Does anyone know how long it takes papier-mache to dry?
有人知道纸模型需要多久能干吗
Three hours longer than it took Duncan to think up this assignment .
比邓肯想出这个糟烂作业 要多花三个小时
I think he's really gonna appreciate the extra work we did expanding our evolutionary chart .
我认为他会很赞赏我们做的额外功课 把进化图表加长了
Oh, Britta, can you hold up the final stage of humanity ?
布雷塔 你能把人类最后的进化阶段拿好吗
I still think that man is going to evolve into woman, not dragon monster with three legs.
我还是觉得人类会进化成女人 而不是有三条腿的怪兽恐龙
Three legs?
那是腿吗
Well, it's been real-- at least the paste smell has-- But I've a date to catch.
做的挺像的 至少那股面糊味儿很真实 但我还要赶去约会佳人
Or should I say a catch to date.
或者说 有佳人相约
Oof, hope you just come up with that.
笑话冷得好有技术含量
Look out! Drive-by deaning!
当心 院长驾到
Kidding.
开玩笑
Just a non-violent verbal reminder.
我只是善意的提醒大家
The local shelter is having a puppy parade this afternoon.
本地的宠物收容所今天下午会进行宠物大游行
Oh! I want to lick it.
我想舔舔那小狗
I expect all of you to lend a paw.
我希望你们都要来参与哦
Except you, Jeffrey.
除了你 杰夫瑞
I know you've got a catch to date.
我知道你有佳人相约
- assignment — n. 任务;布置;
- appreciate — vt.欣赏;感激;领会;鉴别; vi.增值;涨价;
- extra — adv.特别地， 非常;另外; n.临时演员;号外;额外的事物;上等产品; adj.额外的，另外收费的;特大的;
- chart — n. 图表;海 图;表格;卡片; v. 制定;作图;记录;用图表示[说明];
- stage — n.阶段;舞台;戏剧;驿站; vt.举行;上演;筹划; vi. 举行;适于上演;乘驿车旅行;
- humanity — n.人类;人道;仁慈;人文学科;
- evolve — v. 进化;演化;逐步发展;
- dragon — n.龙;凶暴的人，凶恶的人;严厉而有警觉性的女人;
- paste — v. 粘贴;粘合;拼贴;贴入; n. 面团;糨 糊;肉(或鱼等)酱(作涂抹料或烹饪用); adj. 人造的;假的;
- local — n.[计]局部;当地居民;本地新闻; adj.当 地的;局部的;地方性的;乡土的;
- shelter — n.庇护;避难所;遮盖物; vt.保护;使掩蔽; vi.躲避，避难;
- parade — n. 阅兵;游行;炫耀;检阅; v. 游行;展览;游行庆祝;游行示威;
- lick — v. 舔;舔吃;舔着喝;掠过; n. 舔; 一点儿(涂料);(吉他演奏的歌曲)小过门;
Oh, like you're famous for your wit.
看啥 你来一个有技术含量的啊
Puppy parade?
宠物大游行
I am in.
哥要参加
Want to see if those wiener dogs are born that way, or if they startff normal and then get wiener.
我想看看那些腊肠狗是生出来就那样 还是后天变成腊肠样的
Abed, did you pick up my pen?
阿布蒂 你拿我的笔了吗
It's a purple pen with a gel grip .
紫色有胶皮防滑垫的
Nope. I'm strictly mechanical pencils these days.
没看见 最近我只用自动铅笔
More relatable?
同种相吸吗
It was just here.
刚刚还在的
You okay, Annie? Chocolate?
还好吧 安妮 吃巧克力吗
Would you like me to push you to the parade, Pierce ?
需要我把你推到游行现场吗 皮尔斯
Oh, no, thanks.
不用 谢谢
I don't want people think of me as a handicap.
我不想让别人以为我是残疾人
If anything, this chair makes me more than a human.
其实 这个轮椅让我行动更加自如
You move it by blowing into this, uh, tube here.
轻轻一吹就能动
It's the most expensive one.
这机器可是最贵的
I outbid three hospitals for this baby, and it was worth every penny.
我出价高过其他三个医院才得到这宝贝 物超所值啊
Wait! Please just wait.
等等 大家先等等
I'm sorry, but I need to know who took my pen.
抱歉 但是我要知道谁动了我的笔
Sorry, I don't see it.
抱歉 我没看见
Yeah, sorry, Annie.
是啊 对不住 安妮
No!
不行
Not "Sorry, Annie."
一句对不起就完了吗
We passed "Sorry, annie" eight pens ago!
已然丢了八支了 我忍不了了
I keep bringing pens, and you guys keep taking them, And I'm afraid I am putting my foot down.
我带一支 你们就拿一支 生可忍 熟我也不忍了
Okay.
好吧
- normal — adj.正常的;正规的，标准的; n.正常;标准;常态;
- purple — n. 紫色;紫袍;皇族;紫衣; v. 变紫;使成 紫色; adj. 紫色的;华丽的文辞;雕琢的章句;
- grip — n.紧握;柄;支配;握拍方式;拍柄绷带; vt.紧握;夹紧; vi. 抓住;
- mechanical — adj.机械的;力学的;呆板的;无意识的;手工操作的;
- Pierce — v. 穿透;扎;刺破;穿过; n. 皮尔斯;
- chair — n.椅子;讲座;(会议的)主席位;大学教授的职位; vt.担任(会议的)主席;使…入座;使就任要 职;
- tube — n. 管;管子;道;电视; v. 把…装上管;把…弄成管状;使通过管子;〈英〉坐地下铁道车去;
- expensive — adj.昂贵的;花钱的;
Well, now, Annie has made it clear that this is an issue , so from now on, we need to be more respectful of her things.
既然安妮已经把话挑明了 那么从现在起 我们要尊重她的东西
Okay? Okay. - Cool.
