And we're back.
我们回归了
Welcome, students, new and old to another fall semester at Greendale!
欢迎所有的新生和老生 迎来了格林德尔社区大学的秋季学期
It's time for clean slates and fresh starts.
我们要改头换面继往开来
Celebrate your fresh start tonight at the fresh start dance in the cafeteria.
今晚在自助餐厅将会举办 迎接新学期的新起点舞会
The same cafeteria where Britta Perry publicly professed her love to Jeff Winger who then walked out on her.
就在这个餐厅 布雷塔·派利 向杰夫·翁格公开示爱 而后者却逃之夭夭
Unforgettable!
让人刻骨铭心啊
Plus , free punch and fresh start cookies tonight at the fresh start dance!
另外 在新起点舞会上还会免费供应 拳头饼干和新起点饼干哟
Look at us... Living together, driving to school together.
瞧瞧咱哥俩 同吃同住 同车上学
I know. We're like batman and Shaft.
我懂 咱们就像蝙蝠侠和铁杆神探
Batman actually had a guy. His name was Robin.
其实蝙蝠侠有个伙伴 叫做罗宾
He rode around with him.
他一直伴随蝙蝠侠左右
Troy, batman's friend didn't have to be Robin.
特洛伊 蝙蝠侠的朋友不一定是罗宾
It could have been Shaft, Dolemite...
他可以是铁杆神探 多迈特
Leroy Brown.
李洛·布朗
Don't let society limit your people.
别被世俗所禁锢
Batman and Shaft. Wow!
蝙蝠侠和铁杆神探 太强了
You're reading Troy's twitter page where he posts everything Pierce says?
你在看特洛伊微博吗 他一直在上面发布皮尔斯的一言一行
Yeah! "Oldwhitemansays"? It's hilarious.
是啊 白老头箴言录 太搞笑了
Hello, honey !
你好 亲爱的
I like your hair. - Oh, thank you, Abed.
头发很漂亮 -谢啦 阿布蒂
You're welcome. - Jeffrey. Hello!
哪里哪里 -杰夫 你好啊
Hey! How was your summer? - Lived with you.
嘿 暑假过的如何 -跟你同住呢
Oh, yeah.
是哦
- semester — n.学期;半年;
- Celebrate — vt.庆祝;举行;赞美;祝贺;宣告; vi.庆祝;过节;举行宗教仪式;
- Plus — n. 正号，加号;好处;附加额; adj.正的;附加的; prep.加，加上;
- punch — n. 冲床;重拳击打;用力的捶打;吸 引力; v. 拳打;以拳痛击;给…打孔;(用打孔器等)打孔;
- society — n.社会;交往;社团;社交界;
- Pierce — v. 穿 透;扎;刺破;穿过; n. 皮尔斯;
- honey — n.蜂蜜;宝贝;甜蜜; adj.甘美的;蜂蜜似的; vt.对…说甜言蜜语;加蜜 使甜; vi.奉承;说甜言蜜语;
Okay.
好啊
So... Are you guys ready for whatever...
那么 大家准备好去上那个啥
anthropology is?
人类学了吗
We should wait for Britta.
我们应该等等布雷塔
Do we know if she's coming back?
她会回来吗She never returned any of my calls or emails. 她从未回复过我的电话和电邮
Me neither.
我也是
It's not gonna be the same without her.
没了她就跟以前不一样了
Hey, did you guys see Toy Story 3?
对了 大家看《玩具总动员3》了吗
Yes! - Oh, I love Toy Story 3!
看啦 -我特喜欢《玩具总动员3》
Hey, toy story-- Britta!
玩具总动员 布雷塔
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
好了 行了行了
I made an ass of myself and Jeff at that dance.
我在舞会上害自己和杰夫出尽洋相
I was just caught up in a competition with his turd of an ex-girlfriend, and I wish I could erase the entire night, and I owe you an apology .
我在众目睽睽之下 和他的贱人前女友争高下我希望那一晚从未发生过 并且我欠你们一个道歉
I accept.
我接受你的道歉
Oh, sweetie, you don't owe us anything, and you don't have to hide from us.
亲爱的 你可不欠我们什么 而且你也不用躲着我们
You? I'm hiding from them.
躲你们? 我是躲他们
It's like high school all over again.
这就像是高中重演一样
Psycho Britta, the walking freak show for every barbie with a cosmo subscription.
疯子布雷塔 真人版恐怖秀 简直正中那帮八卦女下怀
Look, I don't mean to be a tool, but you embarrassed me that night too, so call it karma.
听着 我不是故意犯浑 但是那晚你搞得我也很尴尬啊 这也算是现世报吧
Oh, boy.
真有你的
I hope I'm not around when you do mean to be a tool.
你真要犯浑的时候 我可得躲远一点
Let's just put this behind us and just walk to class, okay?
咱们就既往不咎 一起开路去上课 如何
Yeah. - Yeah.
好啊 -好啊
You're Britta Perry? - Yeah. What's it to you?
