Ready for the bus driver, wouldn't you?
准备好领教巴士大哥的厉害了么
You know why they call me the bus driver, right?
你知道我为啥江湖人称巴士大哥吧
Because you been travelin' all day?
因为你一直这么穷转悠
Because I'm taking your butt to school.
因为我会送你的小屁屁回老家
Nice.
好球
Cool, I'm up.
不错 到我了
Nuh-uh. Game's to 15.
还没到你 15分才算赢
Since when? - Since you scored 11.
啥时候的规定 -你得了11分的瞬间规定的
Sorry, Abed, I have to finish kicking Troy's butt Before I can get to yours.
对不住了阿布蒂 我得先踢了特洛伊的屁屁 才能来踢你的
See? All that angry talk about butts.
瞧见没 全是些关于屁屁的脏话
'"Kick your butt. Stomp your butt."
踢你屁屁 踩你屁屁
'" Punch your butt."
揍你屁屁
Do they say, "Punch your butt"?
他们说了 揍你屁屁 么
Point being hatred of each other's butts.
重点是 他们对彼此屁屁的那种敌意
Men play sports so they can seek out and destroy their own sensitivity.
男人进行体育活动 就是为了发掘脆弱的小心肝并将其摧毁
Oh! I never thought about it that way.
以前还真没这么想过
Do you think we'll learn about stuff like that in our women's studies class?
你觉得咱们在女性研究课上 也能学两招不
Hell , no!
当然不会
We're gonna find our roots in that class.
我们要在那课程中找回自我
And stop defining our gender by theirs.
不能再凡事以男人为准了
Well, I feel bad saying it, But it will be nice to get away from the boys and take a class with just us.
这么说好像不太和谐 可要是能远离那帮臭男人咱姐几个上一堂课也挺好的
Amen. Or "A-wo-men."
玉皇万岁 或者说王母万岁
Am I right?
我领会到精神了吧
Bring it in for a boob bump , ladies.
来击奶相庆 姐妹们
Nope?
不么
We'll get there.
那下次再说吧
Hey, guys.
伙计们
Remember last week when you were Playing with those remote control cars and you thought you were real cool?
还记得上周不 你们弄了几辆遥控赛车玩 就觉得自己宇宙第一酷
Well, turns out you're not.
事实证明 你们不行
- Punch — n. 冲床;重拳击打;用力的捶打;吸引力; v. 拳打;以拳痛击;给…打孔;(用打孔器等)打孔;
- being — n.存在;生命;本质;品格; adj.存在的;现有的;
- hatred — n. 仇恨;憎恨;厌恶;
- stuff — n.东西;材料;填充 物;素材资料; vt.塞满;填塞;让吃饱; vi.吃得过多;
- Hell — n.地狱;究竟(作加强语气词);训斥;黑暗势力; vi. 过放荡生活;飞驰; int.该死;见鬼(表示惊奇、烦恼、厌恶、恼怒、失望等);
- bump — n.肿块，隆起物;撞 击; vi.碰撞，撞击;颠簸而行; vt.碰，撞;颠簸; adv.突然地，猛烈地;
- remote — adj. 偏远的;偏僻的;遥远 的;久远的;
Draganflyer, bee-otch.
竹蜻蜓 贱人们
Yep, uh, four propellers.
没错 四个螺旋桨
It's got a built-in spy cam.
还有内置监控镜头
Range , 100 yards.
有效范围可达100码
And it'll strangle your stupid cars' little butts.
这宝贝儿会把你那些破车的屁屁给压瘪
Pierce , we're in a game. - Yeah.
皮尔斯 我们正比赛呢 -没错
And we're really not into R.C. Anymore.
而且遥控之类的已然过时了
What? It's-- it's a draganflyer.
呐尼 这可是竹蜻蜓
Come on, Pierce, man. This is a school.
拜托 皮尔斯 这可是学校
I can't control it.
不是我干的
There's a little pilot in there.
里头坐着个小人儿呢It's not funny, Pierce! - Propellers are sharp ! 别玩了 皮尔斯 -螺旋桨很锋利的
Stop it!
住手
Knuckle walkers!
眼瞎了啊
Sorry, it was an accident .
对不起 纯属意外
So was the "Y" Chromosome, But you don't see us throwing stuff at it.
你们的雄性染色体也纯属意外 但我们可没拿东西砸它
Where you guys going?
你们去哪
Away from your symbolically invasive balls to a women's studies class.
我们去上女性研究课 蛋啊球啊什么的 你们自个儿玩吧
Which women's studies class?
啥女性研究课
Feminist representations in media .
媒体中男女平等的表现形式
I'm in. - oh, uh, Abed, We kind of thought this would be something just for the girls.
我加入 -那啥 阿布蒂 这个似乎是只针对女生的课程
Sounds like it.