好吗 好的 -好咧
■ ■ ■ All right, it's not on the floor,
好吧 不在地板上
So whoever accidentally took-- - Not accidentally!
不管是谁不小心 -才不是不小心
Accidents don't just happen over and over and over again, okay?
不小心 不会一次又一次的发生的
This isn't budget daycare.
又不是幼儿园小孩了
Okay, whoever insidiously and with great malice aforethoug abducted Annie's pen, confess , repent, and relinquish so we can leave.
好吧 不管哪个没良心 挨千刀的 偷走了安妮的笔 赶紧滚出来认错 忏悔并交还 我们好走人
Maybe nobody took it.
说不定没人偷
Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it.
有时候我以为我弄丢了很重要的东西 结果发现东西被我吃了
I didn't eat my pen, Troy.
我没吃自己的笔 特洛伊
I know I broughtt, and now it's gone.
我知道我带来了 现在却没了
I took a photo.
我有照片为证
Aha!
看吧
Aha. I'm zooming.
我放大一下
See? See?
看见没 看见没
I took this ten minutes ago.
我十分钟前拍了这张照片
My pen was on the table.
我的笔就在桌子上
No one has come in or out since.
之后没有人进出
One of you has my pen right now.
凶手就在你们中间
Annie.
安妮
It's a pen.
一支笔而已
It's not a pen!
不只是一支笔
It's a principle .
这叫原则Not a good time to get a stick of gum. Okay. 抱歉 我拿口香糖的时机不好
Are we going to the puppy parade or not?
我们还去不去宠物大游行了
Because this is starting to feel like a bottle episode .
这么整下去估计本集就这一个场景了
Again with the tv crap.
又一次扯到电视上了
- issue — n.问题;流出;期号;发行物; vt.发行，发布;发给;放出，排出; vi.发行;流出;造成…结果;传下;
- whoever — pron.无论谁;任何人; n.《爱谁谁》(电影名);
- happen — vi.发生;碰巧;偶然遇到;
- budget — n. 预算，预算费; vt.安排，预定;把…编入预算; vi.编预算，做预算; adj.廉价的;
- confess — vt.承认;坦白; 忏悔;供认; vi.承认;坦白;忏悔;供认;
- principle — n.原理，原则;主义，道义;本质，本义;根源，源泉;
- episode — n.插曲;一段情节;插话;有趣的事件;
Hey, meatball, did you take Annie's pen to make life more like Benny Hill or whatever you do?
肉丸小子 你是不是拿了安妮的笔 想让生活更像是班尼·希尔的作品
Abed?
阿布蒂
I wouldn't do that. I hate bottle episodes.
才不会 我讨厌小成本制作的剧集
They're wall-to-wall facial expression and emotional nuance.
里面充斥着各种表情和微妙的情感
I might as well sit in the corner with a bucket on head.
我还不如坐在角落 头上戴个大桶呢
Well, I have a photography project to finish, And my grandmother's hands aren't going to take close-ups of themselves.
我还有个摄影作业要完成 我祖母颤悠悠的手没人帮忙 可拍不出特写镜头
Hasta la later.
后会有期了
Was that "Hmm" directed at me?
你刚刚那声是冲我来的吗
If the "Hmm" fits.
谁心虚就冲谁
I don't have your pen, Annie.
安妮 我没拿你的笔
I'm always lending you supplies.
我总是借你文具
You never come prepared.
你总是什么都不带
If it's important to you, here, have my pen.
你要是这么小心眼 给你 我的笔
That's my pen.
明明是我的笔
Well, whatever, people.
随便你们
They're just things.
不就是个物件嘛
Since they're just things, I don't suppose you'd mind letting us take a quick look-see inside your bag?
既然只是物件而已 我想你不会介意 我们简单翻看你包里装了什么吧
Oh, I'd very much mind, Annie.
我很介意 安妮
There's no such thing as a "Quick" invasion of civil liberties.
不管多简单都是侵犯公民的权利
Oh, man.
太假了
Oh, it all starts with a quick look-see into someone's bag and then it's a brisk peeka- roony at our phone records, and before you can say "1984," the thought police are forcy- worcing you to bend and spread.
最开始都是说简单看看包里面装的是什么 之后就是要略微的看看我们的通话记录 在你说出《1984》之前 思想警察 就会逼迫你们趴下 劈开腿
Bend and spread?
趴下 劈开腿
- expression — n.表现，表示，表达;表情，脸色，态度，腔调，声调;式，符号;词句，语句，措辞，说 法;
- emotional — adj.情绪的;易激动的;感动人的;
- bucket — n. 吊桶;大量;(有提梁的)桶;水斗; v. 用桶装; 〈美〉用桶打(水);〈英口〉催(马)猛奔;
- project — vi.设计;计划;表达;投射; vt.设计;计划;发射;放映; n.工 程;计划;事业;
- suppose — vt.假设;认为;让(虚拟语气);推想; vi.猜想;料想; conj.假使…结果会怎样;
- invasion — n.入侵，侵略;侵袭;侵犯;
- civil — adj.公民的;民间的;文职的;有礼貌的;根据民法的;
Are the thought police gonna make love to us?
思想警察会和我们做爱吗
Do they find thoughts in our butts?
他们从菊花里抓思想吗
I knew I should have read that book.
我就说我应该看看那本书嘛
Britta, stop using the constitution as a baby blanket .
布雷塔 别想用宪法当做挡箭牌
Last week, she invoked the freedom of information act to request photocopies of my notes.
上周 她违反了信息自由法 要了我的笔记拿去影印
That's pretty good.
说得好
Well, excuse me for living free.
我要活得奔放 要你们管
Come on, stoney, we all know the pen's in your bag!
承认吧 僵僵女 我们都知道笔在你包里
Yeah! Come on! - Come on, dump it.
