很，非常;
- missing — adj.失踪的;缺少的; v.错过(miss的 ing形式);想念;漏掉;
- awful — adj.可怕的;极坏的;使人敬畏的;
- Unless — conj.除非，如果不; prep.除…之 外;
- suppose — vt.假设;认为;让(虚拟语气);推想; vi.猜想;料想; conj.假使…结果会怎样;
- security — n.安 全;保证;证券;抵押品; adj.安全的;保安的;保密的;
- thorough — adj.彻底的;十分的;周密的;
- handy — adj. 便利的;手边的，就近的;容易取得的;敏捷的;
- criminal — n.罪犯; adj.刑事的;犯罪的;罪恶的;
In what war is he a criminal-- The battle for our affections?
他是哪场战争的战犯啊 为了争取我们好感的战役吗
Uh, how about the genocide in the Balkans?
如果是巴尔干半岛上的种族屠杀呢
Hmm, yeah, you would say that.
就知道你会这么说
You just got caught red-handed borrowing a dvd without permission .
你刚因为未经允许擅自借走我们DVD 被抓了个现行
You guys have to believe me.
你们必须相信我
He's so much worse than tall kyle!
他比大个凯尔过分多了
Hey, Jeff.
好呀 杰夫
Hola.
你好
What are you doing? Who are these tiny people?
你在干吗 这些小鬼头是谁
I picked up Shirley's kids from school, and I'm helping them with their spanish homework.
我把雪瑞的小孩从学校接了回来 正在辅导他们做西班牙语作业
Ow. Watch the cardigan.
别弄坏了我的开襟毛衣
What? Why?
搞什么 你图啥
To prove I'm a responsible dad.
证明我也可以做个好父亲啊
This proves you're a kidnapper.
这只能说明你是一个绑架犯
What the hell's wrong with you? - I am nuts, Jeff!
你到底是哪根筋不对了 -我疯了呗 杰夫
Get with the program!
还不明白吗
Oh, my god. What have I done?
天啊 我都做了什么
I can't believe I actually said you could be a father.
真不敢相信 我竟然说过你可以当个好父亲
I can be. - Oh, no, you can't.
我可以的 -不 你不行
You can't be anything, and you never will.
你什么事都办不好 永远都是个废物
I pretended to have faith in you to get you off my couch and out of my apartment.
我只是假装对你有信心而已 指望你会主动让出沙发 卷铺盖走人
Now, call Shirley and beg forgiveness.
赶紧给雪瑞打电话请罪吧
Kids, why don't you get your stuff together?
孩子们 收拾东西好吗
I'll take you home.
我送你们回家
Who's Shirley?
谁是雪瑞
It's your mom, dumbass.
就是你们亲妈啊 笨蛋
Our mom's name is Loquanda.
我们亲妈叫洛坎达
Hey, hey, that's racist.
喂 别搞种族歧视
Wait. Is your mom's name really Loquanda?
慢着 你们妈妈真叫洛坎达
Yeah. You said you were a friend of hers.
对啊 亏你还自称是她朋友
- battle — n.战役;斗争; vi.斗争;作战; vt.与…作战;
- permission — n. 许可;批准;准许;许可证;
- prove — vt.证 明;检验;显示; vi.证明是;
- faith — n.信仰;信念;信任;忠实;
Why didn't you know that, dumbass?
连她叫什么都不知道 笨蛋
I do! I...
我当然知道
Just playing a educational game with you!
懂装不懂 寓教于乐而已
Right. - Don't give me that lip.
别扯了 -少跟哥来这套
Hey, kids, you mind waiting in the hallway?
孩子们 走廊里等我好吗
Yeah, no problem. - Go ahead.
没问题 -去吧
I want you to understand something while I'm gone.
走之前 有件事希望你能明白
You are a horrible human being, and I will never feel sorry for you again.
你是个人渣 从今往后 我不会再为你伤神
I don't care what happens to you, and when I get back, I want you gone.
任你沉浮 自生自灭 我回来时 不希望再看到你
Oh, believe me, I will definitely be far, far away from here.
不劳费心 到时哥一定远走高飞
Hi, policeman, how much do you pay for anonymous tips about kidnappings?
警察叔叔好 请问一下 匿名举报绑架 能拿多少钱
Okay, fine. This one's on me.
好 我来举报
You're free to go.