你就是布雷塔·派利 -是 怎么
You are the...coolest!
你简直是 酷毙啦
Right. Um...
是吗 那个
At what, exactly?
怎么个酷法
- competition — n.竞争;比赛，竞赛;
- entire — adj.全部的，整个的;全体的;
- apology — n.道歉;谢罪;辩护; 勉强的替代物;
- mean — adj.平均的;卑鄙的;低劣的;吝啬的; vt.意味;想要;意欲; n.平均值; vi.用意;
Being fearless!
勇敢无惧啊
Honest. Speaking from your heart.
忠于内心 说出心底的爱恋
'"Jeff Winger, I love you."
杰夫·翁格 我爱你
Right. Um...
没错 这个嘛
My heart may have overstated--
说的可能有些夸张
Do you sign stuff ? - Now and again.
你给人签名吗 -偶尔吧
Awesome.
太棒了
I don't like where that's going.
我可不喜欢事情变成那个样子
I know. Right?
我懂的 是吧
Um...Annie, do you remember the little talk we had?
安妮 你记得咱们是怎么谈的吧
The one about discretion? - Yes. Stop that.
谨言慎行的那个 -是 住手
Look, we agreed that you and I kissing was a mistake.
听着 我们一致认为咱俩接吻是个错误
And if anyone were to find out about it, I would be tarred, feathered, and put on one of those websites people check when they're buying a house.
而如果被别人发现的话 我会声名狼藉 并被添油加醋 在网上曝光 而且是发布在 某个购房网站上
It's forgotten, Jeff!
这事我早忘了 杰夫
Jeez, I'm not some love-struck teenybopper!
上帝 我又不是什么追爱少女
But you should know, we didn't just kiss.
但是你要知道 我们不仅仅是接吻哦
We technically Frenched.
严格的讲 是舌吻呢
I checked the make-out meter in this month's issue of-- National review.
我查了这个月的亲热程度表专题 《国民评论》上讲的
I don't like where that's going.
我也不喜欢事情变成这个样子
Senor Chang!
昌老师
Oh, wait. I guess it's not senor anymore.
等一下 你不再是老师了
What should we call you? Student Chang?
我们该怎么称呼你 昌同学
Two credits into a music major chang?
弄虚作假昌
Okay. How 'bout not calling me anything...Hmm?
好啦 你们什么都别叫我 如何
Why are you guys in this class?
你们怎么都上这个课
Oh. We chose it together.
我们一起选的课
The real question is... Why are you in it?
真正的问题是 你怎么在这里
Oh! You missed us?
你是不是想我们了
Oh ho! Don't flatter yourself, okay?
修; 别自作多情了 好不
- Being — n.存在;生命;本质;品格; adj.存在的;现有的;
- stuff — n.东西;材料;填充物;素材资料; vt.塞满;填塞; 让吃饱; vi.吃得过多;
- issue — n.问题;流出;期号;发行物; vt.发行，发布;发给;放出，排出; vi.发行;流出; 造成…结果;传下;
- major — adj.主要的;重要的;主修的;较多的; n.[人类]成年人;主修科目;陆军少校; vi.主
Have you checked out the course description ?
你们没看过课程说明吗
Ancient weaponry? Genital mutilation?
古代兵器 生殖器割礼
Subject's talkin' my changuage.
简直是为我设计的
I don't get it.
这是什么状况
Well, Star-Burns has grown reliant on his star-shaped sideburns but still craves identity beyond them, so he added a hat.
那个啊 星霸对他的星星状连鬓胡子 愈发依赖但除去胡子 还是想有个性点 于是他加了个帽子
No,what's up with Britta-Mania?
不是 他们怎么对布雷塔如此狂热
Oh. Oh, that's even simpler.
这个就更简单了
In the eyes of the public, Britta put herself out there, you walked away, makeing her the underdog, the Jill T, the Aniston.
在众目睽睽之下 布雷塔袒露心声 你一走了之让她成为众人同情的怨妇
That's ridiculous .
一派胡言
Hey, Jeff, do you have any hillbilly cousins?
对了 杰夫 你有没有什么乡下表亲
I wish. Why?
我倒是想呢 干吗
What about a wealthy uncle?
那富有的叔叔呢
Or an old drinking buddy that may or may not have had a sex change?
那有没有什么老酒友 可能做过或是没做过变性手术什么的
Why are you mining my life for classic sitcom scenarios?
你干吗把我的人生设定的像经典情景喜剧
I guess I'm just excited about the new year, Looking for ways to improve things.
我想我只是对新学年太过激动 总想找点事改变一下
I'm hoping we can move away from the soapy relationshipy stuff and into bigger, fast- paced, self-contained escapades.
我一直希望 可以跳出这种肥皂剧式生活 进入前景广阔紧张刺激的独立恶作剧界
What is it, exactly, that separates man from animal?