是啊 拿出来吧 -来吧 倒出来
Happy?
高兴了吗
Not if that's a used q-tip.
如果那是用过的棉签我可高兴不起来
Eww. - Oh!
恶心 -哦
Gross . - Yes, gross.
倒胃 -没错 倒胃Welcome to the gross business of martial law. 没有自由的国度就是这么倒胃
Welcome to what used to be individuality, seized and disintegrated by cowardly groupthink.
欢迎来到这个曾经的个性的天堂 现在却被胆小的群体思想所桎梏 瓦解
Welcome, my friends! Welcome to the machine!
欢迎 朋友们 欢迎来到暴政世界
Well, Annie, it looks like you were wrong.
安妮 看来你错了
Britta does come prepare for one thing.
布雷塔上学还是带东西
Or six.
一带就是六个
Big weekend? - Can't complain .
周末夜疯狂啊 -还行吧
Razzle pzazzle.
浪荡之夜啊
Attention, students!
注意 同学们
The puppy parade is starting on the quad!
院子里的宠物游行就要开始啦
Better come quick.
要来都赶紧的
With every passing moment, these puppies grow older and less deserving of our attention.
随着时间的流逝 小狗们会越长越大 也就越来越不惹人爱了
Where do you people think you're going?
你们这些家伙准备去哪里
Uh, have you ever gone to a puppy parade halfway through, Britta?
你有没有试过 中途闯进宠物游行 布雷塔
- constitution — n. 宪法;构成;体质;组成;
- blanket — n. 毯子;毛毯;厚层;厚的覆盖层; adj. 包括所有情形(或 人员)的;总括的;综合的; v. 以厚层覆盖;
- pretty — adj.漂亮的;可爱的;优美的; adv.相当地;颇; n.漂亮的 人;
- dump — v. 倾倒;抛售;抛弃;转存; n. 垃圾场;转储;转存;废物堆;
- Gross — adj.总共的;粗野的;恶劣的;显 而易见的; vt.总共收入; n.总额，总数;
- complain — vi.投诉;发牢骚;诉说; vt.抱怨;控诉;
It is pointless.
没劲透了
Then you clearly stole the pen.
那肯定是你偷的笔
The Patriot Act cuts both ways.
爱国者法案可是黑白通杀
Acally, it pretty one-sided.
其实只杀黑人
That's kind of point.
个人看法而已
Here my point, whoever the pen thief is just stood here and watched me get Guantanamoed.
那我来说说我的看法 偷笔的就在咱们中间 目睹着我被严刑逼问
And I'd like to know who it is, so I can let them know that they have lost my trust forever.
我很想知道到底是谁 这样我就可以告诉他/她我再也不会相信他/她了
It's a bottle episode.
算是换不了场景了
Britta, we're sorry we embarrassed you and looked at your prophylactic equipment.
布雷塔 我们很抱歉让你难堪了 还看到了你的避孕装备
Your lifestyle mistakes are none of our business.
你的浪荡生活与我们无干
Oh, thanks, Shirley.
多谢啊 雪瑞
But now let's rustle through your tampons and wallet so we can apologize to you.
那就让我们翻翻你的卫生棉条和钱包 这样我们也能向你道个歉
Oh, I'm sure everybody here knows that I don't steal.
我想大家都知道不会是我偷的
Have you checked your bag, Shirley?
你有检查过你的包吗 雪瑞
If you took it by mistake, I forgive you.
如果你不小心拿错了 我会原谅你的
Oh, so if I took it, it's larceny, but if you find it under mother hen, it's a mistake.
这么说如果是我拿的 就是盗窃 要是你在老母鸡那里找到 就是弄错了
Mother hen? I think we're about the same age.
老母鸡 咱们是同龄人吧
Sure, unless time is linear.
当然 除非时间是线性的
I'll make your ass linear.
我要把你的屁股踢成线性的
That doesn't make any sense.
你这句话毫无道理
I will make ya ass sense.
踢完你就懂了
Girls, don't get your panties puckered.
姑娘们 别耍花拳绣腿了
We all know what we're really thinking .
我们都心知肚明
If--and I mean if-- the culprit is among us, Statistically speaking, it's Troy.
如果 我是说如果 犯罪者就在我们中间 从统计学上讲 肯定是特洛伊
- wallet — n. 皮夹子;(携带文件用的)皮夹;
- apologize — vi.道歉;辩解;赔不是; vt.道歉;谢罪;辩白;
- unless — conj.除非，如果不; prep.除…之外;
- thinking — adj.思考的;思想的;有理性的;好思考的; n.思 考;思想;想法;意见;见解; v.思考(think的现在分词);
Yes, we were all just thinking that in 1856.
是 要是1856年我们肯定都这么想
1856.
1856年
What if a ghost took the pen?
会不会是鬼偷的
Please forgive him. - For what?
请宽恕他吧 -为啥
For stealing the pen, dummy.
为了盗窃铅笔 笨蛋
Why would I take her pen?
我干吗要拿她的笔呢
I don't even like having my own.
我自己都懒得拿笔
It's probably under one of Pierce's casts.
也许就藏在皮尔斯的某个假腿下面呢
He uses everything itch his legs.
他四处拿东西蹭痒
We're on our third DVD remote .
这都用上第三个遥控器了
If I took the pen, I'd say so.
如果是我拿了 我会承认的
You probably forgot.
你可能是忘了呢You've been popping painkillers like tic-tacs. 你吃止疼药吃得噼里啪啦的
Oh, yeah, right.
哦 对了
'"Side effects: verbal dysphasia and octopus loss."
副作用 语言障碍 失语症
I don't see anything on this squirrel about memory, Troy.
这小松鼠身上可没提到记忆减退 特洛伊
Now I want to know who has it.
现在我也想知道是谁拿了
Yeah, nice try Shirley, that doesn't take you off the list.