貌似好像
I'd love to learn more about you.
我挺想了解女人的
I'll change out of my sports clothes and meet you there.
我去换套衣服 教室见
You just lost You just lost a game You just lost You just lost a game With Troy Hey, sore loser.
你输光光 输呀么输光光 你输勒个光 输呀么输勒个光 特洛伊最强 愿赌不服输
throat”; Yeah...proud of it.
得瑟吧你就
- Range — n.范围;幅度;排;山脉; vi.(在...内)变动;平行，列为一行;延伸;漫游;射程达到; vt.漫游;放牧;使并 列;归类于;来回走动;
- Pierce — v. 穿透;扎;刺破;穿过; n. 皮尔斯;
- pilot — n. 飞行员;领航员;引水员;(航空器) 驾驶员; v. 试点;引导;试行;驾驶(航空器); adj. 试验性的;试点的;
- sharp — adj.急剧的;锋利的;强烈的;敏 捷的;刺耳的; adv.急剧地;锐利地;突然地; n.尖头;骗子;内行; vt.磨快;把音调升高; vi.打扮;升音演奏;
- accident — n.事故;意外;[法]意外事件;机遇;
- media — n.媒体;媒质(medium的复数);血管中层;浊塞音;中 脉;
- sore — n. 疮;痛处;伤处; adj. (发炎)疼痛的;酸痛的;气恼;愤慨; adv. 〈古,诗〉同“sorely. a sore
I want a rematch.
我要求重赛
Hey, guys.
姐妹们
I raced here so I could save us four seats.
我提前来给你们占了位子
Thanks, abed.
谢谢 阿布蒂
But...Annie can't see the board From this far back.
不过呢...坐这么靠后 安妮会看不见黑板的
She lost her glasses.
她眼镜丢了
I've never seen you wear glasses.
我从来没见你戴过眼镜
Yeah, I usually wear contacts, But I couldn't find them... without my glasses.
我平时都戴隐形的 可是找不到了 因为框架的丢了
Which I wear.
反正我戴眼镜的
Cool-cool-cool.
行行行
Are we bad people?
咱们是不是太坏了
No. I love abed.
不会 我喜欢阿布蒂
But sometimes he can't take a hint .
可这孩子有时候听不懂暗示啊
We told him-- this is a girl thing.
我们都说了 这是只针对女生的
'scuse me.
不好意思
We were gonna sit there.
这是我们的位子
Oh, uh, sorry. We didn't know.
不好意思 我们不知道
But now we're sitting here, so...
可我们既然已经坐了 那...
That's the problem.
那就麻烦了
You don't seriously expect us to get up And change seats for you?
你不会真指望 我们会为了你们换位子吧
Well, if you're further in back, Less people will see your roots.
要是你坐后面点 就没那么多人看到你那满头杂草了
Um...excuse me?
我勒个...你说啥我没听清
Oh, the way you excuse your little moustache hairs?
就像你也没看清自己嘴上的小胡子吗
Uh, you know what?
这样吧
We're good people.
我们是好人
So we will find seats elsewhere .
所以我们去找别的位子
It's called the high road.
这就是传说的高风亮节
I hope it leads to a salon.
找个沙龙整整自己的毛吧
You're back.
你们回来了
I've seen 'em before. The leader's name is Meghan.
我以前见过她们 领头那个叫梅根
Of course ! Why name your daughter Meghan?
瞧这名字 咋会有人给自己孩子起名叫霉根啊
Are you stocking up for a bitch shortage ?
怕不够霉了好拿她来补充霉源么
Which one's Meghan?
哪个是梅根
- board — n.董事会;木板;甲板;膳食; vt.上(飞机、车、船等);用板盖上;给提供膳宿; vi.寄宿;
- hint — n. 提示; 暗示;迹象;窍门; v. 暗示;透露;示意;
- elsewhere — adv.在别处;到别处;
- course — n.科目;课程;过程;进程; 道路;路线，航向;一道菜; vt.追赶;跑过; vi.指引航线;快跑;
- stocking — n. 库存;储备;股份;原汁; v. 库存; 储备;(在湖里,河里)放鱼;(给农场)购买家畜; adj. 陈旧的;常备的; (stocking是stock的现在分词) shortage:n. 短缺;不足;缺少;
The one with the hole in her sweater's armpit, Or the one whose tight sleeves are pushing her fat toward her elbows?
腋窝底下漏个洞来释放狐臭那个 还是衣服紧得把肥膘都挤到胳膊肘的那个
No, those are her cronies.
不 那几个是她的跟班
So Meghan's the one with the crooked ears and no angles?
那梅根就是那个招风耳大饼脸咯
Ha! Damn .
犀利
Sorry, I over-described again?
不好意思 我说太狠了吗
Oh, no, Abed.
