So I booked a sketch artist, an improv troupe, and there'll be a laster projecting a burning pelvis onto the ceiling.
我已经预约了素描人像高手 即兴表演团[与来宾互动的表演方式] 还有激光投影燃烧的盆骨到天花板上
A laser ! Well, this isn't gonna be your mother's Sexually Transmitted Disease Awareness Fair .
激光 那这肯定不会是那种老掉牙的 提高预防性传染病意识的展会了
You've been quite the little helper, Annie.
安妮 你真是个好帮手
Oh, STD Fair, guys. Catch knowledge.
各位 性传染病展会 套住知识
You think you're better than me? - No.
你觉得比我厉害是不 -没有
You stick to quotin' movie lines, I'll stick to sports.
你拿电影台词贴金 我用体育运动撑场
I'm trying to reduce my pop-cultural referencing.
我在尝试减少对流行文化的借鉴
Well, you're not moving into sports.
那也别踩到我的地盘啊
You and I are playing real basketball, right now.
现在 你和我真刀真枪去打场篮球
Sounds fun.
听起来很好玩儿
No, it doesn't! And it won't be.
不会好玩 绝对不会
Catch knowledge. - Sorry, not interested...
套住知识 -抱歉 没兴趣
in ignoring your very important cause.
忽略你如此重要的活动
Hi, I'm Jeff Winger.
你好 我是杰夫·翁格
Oh, Sabrina is my new secretary.
萨布丽娜是我的新秘书
'"Secretary" is a little degrading to women.
秘书一词对女性有性别歧视的意味
I help the Dean do officey things.
我帮院长处理办公室事务
Oh, gender saved.
性别歧视问题解决了
My casual friend and I are gonna have a non-romantic breakfast if you'd like to join us.
我的普通朋友和我要去吃 绝无浪漫成分的早餐你要不要一起来
The cafeteria's closed while we set up for the fair.
展会准备中 餐厅停业
Fortune cookie?
幸运小饼干
Isn't it great?
真棒啊
Greendale is the latest campus to catch a case of public health fever!
格林德尔是近来大学中第一个抓住 公共卫生热潮的
You know the toilets in the women's bathrooms don't have seats, right?
你知道女洗手间里连马桶座圈都没有吗
- sketch — n. 素描;草图;速写;概述; v. 概述;简述;画素描;画速写;
- laser — n.激光;
- Disease — n.病，[医]疾病; 弊病; vt.传染;使…有病;
- Fair — adj.公平的;美丽的，白皙的;[气象]晴朗的; adv.公平地;直接地;清楚地; vi.转晴; n.展览会;市集;美人;
- casual — n. 临时工;便装;便鞋; adj. 不经意的;无忧无虑的;漫不经心的;不 在乎的;
- campus — n.(大学)校园;大学，大学生活;校园内的草地;
Because they keep getting stolen.
因为总被人偷掉
Sabrina, take a note.
萨布丽娜 记下来
I want hidden cameras in every stall.
每个隔断都给我装上针孔摄像机
Problem solved.
问题解决了
'"You will get AIDS." - Flip it over.
你会得艾滋病 -看背面
'" Unless you go to the STD Fair."
除非你来参加性传染病展会
I wrote that.
我写的
Congratu... horrible !
有才 才怪 太烂了
See you later. Catch knowledge!
回见 套住知识
■ Jeff... you and I are friends, right?
杰夫 你和我是朋友吧
Okay.
算是吧
You may have noticed a recent change
你大概已经注意到我最近的行为
in my demeanor. - I haven't.
有小小的变化 -没注意
Well, I have a new girlfriend.
那好吧 我交了个新女友
And she is super smart, if you know what I mean .
她的智慧一手无法掌握 懂吧
Unfortunately , I always know what you mean.
不幸的是 我总能明白你的意思
Can't wait for you to meet her.
真想让你马上见到她
You know, when you catch a big fish, you want to stuff her and put her on the mantle.
