Hey, Britta. Whatcha gonna knitta?
布雷塔 织什么呀
Good mood , bad rhyme, And is that a carb on your plate ?
好心情 烂押韵 你的餐盘里 可是有发胖的碳元素哦
I got a "B" on my nutrition final, and I am celebrating with pie and a dollop of whipped irony.
营养学 我的期末成绩是B 我用馅饼和嘲讽奶油来庆祝下Nice. I'm knitting something for my new cat. 不错 我在给我的新猫咪织东西
It's been two weeks since I lost Suzie B., so I figured it was time to move on.
小苏西已经走了两个星期了 所以我觉得是时候挥别过去了
Not being an animal lover , I assume it'll be nice to start over with a fresh kitten.
虽说我不是动物爱心大使 但我觉得重新养只健康猫会挺不错
Fresh kitten? I go to a shelter and rescue an animal that genuinely needs my help.
健康猫? 我是去动物收容所 拯救了急需我帮助的动物
Okay?
明白了吧
Why do you think I am knitting a tiny, little eye patch ?
我织小小的眼罩是有原因的
Excuse me. Hi.
打扰下 你们好
We're in high school, But we're here taking some classes for college credit .
我们是高中生 来这里上课修一点大学学分
Well, all right. Way to be go-getters.
不错嘛 真有上进心
Thanks.
谢谢
So we were-- we were just wondering...
所以我们 我们想知道
can you tell us exactly what you did in your lives to end up here so that we don't make the same mistakes?
你们的人生到底发生了什么事 才沦落于此 这 样我们不用重蹈覆辙
Because if I end up 35 and celebrating a "B" in nutrition in community college, I'll kill myself.
如果我到了35岁 在社区大学为了营养学的B而庆祝 我不会苟且偷生的
Watch it. - Yeah, watch it.
小心点儿 -没错 小心点儿
- mood — n.情绪，语气;心境;气氛;
- plate — n.碟;金属板;金属牌;感光底片; vt.电镀;给…装甲;
- being — n.存 在;生命;本质;品格; adj.存在的;现有的;
- lover — n.爱人，恋人;爱好者; n.小三;第三者;
- assume — vt.承担; 假定;采取;呈现;僭取;篡夺;夺取;擅用;侵占;
- shelter — n.庇护;避难所;遮盖物; vt.保护;使掩蔽; vi.躲避， 避难;
- rescue — n. 救援;抢救;营救;获救; v. 抢救;营救;援救;
- patch — n. 补丁;小片;眼罩;色斑; v. 修补;打补 丁;缝补;
- credit — n.信用，信誉;[金融]贷款;学分;信任;声望; vt.相信，信任;把…归给，归功于;赞颂;
- community — n.社区;[生态]群落;共同体;团体;
Or what, schmitty?
你能怎么 衰姐
Schmitty!
衰哥衰姐
You gonna knit me something sad in your house full of cats with no furniture ?
难不成你在你没有家具 全是猫的屋子里 把我织得全身悲情
Listen, it is a studio apartment , and knitting is hip.
听好了 我住的是单间公寓 编织是很潮的事
Winona Ryder knits.
薇诺娜·赖德就会编织[好莱坞美女影星]
Who?
谁?
Schmitty! Schmitty.
衰哥 衰姐
Schmits! Schmitty.
衰哥 衰姐
I have done things with my life.
我是有成就的
Awesome things.
非常了不起的事
I've been to 14 countries.
我去过14个国家
I helped build a school in Kenya.
我曾在肯尼亚帮助建学校
I once met Sting at a Cracker Barrel .
我曾在快客芭萝餐厅碰到过史汀[著名歌手]
Why are you letting a bunch of teenagers get to you?
你何必在意几个乳臭未干的小屁孩说的话
I don't even remember what they said.
他们说了啥 我已经忘记了
It just rolled off my back-- Would you stop tuning that guitar ?
像屁一样 放过就算 你能不折腾这吉他吗
You are 105 years old!
你都是国家级古董了
Tell me exactly what you did with your life to end up here so I don't make the same mistakes!
跟我说说 你到底做啥事了沦落至此 这样我不用重蹈覆辙
Excuse me!
抱歉
But it's springtime, and I thought I might woo a few chicks.
但现在是春季发情期 我觉得 我有机会泡到几个妞儿
*No one to watch while we're kissing*
深情热吻无人见
*No one to see while we spoon*
缠绵熊抱没人知
*Let's take a trip in my airship*
乘坐飞船兜两圈
*And we'll visit the man in the moon*
拜访一下月球人
Hey, hey, hey.
做啥呢
What the-- hey!
你做啥呢
Hey! What?
做什么
What the hell ?
你发什么疯
Sorry.