完全没有 阿布蒂
Describe those girls all you want.
想咋形容就咋形容Yeah. In fact, what are you doing for lunch? 对了 话说你午餐有啥打算It's wednesday. Sometimes I eat in Jeff's car. 今天是周三 我有时候在杰夫的车里吃
Don't tell him.
别告诉他啊
Troy, where are you?
特洛伊 人呢
You would go this far to avoid a rematch?
你就那么怕重赛 至于跑这么远吗
Jeff!
杰夫
What is this thing?
这是嘛玩意儿啊
In my line of work, a multimillion dollar injury suit .
以我的职业直觉 这是一个价值百万美刀的伤害诉讼
I thought schools got rid of these things.
我以为学校早就不要这些东西了
I can't believe greendale allows it.
格林德尔竟然还保留着
Greendale doesn't.
格林德尔没保留
That's why it's hidden.
所以得藏着掖着
Who else saw you come in?
有别人看到你们进来吗
If we say nobody, Are you doing to stab us with your bush scissors ?
如果我们说没人看到 你会用园艺剪刀把我们都咔嚓掉吗
Of course not.
当然不会
I'm Joshua.
我是约书亚
And this is a place of peace and balance .
这是一个世外桃源
A place of nourishment.
一个修身养性之地
A place free from darkness.
一个没有黑暗的国度
Because there's a trampoline?
就因为这有一个蹦床吗
There is something cool about being up here, Jeff.
站在这上面实在是太美妙了 杰夫
I mean , at first I was just jumping, but then...
我是说 一开始我就是蹦蹦 然后...
- Damn — vt.谴责;罚…下地狱; vi.谴责; n.一点;诅咒; adj.可恶的; adv.非常; int.讨厌;
- Describe — vt.描 述，形容;描绘;
- avoid — vt.避免;避开，躲避;消除;
- injury — n.伤害，损害;受伤处;
- suit — vt.适合;使适应; n.诉讼;恳求;套装;一套外衣; vi.合适;相称;
- scissors — n.剪刀;剪式跳法; v.剪开;删除(scissor的第三人称 单数);
- balance — n.平衡;余额;匀称; vt.使平衡;结算;使相称; vi.保持平衡;相称;抵销;
but then you started bouncing...
然后你就颠了起来
Like a baby on the knee of a goddess.
如同女神膝下的婴儿
Yes!
对
Yes.
太对了
Jeff, get on.
杰夫 快上来试试
Ah, one at a time, please.
一次只能一个人
I must as you to adhere to two simple principles.
我得说清楚这里的两条规矩
First, for this place to survive , It must stay secret.
首先 要想保留这迦南美地 你们必须保密
And second...
第二点
No double bounces.
禁止双人跳
Feet shoulder width apart .
双脚张开与肩齐宽
Knees bent.
屈膝
And just breathe.
放松的呼吸吧
At the apex of each bounce there is a moment, Outside of time, outside of words...
弹跳达到最高点时 会有那么一瞬间 你会感到神游于时空之外 妙不可言
Outside of everything.
万物皆浮云
A perfect moment. A silent moment.
寂静而又完美的瞬间
I call it the world's whisper .
我称其为 呢喃物语
Wow...you're right.
哇哦 太对了
And I don't mind admitting you're right, Which is weird.
我竟然承认你是对的 太诡异了
30 seconds on this thing, and I already feel-- Jeff...
在这上面才三十秒 我已经感受到... 杰夫
You've been up there for an hour.
你已经蹦跶一个小时了
Okay, Abed, girl in the pink--go.
阿布蒂 来损损穿粉衣服的女孩
Her forehead hangs over, her head like a canopy.
她的额头太突出 都可以挡雨了
She missed a belt loop , and her stomach spills over her shorts.
她裤腰带少了个扣环 小肚子都快爆炸了
Target destroyed. - What brutality.
目标被摧毁 -很爽很残酷
- mean — adj.平均的;卑鄙的;低劣的;吝啬的; vt.意味;想要;意欲; n.平均值; vi.用意;
- adhere — vi.坚持;依附; 粘着;追随; vt.使粘附;
- survive — vt.幸存;生还;幸免于;比...活得长; vi.幸存;活下来;
- shoulder — n.肩，肩 膀;肩部; vt.肩负，承担; vi.用肩推挤，用肩顶;
- width — n. 宽度;广度;某一宽度的材料;(游泳池两长边之 间的)池宽;
- apart — adv. 分开;分离;相距;不在一起; adj. (与众)不同的;
- bounce — n. 弹跳;跳动;弹性;活 力; v. 弹跳;反射;拒付;解雇; adv. 砰地;猛跳;
- Outside — adj.外面的，外部的;外来的; n.外部;外观; adv. 在外面，向外面;在室外; prep.在…范围之外;
- whisper — v. 耳语;低语;私语;小声说; n. 耳语(声);低语 (声);私语(声);轻柔的声音;
- forehead — n. 前额;
- belt — n. 皮带;腰带;传动带;传送带; v. 猛击;狠打;飞奔;飞 驰;
- loop — n. 循环;回路;环路;圈; v. 使成环;使绕成圈;成环形移动;
- stomach — n.胃;腹部;胃口; vt.忍受;吃 下; vi.忍受;
It's called a muffin top, abed.