当你钓到如此多汁之鱼 你总是想要满足她 享受鱼水之欢
How 'bout tonight? - I doubt it.
今晚怎么样 -心领了
Troy and I played basketball. It was fun.
特洛伊和我刚才去打篮球了 真好玩儿
Don't gloat. It's impossible to guard you.
别沾沾自喜 根本不可能防住你
Your eyes are too gentle and mysterious .
你的眼神既温柔又捉摸不透
Hey, guys, Jeff and I are double-dating tonight with my new girlfriend.
各位 今晚杰夫和我有个双对约会 我带上新女友
You got that from "I doubt it"?
这就是你从 心领了 中得出的结论
Pierce has got a girlfriend!
皮尔斯交了新女朋友啊
That's great. What does she do?
这太好了 她从事什么工作
- Unless — conj.除非，如果不; prep.除…之外;
- horrible — adj.可怕的;极讨厌的;
- mean — adj.平均的;卑鄙 的;低劣的;吝啬的; vt.意味;想要;意欲; n.平均值; vi.用意;
- Unfortunately — adv.不幸地;
- stuff — n.东西; 材料;填充物;素材资料; vt.塞满;填塞;让吃饱; vi.吃得过多;
- mysterious — adj.神秘的;不可思议的;难解 的;
- Pierce — v. 穿透;扎;刺破;穿过; n. 皮尔斯;
She's an escort. - Oh...
她是三陪女郎 - 这样啊Some mysteries solve themselves, don't they? 不打自招了 是不
No, no, no, that's just her profession .
我没付钱 这只是她的工作
She doesn't escort me. No, no.
她跟我不是工作关系
I met her in my marketing class.
我是在市场营销课上认识她的
And I'm taking Doreen to Annie's mixer tonight.
今晚我要带多琳去参加安妮的交谊会
You mean the STD Fair. Catch knowledge.
你是说性传染病展会 套住知识
Taking a call girl to an STD Fair.
带应召女郎去性传染病展会
There's a joke here.
有笑料
So, Jeff, dust off that black book and rustle up a honey , huh?
所以杰夫 掸掉通讯簿上的灰尘 选个女伴一起去吧
Is there a pill that makes the word "no" clearer?
有没有种药吃了 让人能更清楚地听到 拒绝 二字
Well, I guess it is pretty short notice, probably couldn't get a date anyway .
好吧 也许时间太过仓促 你大概也找不到女伴
I'm sure you're right.
还真让你猜对了
Maybe it has something to do with crabs.
也许这跟螃蟹有关[有阴虱的意思]They're like a food, but they're also a disease. 是种食物 又是种疾病
You know, I wonder , Jeffrey, for all your feather flashing, when was the last time you actually scored?
杰夫瑞 我在想 你总是吹得天花乱坠 那你最后一次得手是什么时候
Well, I don't know the precise date, Pierce, because I'm not you, so there's no receipt .
皮尔斯 具体日期我早就不记得了 我又不是花钱召妓 所以没收据
Oh, come on.
别这样
Jeff, you shouldn't take potshots at some poor woman just because you can't get a date.
杰夫 你不能随意抨击某个可怜的女人 就因为你自己找不到女伴
- solve — vt.解决;解答;溶解; vi.作解答;
- profession — n. 职业;行业;同行;业内人士;
- honey — n.蜂蜜;宝贝;甜 蜜; adj.甘美的;蜂蜜似的; vt.对…说甜言蜜语;加蜜使甜; vi.奉承;说甜言蜜语;
- pill — n.药丸;弹丸，子弹; 口服避孕药; vt.把…制成丸剂;使服用药丸;抢劫，掠夺(古语); vi.做成药丸;服药丸;
- pretty — adj.漂亮的; 可爱的;优美的; adv.相当地;颇; n.漂亮的人;
- anyway — adv.无论如何，不管怎样;总之;
- wonder — n.惊 奇;奇迹;惊愕; vi.怀疑;想知道;惊讶; vt.怀疑;惊奇;对…感到惊讶; adj.奇妙的;非凡的;
- feather — n. 羽毛; 翎毛; v. 长羽毛;用羽毛覆盖;在…上装箭羽;使(桨)与水面平行;
- precise — adj. 准确的;确切的;精确的;明 确的;
- receipt — n. 收据;收入;接受;字据; v. 开收据;
I can get dates anytime I want.