示惊奇、烦恼、厌恶、恼怒、失望等); 对不起
- furniture — n.家具;设备;储藏物;
- studio — n.工作室;[广播][电视]演播室;画室;电影制片厂;
- apartment — n.公寓;房间;
- Sting — v. 刺;蜇;叮;(使)感觉刺痛; n. 刺;刺伤;蜇伤;刺毛;
- Barrel — n. 桶;枪管;一 桶(的量); v. 飞驰;
- bunch — n.群;串;突出物; vi.隆起;打褶;形成一串; vt.使成一串;使打褶;
- guitar — n. 吉 他; v. 弹吉他;
- hell — n.地狱;究竟(作加强语气词);训斥;黑暗势力; vi.过放荡生活;飞驰; int.该死;见鬼(表
Animal house.
《动物屋》[78年喜剧电影]
A reference my ears applaud .
我的耳朵愿为其鼓掌 [砸吉他为影片中情节]
I couldn't resist .
我是情难自禁
Smashing the guitar of someone singing a cloying love song was on my quintessential college experience list.
在某人唱倒胃口的情歌时 砸烂吉他 是我大学生涯中 必做的经典动作之一
Your what? - It's a list of everything that movies have taught me comprises a successful first year at college.
你的什么 -吸取电影精华后 我列出了成功的大一学生 必做的事情的清单
Bond with a group of loveable misfits. - Check.
与可爱的格格不入的人抱团 -搞定
Take on the school bully. - Check.
与学校霸王干一架 -完成
Make out with the hottest girl on campus .
与学院里最靓的妞儿热吻
Check-a-rooni.
吻了
Unfortunately , the school year's almost over, and there's a bunch of stuff left on the list.
不幸的是 学期快结束了 清单上还有好多事没有做
Well, I'll help you finish it.
我来帮你完成
I'll be like your Morgan Freeman.
我就是你的摩根·弗里曼[著名黑人男配角]
Like in "The Bucket List".
真人版《遗愿清单》[07年电影]
The what?
啥?
Stand up for a second.
站起来
Uh, over here.
站在这儿
Stand there. Okay, turn around.
站好 转过去
What the hell?
你发什么疯
Pantsing someone was on my list.
当众扯掉某人的裤子 也在清单上
It would have been better if you were wearing the standard giant hearts on underwear, but I'll take it.
如果你穿的是超大心形图案内裤 就更妙了 不过我将就了
Oh, yeah?
是吗
Well, I hope getting pantsed is on your list.
希望被扯掉裤子也在你的清单上
It is.
在
- reference — n.参考，参照;涉及，提及;参考书目;介绍信;证明书; vi.引用; vt.引用;
- applaud — v. 欢呼;赞 成;
- resist — vi.抵抗，抗拒;忍耐; vt.抵抗;忍耐，忍住; n.[助剂]抗蚀剂;防染剂;
- Bond — n.债券;结合;约定; 粘合剂;纽带; vi.结合，团结在一起; vt.使结合;以…作保;
- campus — n.(大学)校园;大学，大学生活;校园 内的草地;
- Unfortunately — adv.不幸地;
- stuff — n.东西;材料;填充物;素材资料; vt.塞满;填塞;让吃饱; vi. 吃得过多;
- Bucket — n. 吊桶;大量;(有提梁的)桶;水斗; v. 用桶装;〈美〉用桶打(水);〈英口〉催(马)猛奔;
- giant — n.巨人;伟人;[动]巨大的动物; adj.巨大的;巨人般的;
What's so funny?
什么这么好笑
This!
这个
Get it?
懂了吧
Finally . - No.
终于出来了 -不
Pierce , Shirley is way too angry to talk to you right now.
皮尔斯 雪瑞气疯了 现在不可能跟你说话
Yeah, you'll have to apologize later.
等下 你必须道歉
Apologize? For what?
道歉 道什么歉
She--she should apologize to me.
她应该向我道歉
She ruined my joke.
她毁了我的笑话儿
Oh, my god.
天哪
There's a grandpa schlip-schlap.
这是那不知是啥的老爷子吗
'"Have you seen my schmitty, Sonny?"
见到我的衰儿衰女了吗 小娃儿
'"Help me. I'm gonna crap my pants ." - "Someone help me."
帮帮我 我快拉裤子里了 -来人帮帮我
Seriously, nutrition, this is your life?
别丢人了 营养学 这就是你的人生吗
Actually, I was a lawyer.
事实上 我曾是律师
Looks like that went well.
看来你的事业进展不错
And now you hang out with schlip-schlap and schlap-skank.
现在居然和不知是啥 以及啥都不是混在一起
Oh, my god, is she wearing a discman?
上帝啊 她腰上挂的是CD机吗
How could you do this to me?
你怎么能让我出丑
What? Discmans are retro.
什么出丑 这叫复古
Oh, is retro when you're 30 and broke and can't afford an iPod, schmitty?
原来复古就是当你30了 一贫如洗买不起iPod衰姐
Oh, bug-a-bah.
咚咚锵
I think schmitty means loser.
我想衰哥衰姐就是说混得很惨
We know!
我们知道
You may come back in now.
现在过来吧
I have something to say.
我有话要说
This better be a good apology .