就叫她松饼脑袋 觉得怎样
Like a muffin? Clever.
像松饼 有才
But you guys said it's rude to focus on imperfections.
你们不是说背后嚼人舌根很缺德吗
This the stuff I'm supposed to filter , right?
这些话是不是不应该讲啊
Absolutely, Abed.
理论上没错
It's just kind of a guilty pleasure to hear it about... certain girls.
但听你损某些姑娘 我们会有种愧疚的快感
Like Meghan and her friends, because they're bitches.
比如梅根和她的朋友 因为她们都是贱人
That's nice. Uh, who needs a soda ?
太爽了 你们有人要汽水吗
I'll get it-- I'm making you guys so happy, I want to keep it going.
我去拿吧 你们难得被我逗的这么乐呵 我得再接再厉
Okay, I love Abed so much.
我爱死阿布蒂了
I know, it's like he's one of the girls.
我懂 小妮子太可人了
Uh, guys.
姑娘们
Yeah, do you mind not looking at me?
你看够了没
I don't know, do you mind that your face makeup doesn't match your neck?
不知道 你脸妆画太过了 跟脖子一点也不搭
When I squint, you look like a circus clown.
扎眼一看 还以为是小丑呢
Okay, I beg your pardon, geek...
你搞什么 山炮
I don't even know your peanut-headed ass.
姐姐我压根不认识你
You're right, we've never met.
没错 咱没见过
Like your hair and dandruff shampoo.
就跟你没用过去屑洗发水一样
Hoo hoo! Filet of Meghan, service for one.
梅根悲剧 好戏开场
Okay, Abed, let's get back to the table.
阿布蒂 咱还是回去吧
Yeah, Abed. Go with your skank.
没错 快跟她们回乡下老家吧
Or keep going. Up to you.
或者你继续骂吧 随你
Keep going about what, her uneven bra padding?
说啥 说她那俩不对称的胸垫吗
You look like you're smuggling a lime and a coconut.
看着就跟一边塞了柠檬 另一边塞椰子似的
- Target — n.目标;靶子; vt.把……作为目标;规定……的指标;瞄准某物;
- rude — adj.粗鲁的;无礼的;狂暴的;未 开化的;
- focus — n.焦点;中心;清晰;焦距; vt.使集中;使聚焦; vi.集中;聚焦;调节焦距;
- filter — n. 滤波器;过 滤器;滤光器;滤声器; v. 过滤;渗入;(用程序)筛选;缓行;
- guilty — adj.有罪的;内疚的;
- soda — n. 苏打;纯碱; 苏打汽水(加果味，有时加入冰淇淋);无水碳酸钠;
Go away, loser.
滚开 你个傻蛋
Good one--tell that to the stitching on your ratty panties, Or wear higher jeans on laundry day.
说得好 只可惜你的内裤开线了 好歹得穿条高腰裤子遮一下吧
Damn, that diss made me snarf, yo!
我扛不住了
You know what? You're dead.
你给我记住了 你死定了
You're bowlegged.
罗圈妹
Bye. See ya.
走好不送哈
Women of Greendale!
格林德尔的女人们
This cafeteria has been declared a bitch-free zone !
这个食堂里再没有贱人了
Can't tell you how great I feel right now.
我此时此刻感觉实在妙极
I wasn't sure that you would take to the trampoline's ways.
我一开始不确定你能感受到蹦床之美
Some can't.
很多人都不行
And some are just natural jumpers.
而有些人生来就会蹦跶
See you tomorrow, Joshua.
明天见 约书亚
We better bounce.
我们得走了
That's Sharice.
她叫夏丽思
I had sociology with her last year.
我上学年和她一起上社会学
She told me I walk like a dude.
她说我走起来像个爷们儿
That's awful ! Abed, you got anything?
太恶劣了 阿布蒂 你有什么点子
I might have something to say about those jeans she's wearing.
我打算从她的裤子着口开骂
But you guys are sure it's not bad?
但是你们确定这样做对吗
Bad isn't that bad when you're doing it to bad girls.
对敌人的仁慈就是对自己的残忍
Yeah, and you're really good at it.
而你一口铁齿铜牙不能浪费了
You're like a machine.
钢牙机器人
Like robocop. - Exactly like rowboat cop.