你可以走了
Here's your wallet , keys, and pasties.
你的钱包 钥匙 还有胸贴
They're nipple guards for running.
这是运动专用胸贴
Olympic athletes use them.
奥运冠军都用它
Buddy, I worked at a maximum-security prison for seven years, and those are still the gayest thing I've ever seen.
老兄 我在最高设防监狱 一干就是七年 不过这么耽美向的东西 还是第一次见
Well, I find that hard to believe.
是你孤陋寡闻吧
Jeffrey, I spoke to the boys' mother.
杰夫瑞 我和孩子的妈妈谈过了
She's not gonna press charges. Are you okay?
她撤销了指控 你还好吗
Oh, I'm fine.
我没事
I spent the night learning arts and crafts from my cell mate , Chabo.
我整晚都在研习工艺美术 拜狱友沙布为师
Did you know you can make an ashtray using only a cigarette and a snitch's forehead ?
知道吗 用一支烟和告密者的脑壳 就能做成一个烟灰缸
- definitely — adv.清楚地，当然;明确地，肯定地;
- wallet — n. 皮夹子;(携带文件用的)皮夹;
- press — vt.压; 按;逼迫;紧抱; vi.压;逼;重压; n.压;按;新闻;出版社;[印刷]印刷机;
- learning — n.学习;学问; v.学习(learn 的现在分词);
- cell — n.细胞;电池;蜂房的巢室;单人小室; vi.住在牢房或小室中;
- mate — n.助手，大副;配 偶;同事;配对物; vt.使配对;使一致;结伴; vi.交配;成配偶;紧密配合;
Yeah.
知道
Look, uh, Shirley, I'm...
听着 雪瑞 我...
I'm sorry I tried to capitalize on your situation with Chang.
很抱歉我妄图利用 你和昌的关系现状
Apology accepted.
接受道歉
Punishment is time served.
关上一会 以示惩戒There's no cell on earth that can hold Chang! 铁槛难阻本昌 唯我脱狱之王
I know this place's secrets.
暗门秘道 我一清二楚
Winger! Thank god you're all right!
翁格 谢天谢地 你没事
I've been looking all-- hey, Tracy. What's up, baby?
我找遍了... 崔西美眉 最近还好吧
Why are they arresting Chang?
他们为什么逮捕昌
I thought you said Loquanda wasn't pressing charges.
你不是说洛坎达不打算起诉吗
Mm-hmm, not against Jeff, But I talked her into going after Chang for child endangerment.
她是不会起诉杰夫了 但我劝她对昌痛下狠手告他危害儿童
Shirley, he could get three to five years for that.
雪瑞 如此判刑 少则三年多则五年
Are you sure that's what you want?
你真的想这样
Because if we put our heads together, We could be rid of him for 20 to life.
只要集思广益 众志成城 没准能让他刑期二十年往上 无期封顶
Really? - Oh, absolutely.
能成吗 -尽在掌握
All I'd have to do is testify that he tried to sell those kids to me and throw in the fact that he was teaching them spanish, and any D.A. worth his salt can make a case for human trafficking.
我只需要出面指证 说他要贩卖这些孩子给我再摆出他教他们西语的事实 任何一位称职的地方检察官 都会判他贩卖人口
I like how you thinking .
这想法俺喜欢
What is wrong with you two?
你们这是怎么了
Why are you doing this to Chang?
为什么要这么对昌
Andre, I'm doing this for us.
安德烈 这么做是为了我们
We have a second chance for our family, and I just want everything to be perfect.
破镜重圆 阖家团聚之际 我只希望事事顺利 尽善尽美
Baby, that's what you wanted the first time around.
词); 想当初你也是这样 宝贝
- cigarette — n.香烟;纸烟;
- forehead — n. 前额;
- Apology — n.道歉;谢罪;辩护;勉强的替代物;
- thinking — adj.思考的;思想的;有理性的;好思考的; n.思考;思想;想法;意见;见解; v.思考(think的现在分
You did everything in your power to make everything perfect, and look what happened.
你竭尽全力只求尽善尽美 到头来却得不偿失
Are you trying to tell me you cheated because I wanted what was best for our family?
难道你是想说 当初你红杏出墙 就是因为我一心为家 力求完美
No, I cheated because I was a coward.
不 我出轨是因为没有担当
But you took me back, because while I was gone, somehow you learned to accept the bad with the good.