道歉话 最好说得漂亮点
This has been a long time coming, and we have all joked around and rolled our eyes at him, but there has been a transgression today, and I will no longer continue to be a part of the group with this man.
其实这样的日子也不短了 我们取笑他 给他白眼 但今天 孰不可忍了 我不会再与这个人一起待在同一个学习小组里
Just skip to the "I'm sorry."
直接说 对不起 不就完了
- Finally — adv.最后;终于;决定性地;
- Pierce — v. 穿透;扎;刺破;穿过; n. 皮尔斯;
- apologize — vi.道歉;辩解; 赔不是; vt.道歉;谢罪;辩白;
- pants — n.裤子;
- afford — vt.给予，提供;买得起;
- means — n.手段;方法;财产; v.意思是;打算(mean的第三人称单数)[复数means];
- apology — n.道歉;谢罪;辩护;勉强的替代物;
You are pathological, and you will never change.
你是个疯子 而且永远不会改变
Huh. That is the pot calling the kettle ...
这真是乌鸦嫌猪黑
A kettle, okay.
笑猪黑 好吧
Oh, you can say black, Pierce.
皮尔斯 你可以直接说黑人
I'm a black woman. The cat is out the bag.
我是黑人女性 大家说白了吧
You have literally identified me to strangers as "the black woman."
跟陌生人介绍时 你曾直接定义我为 黑人女性
Out of context.
断章取义
Context is everything.
上下文才重要
I call the other women "flat-butt"
我管另一位女性叫 扁平屁屁
and "the one Abed wants to nail."
而一位是 阿布蒂想上的妞儿
So what's the context for constantly referring to me as a lesbian?
你经常说我是个女同 那这个上下文又是什么
If the wallet chain fits.
如果货能对版的话
I'm just trying to help you find yourself.
我只是在帮你找寻自我
At least he doesn't think that shirley's my mom anymore.
至少他没有再认为雪瑞是我妈
He thinks that we're cousins.
他觉得雪瑞是我堂姐
You're not?
难道不是吗
He still assumes I'm a terrorist.
他仍然认为我是个恐怖分子
If you're not, I'm sorry.
如果你不是 我道歉
And if you are, I'm a hero.
如果你是 我就是英雄
I'm willing to take that chance.
我愿意搏一搏
You said I have a crafty, jew brain.
你说我有狡诈的犹太头脑
Nobody knows how to take a compliment anymore.
现在没人听得懂恭维话了吗
Look, either he leaves the group, or I do.
听着 有他 没我
You just dug your own grave .
你这不是自掘坟墓嘛
Hey. What's up?
怎么啦
They kicked me out of the group.
他们把我给踢了
Want to buy some cookies?
想买饼干吗
Ten bucks a box.
10块一盒
Crap, damn it.
见鬼 该死的
Have you seen a chinese kid?
你有没有看到一个中国小孩
Twerps.
笨蛋
Oh, hey, Pierce. How's it going?
皮尔斯 最近好吗
Unrepentant child. - Such a child.
不知悔改的幼稚鬼 -真幼稚
Ooh, here comes stinky turd face.
那个臭狗屎脸来了
- kettle — n.壶;[化工]釜;罐;鼓;
- wallet — n. 皮夹子;(携带文件用的)皮夹;
- grave — adj.重大的;严肃的;黯淡的; n.墓穴，坟墓;死亡; vt.雕刻;铭记;
- damn — vt.谴责;罚…下地狱; vi.谴责; n.一点;诅咒; adj.可恶的; adv. 非常; int.讨厌;
Remember, we don't stop till he's crying.
记住 不修理到他流泪不停手
Oh, check out franken-mom.
看看那怪怪的老妈
Ooh, we can use that. No wedding ring.
有弱点 没有结婚戒指
He's a child of divorce .
他来自单亲家庭
We can make fun of him for coming from a broken home.
我们可以取笑这点
I don't care if this gets dirty.
我不在乎手段阴毒
He asked for it.
他自找的
You're right.
没错
Get ready to meet Jeff Winger, esquire, attorney at "ah, snap ."
杰夫·翁格大爷在此 律师毒舌要你好看
It'll be better than that.
放心吧 比这强
Hey, clearasil, What time your mommy's picking you up?
去痘膏 你的妈咪几点来接你啊
After she's done shooting the real housewives of Greendale county ?
她是不是绝望到要在 格林德尔郡 干掉几个主妇?
'"After she's done shooting the real housewives of greendale county."
她是不是绝望到 要在 格林德尔郡 干掉几个主妇?屌 Duh!
That's a clever retort.
鹦鹉学舌
'"That's a clever retort." Duh.
鹦鹉学舌 屌
Brilliant . - "Brilliant." Duh.
聪明 -聪明 屌
Your parents are divorced.
你爸妈离婚了
Oh, "your parents are divorced."
噢 你爸妈离婚了屌 Duh!
Schmitty.
衰哥衰姐
Forget it. Come on.