就像是机械战警吗 -像极了划艇警察
Sharice is a bad rowboat. Sink her.
夏丽思就是那艘破船 沉了她
Affirmative.
明白
They're bad. - bad.
太难看了 丑死了
Hey...you dudes ready to shoot the rock after study group?
你们想不想一会儿学习结束了 去打球啊
I'm gonna slit your butt's throats.
我来收拾收拾你俩的屁屁
Nice catch, losers.
接得好 废人们
- jeans — n.牛仔裤;工装裤;
- laundry — n.洗衣店，洗衣房;要洗的衣服;洗熨;洗好的衣服;
- zone — n. 地带;分 区;(尤指有别于周围的)区域; v. 将…划作特殊区域;指定…为某项用途的区域;将…分成区(或划成带);
- awful — adj.可怕的;极坏的;使人敬畏的;
- shoot — vt.射击，射中;拍摄;发芽;使爆炸;给…注射; vi.射击;发 芽;拍电影; n.射击;摄影;狩猎;急流;
Go get it.
捡回来啊
Sorry, Pierce.
抱歉 皮尔斯
We're not really into basketball anymore.
我们对篮球没兴趣了
What?
啥
What's up with you guys?
你们俩怎么了
Why are you acting like that?
你们这是演的哪一出啊
Like what?
怎么了
Ah! Gay boots!
同志靴啊
Lady boots!
娘们儿靴
He's a gaywad.
他终于出柜了
Are those as comfortable as they look?
穿起来舒服吗
They're like wearing a pair of dreams.
就跟踏着梦一样
I'm sure your shoes are fine, though.
不过我猜你的鞋也挺好
You know what?
猜怎么着
They are.
确实挺好
Something's up with you two, And I want to know what it is.
你俩有猫腻儿 我得把这事搞清楚
Are you on weed ?
抽大麻了?
Give me some--I'll smoke you two under the table.
给我来点 让你们见识下啥叫大烟枪
Oh, man, I feel so good.
感觉爽呆了
It's like the whole campus is a gutter and we're just spraying it clean.
感觉就像是咱扫黄打黑小分队 终于把那些人渣清干理净了
Abed, I may need you to come to the bank with me to have words with a certain something at window four.
阿布蒂 我想请你陪我去趟银行 跟坐在四号窗口的某位好好聊聊
We'll take 'em down.
让他们落花流泪
We'll take all these bitches down.
让他们泪流不止血流成河
Ladies, are you okay?
你们还好吗
Take it easy.
平和点
Um, did you just tell us what to do?
怎么 你想命令我们吗
Here's the thing.
都听着
It's a little rule.
规矩说清楚
Maybe you're not familiar with it.
也许你没咋听说过
Nobody tells me what to do--ever.
谁都别想命令我
Whoa, whoa, cowboy. I surrender .
表激动 我投降
Abed, did you hear that?
阿布蒂 你听见没
Jeff a bitch too? - Yes.
纳入目标? -对
Take him down. - Cool.
弄死他 -好
Hey, Jeff, what's with the boots?
杰夫 你靴子咋回事
2008 called to tell you that, even in 2008,
靴子它妈在2008年喊它回家吃饭呢
those were tacky. - oh, you go, girl!
让它别跟这丢人了 -一针见血
- weed — vt.除草;铲除; n.杂草,野草;菸草; vi.除草;
- campus — n.(大学)校园;大学，大学生活;校园内的草 地;
- familiar — adj.熟悉的;常见的;亲近的; n.常客;密友;
- surrender — vt.使投降;放弃;交出;听任; vi.投降; 屈服;自首; n.投降;放弃;交出;屈服;
'cause if someone comes up here, Kanye and Kumar get taken to jail .
屌 Daaamn.
Why don't we just all take a deep breath and... find some center .
伙计们 咱们一起深呼吸 冥想吧
Okay, that is it!
受不了了
What are you hiding from me?
你到底背着我们干啥了
They're keeping relaxation secrets.
他们有个秘密放松基地
Tell me how to get this laid back, or I'll kill your families!
赶紧告诉哥 否则我杀你全家
Okay, this place is lame.
太没劲了
Girls, Abed.
姑娘们 阿布蒂
Toodles.
回见了
I'm watching you two.
我可盯着你俩呢
24, 2010.
死盯一整年
These balls on your butts.
盯死你俩不放松
Quick bounce before lunch?
饭前蹦两下?
Absolutely.
必须的
Let me just make sure that Pierce isn't hovering around.
我去查探一下 防止皮尔斯盯梢
Coast is clear.
安全
What did you see, my pretty ?
小宝贝看见啥了
Wait.
等等
Back, back--freeze it.
后退 后退 定格
Can you blow that up a little? Enhance .
能放大一点吗 往上
Enhance.
往上
Enhance.
往上
Stop! That's it.