装挺像 雪瑞 但你也逃不了嫌疑
Jeff, you're in charge .
杰夫 你是老大
I demand you deal with this.
我要求你来处理
There's nothing to deal with.
没什么好处理的
I'll say.
我同意
Ok, alright, alright.
好了 好了
Everyone breathe.
都深呼吸一下
You know what this is? - Yep.
知道这算什么事儿吗 -知道
Shut up. This is a normal day with a bunch of friends who are done studying and a pen that maybe rolled away.
闭嘴 这是平平常常的一天 一群朋友结束了学习 而一支笔不慎滚丢了
'"Rolled away"? - Or fell down someone's shoe.
滚丢了 -或是掉进谁的鞋里了
- mean — adj.平均的;卑鄙的;低劣的;吝啬的; vt.意味;想要;意欲; n.平均值; vi.用意;
- ghost — n.鬼，幽灵; vt.作祟于;替…捉刀;为人代笔; vi.替人代笔;
- remote — adj. 偏远的;偏僻的;遥远的;久远的;
- charge — n.费 用;电荷;掌管;控告;命令;负载; vt.使充电;使承担;指责;装载;对…索费;向…冲去; vi.充电;控告;索价;向前 冲;记在账上;
- demand — vt.要求;需要;查询; vi.需要;请求;查问; n.[经]需求;要求;需要;
- deal — vt.处理;给 予;分配;发牌; vi.处理;讨论;对待;做生意; n.交易;(美)政策;待遇;份量;
- bunch — n.群;串;突出物; vi.隆起; 打褶;形成一串; vt.使成一串;使打褶;
Let's check shoes. - Annie!
那么大家检查鞋子 -安妮
Fine, fine.
好吧 好吧
Someone in this room is hiding your pen.
这房间里的某人藏着你的笔
Want to know why?
想知道为什么吗
They feel terrible .
他/她很自责
They made a mistake.
他/她犯了个错误
They waited too long come forward, and now they feel bad.
已经过了主动承认的时机了 这会心里翻江倒海
They should.
活该
Okay. Okay, so, pen thief, we understand what happened, and we forgive you.
好了 那么 偷笔贼 我们理解你 我们会原谅你
If you confess and apologize! - Yes.
只要你认罪并道歉 -对
Right. But here's the trick.
好的 妙计来了
Because this person now has no reason not to come forward, If, by some chance, I get to the count of three, and nobody comes forward, guess what.
现在坦白从宽已经没有后顾之忧了 万一 我数到了三 还没人出来供认 你们猜怎么着
We have to accept that no one has the pen, don't we?
咱就认了 就当它人间蒸发了 好吗
Don't we?
好不好
Good so here we go.
很好 那么我们开始
One.
一
Two.
二
Pierce, you have something to tell us?
皮尔斯 你有话要跟我们讲吗
Yes. Is it me, or has it become really obvious that Jeff took the pen?
对 是我多疑呢 还是很显然是杰夫拿了笔
Yes! - Definitely .
对啊 -绝对的
You want to make a bet, you jerks?
你们敢打赌么 你们这些混蛋
Lockdown! Abed, seal the doors.
一级禁闭 阿布蒂 把门封上
Nobody leaves until this pen shows up.
笔在人在 笔亡人亡
I don't like this.
我不喜欢这样
Yeah? Tell it to the pen you might have.
是吗 跟笔说去 说不定在你那儿呢
Gwynnifer? Hi. Yeah, it's me.
格温妮弗吗 喂 是我
I can't make it.
我去不了了
Well, tell your disappointment to suck it.
好啊 让你的失望滚你妈的蛋吧
I'm doing a bottle episode!
我这儿好戏正精彩呢
- terrible — adj.可怕的;很糟的;令人讨厌的; adv.很，非常;
- reason — n.理由;理性;动机; vi.推论;劝说; vt. 说服;推论;辩论;
- obvious — adj.明显的;显著的;平淡无奇的;
- Definitely — adv.清楚地，当然;明确地，肯 定地;
- seal — n.密封;印章;海豹;封条;标志; vt.密封;盖章; vi.猎海豹;
- suck — vt.吸吮;吸取; vi.吸吮;糟糕;巴 结; n.吮吸;
Okay.
好吧
You just became my hero.
你真是让我敬仰万分啊
Thank you.
谢谢
No pen.
没有笔
I can see that.
我看得到
Why do you keep taking that tone with me?
你干吗老是用那种语气跟我说话
Oh, I'll field that.
我来回答这个问题
Because if nobody else has this pen, It means at so point, you realized you had it and were too embarrassed to say, and we get to kill you.
如果发现大家都没拿 那就意味着 你发现自己拿着呢 可又不好意思承认 我们绝对灭了你
I'm not hiding my own pen, you paranoid weirdo.
我才不会监守自盗呢 你个痴傻妞
Everybody stay within each other's eyelines, please.
大家互相盯紧些
One of you's a monster.
你们中间有妖怪
Me next, right? - Hold on.
下一个是我 对吧 -等一下
Can we please consider the threshold that we are crossing ?
大家看看 咱都疯到啥程度了
We don't trust Abed?
连阿布蒂都信不过吗
He shredded my backpack.
他撕碎了我的背包
He freed my pet monkey.
他放走了我的宠物猴子
Because we corrupted him.
因为我们把他带坏了
He's our innocent .
他可是我们的单纯宝宝啊
He put gum in your hair.
他往你头发里面放口香糖
Empty the bag, Abed.
把书包掏空 阿布蒂
Uh, Pierce,
皮尔斯
You don't have a bag? - Giraffe.
你没有书包吗 -搞笑
Uh, Jeff, you don't have a bag?
杰夫 你没有包吗
Oh, I could never deprive the world of the portion of my chest the strap would cover.