只要我想 任何时候我都可以找到女伴
What is this, some kind of joke?
这算什么 笑话吗
No. This is.
不 这才是笑话
'"Don't eat the crab dip." yay-yay!
别吃蟹味海鲜酱[去阴虱剂]
Ah... you hear that, Annie?
安妮 你听到了吗
That's the sound of STD's screaming, "No! Stop being so aware of us!"
这是性传染病的尖叫声 不要如此关注我们
And it's all thanks to you.
都是你的功劳
I was voted most likely to succeed at my rehab clinic.
我曾在戒毒中心被选为最有可能成功的人
Well, in recognition of all your hard work, I have decided that you should conduct the condom demonstration.
鉴于你如此辛勤工作 我决定让你来完成 安全套的演示工作
You're gonna be center stage showing everyone how to put a condom on a, well, what my dad called a Jimmy Carter.
你将会成为众人聚焦的中心 向他们展示怎样将安全套套在... 我老爸曾管这个叫 吉米·卡特 [美国总统]
Um, I don't know if I'm the right person for that.
我想我不是最佳人选
Don't worry, not a real one.
别担心 不是套在真人上啊
No, it's an anatomically correct model, you know.
是个仿真模型
But trust me, eyes closed, you can't tell the difference.
但相信我 眼睛一闭手感没两样
Okay.
就这么定了
Hey, it's Jeff Winger.
你好 我是杰夫·翁格
Well, I wanted to see what you were doing tonight.
我想问问你今晚有安排吗
What do you mean, do I know your name?
什么叫我知道你的名字吗
What kind of a question is that? Of course I know.
这算什么问题 我当然知道
- sound — vt.听(诊);测量，测…深;使发声;试探;宣告; n.声音，语音;噪音;海峡;吵闹;听力范围;[医]探条; adj.健全的，健康的;合理的;可靠的;有效彻底的; adv.彻底地，充分地; vi.听起来;发出声音;回响;测深;
- being — n.存在;生命;本质;品格; adj.存在的;现有的;
- aware — adj.意识到的;知道的;有…方面知识的;懂世 故的;
- likely — adj.很可能的;合适的;有希望的; adv.很可能;或许;
- recognition — n. 识别;认识;承认;认可;
- conduct — v. 实施;执行;表现;引导; n. 举止;管理方法;经营方式;实施办法;
- center — n.中心，中央;中锋; 中心点; vi.居中，被置于中心; vt.集中，使聚集在一点;定中心; adj.中央的，位在正中的;
- stage — n.阶 段;舞台;戏剧;驿站; vt.举行;上演;筹划; vi.举行;适于上演;乘驿车旅行;
- correct — vt.改正;告诫; vi.调整;纠 正错误; adj.正确的;恰当的;端正的;
Well, if I answer now, You'll never learn a valuable lesson about trust, Jennifer.
如果我现在回答了 你就永远体会不到信任的意义啦 詹妮弗
Crap! ahh...
可恶
Pierce really got to you, huh?
真给皮尔斯说中了呀
It has been a dry spell.
确实有段空窗期
But that's only because it's been a while since I've tried.
但离我上次出击已经有段时日了
So I'm trying.
我正在努力填补空窗
Yeah, I can see that.
看出来了
This is a lot of outgoing calls.
有这么多已拨电话啊
'"Car wash redhead, Tube top, R.E.M concert ."