确切的说 是什么 让人类区别于动物呢
- course — n.科目;课程;过程;进程;道路;路线，航向;一道菜; vt.追赶;跑过; vi.指引航线;快跑;
- description — n. 说明;形容;描写(文字);类型;
- Ancient — adj.古代的;古老的，过时的;年老的; n.古代人; 老人;
- identity — n.身份;同一性，一致;特性;恒等式;
- beyond — prep.超过;越过;那一边;在...较远的一边; adv.在远处;在更远处; n.远处;
- ridiculous — adj.可笑的;荒谬的;
- wealthy — adj.富有的;充分的;丰裕的; n.富人;
- classic — n. 名著;优秀的典范; adj. 最优秀的;第一流的;有代表性的;典型的;
- improve — vt.改 善，增进;提高…的价值; vi.增加;变得更好;
Divorce ?
离婚
Tools. Like this blowgun I used to hunt monkeys with the korubo in the Amazon.
是工具 正如这个吹箭筒 我曾用它和科鲁波族人一起猎猴子
My name is professor June Bauer, and this semester, I will guide you to the very threshold of your humanity , where you will lock eyes with the shrieking, blood-drenched sister-raping beasts from which we sprang.
我是琼·鲍尔教授 本学期 我会引导你们走向人类的最开端 我们将把目光锁定在那些 尖叫连连 鲜血淋漓 强奸亲妹的野兽身上 即咱们的老祖宗
You will also have to make a diorama.
你们还要做模型
For your first assignment , I would like you to form tribes of no more than eight and, if you can, mix up the races, or you'll be surprised at how quickly things get awkward .
你们的第一个任务 我想让你们组成不超过8人 一组的小部落 而且如果可以的话 人种混搭 你 会惊讶的发现 事态将急转直下
You know, now that Troy's off the streets and living with me, He's learning so much about the world.
现在特洛伊不再在街上游手好闲 而是跟我一起生活 他可是大开眼界受益良多啊
Yeah. Tell me again why Jewish people wear yarmulkes.
是啊 再说说为啥犹太人要带小圆帽
Half a hat. Saves money.
戴小帽 省大钱[喻避孕套]
Thank you!
多谢
'"Half a hat"? That is so offensive !
戴小帽 这也太没礼貌了
I love "Oldwhitemansays".
我喜欢 白老头箴言录
Hey, find an eighth dork for your tribe of dorks?
找到你们学习小组的第八位傻蛋了吗
Chang, I'm starting to think you took anthropology because you wanna be in our study group but are too proud to ask.
昌 我开始怀疑你选人类学这门课 是因为你想加入我们 却放不下脸面来问
What? Keep dreaming, Winger.
什么 做梦去吧 翁格
- Divorce — n. 离婚;分离;脱离; v. 与(某人)离婚;判(某人)离婚;使分离;使脱离;
- hunt — vt.打猎;搜索; vi.打 猎;搜寻; n.狩猎;搜寻;
- humanity — n.人类;人道;仁慈;人文学科;
- assignment — n. 任务;布置;
- awkward — adj.尴尬的;笨拙的;棘手的;不合适的;
- learning — n.学习;学问; v.学习(learn的现在分词);
- offensive — n. 进攻;攻势;攻击;侵犯; adj. 冒犯的;得罪人的;无礼的;极其讨厌的;
Would somebody with too much pride ...do this?
我要是要脸面的话 会这样吗
Current balance , $23.20.
当前余额 23元2角
Consider yourself Chang-ed.
昌就是这么拽
Some mac and cheese, please.
芝士通心面 谢谢
Sorry. Looks like your food just walked out on ya.
抱歉 你的食物不要你了
Same way you did Britta.
你对布雷塔也是这么干的
Hey. Can we talk?
能谈谈吗
Oh. Now he wants to talk.
拜托 现在想起要谈谈了
No. It's fine. I'll be right back.
没事的 我马上回来Man, uh...You got some real passionate fans. 天啊 你还真是不少忠实粉丝啊
Ah, it'll blow over.
热潮会退去的Would you mind, um... Helping it blow over? 你能...助 退 一下吗
My stock is kinda plummeting around here.
我的人品就跟股票一样暴跌不止
I don't mean to sound like a tool, but maybe it's karma.
我不是故意犯浑 也许这是现世报吧
Britta, I know you're excited to finally be popular with women, But don't get too high on your own drama .
布雷塔 我知道你 在女性群体中受到欢迎感到暗爽 但是自娱自乐也别太过头了
High on my own drama?
我自娱自乐?
People's champion !
人民的冠军
Sorry, man.
抱歉 伙计
I gotta go where the heat is.
我一向是墙头草
Jeff Winger, you're a jerk!
杰夫·翁格 你是混蛋
She's turned every woman on campus against me.
她让我成了全校女生公敌
Well, not every woman.
不是每一个
Certainly not the one that deserves to be with you.
你身边就有一个配得上你的女人
Annie, all women deserve to be with me.
安妮 所有女人都配得上我
And vice versa. - Granted.