不要一般见识 走吧
Come on. Forget that...
走吧 不要一般见识
Duh! - Where you going, schmitty?
屌 -去哪里啊 衰哥衰姐
Duh! - I'm sorry, little schmitty.
屌 -对不起哦 衰哥衰姐
Mimicry is the lowest form-- - Stop talking.
学舌最没品 -别说了
Hey, you two.
二位好啊
What is that?
这是什么
Billy. City College's mascot.
比莉 城市学院的吉祥物
Stealing a rival school's mascot was part of Abed's list.
偷走竞争学校的吉祥物 也在阿布蒂的清单上
Check. - Bringing a goat to our study group-- that's a great idea, Troy.
搞定 -特洛伊 牵只羊来学习组 好主意
- divorce — n. 离婚;分离;脱离; v. 与(某人)离婚;判(某人)离婚;使分离;使脱离;
- attorney — n. 律师(尤指代 表当事人出庭者);(业务或法律事务上的)代理人;
- snap — adv. 突然; v. (使咔嚓)断裂;移到某位置;厉声 说;怒气冲冲地说; n. (尤指关上或断裂的声音)啪嗒声;(尤指抢拍的)照片; abbr. (=systems for nuclear auxiliary power)核辅助动力系统; adj. 匆忙的;仓促的; int. (在“对儿”牌游戏中出现同样 的牌时喊的)对儿;
- county — n.郡，县;
- Brilliant — adj.灿烂的，闪耀的;杰出的;有才气的;精彩的，绝妙 的;
- rival — v. 与…相匹敌;比得上; adj. 竞争的; n. 竞争对手;
Thanks. Must have been hard for you to say that.
谢谢 要你夸人可不容易
It's called sarcasm, troy.
特洛伊 这是嘲讽
Ask the goat to explain it to you.
让那只羊解释给你听吧
Why do I feel like I'm being dissed?
为啥我觉得自己被涮了
Because you are being dissed.
因为你就是被涮了
Why are you two dissing Troy?
你们俩为什么要拿特洛伊开涮
Because they no longer have Pierce.
因为没有皮尔斯可涮了
What? - Pierce's universally recognized social flaws made him the scapegoat, a lightning rod.
什么 -皮尔斯可是人神共愤的人物 标准替罪羊他人的避雷针
Now he's gone, so there's lightning everywhere.
现在没有他 大家都逃不过被雷的命运
That sounds dangerous.
听起来好危险
My uncle was struck by lightning.
我叔叔就被雷劈过
You think it'd give you superpowers, but now he just masturbates in theaters.
别以为能混个超能力上身 他现在也就一个在电影院打手枪的水平
It's very dangerous.
非常危险
We've lost our Cliff Clavin.
我们失去了克利夫·克拉文[喜剧《干杯酒吧》中的角色]
Our George Costanza. Our turtle.
失去了乔治·康斯坦 失去了乌龟
Or Johnny Drama . Or E.
失去了强尼 失去了E[均为《明星伙伴》角色]
Man, that show is sloppy. - So what's gonna happen ?
老天 《明星伙伴》真差劲 -那我们会怎么样
It's only a matter of time before one of us comes the new Pierce.
我们当中谁成为新的皮尔斯 只是时间问题
Well, I sure as hell am not gonna be the new Pierce.
我敢拍胸口保证 我不会是新的皮尔斯
And if all we need is an escape-goat, I think we should just let this one go.
如果我们需要的是只替罪羊 我觉得还是放它走吧Sometimes you've got to be pretending, Troy. 特洛伊 有时你就得扮下老皮
Maybe the new Pierce is Britta.
也许布雷塔就是新的皮尔斯
Yeah, right.
得了吧
How do you pronounce bagel again?
你是怎么念 百吉饼 的?
- social — adj.社会的，社交的;群居的; n.联谊会;联欢会;
- lightning — adj.闪电的;快速的; n.闪电; vi.闪电;
- Cliff — n.悬崖;绝壁;
- Drama — n. 戏剧;戏剧艺术;戏剧文学;戏剧性事件;
- happen — vi.发生;碰巧;偶然遇到;
Bah-gel. - She calls bagels bah-gels.
粑吉饼 -她说的是粑吉饼
We do make fun of a lot of what you do and say.
你的话你的事 我们笑的也不少
Yeah. Right to my face, 'cause I can take it, unlike a certain someone else.
是 还是当着我的面 因为我气量大能接受 不像某人
Come on, everybody, let's not make fun of Annie.
行了 各位 不要取笑安妮
No, no, I don't want anybody's pity.
不 我不需要谁的同情
You know, come to think of it, after Pierce,
仔细想想 没有了皮尔斯
you're the most bigoted. - What?
你就是老顽固了 -啥
When you found out I was Jewish, you invited me to a pool party that turned out to be a baptism.
当你知道我是犹太人后 你邀请我去参加泳池派对 结果是个基督教受洗仪式
Well, excuse me for trying to sneak you into heaven.