哦 我永远不会让包带 遮挡住我完整的胸怀
Makes sense. So what's left?
有道理 还剩下谁
Shirley, a little hugging and crying, and then we're done?
雪瑞 要不要来一个爱的拥抱 就此一笔勾销?
Wait,Abed, why is my name in here?
阿布蒂 为什么这儿会有我的名字
That's mine .
那是我的本本
And shirley's and annie's?
怎么雪瑞和安妮也在上面
- tone — n.语气;色调;音调;音色; vt.增强;用某种调子说; vi.颜色调和;呈现悦目色调;
- means — n.手段;方法; 财产; v.意思是;打算(mean的第三人称单数)[复数means];
- crossing — n.十字路口;杂交;横渡;横道; v.横 越(cross的现在分词);
- innocent — adj.无辜的;无罪的;无知的; n.天真的人;笨蛋;
- portion — n. 部分;(食物 的)一份;分享的部分;分担的责任; v. 把…分成若干份(或部分);
- chest — n.胸，胸部;衣柜;箱子;金库;
- strap — v. 用带子系(或捆、扎、扣)好;包扎;给…打绷带; n. 带子;
- mine — n.矿，矿藏;矿山，矿井;地雷， 水雷; vt.开采，采掘;在…布雷; vi.开矿，采矿;埋设地雷; pron.我的;
What is it? - Charts.
这是嘛啊 -各种图表
Some kind of calendar ?
看起来像是日历
That's my persal private business.
个人隐私 别看了
Annie,4 on, 28 off, next, november 10th.
安妮为期4天 间期28天 下一次11月10号
Britta,5 on, 27 off...
布雷塔为期5天 间期27天
Are you charting our menstrual cycles?
你是不是在算我们的月经期啊
what?!
啥
Gross!
太恶心了
Abed, this is so personal !
这可是个人隐私
And so accurate .
不过算得还挺准的
Abed, this is really creepy.
阿布蒂 这也太吓人了
I really don't understand why you do this.
我实在搞不懂你为什么要这么做
I can explain.
容我解释一下
Oh. I thought you'd keep yelling over me.
我还以为你们还会接着吼我呢
Okay, I can explain.
好吧 让我来解释一下
You know I have trouble reading people, and say the wrong things, sometimes, And I noticed it was happening more often with you than it was with the others.
你们也知道我不太了解常人的想法 所以经常说一些不符合常理的话 而且我注意到和你们在一起时 这种状况发生的更加频繁
And then I noticed fluctuating patterns, and I started graphing them, and by the time I realized what I was actually measuring, it has started to yield really positive results for everybody, so I kept doing it.
之后发现这里有规可循 我就开始归纳成表格后来我明白过来这算的是啥了 结果对咱大家都有好处 我就继续算了
Were you ever gonna tell us about this?
你是打算一直瞒着我们吗
I--I feel so violated.
这对我是莫大的侮辱
More chocolate?
再来点巧克力吗
Oh! Get away from me!
快滚开
Abed just became my hero.
阿布蒂让我万分景仰
Can I have a little-- - NO!
我能不能看一眼啊 -滚
Guess it's true what they sayabout the sync- up.
你们周期一致了还是怎么
Okay, if I could just take this time to sharea few words of sarcasm with whoever it is that took this pen.
好吧 我想我正好可以借此机会 对那个偷笔贼说一段意味深长的讽刺话
I would say thank you for doing this to me.
我想说 感谢你为我做的这一切
- calendar — n. 日历;历法;日程表;挂历; v. 把…记入日程表中;把…列入表中;为(文件等)作分类索引;
- private — adj.私人的;私有的;私下的; n.列兵;二等兵;
- personal — adj.个人的;身体的;亲自的; n.人事消息 栏;人称代名词;
- accurate — adj.精确的;
- yield — n. 产量;产出;利润; v. 屈服;让步;放弃;提供;
- positive — adj.积极的;[数]正的，[医][化学]阳性的;确定的，肯定的;实际的，真实的;绝对的; n.正数; [摄]正片;
For a while I thought I'd have to suffer through a puppy parade, but I much prefer being entomb alive in a mausoleum of feelings
全仰仗您 我才不用出门 去看什么宠物游行 像现在这样被活埋在感情坟墓 纠葛到让我无所适从
I can neither understand nor reciprocate.
说真的 这比宠物游行好玩儿多了
So whoever you're, can I get you anything?
请容我给您奉上些啥 聊表谢意
Ice cream? Best friend medal ?
冰激凌还是最佳好友奖章
Anything?Mm-mmm?
什么都行
Okay, sarcasm over.
好吧 讽刺到此结束
You're last up, Shirley.
雪瑞 该你了
Dump your comedically huge bag and end this.
把你那滑稽可笑的大包清空 结束这一切吧
Uh, no, thank you.
不 谢了
Well, well, well, Harvey Keitel.
好啊 你够狠啊
Well, what do you know, Henry David Thoreau.
你到底隐瞒了什么 别想蒙我们
My oh my, Mike Tyson Just empty the bag.
拳王泰森 把包交出来
No! I don't have Annie's pen.
不 我没拿安妮的笔
I'm simply a christian woman that doesn't open her bag.
我就是个不喜欢被当众搜包的基督徒而已
What did the christian woman think would happen when we got to her bag?
被搜个包还能遭天谴不成 装个毛
The christian woman thought you'd find it on the muslim.
要搜就去搜穆斯林吧
Real nice!
您心真好
Nicer than you, condom carrier !
至少比你强 套套女
Dump the bag, you're guilty ! - No!
交出来 就是你干的 -不
Oh, lord , he's thrown a clot!
老天 八成是脑血栓了
Pierce!Call 911!
皮尔斯 快打911
No! No! No!
不 不要啊
Pierce, you didn't need to do that.