反过来一样 -了解
- pride — n.自豪;骄傲;自尊心; vt.使得意，以…自豪; vi.自豪;
- Current — adj.现在的;流通的，通用的;最近 的;草写的; n.(水，气，电)流;趋势;涌流;
- balance — n.平衡;余额;匀称; vt.使平衡;结算;使相称; vi.保持 平衡;相称;抵销;
- stock — n. 股票;库存;储备;牲畜; v. 库存;储备;(在湖里,河里)放鱼;(给农场)购买家畜; adj. 老一套的;常备的;
- sound — vt.听(诊);测量，测…深;使发声;试探;宣告; n.声音，语音;噪音;海峡;吵 闹;听力范围;[医]探条; adj.健全的，健康的;合理的;可靠的;有效彻底的; adv.彻底地，充分地; vi.听起 来;发出声音;回响;测深;
- finally — adv.最后;终于;决定性地;
- drama — n. 戏剧;戏剧艺术;戏剧文学;戏剧性 事件;
- champion — n.冠军;拥护者;战士; vt.支持;拥护; adj.优胜的;第一流的;
- campus — n.(大学)校园;大 学，大学生活;校园内的草地;
- deserve — vi.应受，应得; vt.应受，应得;
But who doesn't eventually settle down?
但是谁都有安定下来的时候
I don't. And I never will.
我就不会 永远不会
And if I did-- If I did...
就算我... 如果安定下来
I can beat Britta at her own game.
我就可以玩死布雷塔
Oh, good.
太好了
Yeah, you better take a hike!
你最好滚远点
Do you know where the cleanest bathroom is?
你知道最干净的厕所在哪吗
Teacher's lounge . - Thank you.
教师休息室 -谢谢
Don't be shy. Come on up, have a sip.
别害羞 上来 尝一尝
The yogi of india swear by its restorative powers.
印度瑜伽笃信它的滋补作用
Okay.
算了
More of my urine for me.
自己的尿自己喝
Now for your tribe's assignment.
留给你们部落的任务
This box contains nine different tools, All of them important to humanity's survival .
这个盒子中有九种工具 都对于人类的存活都意义重大
One of them is the most important of all.
其中一个最为重要
Your tribe's assignment for tomorrow is to tell me which tool that is.
你们部落的任务就是告诉我 哪个最为重要
Questions? - I have a question.
有问题吗 -我有
But not for you. It's for Britta.
不是问你 是问布雷塔
Britta...
布雷塔
I love you.
我爱你
Now, I know this puts you in an awkwardly powerful position, but I have to know right now, in front of everyone...
我知道这让你处于一个尴尬却有利的位置 但是我必须在大家面前 知道答案
Do you love me too?
你也爱我吗
More than anything in the world.
爱你胜过一切
Really.
真的吗
Yeah. - So...
是的 -那么
It begins...
这段
the greatest relationship ever known.
广为人知的恋情就此开始咯
This is making me sick.
真是恶心死我了
I'm gonna love you forever.
我会永远爱你
- vice — n.恶习;缺点;[机]老虎钳;卖淫; prep.代替; vt.钳住; adj.副的;代替的;
- settle — v. 定居;结算;停留;确 定; n. 高背长椅(老式木家具，有扶手，座下多带柜);
- lounge — n.休息室;闲逛;躺椅;(英)酒吧间; vi.闲 逛;懒洋洋地躺卧;闲混; vt.虚度光阴;
- swear — vt.发誓;咒骂; vi.发誓，宣誓;诅咒; n.宣誓;诅咒;
- survival — n.幸存，残存;幸存者，残存物;
- powerful — adj.强大的;强有力的; adv.很;非常;
- relationship — n.关系;关联;
Good. I'm gonna love you forever.
很好 我也会永远爱你
I don't believe you.
我不相信你
Why? Don't you want me to?
为什么 你不想让我爱你吗
No, I do. Bring it.
我想 使劲爱我吧
Doesn't it make you wanna cry?
会不会看的你热泪盈眶
Something like that. Excuse me.
差不多 失陪
I downloaded a song that makes me think of you.
我下载了一首能让我想起你的歌
Let's listen to it, each using one earbud.
我们一人用一个耳机 一起听吧
Shirley, would you consider spinning off with me?
雪瑞 你想过跟我一起演个衍生剧吗
Just riffing, but we could open a hair salon together.
即兴表演也可以 我们可以一起开个发廊
Well, I don't understand. Is this you being meta?
我没听懂 你是在暗喻什么吗
I wanted to come out of the gate having adventures, like paintball. This is boring .
我要到外面的世界展开冒险之旅 比如说彩弹射击 他们无聊的很
Well, I think that's selfish , Abed.
阿布蒂 这样想很自私
If you were a friend to Jeff and Britta, you would see their relationship as an adventure .
如果你是杰夫和布雷塔的朋友 你会把他们的恋 情看作一场冒险之旅
I hadn't thought about it that way.
我没这么想过
Oh, look at how they walk!