停 就这个
Blow it up.
放大
There it is.
就是这个
Um, excuse me, girls.
不好意思 姐们
You're sitting in our seats.
这是我们的位子
I'm sorry. What did you say?
等等 你说什么
Oh! I didn't know you were deaf .
没成想您还耳背啊
I suspected you were blind from the outfit.
光看衣服 还以为你就是眼瞎而已呢
Toodles.
回见了您
See ya.
不送哈
Wait a minute.
等等
Why were you mean to them? Did they insult you?
你们干嘛欺负人 她们惹你们了吗
No, but that top insulted our retinas.
没有 不过那身衣裳有碍观瞻
Go, girl.
说的好
Bad isn't that bad when you're doing it to bad girls.
对敌人的仁慈就是对自己的残忍
Annie, when you laugh like that, you snort like a piglet.
安妮 你笑起来像猪猡
Careful, Abed. - Be careful with your skin.
说话悠着点 -你的皮肤也悠着点
Your face is so puffy right now, your eyes look like sewn-on buttons.
脸浮肿成这副模样 眼睛都像是缝上去的扣子
- center — n.中心，中央;中锋;中心点; vi.居中，被置于中心; vt.集中，使聚集在一点;定中心; adj.中央 的，位在正中的;
- pretty — adj.漂亮的;可爱的;优美的; adv.相当地;颇; n.漂亮的人;
- Enhance — v. 提高;增 强;增进;
- deaf — adj.聋的;
- insult — vt.侮辱;辱骂;损害; n.侮辱;凌辱;无礼;
You need to check that attitude at the door, Abed.
你得去门边好好反省一下 阿布蒂
You need to check the door before you go through it, shirley.
你进门之前 还得看看门够不够大呢 雪瑞
What? What?
你说啥
Abed, you cannot talk to us that way.
阿布蒂 你不能跟我们倒戈Someone has to. You guys are being bitches. 总得有人站出来 你们都成贱人了
We're not bitches!
我们才不是
We were just joking.
闹着玩而已
If that makes us bitches, we're all bitches.
如果这都算贱人 还有谁不是贱人
That's a good point, Annie.
说的好 安妮
You told him.
那当然
Affirmative. You're all bitches.
同意 你们都是贱人
Nice shirt. It would look better on a girl.
衣服不错 要是给女人穿就更好了
Pick a bronzer.
抹点粉底
You're not fooling us with that band-aid--we knew it's a zit.
别想拿创可贴蒙我们 明明就是青春痘
You're all bitches. Triple bitches.
都是贱人 贱人三人组
Bitch, bitch, bitch.
贱人 贱人 贱人
Hey, bitch. Bitch. You bitch.
好啊 贱人 贱 你也贱
I'm a bitch. You're a bitch.
我贱你贱大家贱
Pierce!
皮尔斯
How did you find us?
你怎么找到我们的
Draganflyer, bee-otch.
竹蜻蜓 贱人
So this is the big secret, huh?
这就是惊天大秘密吗
You two sneak out here and hang out on the big, gay trampoline.
你俩单独溜出来 在这个娘炮蹦床上蹦跶?
Lower your voice, Pierce.
小点声 皮尔斯
This is our place of peace.
这是我们的秘密桃花源
Yes. And now it's mine too.
没错 现在也有老子一份
Mine.
老子的
Oh, this is great!
不赖啊
I wanna go higher!
再高点
Pierce...please...
皮尔斯 拜托
You're doing it all wrong.
不是这么跳
I wanna go higher!
再高点
Troy, get up here and double bounce me.
特洛伊 上来跟我双人跳
That's not how we do things here.
这样不行
You get up here and double bounce me, Or I'll tell everybody about this place!
赶紧给老子上来双人跳 否则我就把这破地方大白天下
Come on!
快点
- attitude — n.态度;看法;意见;姿势;
- Lower — vt.减弱，减少;放下，降下;贬低; vi.降低;减弱;跌落; adj.下 游的;下级的;下等的;
- mine — n.矿，矿藏;矿山，矿井;地雷，水雷; vt.开采，采掘;在…布雷; vi.开矿，采 矿;埋设地雷; pron.我的;
God is my witness , I will tweet it!
上帝作证 我要微博满天下
Double bounce me!
快来双人跳
Why are you doing this?
你为啥要这样
Double bounce me! Do it!
双人跳 赶紧的
Pierce, that's enough.
皮尔斯 够了
I hate you.
我恨你
I hate you!
我恨你
Double bounce me!
双人跳
Father...
天父在上
My legs! Ohh!
俺的腿
Oh, my legs, I-- Illegal trampoline!
俺的腿 里头有非法蹦床
They have an illegal trampoline back there!
那里头有个非法蹦床
Whoa, black jeans? Nice try, Michael Penn.