我想着法儿把你送进天堂 我错了
Ooh, what about Abed? Abed's weird.
阿布蒂呢 他非常怪异
No, it's not Abed.
阿布蒂不可能是皮尔斯
He's all right. We like Abed.
他很好 我们喜欢他
Guys, have you considered the new Pierce concept is stupid?
伙计们 有没有觉得新皮尔斯的概念是个蠢问题
Spoken like the new Pierce.
语气就像新皮尔斯
You're right. - I am not the new Pierce.
没错 -我才不是新皮尔斯
You said the world wide web...
你说万维网...
Damn the old Pierce. Oh, he makes me so mad.
让旧皮尔斯见鬼去吧 被他气死了
You're Pierce's cousin. - Don't double Pierce me.
你是皮尔斯的表亲 -别把我和皮尔斯扯上关系
And you're the triple Pierce.
你相当于三个皮尔斯
That's so unfair. - Guys, guys.
太不公平了 -伙计们
I can't believe I'm gonna utter these words, but we need Pierce in this group.
我真不敢相信我要说这话 但是我们需要皮尔斯在这个小组
But we can't ask Shirley to let him back in.
但是我们不能说服雪瑞让他回来
That would be so insensitive.
那样太不近人情了
Well, maybe he'll admit he's wrong...
也许他会承认自己错了
Two, three, four. Uh, not!
二 三 四 才不会呢
- pronounce — v. 发音;读(音);正式宣布(或公布、授予等);
- unlike — adj.不同的，不相似的; prep.和…不 同，不像;
- concept — n.观念，概念;
- utter — v. 说;出声;讲; adj. 完全的;十足的;彻底的;
- admit — vt.承认; 准许进入;可容纳; vi.承认;容许;
We need Pierce.
我们需要皮尔斯
Just stick to the script and make it sincere .
严格遵循剧本 真诚一点
It's not gonna be sincere because I'm pretending to apologize.
肯定真诚不了 因为我是在假装道歉
Okay, but you're not getting back in the group unless she thinks you're sincere.
要是她觉得你不真诚 你就别想回到小组
Stubborn fool.
固执的傻瓜
Can we hurry this up?
能快一点吗
Troy and I are pledging the cool fraternity, and unbeknownst to us, we're actually the target of ridicule and don't have a chance in hell of getting in.
特洛伊和我要去加入兄弟会 其实我们是他们嘲弄的对象 根本就没有机会加入兄弟会
Yeah. They're making us walk around with pretzels in our butts.
他们逼我们用屁股夹着椒盐脆饼走来走去
I put mustard on mine like an idiot.
我像白痴一样在我的脆饼上放了芥末
Okay, Pierce, you can do this.
好了 皮尔斯 你能办到
Oh, boy.
天啊
Yup.
正中目标
Shirley, I know you don't want to hear what I have to say, But I owe you this.
雪瑞 我知道你不想听到我要说的话 但是我欠你一束花
From the moment we first met,
第一次见到你
I knew you were gonna be-- - Seriously!
我就知道你... -你要不要再过分些
Oh, Shirley!
雪瑞
You are unbelievable!
你真是无可救药I'm not wearing my contacts. These are mine. 没戴隐形眼镜 这是我的
Give them to me. Oh, but I'm a bag guy.
还给我 我看包认人
You even have the same bag, so I thought, you know...
你俩有一样的包 我就以为...That's right, 'cause nothing is ever your fault. 说得好 所有都不是你的错
You know what, screw you. I don't even owe you an apology.
知道吗 见鬼去吧 我都不应该向你道歉
They wrote this.
他们写的剧本
Just pretend like you asleep.
假装你在睡觉
- script — n. 剧本;电影剧本;笔迹;广播(或讲话等)稿; v. 为电影(或戏剧等)写剧本;
- sincere — adj.真诚的;诚 挚的;真实的;
- unless — conj.除非，如果不; prep.除…之外;
- target — n.目标;靶子; vt.把……作为目标;规 定……的指标;瞄准某物;
- mine — n.矿，矿藏;矿山，矿井;地雷，水雷; vt.开采，采掘;在…布雷; vi.开 矿，采矿;埋设地雷; pron.我的;
- screw — vt.旋，拧;压榨;强迫; n.螺旋;螺丝钉;吝啬鬼; vi.转动，拧;
Just pretend like you asleep.
假装睡觉
Thank you!
万分感谢
Now I fully understand where I have always stood.
现在我了解我是 处于什么地位了
I'm entitled to my pride until it gets in the way of what you guys want.
为了得到你们想要的东西 我的尊严一文不值
Got nothing to say?
没话可说了?
Well, I do.
我要说
I'm out of the group.
我退出小组
What--Shirley! - Shirley!
等等 雪瑞 -雪瑞
Oh, Shirley, don't go. Please.
求你 雪瑞 别走
Uh-oh, sassy, black schmitty's out of the group.
有性格的黑衰姨退出小组了
Oh, no. Not the group.