他们一起走太可爱了
Clearly, the most important tool to a tribe's survival is here--the cross, representing christianity.
很显然 一个部落最重要的工具 就是这个 十字架 代表基督教
That's an ax. - It's an ax?
那是斧头 -是斧头吗
Maybe it's the telescope .
也许是这个望远镜
You can look through it backwards...
你可以倒过来用
Shrink your enemies!
把敌人变小
I'll show you the tool that's most important to our survival.
我告诉你们吧 生存必备的工具就是...
But fair warning-- it's my penis.
小心哦 是我的小弟弟
Oldwhiteman...
白老头箴言录
- boring — adj.无聊的;令人厌烦的; n.钻孔; v.钻孔;使厌烦;挖空(bore的ing形式);
- selfish — adj.自私的;利 己主义的;
- adventure — n. 冒险;奇遇;经历;冒险游戏; v. 探险;以…冒险;大胆进行;闯;
- telescope — n. 望 远镜; v. (使)叠套缩短;精简;
- Shrink — v. 收缩;减少;退缩;畏缩; n. 精神病学家;心理学家;
- fair — adj.公平 的;美丽的，白皙的;[气象]晴朗的; adv.公平地;直接地;清楚地; vi.转晴; n.展览会;市集;美人
Sorry I'm late. I was in my car loving Britta.
抱歉迟到了 我在车里都想念布雷塔
I guess I just love you too much.
我想可能是因为我太爱你了
Not half as much as me.
还是我爱你更多一些
Jeff, do you think you'll marry britta?
杰夫 你会娶布雷塔吗
I'd like to see someone stop me.
我倒想看看谁能阻止我
I just peed a little.
我兴奋的差点失禁了
Then here. Propose .
给你 求婚吧
I got it, I got it, I got it!
我拿到了 我拿到了
Jeff Winger...
杰夫·翁格
Will you marry me?
愿意娶我吗
Yeah, yeah, of course.
愿意 当然愿意
Perfect. I'll be right back.
太好了 我马上回来
Thank the lord you're getting married !
感谢上帝 你们结婚了
I was so worried about your souls ever since you had premarital sex on the table!
之前我还一直很担心 你们在桌子上进行了婚前性行为会遭雷劈呢
Awesome! - You told Shirley?
帅气 -你告诉雪瑞了
Well, there's no need for secrecy now!
现在没必要保密了
It was during the paintball game.
彩弹射击比赛时发生的
Was there anything you didn't win that day?
那天还有什么你没赢到手啊
Oh, my god.
天啊
You slept with her and then kissed me?
你和她上了床之后又和我接吻
What?
什么
now they're in so deep you know she's such a fool for him she has a ring around her fin-ger- errr and Abed hired an Irish singer
他们为爱沉沦 她爱到痴狂 她戴上爱的指环 阿 布蒂请来爱尔兰歌手
Britta's marryin', Britta's marryin', Britta's marryin' Jeffrey Winger What the hell is this?
布雷塔将要 布雷塔将要 布雷塔将要嫁给杰夫·翁格 这是怎么回事
A wedding. Episode .
结婚特辑
Abed, there's no wedding. - Cold feet?
阿布蒂 没有婚礼 -你临阵退缩了
Talk it over with your best man George Clooney.
去和你的伴郎乔治·克鲁尼谈谈吧[《在云端》情节]
What's up?
你好
He's a George Clooney impersonator, but still, razzle dazzle, right?
他是山寨乔治·克鲁尼 但是仍然又酷又赞
- marry — vt.嫁;娶;与……结婚; vi.结婚;
- Propose — v. 建议;提议;求婚;打算;
- lord — n.主;上帝; int.主，天啊; vt.使成贵族; vi.作威作福，称王称霸;
- married — adj.已婚的，有配偶的;婚姻的，夫妇的;密切结合的; n.已婚者; v.结婚，与…结婚(marry的过去式);
- hell — n.地狱;究竟(作加强语气词);训斥;黑暗势力; vi.过 放荡生活;飞驰; int.该死;见鬼(表示惊奇、烦恼、厌恶、恼怒、失望等);
- Episode — n.插曲;一段情节;插 话;有趣的事件;
Abed. - Hmm?
阿布蒂 -啥
Jeff made out with Annie. - What? When?
杰夫和安妮亲热过 -什么 何时
Where? - Yeah, where?
在哪 -对啊 在哪
That's inappropriate. I'm assuming in the mouth.
这个问题问的 当然是亲嘴咯
It was after the transfer dance.
是在转校舞会之后
Oh! So I tell you that I love you, and then you go outside and stick your tongue into a teenager .
我对你说我爱你 你却跑出去 把舌头伸进了小萝莉的嘴里
What is wrong with you, Jeffrey?
你到底是怎么回事 杰夫瑞
Well, shirley, since you have clearly failed to grasp the central insipid metaphor of those twilight books you devour, let me explain it to you.