是你让我浪子回头 因为在我离开的日子里 你学会了包容瑕疵与不完美
Oh, that's the Greendale effect.
格林德尔功不可没Our school motto is " Lower your standards." 我们的校训就是 随遇而安 得过且过
Look, look, I know you are ashamed about what happened with chang.
听我说 我知道你对自己 和昌的所作所为深感羞愧
Hell, I am too, all right?
奶奶的 难道我不是吗
But locking that little man up is not gonna make our lives any less crazy.
但让那小男银身受牢狱之灾 也不会让我们的生活回归正轨
It'll only make prison crazier.
只会害得监狱天翻地覆
I guess you're right.
有道理
It's impossible to keep the chaos from your lives.
要想生活丝毫不乱也是不可能的
I mean, we learned that in that movie we saw with all those dinosaurs.
这个道理 是从我们看的那部 好多恐龙的电影中学到的
Jurassic park? - No, it's complicated .
《侏罗纪公园》吗 -不是 这事一言难尽
Okay, okay, time-out.
够了 够了 暂停
Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
抱歉 是我对不起你们
I'm sorry to you, you, officer baby.
对不住你 你 还有花花型警
Come on!
来吧
No! No! No!
不 不要啊
Britta?
布雷塔
What? You guys want me to ruin something for you?
怎么 又想叫我去做灭绝师太
Come on, you're being dramatic .
好啦 别小题大做啦
We asked Lukka a few questions after what you said.
听过你的话之后 我们问过了卢卡
- learned — adj.博学的;有学问的;学术上的;
- Lower — vt.减弱，减少;放下，降下;贬低; vi.降低;减弱;跌落; adj.下游的;下级的;下等的;
- ashamed — adj.惭愧的，感到难为情的;耻于……的;
- chaos — n.混沌，混乱;
- complicated — adj.难懂的，复杂的;
- dramatic — adj. 突然的;巨大的;令人吃惊的;激动人心的;
He told us about his time in the army and...
他讲了自己那段服役往事 还有...
The things he did.
他的所作所为
I'm never gonna get some of those images out of my head.
那些画面在我脑中萦绕 挥之不去
If I ever go to the Balkans, I'm bringing some serious cheat codes and walk-throughs.
有朝一日我去巴尔干群岛 一定要备好外挂和通关秘籍
Why didn't you tell us sooner?
为什么不早告诉我们
Because I didn't want to be the one to ruin another guy for you guys.
因为我实在不忍心 毁掉好友在你们心目中的形象
Britta, there's a difference between telling us a guy likes nipple play and telling us a guy makes hats out of babies.
布雷塔 告密说别人爱玩奶头 和告发别人荼毒生灵 这两种行为可是天差地别
I guess the reason this happened is because we've been riding you kind of hard lately.
这样的事之所以会发生 大概是因为最近我们对你太苛刻了
How about from now on, we promise to go easier on you, if you promise not to tell us any details about the guys you're dating, unless they've committed genocide.
这样吧 我们保证以后对你推心置腹 只要你别告诉我们 关于你男友的任何细节就好 除非他们搞种族清洗
Or if they're left-handed. I want to know about that.
还有他们是不是左撇子 这个我想知道
I'm making a chart .
我在做统计表
Deal .
说定了
I guess I ruined game night.
狂欢之夜被我搞砸了
I tend to ruin stuff.
我真是个丧门星
Come on. - You do not.
别这么说 -你才不是呢
You want to watch Catfish with us?
想跟我们一起看《鲶鱼》吗
Was that the movie where the guy flirts with the girl online, but then it turns out that it's a fat, old woman?
就是那部讲一个男生与美眉网恋 最后却发现对方是肥婆的电影吗
Oh. Sorry.
对不起
It's cool.
没事
Maybe it's about catfish.
也说不定就是讲一条大鲶鱼的
Well, this was fun.
玩的挺开心
- cheat — vt.欺骗;骗取; vi.欺骗;作弊; n.欺骗，作弊;骗子;
- chart — n. 图表;海图;表格;卡片; v. 制定;作图;记 录;用图表示[说明];
- Deal — vt.处理;给予;分配;发牌; vi.处理;讨论;对待;做生意; n.交易;(美)政策;待遇;份 量;
- tend — vi.趋向，倾向;照料，照顾; vt.照料，照管