皮尔斯 你没必要这么绝吧
Yes, I did.
当然得这样
All you guys do is talk, leaving me to do the things you won't do.
你们就会扯淡 真格的事儿都得我来干
People like you are the reason we took so long to get into Vietnam.
干打雷 不下雨 难怪打个越南都耗那么久
Is this what you were trying to hide, shirley?
雪瑞 你藏的就是这个吧
- suffer — vt.遭受;忍受;经历; vi.遭受，忍受;受痛苦;经验;受损害;
- being — n.存在;生命;本质;品格; adj.存 在的;现有的;
- medal — n. 奖章;勋章; v. (在比赛中)获得奖牌(或奖章);
- carrier — n. 载波;承运人;载流子;填 料;
- guilty — adj.有罪的;内疚的;
- lord — n.主;上帝; int.主，天啊; vt.使成贵族; vi.作威作福，称王称霸;
A pregnancy test?
验孕棒
And more importantly, are they seriously marketing pregnancy tests to black women Guys! This is a terribly childish way o handle this kind of situation.
而且更重要的是 还真有专为黑人女性设计的验孕棒 伙计们 你们搞什么 会不会抓重点啊
Does this means you have a new boyfriend?
你有新男友了吗
Who, who, who?
谁啊 谁啊
Not that it's, uh, anyone's business...
跟你们...没关系
I recently reconnected with my husband over labor day, and it seems the lord may have a plan for us that doesn't include that stripper slut he ran away with.
我在劳动节之后和前夫勾搭上了 貌似主还是想再给我们一次机会 原来勾搭他的那个淫娃可以一边凉快去了You're not pregnant , shirley. It's impossible. 雪瑞 你肯定没怀孕 不可能的事
Why does everybody think I'm old?
为啥都说老娘不能生了
I'm around Jeff's age!
我也就和杰夫一边大
I have a uterus!
姐有子宫好吧
No, no. According to my charts, You couldn't have concived over labor day weekend.
不是 根据我的图表显示 你在劳动节的那个周末不可能怀孕的
You would have been ovulating on halloween.
你应该是到万圣节才排卵
Which is just as well, because if you're gonna have a pregnant woman in one of these, I say go elevator labor or go home.
这也挺给力的 你要是鬼怪节上怀了孕 趁着怪胎还没生下来 赶紧回家待着吧
Halloween?
万圣节吗
Well, that's that, then.
好吧 就这样吧
Yeah, what a relief .
是不是松了一口气啊
Looks like someone narrowly avoid a "Lifestyle mistake" of their own.
看来某些的生活 那是相当的不浪荡啊
Oh! Or is it only bad if you sleep with unmarried men?
莫非勾搭光棍才叫浪荡吗The bible doesn't recognize divorce , Britta! 圣经是不认可离婚的 布雷塔
- handle — n.[建]把手;柄;手感;口实; vt.处理;操作;运用;买卖;触摸; vi.搬运;易于操纵;
- recently — adv.最近; 新近;
- include — vt.包含，包括;
- pregnant — adj.怀孕的;富有意义的;
- According — adj.相符的;一致的;相 应的;和谐的;调和的; adv.依照;根据;按照; v.给予(accord的现在分词);使和谐一致;使符合;使适合;
- elevator — n.电梯;升降机;升降舵;起卸机;
- relief — n.救济;减轻，解除;安慰;浮雕;
- avoid — vt.避免;避开， 躲避;消除;
When you marry a man, he's your man!
一旦结婚 他就永远是你的丈夫
Yeah, and after he marries someone else, if you jump into the sac with him, you're an angel, so long as you don't use protection ?
是吗 如果他再婚以后 你还和他鸳鸯戏水 这就是神的旨意 所以你就可以不用套套了吗
I'm so glad you're enjoying this.
说出来很爽是吧
And I hope whoever stole that pen enjoys it in hell !
还有那杀千刀的偷笔贼 下地狱爽去吧
Nice try, stephen fry. - "Stephen fry."
干得不错嘛 虎尔摩斯 -是福尔摩斯
We all have an agreement.
我们都说好了的
Nobody leaves till we find it.
笔在人在 笔亡人亡
Get off.Here we go.
滚开 来吧
We are gonna find that pen!
把笔找出来
We are gonna find that pen!
一定找出来
And if we can't find it, Our children will find it!
咱找不到 下一代接着找
Is it over here in the books?
是不是在这堆书里啊
This pen? This incredible , magical pen That nobody knows how it could disappear ?
笔呢 我的神笔马良大魔笔呢 怎么就自己消失了呢
Oh, maybe it's right in here!
可能它就在这了
Guys, this is school property !
这都是学校的财产啊
Can we just forget it?
能别找了吗
It's a pen!
一支笔而已
It's a pen now?
这会儿明白了?
Really?
你确定吗
It's not a prciple anymore?
不再是什么所谓的原则了吗
Now it's a pen?
这会成一支笔了?
Why you change your heart?
你怎么改变心意了呢
You're not seriously accusing me.
你不会是想怀疑我吧
We searched my bag!
我的包搜过了
Which is exactly the last place you'd put it, if you found it halfway through all this.
要是你中途发现了笔的踪迹 你才不会把它藏包里
- recognize — vt.认出，识别;承认; vi.确认，承认;具结;
- divorce — n. 离婚;分离;脱离; v. 与(某人)离婚;判 (某人)离婚;使分离;使脱离;
- marry — vt.嫁;娶;与……结婚; vi.结婚;
- protection — n.保护;防卫;护照;
- hell — n.地狱;究竟(作加强语气词);训斥;黑暗势力; vi.过放荡生活;飞驰; int.该死;见鬼(表示惊奇、烦 恼、厌恶、恼怒、失望等);
- incredible — adj.难以置信的，惊人的;
- disappear — vi.消失;失踪;不复存在; vt.使…不存在;使…消失;
- property — n.性质，性能;财产;所有权;
In fact, assuming that one of us does have the pen, Who among us has the most incentive to make sure it never sees the light of day?