雪瑞 既然你没能领会 你钟爱的《暮光之城》系列 所表达的中心思想 我就给你解释一下
Men are monsters who crave young flesh .
男人都是萝莉控
The end!
就这样
At least we have the decency to be ashamed of it and keep it a secret instead of publicly blurting, "I love you,"
至少我们还懂得感到羞耻 会保守秘密 而不是对每个嘿咻对象
to everyone who sleeps with us!
乱说 我爱你
Oh, please! I never loved you.
拜托 我根本就没爱过你
Aha!
承认了
I win! I win!
我赢了 我赢了
I win! In your face!
哥赢了 光明正大
So this was all a game?
难道这一切都只是比赛吗
Everything they do is some sick competition.
全都是他们的变态比赛而已
Oh, like you hate competition.
好像你讨厌比赛一样
How long did it take you to kiss Jeff after I told him that I loved him?
那你又是在我向杰夫表白之后多久 才去亲他的呢
Oh, that's right!
没错
First Vaughn, now Jeff.
先是沃恩 现在又是杰夫
I better not smile at that wall outlet , or you'll fry your tongue off!
我得注意点别对墙上插座表示好感 省得你把自己的舌头电糊了
- transfer — n. 转移;调任;调离;[体]转会球员; v. 调任;调走;转学;转移;
- outside — adj.外面的，外部的;外 来的; n.外部;外观; adv.在外面，向外面;在室外; prep.在…范围之外;
- teenager — n.十几岁的青少年; 十三岁到十九岁的少年;
- grasp — n.抓住;理解;控制; vt.抓住;领会; vi.抓;
- flesh — n.肉;肉体; vt.喂肉给…;使 发胖; vi.长胖;
- ashamed — adj.惭愧的，感到难为情的;耻于……的;
- instead — adv.代替;反而;
Way to hog all the girls, Jeff.
都霸占上了啊 杰夫
You know, when there's three sprinkle donuts, you don't eat one and then lick another!
你知道吗 当有三个糖屑炸面圈的时候 你不能吃着一个 还把剩下的也舔了
Anyone object to us being referred to as donuts?
有反对把我们比喻成炸面圈的人吗
No one?
没有吗
I'm sorry we can't all be as honorable as you, Troy, and post Pierce quotes all day on Twitter.
真抱歉我们不能像你一样 受人尊敬 特洛伊 每天都把皮尔斯说的话发布到微博上去
Wow. Is that your lame attempt to try and pass the hot seat to me?
你以为这样就能转移大伙的视线吗
Nice try!
想得美
Wait! I'm "Oldwhitemansays"?
等下 我就是 白老头 吗No wonder he says everything I'm thinking . 怪不得他说的和我想的那么一致
You bastard.
你个混蛋
I'm just sharing what you say.
我只是在和大家分享你说的话
Yeah? Well, what if I shared all the stuff you say?
是吗 那我也和大家分享你说的话怎样
He thinks all dogs are boys and all cats are girls.
他以为所有的狗都是公的 所有的猫都是母的
There's no way to disprove that.
这个观点可是无法反驳的哦
Have you ever seen a cat penis?
你们有见过猫的小弟弟吗
Where you going?
你去哪里
By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you...
凭借赋予我的权利 我现在宣布
Cancelled.
剧集取消
Oh, good, yeah, Abed. Cancel us.
太好了 阿布蒂 砍吧砍吧
And while you're at it, why don't you take your cutesy, "I can't tell life from TV" gimmick with you?
既然想做新剧 何不加上你那句千娇百媚的 我分不清生活和电视 花招呢
You know, it's very "Season one."
知道吗 这样 第一季 才够炫
- outlet — n. 出口;(感情、思想、精力发泄的)出路;表现机会;专营店;
- lick — v. 舔;舔吃;舔着喝;掠过; n. 舔; 一点儿(涂料);(吉他演奏的歌曲)小过门;
- object — n.目标;物体;客体;宾语; vt.提出…作为反对的理由; vi. 反对;拒绝;
- post — n.岗位;邮件;标杆; vt.张贴;公布;邮递;布置; vi.快速行进;
- attempt — n.企图，试图;攻 击; vt.企图，试图;尝试;
- wonder — n.惊奇;奇迹;惊愕; vi.怀疑;想知道;惊讶; vt.怀疑;惊奇;对…感到惊讶; adj.奇妙的;非凡的;
- thinking — adj.思考的;思想的;有理性的;好思考的; n.思考;思想;想法;意见;见解; v. 思考(think的现在分词);
- pronounce — v. 发音;读(音);正式宣布(或公布、授予等);
- Cancel — v. 取消;撤 销;终止;废除(具有法律效力的协议); n. 取消;删略;[数](相)约;盖销;
I can tell life from TV, Jeff.
我能分清生活和电视的 杰夫
TV makes sense and has structure , logic , rules.
电视有意义 有结构 有逻辑 有规则
And likeable leading men.
还有招人喜欢的主角
In life, we have this.
生活里 我们只有这些
We have you.