洗车的红发妹 R.E.M[摇滚乐队]演唱会的抹胸装'"Juror number six." That sounds aboveboard. 六号陪审员 这个还摆得上台面
At least you have "mommy" in here.
至少你还存了老妈的电话
It's not my mom.
那可不是我妈
Dude, not cool.
哥们儿 太不像话了
You saying "dude" is not cool.
哥们儿 这词你说出来 也不像话
What are you doing?
你搞什么名堂
'"Hot blonde, Spanish class"?
西班牙语课的金发辣妹
You're welcome.
不用谢
This is the phone book of a man in his 20s.
20来岁小青年的通讯录才是这德性
The women literally have no identities.
女人只有外貌特征管她姓甚名谁
It's pretty shallow .
肤浅至极
You're right.
你说得对
I can't believe I haven't seen it before now.
我以前居然没发现这点
Whatever.
随你了
I'm gonna go study with Shirley.
我要去和雪瑞学习了Well, I'll be here... rethinking my way of life. 我要在这里反思我的人生
Call mommy.
呼叫妈咪
Guys... I have a problem.
姐妹们 我有麻烦了
The Dean wants me to demonstrate the proper use of a condom at the stupid fair by putting one on a mannequin's stupid...
院长要我在那个破展会上 演示怎样正确使用安全套 要把安全套戴在模型的...
Thingamabob.
那个上面
It's a big honor...
我觉得很荣幸
But I'm gonna screw it up.
但我一定会搞砸的
Well, it's easy enough to practice.
上手很容易的
- course — n.科目;课程;过程;进程;道路;路线，航向;一道菜; vt.追赶;跑过; vi.指引航线;快跑;
- Tube — n. 管; 管子;道;电视; v. 把…装上管;把…弄成管状;使通过管子;〈英〉坐地下铁道车去;
- concert — n.音乐会;一 致;和谐; vt.使协调;协同安排; vi.协调;协力; adj.音乐会用的;在音乐会上演出的;
- shallow — adj.浅的;肤 浅的; n.[地理]浅滩; vt.使变浅; vi.变浅;
- demonstrate — vt.证明;展示;论证; vi.示威;
- screw — vt.旋，拧; 压榨;强迫; n.螺旋;螺丝钉;吝啬鬼; vi.转动，拧;
Britta, do you have a banana?
布雷塔 你有香蕉吗
This is an anatomically correct model I'll be handling.
我要搞定的可是个生理结构能乱真的模型
Real... whatchamacallits... are nothing like bananas!
真正的 那个什么 怎么能和香蕉一样
Are they?
是一样吗
Have you never seen one?
你没见识过吗
Shh! - Annie...
嘘 -安妮
Being a virgin in this day and age is something to be proud of. You're like a unicorn.
现在这种年代保持童贞 是值得骄傲的事儿啊你就像独角兽一样珍贵
I am not a unicorn.
我才不是什么独角兽呢I had relations with my high school boyfriend. 我和高中男友发生过关系
We did it to Madonna's "Erotica"
有麦当娜的《色情》做伴奏
on the floor of his walk-in closet.
在他的衣帽间地板上做的
But he wouldn't let me look at it.
但他不让我看那个关键部位
And he cried after. And during.
做完他就哭了 做时也在哭
He's gay now.
他现在是背背山战士
I think he was gay then.
我觉得他当时就已经断背了
So you, uh, you never seen one when you were growing up?
那么 你在成长过程中也从来没见过
Like, you know, on the internet, in a picture, Or Harvey Keitel's?
比如说 网上 或者图片 哈威·凯特尔的电影[《坏警官》中正面全裸]
I've caught glimpses, but I've never got a real good look at one.
我如蜻蜓点水般扫过 但从没仔细观察过
What I need to do is practice on the actual model, but the Dean has it locked in his office.
我只需要对那个模型操练一番 但院长把它锁在办公室里了
Okay, that's easy enough.