事实上 假设我们当中真有谁拿了你的笔 那么谁最有可能深埋证据 让其永不见天日呢
You want to go there? - Yeah.
你要搜身吗 -没错
I'll go there. - Okay.
我满足你 -好的
I was born there. - really?
完全满足你 -是吗
There's a placard the commemorating me!
姐完全彻底赤赤条条地满足你
What's going on, and how can I help?
什么情况 要搭把手吗
Annie, relax .
安妮 冷静点
No, you relax, Jeff.
不 你冷静点杰夫
Or are you scared that if you do, my pen will fall out?
你是怕一脱衣服 笔就掉出来吗
You precocious little bitch!
你个早熟的小贱人
Okay, guys, guys! Hey!
别这样 伙计们 嘿
Guys, stop!
伙计们 住手
You're being complely illogical!
你们脑子都抽风了
We need to flip up the table, divide the group by gender, and then search each other in our underwear.
我们应该把桌子翻过来 男女分开 然后脱光互相搜身
What?
啥
Now what?
现在咋办
Everybody shake. Enough to dislodge.
都晃两下 把东西晃下来
Okay, anything hit the floor?
有东西掉到地上吗
No.
没有
What are those underwear made out of?
你的内裤什么材质的
They look luxurious.
挺高档嘛
Oh. They're an organic soy-cotton blend .
是有机豆棉混织的
This Gwynnifer must be real special.
这位格温妮弗待遇挺高啊
Don'you usually wear the stripey turquoise beetlejuice numbers?
你通常不是穿青绿条纹 上面还印着阴间大法师那种吗
What does she mean "usually"?
她说 通常 是什么意思
All right, end of the road.
好了 别说了
We've torn apart the room, we've stripped.
屋子我们翻了个底朝天 也都脱光了
There is absolutely no place left...
该找的地方都找遍了...
- relax — vi.放松，休息;松懈，松弛;变从容;休养; vt.放松;使休息;使松弛;缓和;使松懈;
- divide — vt.划分; 除;分开;使产生分歧; vi.分开;意见分歧; n.[地理]分水岭，分水线;
- organic — adj. 有机的;不使用化肥的; 绿色的;有机物的; n. 分子有机体;
- blend — v. 混合;融合;加入;相称; n. 混合;混合物;混合种;混合色;
- apart — adv. 分开;分离;相距;不在一起; adj. (与众)不同的;
No.
不
No!
不
No.
不
Noooooo! No!
不要啊
Damn it. Broke my scissors .
该死 剪刀弄坏了
Here. Be careful.
给你 小心点
This is the last pair we have.
这是最后一把剪刀了
Also, don't cut his legs.
别扎到腿了
I'm worried we've gone too far.
我们是不是太过分了
This is how super villains are created.
大坏蛋就是这么炼成的
Can't you just make an inspiring Winger speech about trust, throw in a few digs at an easy celebrity target , and put a ribbon on this thing?
你就不能再来段鼓动人心的招牌演讲 嘲弄下某个名人 给咱安一个好听的名声 自我安慰一下吗
Abed, think about this for one second, if a single one of us leaves this room before we find that pen, how can any of us trust anyone in this group ever again?
阿布蒂 你可想清楚 如果我们中某人在找到笔前 就离开了自习室 以后我们还能信得过谁
What's your hurry?
你穿这么快干吗
I'm clothing myself.
遮羞啊
I'm not comfortable standing around in my all-together like you two anorex jeze-- Oh! I'm so sorry.
光穿着内衣我不自在 你们两个皮包骨头的荡妇对不起
That was really mean.
这话太刻薄了
I don't know where that came from.
我不知道为什么就脱口而出了
We've all been through a lot today.
今儿我们过的都不容易
And I'm sure this pregnancy scares Been weighg on you all week, right?
对怀孕的恐惧 怕是压抑了你一个星期了吧
And maybe that's why you took my pen?
所以你才拿了我的笔吗
What?!
什么
Where are you hiding it, judgy beans?
藏到哪去了 你个臭嘴女
All right, here we go.
好了 弄开了
It smells like a waffle house sink!
这跟饼干房的下水道一个味儿
Pierce, are you using slim jims to scratch your legs?
皮尔斯 你还用撬锁棍来挠腿
Have we not gotten to a place free of judgment yet?
你们能不能别问东问西的
- Damn — vt.谴责;罚…下地狱; vi.谴责; n.一点;诅咒; adj.可恶的; adv.非常; int.讨厌;
- scissors — n.剪刀;剪 式跳法; v.剪开;删除(scissor的第三人称单数);
- target — n.目标;靶子; vt.把……作为目标;规定……的指 标;瞄准某物;
- ribbon — n. 丝带;绶带;勋带;(用于捆绑或装饰的)带子; v. 用丝带装饰;加上带状条纹;撕碎; 形成带状;
- single — adj.单一的;单身的;单程的; n.一个;单打;单程票; vt.选出; vi.击出一垒安打;
- slim — adj. 苗条的;纤细的;单薄的;微薄的; n. (非洲用语)艾滋病; v. 减肥;
- scratch — n.擦伤;抓痕;刮擦声; 乱写; adj.打草稿用的;凑合的;碰巧的; vt.抓;刮;挖出;乱涂; vi.抓;搔;发刮擦声;勉强糊口;退出比赛;
This isn't it, this isn't it.
不是这支 不是这支
Where is it? Where's the pen?
在哪儿呢 笔在哪儿呢
Where's the pen?!
笔在哪儿
Where's the pen?