不 不要退出
Poor, sad, little schmitties.
可怜的衰人们
Can't all of us little schmitties get along?
衰人们不能和睦相处吗
Well, would you please hurry up?
你们能不能快点
I am late for my bikini wax.
我的比基尼脱毛预约要迟到了
Hurry, please. - Who was that?
快点 -这是哪几根葱
A punk-ass who needs to be destroyed.
一个需要被消灭的臭小子
And I just figured out how.
我找到办法了Um, can we focus on what's important here? 能不能把注意力放在重要的地方
Shirley thinks we don't care about her.
雪瑞认为我们不在乎她
No, no, you're right. You're right.
对 你说的对
You're right. That's totally more important.
说得对 这个更重要
I just--I just thought of one thing.
我想到一件事
You need to bang that kid's mom.
你要去睡那小子的老妈
Um, after we fix everything with Shirley.
在我们解决雪瑞的问题之后
Whoa!
太棒了
Yes, yes, yes, we'll deal with shirley,
是的 解决雪瑞的问题
But that's brilliant! - I know.
太聪明了 -我知道
Because then anything that he says about you...
因为他继续说你坏话的时候
he'll be saying to a dude that banged his mom!
他是在说睡了他老妈的那个人
Oh, my god, you guys.
份量; 你们没有搞错吧
- pretend — vi.假装，伪装，佯装; adj.假装的; vt.假装，伪装，模拟;
- pride — n.自豪;骄傲;自尊心; vt.使 得意，以…自豪; vi.自豪;
- focus — n.焦点;中心;清晰;焦距; vt.使集中;使聚焦; vi.集中;聚焦;调节焦距;
- bang — n. 猛敲;突然的巨响;额前短发;刘海儿; v. 猛敲;砸;(把…)砰地关上;猛摔; adv. 正好;完全地; int. (表示枪声等巨响)砰;
- deal — vt.处理;给予;分配;发牌; vi.处理;讨论;对待;做生意; n.交易;(美)政策;待遇;
Sorry. Shirley. - Shirley.
抱歉 雪瑞优先 -雪瑞优先
All right, bye, everybody.
好了 拜拜 孩子们
Have a great day.
祝你们今天愉快
Be right here at 3:00, please.
3点要回到这里
I'll be in a hurry.
我会尽快赶到
Excuse me.
请原谅
Sorry to bother you.
很抱歉打扰你
You don't happen to have an extra bottle of sports drink, do you?
你不会碰巧 有一瓶多余的运动饮料吧
Actually, I do.
我还真的有
Here you go. - Oh, thanks.
给你 -谢谢
Gotta hydrate, right?
得补充水分
But obviously you know. You work out.
显然你是知道的 你塑身有方
Well, I try to keep things where they should be.
当然 我努力让身体各部分保持原位
I think I might be where should I be.
我认为我现在身体正佳
I don't know about your robot, Abed.
你这机器人行不行啊 阿布蒂
Boob and Tron's great.
小布特 没问题
And once someone spills bong wateron his circuitry and he comes alive, he's gonna make us the coolest guys on campus and help us get babes.
只要在他的电路上浇点大麻水 他就会活过来他会让我们成为校园里最酷的人 肯定吸引女孩子
Those are real babes who will really laugh at us.
那些可是会嘲笑我们的实实在在的女孩子
Hey. You're my friend, right?
你是我的朋友 对吧
Friends are supposed to help each other, No matter what!
朋友应该互相帮助 上刀山下油锅
Okay.
好的
Ridiculous situation descending into heavy- handed drama for the illusion of story.
在虚构的故事中 荒诞的场景转变为 激烈的戏剧冲突
Ch-ch-ch-ch. Check.
宝盖头加元 完成
What? That was awesome.
什么 太拽了
All right, I am back in.
好吧 我回到角色
Cool.
好的
All right, here we go.
开始吧
Just so you know, I'm Shirley.
告诉你一声 我是雪瑞
Wouldn't want you reaching for me should you get a hankering for pancakes.
想要吃煎薄饼 可不要向我伸手
I'm old, and I do not see well.
我岁数大了 眼睛看不清楚
And you already won, so shut it.
你已经赢了 闭嘴吧
- bother — vt.烦扰，打扰;使……不安;使……恼怒; vi.操心，麻烦;烦恼; n.麻烦;烦恼;
- extra — adv.特别地， 非常;另外; n.临时演员;号外;额外的事物;上等产品; adj.额外的，另外收费的;特大的;
- Ridiculous — adj. 可笑的;荒谬的;
- illusion — n.幻觉，错觉;错误的观念或信仰;
I won? Oh, no.
我赢了 没有
They want you in the group, and I quit ,
他们想让你在小组 我退出了
So you go ahead and hang with them. - No, thanks.
你去和他们一起混吧 -不了 谢谢
I'm sick of the way that group treats me.
我受不了他们对待我的方式
Preaching to the choir.