那还不是小菜一碟
We'll go to him and we'll ask him...
我们去找院长让他...
No! This is really embarrassing.
不要 那样就太丢人现眼了
I don't want anyone to know.
我不想让其他人知道
I just want to figure out how to do it and get it over with.
我只想弄明白怎么操作 然后顺利过关
The Dean is counting on me, and I want him to know that I'm someone he can trust.
院长很倚重我 我想向他证明我是值得信赖的人
We have to break into his office.
我们得撬了他的办公室
I actually have no problem with that. - I think I could do that.
我没问题 -我也没问题
Oh, hello, Jeffrey. - Hi, Pierce.
好啊 杰夫瑞 -皮尔斯
- figure — n.数字;人物;图形;价格;(人的)体形;画像; vi.计算;出现;扮演角色; vt.计算;认为;描绘;象征;
I was just going into the fair to wait for my smokin'-hot date.
我正要进展会呢 等待我的性感女伴到场
That's nice. - How 'bout you?
真有你的 -你呢
Were you ever able to, you know, come up with a, you know, date?
你到底能不能 那个什么 带个女伴儿一起来啊
No, no. Because I didn't try.
不行 因为我压根没找
Because taking a date to an STD Fair would be lame.
在性传染病展会上约会也太雷人了吧
Don't worry about it, kid.
别担心 孩子
What you're going through is a dry spell.
你只不过是在一段空窗期中
From my experience, they don't last any more than 12, 13 years.
以我的经验来看 不会超过 十二三年吧
Excuse me.
失陪了
Oh, no, gonorrhoea.
不要转到淋病
Please, please, no, gonorrhoea.
不要淋病
Ow, it burns.
好痛哦
Gross . Dean, your assistant .
真恶心 院长 你的小秘
Is she single ? What are her likes and dislikes?
她是单身吗 有什么喜好憎恶
Uh, yes on single.
没错 单身
She likes hip-hop and horses.
她喜欢嘻哈音乐和马
Dislikes beards and... yeah, I was done talking.
讨厌大胡子和... 我说完了
Is it me, or are horses the most beautiful creatures?
是我太怪了还是马确实是最美丽的生物
They're so majestic. - Totally.
它们实在是威严又高贵 -确实如此
I mean, just this morning when I was shaving and listening to the new Jay-Z, I was thinking about how I want to squeeze in a quick gallop this weekend.
今天清晨我一边刮胡子 一边听Jay-Z的新歌[嘻哈天王] 一边想这个周末如何翻身上马恣意奔驰
Do you own a horse?
你养了匹马吗
Can you ever really own a horse?
高贵桀骜的马怎么会屈从于人呢
Pierce.
皮尔斯
This is Sabrina.
这是萨布丽娜
About 30 seconds after you walked away, I asked her to be my date for the fair, and she said yes.
你撇下我大约30秒后 我问她能不能做我展会的女伴 她欣然接受
Oh, you must have a great personality . - Thank you.
金; 你一定是个随和开朗的人 -谢谢Congratulations, Jeff. You proved me wrong. 恭喜啊杰夫 看来我错了
- Gross — adj.总共的;粗野的;恶劣的;显而易见的; vt.总共收入; n.总额，总数;
- assistant — n. 助理;助手;助 教(在国外留学的大学生，教授本国语); adj. 助理的;副的;
- single — adj.单一的;单身的;单程的; n.一个; 单打;单程票; vt.选出; vi.击出一垒安打;
- thinking — adj.思考的;思想的;有理性的;好思考的; n.思考;思 想;想法;意见;见解; v.思考(think的现在分词);
- squeeze — vt.挤;紧握;勒索; vi.压榨; n.压榨;紧握;拥挤;佣
You got a girl. - Yeah, I did.
你有女伴了 -没错
Oh, this is Doreen. Ready for our double date?
这是多琳 准备好双对约会了吗
Yes, I am. Wait, how'd you do that?