黑牛仔 不错啊 迈克尔·潘[歌手]
Those bangs aren't covering anything, five- head.
刘海遮不住 前额凸出来
Pegged jeans. Sweater balls. Crows feet.
裤脚卷边 毛衣起球 鱼尾纹
What's it called when your back hair grows into your neck hair grows into your regular hair?
背上的毛长成了颈毛 接着又长成了头发叫什么
Look it up, because you have it.
去查查吧 你就是这德行Nice. Who taught you how to be a juice box? 不错 是谁告诉你如何做果汁盒的
Don't worry. I come in peace.
别担心 我来和解的
And whatever medicated shampoo you're using seems to be doing the trick.
你用的这款医用香波 似乎效果不错
What do you want?
你到底想做什么
To restore the natural order .
让一切回归原位
What are these?
这些是什么
Destruct codes.
毁灭代码
Well, that seems a little excessive .
似乎太绝了
Joshua.
约书亚
We were looking for you all over.
我们到处找你
Where you going?
你去哪里
I got fired. I'm leaving.
我被炒了 走人呗
Joshua, we are so sorry.
约书亚 真是对不起
Don't apologize .
不用道歉
It's my fault.
本来就是我的错
Guess that's what I get for trusting some black guy.
相信黑人就该有这下场吧
What?
啥
When you found the trampoline, I thought the only way to protect it was to let you use it.
你发现蹦床的时候 为了保住秘密 只好让你玩儿了
Guess it goes to prove what I already knew: Non-whites ruin everything.
看来还是证实了我已知的真理 非白 毁灭一切
- witness — n.证人;目击者;证据; vt.目击;证明;为…作证; vi.作证人;
- Illegal — n. 非法劳工;非法移民; adj. 不合法的;非法的;违法的;
- restore — v. 恢复;修复;恢复(某种情况或感受);使复原;
- order — n.命令;顺序;规 则;[贸易]定单; vt.命令;整理;定购; vi.命令;定货;
- excessive — adj.过多的，极度的;过分的;
- apologize — vi.道歉;辩解;赔不是; vt.道歉;谢罪;辩白;
Oh, my god.
我的天
Joshua was racist.
约书亚居然搞种族歧视
That came out of nowhere .
而且一点预示都没有
Did it?
真没有吗
A place free from darkness.
一个没有黑暗的国度
And some are just natural jumpers.
有些人天生会蹦跶
It's going to be a maze.
最后的图案是个迷宫
Maybe I just didn't want to believe it.
可能我只是不愿去相信吧
Maybe that's the lesson here.
也许这就是教训
Purity that demands exclusion...
远离尘嚣的纯净
isn't real purity.
不是真正的纯净
Maybe paradise is a lie.
也许天堂是个谎言
Not exactly.
不一定哦
Paradise exists.
天堂是存在的
Right here.
就在这里
For once... he's actually right.
开天辟地头一遭 他是对的
Let me buy you some ice cream.
我请你吃冰淇淋吧
My white guilt is doing somersaults.
作为白皮鬼 内疚感在我心中翻江倒海
Worth it.
值了
Ahh, paradise.
啊 天堂
Hey! Horse-neck.
你 马脖子
So... what's with the clothes?
会不会穿衣服啊
I mean, you look like a toddler who got dressed in the dark.
小屁孩 妈妈帮你穿衣服时没开灯吧
Aww, snap !
够屌
Here it comes, y'all!
看好戏吧 各位
Look at your face.
瞅瞅你这尊容
It's like your mom was a lizard who got raped by a muppet.
你的蜥蜴老妈被青蛙木偶强奸了才生下你吧
And that burn was brought to you by the letter "S,"
这句妙语将你带到了 尸字头 的新境界
As in snap!
屌得不得了
What?
怎么了
Too hurt to respond ?
受伤到无力还击了
Uhh! That's right.
对了
You don't have feelings.
你根本就没有感情
See, the rest of us feel ashamed of ourselves, so we act like bitches to make ourselves feel better.
我们这些人都是以已为羞 所以我们才武装成贱人让自己好受些
But you did it to fit in.
你扮贱却是为了融入人群
- prove — vt.证明;检验;显示; vi.证明是;
- ruin — n.废墟;毁坏;灭亡; vt.毁灭;使破产; vi.破产;堕落;被毁灭;
- nowhere — adv.无处;任何地方都不;毫无结果; n.无处;任何地方;无名之地; adj.不存在的;毫无结果的; 不知名的;
- Purity — n.[化学]纯度;纯洁;纯净;纯粹;
- snap — adv. 突然; v. (使咔嚓)断裂;移到某位置;厉声 说;怒气冲冲地说; n. (尤指关上或断裂的声音)啪嗒声;(尤指抢拍的)照片; abbr. (=systems for nuclear auxiliary power)核辅助动力系统; adj. 匆忙的;仓促的; int. (在“对儿”牌游戏中出现同样 的牌时喊的)对儿;
- respond — vi.回答;作出反应;承担责任; vt.以…回答; n.应答;唱和;
- ashamed — adj.惭 愧的，感到难为情的;耻于……的
And no matter how hard you try, you never will.