笔在哪儿呢
It's getting a little chilly outside , So the animal wranglers have asked that every student pick up a puppy and hold it, so they stay warm while the volunteers
外面有点降温了 管理人要求大家 每人抱只小狗 别让他们受寒
Hand out tiny, puppsized hats.
志愿者会发放狗狗的小帽子
Honestly, I don't know why I'm even making these announcements.
话说我也不知道自己为啥还要念通知
There can't be anyone who isn't already on the quad!
大家肯定都去院子里玩了
Annie, I'd just like to say, On behalf of whoever actually stole this pen I real am sorry about all this.
安妮 我只想说 不管是谁偷了这支笔 我都很抱歉事情搞成这样
I knew it was you.
我就知道是你
I knew it was you.
我就知道是你
All I know is it could be any of you.
你们都有嫌疑
And for all we know, it's you.
我们都清楚 就是你
I wish it were. I really do.
我倒希望是我 真的
I wish I could just find it behind my ear.
我倒希望被我藏在头发里了
I'd rather be that stupid than think that anyone of us might be this inconsiderate.
我倒希望自己有那么傻 都比怀疑大家要好
After all we've been through, it almost seems impossible.
纠结了这么久 这事儿简直离奇
It seems less than impossible.
倒不至于离奇
Something impossible actual seems more likely .
一些奇闻怪谈 反而可能是真的
Here we go.
这就来了
Winger speech to take us home.
翁格招牌演讲压轴上台
What if a ghost took the pen?
说不定是鬼拿了那支笔呢
Let him finish - I finished.
听他说完 -我说完了
For real, honestly, seriously, why not?
说真的不骗你 为啥不行
Why not just "a ghost took the pen"?
为什么不能是偷笔鬼呢
Okay, I've been saying that for hours.
我一直都这么说
- outside — adj.外面的，外部的;外来的; n.外部;外观; adv.在外面，向外面;在室外; prep.在…范围之外;
- behalf — n.代表;利益;
- likely — adj.很可能的;合适的;有希望的; adv.很可能;或许;
And we should've listening to Troy from the beginning.
一开始我们就应该听特洛伊的
Guys, look in your hearts and answer this question honestly: what's more likely?
伙计们 好好想想 然后认认真真的回答这个问题 哪种可能性更大呢
That someone in this group doesn't belong in this group?
是某个不配呆在这个小组的人吗
or ghosts?
还是鬼
If we have to choose between turning on each other or pinning it on some specter with unfinished, pen-related business,
如果让我们在朋友间反戈相向 和偷笔鬼怪谈之间选择 你会怎么选
I'm sorry, but my money's on ghost.
很抱歉 我觉得鬼的可能性更大
Well, I'm not a religious person, but I've seen specials on the paranormal.
我不信教 但是我也看过怪力乱神的东西
Anything's possible.
一切皆有可能
Relative to the alternative , it actually seems more logical to me.
跟另一个比起来 这种说法听起来更有逻辑
Why would a ghost want a pen?
鬼要笔干吗
Troy.
特洛伊
Okay.
听我慢慢道来
So I see it as a lot like the movie paranormal activity , except for more boring and fancy .
我觉得很像《灵动:鬼影实录》 但比那个无聊也 时髦多了
And I think in 1856, It is possible that a man was beheaded while he was writing in his diary to his long lost love,
在1856年 一个男人被砍头了 而他当时正给自己别离的爱人 写日记
And now he roams the halls of Greendale screaming for his pen so he can write a love letter.
而现在他就在格林德尔的大厅里游荡 急切的想要一支笔 然后写封情书
'"I need her! I need her!" He screams, as he looks for a pen.
我需要她 我需要她 他喊道 一边喊一边找笔
What the hell did you people do in there?
书写(write的ing形式); 你们到底在里面干吗了
- religious — adj.宗教的;虔诚的;严谨的;修道的; n.修道士;尼姑;
- Relative — adj.相对的;有关系的;成比例 的; n.亲戚;相关物;[语]关系词;亲缘植物;
- alternative — adj.供选择的;选择性的;交替的; n.二中择一;供 替代的选择;
- logical — adj.合逻辑的，合理的;逻辑学的;
- activity — n.活动;行动;活跃;
- boring — adj.无聊 的;令人厌烦的; n.钻孔; v.钻孔;使厌烦;挖空(bore的ing形式);
- fancy — n.幻想;想象力;爱好; adj.想象的; 奇特的;昂贵的;精选的; vt.想象;喜爱;设想;自负; vi.幻想;想象;
- writing — n.书写;作品;著作;[法]笔迹; v.
Something you and your puppies could only dream of You non-miraculous son of a bitch.
你和你的狗狗们难以想见的事情 你这个没心没肺的贱人
Non-miraculous?
没心没肺
Wait! Abed!
等等 阿布蒂
Now who could resist falling in love with our float .
这架花车真是让人不忍卒看
This autumn-colored puppy reminds us that while the leaves might be changing, responsible pet ownship is always in season.
这只秋色为袍的狗狗让人不禁想到 纵世间枝叶不留 然人宠之情永恒
Oh, here is a crowned favorite , and top and tail flute.
又来了一位皇室贵族 还有闪亮的高脚杯
A champagne bath and a red sportscar, let's hope he 's single.
一场香槟浴和红色跑车 但愿他还是钻石王老五
Well, this one feels a little preachy.
这可有点 寓教于乐
Boo! Boo!
下去吧 下去吧你
- resist — vi.抵抗，抗拒;忍耐; vt.抵抗;忍耐，忍住; n.[助剂]抗蚀剂;防染剂;
- float — v. 浮;浮动;漂浮;漂流; n. 浮子;彩车;鱼漂;(学游泳用的)浮板;
- responsible — adj.负责的，可靠的;有责任的;
- favorite — n.幸运 儿;喜欢的事物;特别喜欢的人; adj.最喜爱的;中意的;宠爱的;