当然 等下 你怎么得手的
Is this the best safe sex fair or what?
这绝对是最好最安全的性展览会了
Check out these condoms.
看看这些安全套吧
All along the side it says "Greendale"!
侧边都清一色地印着 格林德尔 的大名
Exclamation point, my idea.
加个感叹号 我的高招
Wow, me in a dune buggy. With syphilis.
我坐在沙滩车里 和梅毒一起
This is gonna on the fridge.
一定要贴冰箱门上秀秀
Hey, look how gorgeous Doreen is tonight.
看看多琳今晚多么艳光四射
Hey, can we...
聊聊
Let's lay out our plans for the evening.
我们部署下春宵计划吧
You wing man me, I wing man you.
你吹捧我 我夸耀你
Maybe we split up for a little hoo-ha.
得手后散伙And then meet in the morning for eggs and... 然后早上集合 吃鸡蛋[有卵子的意思]
details.
品细节
That sounds like the worst combination plate ever.
这是史上最差劲的早餐搭配
Ugh! I can't believe you beat me again!
真不敢相信你居然又赢了
You want my stuffed animal?
你想要我的绒毛熊吗
We're arm wrestling.
我们来扳手腕
Oh, like Stallone in "Over the Top".
就像史泰龙在《超越巅峰》里那样[87年电影]
But I'm not sure of all the rules.
但我对角色[有规则的意思]不太肯定了
Don't I need a semi truck and a ten-year-old son?
我是不是得有辆货车还得有个十岁的儿子
The rules are you suck ! Let's go!
规则就是你输定了 来决一死战吧
Uh, I want to wait for a more inspiring song. This score isn't right.
我想等一首更有激情的歌 这音乐不对
There we go.
来吧
You broke my hand, you bastard.
你把我手弄断了 你个混蛋
- personality — n.个性;品格;名人;
- split — vt.分离;使分离;劈开;离开;分解; vi.离开;被劈开;断绝关系; n.劈 开;裂缝; adj.劈开的;
- combination — n.结合;组合;联合;[化学]化合;
- plate — n.碟;金属板;金属牌;感光底 片; vt.电镀;给…装甲;
- suck — vt.吸吮;吸取; vi.吸吮;糟糕;巴结; n.吮吸;
- score — n. 成绩;比分;总谱;伤痕; v. 评分;(在游戏或比赛中)得分;(在游戏或比赛中)记分;
I can't do anything with this.
我打不开
Hmm, let me see that.
来 让我看看
Ooh, I can see through the door.
我可以看到房间里
Oh, yeah. Thar she blows.
凤凰台上忆吹箫
Ooh, I wanna see! I wanna see!
我要看 我要看
Okay, go, go, go. - Shh.
行 来来来 -嘘
I'm the one that needs to see.
我才是那个需要看一看的人
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
好好好
It's okay.
没事 看吧
Oh, boy.
好家伙
Oh, I had it wroooong!
原来我大错特错
Is that considered large?
这个算大吗
Yes. - No.
是的 -不
What in the reverse "Porky's" is going on here?
女版《反斗星》在干嘛呢[82年偷窥喜剧]
You know, Doreen speaks six languages.
多琳能说六国语言
You should hear her order wine in French.
你应该听听她怎么用法语来点酒
Hey, honey, say Cabernet Sauvignun.
嘿 宝贝 说赤霞珠[红酒的一种]
Pierce, you're embarrassing me.
皮尔斯 你让我难为情了
Do you know a lot about wine?
你对红酒很在行吗
Well, I did have a client who owned a vineyard in Napa.
我有位客人 他在加州纳巴有个葡萄园
He was into S&M and Merlot, so we called it S&M&M.
他喜欢舞鞭滴蜡 也喜欢喝美乐[品牌红酒] 二者结合戏称为 小糖豆 [M&M's为巧克力豆品牌]
Honey, you're boring the crap out of Jeff.