只有你
I'm on the clock for another hour if you want me to do some Batman lines.
如果想要我说些蝙蝠侠的台词 我就开始算下一个小时的工钱了
Not sitting with your little group?
不和你的小组坐在一起了嘛
The little group is done. - Yeah, well...
小组都已经解散了 -是啊
Mission-ary accomplished, right?
任务完成 对吗
What does that mean? - Come on.
你什么意思 -得了吧
I know you and Britta did it.
我知道你和布雷塔已经翻云覆雨过了
Isn't the whole reason you got together with those people because you wanted to bang the blond?
你和那些人在一起 不就是为了搞定这个金发妞吗
And now I hear that you frenched the brunette.
现在 我听说你连黑发妞也一并搞定了
What more could you have gotten out of that group?
那个小组不是已然没啥意义了嘛
Good morning, class.
早上好 同学们
Let's dive in and hear the results of your assignment.
我们开始上课 先来听下你们的作业情况
Who wants to go first?
谁想先来说说
I don't know, Mr. Winger.
我不知道 翁格先生
The last time I called on you, I kinda got what the maku-maku call dirt roaded.
上次我让你回答问题 得到的却是被马库人称为色情展示的东西
Using it!
享受吧
Yeah, I-I'm sorry about that.
很抱歉
It was a trick question.
这是个具有欺骗性的问题
The tool most important to humanity's survival wasn't any of the nine in the box.
对人类生存来说 最重要的工具 并不是盒子里的任何一样东西
Go on.
接着说
- structure — n.结构;构造;建筑物; vt.组织;构成;建造;
- logic — n.逻辑;逻辑学;逻辑性; adj.逻辑的;
- leading — adj.领导的;主要的; n.领导;铅板;行距; v.领导(lead的ing形式);
- reason — n.理由;理性;动机; vi. 推论;劝说; vt.说服;推论;辩论;
- bang — n. 猛敲;突然的巨响;额前短发;刘海儿; v. 猛敲;砸;(把…)砰地关上; 猛摔; adv. 正好;完全地; int. (表示枪声等巨响)砰;
- dive — n. 潜水;跳水;俯冲;猛冲; v. 猛冲;(头朝下)跳入 水中;[体]跳水(运动);
- dirt — n.污垢，泥土;灰尘，尘土;下流话
The most important tool is respect .
最重要的工具是尊重
Gaaaa-yyyy!
太基了
And the reason I know respect is a tool is because it is clearly not a natural thing, and we forget to use it all the time, and then we start competing with each other and exploiting each other and humiliating each other and controlling each other.
我之所以认为尊重是一种工具 是因为很明显它并非是与生俱来的 我们总是忘记使用它 于是我们便开始相互竞争 相互利用 彼此侮辱 彼此控制
And we lose each other.
最后失去彼此
And without each other, we'll go extinct .
而没有彼此 我们都将灭亡
And that's a fact.
这是事实
Ha. Gay fact.
基的事实
That's my answer, professor.
这就是我的答案 教授
Well, that's one answer.
当然了 这是也一种答案
Here's the one I had in mind.
我脑中的答案是这样的
Combining all nine tools, You get this-- A deadlier weapon than any one item in the box.
将九种工具组合起来 你会得到这个 一种比盒子里每个物品更具杀伤性的武器
So I'm gonna use this to attack you and you use respect to defend yourself.
我要用这个来攻击你 你用尊重来保护自己
Oh, my god!
我的神啊
I...Respect you!
我很尊重你的
That's why you fail !
这就是你失败的原因
He's passing out! - Oh, my god!
他晕过去了 -天哪
Oh! - Stay with us, buddy!
天 -坚持住 老兄
Oh, thank god. - Hello! Hello, Jeffrey.
谢天谢地 -你好啊 杰夫瑞
What happened?
发生什么事情了
Professor Bauer got suspended, and we got an automatic "A" on our assignment.
鲍尔教授被停职了 我们的作业全都自动得到了优
Did someone throw urine in my face?
是不是有人把尿泼到我脸上了
Oh. Sometimes I surprise myself under pressure .
我在压力之下总会有惊人之举
Jeff, about the assignment. We decided...
杰夫 关于作业 我们认为
- respect — n.尊敬，尊重;方面;敬意; vt.尊敬，尊重;遵守;
- extinct — adj.灭绝的，绝种的;熄灭的; vt.使熄 灭;
- weapon — n.武器，兵器;
- item — n.条款，项目;一则;一件商品(或物品); adj.又，同上;
- attack — n.攻 击;抨击;疾病发作; vt.攻击;抨击;动手干; vi.攻击;腐蚀;
- fail — vi.失败，不及格;破产;缺乏;衰退; vt.不及 格;使失望;忘记;舍弃; n.不及格;
- automatic — adj. 自动的;无意识的;不假思索的;必然的; n. 自动步枪; 自动变速汽车;自动换挡汽车;
- pressure — n.压力;压迫，[物]压强; vt.迫使;密封;使……增压;
You had the right answer.