可惜无论你多努力 你永远都融不进屌 屌 Snap. Snap!
Snap! Snap! Snap! Snap!
屌屌屌屌
Give it up! Ooh! Ooh! Snap! Snap!
认输吧 太屌了
Abed, are you okay?
阿布蒂 你还好吧
That was so cruel.
太残忍了
I deserved it.
我罪有应得
I should have never been mean to anybody, least of all you guys.
我本来就不该对任何人无礼的 尤其是你们
I was trying so hard to fit in that I took it too far.
我很努力地融入 但越界太远
We took it too far.
越界的是我们
We became the kind of women that we hate, and we turned you into a monster.
我们自己变成了贱人 而且把你变成了恶魔
The kind of monster that makes outlandish statements about someone's weight.
对别人的体重说三道四的恶魔
Those kind of things hurt.
这种话很伤人
Even when they're not true.
瞎说的也很伤人
And all because we were insecure.
都是我们缺乏安全感造成的
Everyone is.
人人都如此Even Tom Cruise knows he's short and nuts. 就算是汤姆·克鲁斯也知道自己又矮又疯
We're at the mercy of each other and ourselves.
我们于己于人都是上天的恩惠
That's why there has to be forgiveness on both sides.
所以对己对人都要有宽恕之心
Aww... Abed...
阿布蒂
Oh, my goodness . What happened to Pierce?
上帝啊 皮尔斯怎么了
Long story.
说来话长
Men.
男人就这德行
Yeah.
是的
Damn it, Pierce, will you knock it off?
见鬼 皮尔斯 消停下好吧
I told you, I'm not controlling it.
我跟你说了 不是我干的
There's a little man inside.
有个小人坐里面呢
Hi. - Pierce!
你好 -皮尔斯
Listen, I wanted to let you know, Pierce, it's okay to exceed the recommended daily dosage.
听着 皮尔斯 我希望你知道 超量服药是没有问题滴
And don't let anybody tell you different!
天天; 别让其他人动摇你的想法
- Cruise — n. 航行;乘船游览; v. 乘船游览;以平稳的速度行驶;巡行;轻而易举赢得(或获得);
- mercy — n.仁 慈，宽容;怜悯;幸运;善行;
- goodness — int.天哪; n.善良，优秀;精华，养分;
- exceed — v. 超过(数目或数 量);超越(法律、命令等)的限制;
- daily — adj.日常的;每日的; n.日报;朝来夜去的女佣; adv.日常地;每日;
Who's going to be in charge of making sure he doesn't o.D.?
谁负责确认他没有磕药过量What? What-- When did we start doing that? 咋了 咋了 咱什么时候开始用这招的
Three two one.
三 二 一
Troy and Abed in the mornin'.
特洛伊和阿布蒂的早间报道
And we're back with Greendale's resident animal expert , Star-burns.
欢迎回来 这位是格林德尔动物专家 星霸
My name's Alex.
我叫亚历克斯Star-burns joins us with his pet turtle, Shelly. 星霸和他的宠物龟雪莉一起来到直播间
Now, I understand Shelly can eat over five mice a day.
据说雪莉一天可以吃掉超过五只老鼠
That's impressive . - Turtles don't eat mice.
真了不起 -乌龟不吃老鼠
What do they eat? - I don't know.
那它们吃什么 -我不知道
Pellets? I have no idea.
药丸? 不清楚
That's disappointing. - That's not good.
真失望 -不太好
Look, what is going on here?
这到底是咋回事
I was studying for my econ midterm.
我正为经济学期中考做准备
You guys walk in, you hand me this turtle, and then you tell me to smile for the folks at home.
你们走进来 递给我这只龟 然后告诉我要冲着观众微笑
What folks at home?
哪门子的观众
Star-burn...
星霸同学These things give you salmonella, you know. 这东西会把沙门氏菌传染给我的
Let's go to Gary with a check on the weather.
加瑞会为大家播报未来的天气情况
It's still sunny!
依旧阳光明媚
- charge — n.费用;电荷;掌管;控告;命令;负载; vt.使充电;使承担;指责;装载;对…索费;向…冲去; vi.充电;控 告;索价;向前冲;记在账上;
- resident — adj.居住的;住院医师;定居的; n.居民;
- expert — adj.熟练的;内行的; 老练的; n.专家;行家;能手; vt.当专家;在…中当行家;
- impressive — adj.感人的;令人钦佩的;给人以深刻