我早就受不了了
Tell you what I'm not gonna miss-- Abed and Troy's silly little games.
告诉你我已经不屑什么了 阿布蒂和特洛伊的白痴游戏
Grow up, already.
我已经成熟了
And by the way, thanks including me.
顺便提一句 感谢让我参与过
Please, you think Annie and Britta invite me when they take those little weekend trips to the mall?
拜托 你以为安妮和布雷塔周末 去商场小逛 会叫上我吗
They just think of me as some sort of mom.
她们把我看作半个妈
They both need to learn some manners, and, you know what, Annie needs to stop dating Vaughn.
她们俩都需要学点规矩 还有 你知道吗 安妮不可以再与沃恩约会了
He is cute, but he is not the kind of boy
他是很帅 但他不是我想像的那种
I envisioned her ending up with. - No matter how hard you try, you can never be as cool or funny as they are.
可以与安妮携手一生的人 -不管你多么努力地尝试 永远也不能像他们一样要么拉风要么搞笑
It's called respect , and no one ever gave me diddly.
这叫尊重 但却没人给过我一点点尊重
Except me.
除了我
I respect you more than anyone else in the group.
我比小组的其他任何人都尊重你
Which is why you pantsed me?
所以你才扯我裤子吗
Well, but, you see, that wasn't wrong.
但是 你知道 那并没有错
Oh, for heaven's sakes, you are such a arrogant, self-righteous ass.
天可怜见 你真是个傲慢自大自以为是的蠢蛋
And you are a strong, dignified woman who's raising a family, a bigger accomplishment than anybody else in that room.
你真是个坚强不屈端庄威严的女人 含辛茹苦养活全家 你比小组的 其他任何人都更有成就
And nobody can ever strip you of that, not even me.
没人能剥去你的成就 连我也不能
You really believe that? - Yes.
去外皮的; 你真这么想 -是的
- quit — vt.离开;放弃;停止;使…解除; vi.离开;辞职;停止; n.离开;[计]退出; adj.摆脱了…的;已经了结的;
- ending — n.结局;结尾;
- respect — n.尊敬，尊重;方面;敬意; vt.尊敬，尊重;遵守;
- strip — n. 带;(陆地、海域 等)狭长地带;带状水域;队服; v. 夺;脱掉大部分衣服;扒光…的衣服;进行脱衣表演; adj. 脱衣舞的;被剥
And that's why you think pantsing me wasn't wrong?
所以你才认为扯我裤子并不是错
It wasn't.
不是错
What are you doing?
你干什么
Did I misread that?
是我理解错了吗
Oh, here, let me just do that.
就是这儿 让我来吧
You sure you don't want some vodka?
你确定不想来点伏特加吗
Oh, I'm good. I'm good.
不用 不用
I'm at school.
我可是在学校
At 2 p.m.
而且是下午2点
Did someone just take a schmitty?
有人看到衰姐了吗
Hey. Looks like you'll be calling somebody daddy soon.
你好啊 看起来你快要管某人叫爹了呢
Or at least your mom will be tonight.
至少你妈要激情叫爹了 就在今晚
Dude, you are so pathetic. - Mark ?
哥们儿 你太可悲了 -马克
Mom, I've been pwning this loser all week, and he thinks that he can get back at me through you.
妈 我已经残这窝囊废一周了 他以为他能通过你来反击我
What? Pwning? - Pwning.
什么 缠 -残[游戏俚语 控制]
Do you even know what it means?
你连这词儿什么意思都不知道吧
Oh, I see what's going on here.
我明白发生什么事了
Look, I don't want to come between a son and his beautiful, vivacious mom.
我可不愿意夹在儿子 和他美丽活泼的妈妈中间
Oh, my god, you are pathetic.
天哪 你真是可悲啊
Yeah. So's the dumb whore who's in on it.
没错 那个蠢蛋婊子也一样
I gotta tell you, Chantel, you have raised a terrible human being.
香特尔 告诉你吧 你养了个行径卑劣的小人
We're better than this.
我们别自降身份了
No, you're not!
你算老几啊
I raised a winner who will continue to crush junior college losers like you.
我养的是成功人士 他会继续打击 像你这样的专科窝囊废
Ooh! - Schmitty!
厉害 -衰哥
I'm sorry. This is a matter of pride.
抱歉 这事关乎尊严
What are you looking at?
你看什么看
'"What are you looking at?" Duh!
你看什么看 屌
'"What are you looking at? Duh!" Duh!
你看什么看 屌 屌
School his ass, Mark.
给他点厉害尝尝 马克
- Mark — n.标志;马克;符号;痕迹; vi.作记号; vt.标志;做标记于;打分数;
- dumb — adj.哑的，无说话能力的; 不说话的，无声音的;
- terrible — adj.可怕的;很糟的;令人讨厌的; adv.很，非常;
- crush — vt.压碎;弄皱， 变形;使…挤入; vi.挤;被压碎; n.粉碎;迷恋;压榨;拥挤的人群;
- junior — n. 青少年;职位较低者;低层次工作 人员;青少年运动员; adj. 地位(或职位、级别)低下的;青少年的;
'"School his ass, mark." Duh!