你的答案是对的
I think we need a little more respect and a little less passion .
我想我们确实需要更多的尊重 少一些激情
Which will be easy for me because I think you're kinda gross now.
这对我来说很容易 因为我现在觉得你有点恶心了
Awesome.
太好了
Pierce, I'm gonna delete that Twitter account .
皮尔斯 我这就删掉那个微博账号
Your friendship is more important than 600,000 strangers.
你的友情胜过六十万陌生人
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
等下 等下
Are you saying 600,000 people read what I say on twitter?
你是说有六十万人在微博上看我说的话吗
We gotta cash in on that!
我们可得用这个赚点钱How about oldwhitemansays... the TV show? 来个白老头箴言秀 怎么样
No.
不要
Who would watch that?
谁会看那个
Speaking of bad development strategy , I owe you all an apology.
说到糟糕的发展战略 我该向你们所有人道歉
I was trying so hard to make our first week a great one, I didn't realize there was something great in front of us the whole time
我太想让我们的第一周变得非同寻常 我并没有认识到 其实我们一直都非同寻常
an old woman drinking her own pee.
还有老妇人喝自己的尿呢
You're right. - It's true.
你说的对 -是真的
Guys.
伙计们
I got a confession to make-- I took anthropology because I want to be a part of your study group.
我想要坦白 我选人类学 是因为我也想成为你们学习小组的一员Now, I gotta do the honest thing and just ask. 现在 我要坦诚地问一下
Is there any room in this pocket for a little spare Chang?
这个小组还能容下一位多余的昌吗
Uh...W-we've been through a lot today.
我们今天实在太折腾了
Give us a little time to think it over.
给我们点时间 让我们考虑一下
- passion — n.激情;热情;酷爱;盛怒;
- gross — adj.总共的;粗野的;恶劣的;显而易见的; vt.总共收入; n.总 额，总数;
- delete — v. 删去;删除;
- account — n.账户;解释;账目，账单;理由; vi.解释;导致;报账; vt.认为; 把…视为;
- cash — n.现款，现金; vt.将…兑现;支付现款;
- strategy — n.战略，策略;
- spare — vt.节约，吝惜; 饶恕;分出，分让; vi.饶恕，宽恕;节约; adj.多余的;瘦的;少量的; n.剩余;备用零件;
Totally, totally, man.
当然 当然 老兄
Just think about it, take your time, And, uh...Let me know.
好好考虑一下 不着急 告诉我结果就行
Bye. - See ya.
再见 -再见
All right.
好吧
Oh! Poor guy.
可怜的男人
Oh, we'll let him in eventually.
我们最后还是会让他加入的
Says who?
谁说的
Look, we have the strength to survive anything.
我们能挺过一切困难
What's the worst that can happen with Chang?
让昌加入又能有多糟糕呢
That's true. - Yeah.
这倒是 -是的
That's a good point.
有道理
I told you they hate you.
我说了 他们恨你
No. They said they just needed more time.
没有 他们说只是需要一点时间
Time? They destroyed your life!
时间 他们毁掉了你的生活
How much time before we take revenge ?
我们还要等多久才能复仇
But they're my friends.
但他们是我的朋友啊
I'm your only friend!
我才是你唯一的朋友
No.
你不是
Hah hah hah! - No!
哈哈哈 -不要
Ah hah hah hah! - Noooooo!
哈哈哈 -不要啊
Kindom animalia. Phylum chordata.
动物界 脊索动物门
The class is... - Mammalia.
纲是... -哺乳纲
'Cause boobies we gotta Order is primate. Family hominidae
因为我们有乳房 灵长目 人科
But genius is... - Homo.
属却是...-人属
But you know you're into me 'Cause I am in the species known as sapien Dogs used to eat me, but now they bring the paper in.
可你知道你爱我 因为我的物种叫智人 狗儿曾经猎食我 现在给我送报纸
It's gonna take a lot to get me away from you Damn damn.
要想远离你们真不容易 该死 该死
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do S-s-sapien I bless the rains down in Africa.
人类团结 万事不难 智人 我祈求甘霖降于非洲
Oh, bless the rain I bless the rains down in Africa.
祈求甘霖 我祈求甘霖降于非洲
- strength — n.力量;力气;兵力;长处;
- survive — vt.幸存;生还;幸免于;比...活得长; vi.幸存;活下来;
- happen — vi.发生;碰巧;偶然遇到;
- revenge — n.报复;复仇; vt.报复;替…报仇;洗雪; vi.报仇;雪耻;
- Order — n.命令;顺序;规则;[贸易]定单; vt.命令;整理;定购; vi.命令;定货;
- genius — n.天才，天赋;精神;
- species — n.[生物]物种;种类; adj.物种上的;
- Damn — vt.谴责;罚…下地狱; vi.谴责; n.一点;诅咒; adj.可恶 的; adv.非常; int.讨厌;
I bless the rains down in Africa.
我祈求甘霖降于非洲