给他点厉害尝尝 马克 屌屌 Duh.
We can sympathize with a pencil.
屌 屌 屌 Duh. Duh. Duh.
You're right.
屌 屌 屌 Duh! D-d-duh! Duh!
Why are Jeff and Britta making fun of those handicapped kids?
为什么杰夫和布雷塔 要取笑那些脑残儿
They don't even realize how much they need us.
他们根本没意识到多么需要我们的帮助
Why are they doing this?
他们干嘛要这样
I don't know if you've noticed, but Jeff and Britta have the two most fragile egos of the group.
不知道你们是否注意到 杰夫和布雷塔是小组中自尊心最脆弱的
These kids will pretty much destroy them.
这些孩子快把他们击垮了
What are you doing? - What the hell?
你干嘛 -搞什么
Hey, you didn't say duh!
你们没说屌
We win. - No.
我们赢了 -不
You're the schmitties.
你们是一群衰仔
No, no, we're minors.
不 不 我们是未成年人
Yeah. - I'm calling the cops.
对 -我要叫警察
No, you're not.
不行 不许叫
You have already embarrassed me by getting pwned.
你被人残成这样 把我的脸都丢尽了
Don't be such a girl. Go.
别磨磨唧唧了 走
Yeah. See that. - Yes. Suck it!
瞧这儿 -滚蛋吧
Duh. Yeah. - Schmitty face!
屌 -看他那衰样儿
And we showed you, high schoolers!
尝到厉害了吧 高中屁孩
Congratulations on your victory.
祝贺你们赢得胜利
Thank you, Annie.
谢谢你 安妮
Yeah, thank you.
对 谢谢你
And thanks, you guys.
还有要感谢你们
Any time.
随时愿为你效劳
Look, Pierce and I are considering rejoining the group, and maybe we can all be a little more mature .
听着 我和皮尔斯考虑 回到小组来 也许我们都能 更成熟一点
I hear that.
我受教了
Abed, I've had enough of this list.
阿布蒂 我受够你的清单了
Doing this stuff isn't fun. It just feels forced.
做这些事一点都不好玩 还有种被强迫的感觉
Fine. I'll deactivate Boob A Tron.
好吧 布特行动 取消
But trust me, classic college experiences never happen organically.
但相信我 经典的大学生活 从不是按部就班进行的
Food fight!
食物大战
- pretty — adj.漂亮的;可爱的;优美的; adv.相当地;颇; n.漂亮的人;
- Suck — vt.吸吮;吸取; vi.吸吮;糟糕;巴结; n.吮吸;
- mature — v. 成熟;长成;(情感和认识)成熟;有判断力; adj. 明白事理的;成熟的;像成人似的;发育 完全的;
- classic — n. 名著;优秀的典范; adj. 最优秀的;第一流的;有代表性的;典型的;
Oh, no!
爽
Are you sure it's the name of my grade school
你确定这是我的小学校名
and my favorite soft drink? - Yup. Pretty sure.
和我最爱的汽水名吗 -对 确定无疑
George Washington Lemon Fresca.
乔治·华盛顿·柠檬风情
That's a horrible porn name.
拍色情片 这艺名太恐怖了
I don't make the rules. - What's yours?
起名规则不是我定的 -你的是什么
Henry David Thoreau Diet Squirt.
亨利·大卫·索罗·无糖柠檬
Oh, that's good.
这名儿真好
Hello, Henry David Thoreau Diet Squirt.
你好 亨利·大卫·索罗·无糖柠檬
How many pornos have you been in?
请问你出演了多少部成人片
6,012. How many pornos have you been in, George washington Lemon Fresca?
6012部 你出演了多少部 乔治·华盛顿·柠檬风情
2,019. It's my first week.
2019 这周我才入行
Impressive .
实力雄厚
Thank you. - You're welcome.
谢谢 -不客气
Someone here order a pizza?
这儿有人订披萨了吗[经典A片桥段]
Is it you guys?
是你们吗
It has extra sausage .
特大号香肠哦
No. - It's big and hot.
不是 -又大又热辣哦
That's my pizza.
那是我的披萨
But you took longer than 30 minutes, so I'm not paying.
但是你超过30分钟才送到 我不付账了
- favorite — n.幸运儿;喜欢的事物;特别喜欢的人; adj.最喜爱的;中意的;宠爱的;
- Lemon — n. 〈非正式〉 蹩脚货;[植]柠檬;青柠色; adj. 浅黄色的;柠檬色的;
- horrible — adj.可怕的;极讨厌的;
- Impressive — adj. 感人的;令人钦佩的;给人以深刻印象的;
- order — n.命令;顺序;规则;[贸易]定单; vt.命令;整理;定购; vi.命 令;定货;
- sausage — n. 香肠;腊肠;