亲爱的 你把杰夫闷到死了
Be right back. I have to make tinkles.
嘘嘘一下就回来
Well, then, I'm gonna go get us another round.
我去再拿杯酒来
You know, you are not what I expected.
你和我想像的出入太大
You're smart, you're classy.
你不仅聪明 而且气质高贵
You're not wearing go-go boots.
你穿的也不是高筒时装靴
They're in the shop.
放在店里呢
You know, despite what most people think, I actually spend most of my time talking.
我知道世人的想法 但我的工作时间绝大部分在聊天
As men get older, they want to spend their time with someone they can have a real conversation with.
当男人上了年纪后 他们会花时间 在真正能聊聊的人身上
That is going to suck.
那将会彻底悲剧
- reverse — n. 反面;背面;倒退;相反的情况(或事物); v. 颠倒;倒车;撤销;彻底转变; adj. 相反的;反面的;反 向的;背面的;
- order — n.命令;顺序;规则;[贸易]定单; vt.命令;整理;定购; vi.命令;定货;
- client — n.[经]客户; 顾客;委托人;
- boring — adj.无聊的;令人厌烦的; n.钻孔; v.钻孔;使厌烦;挖空(bore的ing形式);
- despite — prep.尽管，不管; n.轻视;憎恨;侮辱;
'"Going to", Jeff?
将会 杰夫
Look, Sabrina's cute, but she thinks that Monty Python is the evil snake from "Harry Potter".
没错 萨布丽娜很漂亮 但她以为巨蟒喜剧组合就是《哈利波特》中 的邪恶之蛇
Trust me, I know girls I can converse with who are way more annoying.
我知道怎么选女伴 我可以和比她 更没品的女生交流
I will take "tinkles" over "we need to talk" every time.
我永远都会选 嘘嘘 而不要 聊聊
Hey, babe.
宝贝儿
Ready to show me that Lexus?
准备好展示你的雷克萨斯了吗
I thought you'd never ask.
我还以为你不会问了呢
Doreen, it was very nice to meet you.
多琳 很高兴认识你
You can do better.
你可以选个更好的
Here.
给
Oh, they already left?
他们已经走了吗
What a couple of nincompoops!
真是一对傻子
Uh, before I buy dinner, I have to ask...
在请你吃饭之前 我想问一下
Is there any lovemaking on the table?
今晚会有洞房花烛吗
We're through, Pierce.
我们吹了 皮尔斯
I'm gonna go to the bar, and you can join me if you'd like.
我现在要去吧台那边 如果你想的话 可以和我一起
And we can still have a lovely evening, but it will cost you 200 bucks.
想要洞房花烛也可以 只需200美金
That is a pretty big discount .
她可是给了我大折扣
I had no idea alcohol would make people horny.
我居然没料到酒精会使人如此饥渴
Makes me sleepy.
却让我昏昏欲睡
Dean. - Yeah.
院长 -怎么了
We have a 597 currently going on in your office.
你的办公室发生了597号事件
A 597?
法规597号
There's a dog-fighting ring in my office?
居然有人在我的办公室里斗狗
Okay, I'm just gonna turn him around, and we're gonna cover him up.
好了 我把他转过去 然后把他遮好
Okay, ladies, I am shocked at the reverse "Porky's"
女士们 对于今晚在这儿发生的偷窥事件
that has happened here tonight.
我感到非常震惊
I don't see what the big deal is.
这有什么值得大惊小怪的
Annie just needed to look at the model of the pe...
安妮只是想看看那个带 阴 的模型
Oh, okay, the "p" word has entered into play.
既然你说到了这个阴开头的词
- evil — adj.邪恶的;不幸的;有害的;讨厌的; n.罪恶，邪恶;不幸;
- discount — n.折扣;贴现率; vi.贴现;打折扣 出售商品; vt.打折扣;将…贴现;贬损;低估;忽视;
- alcohol — n. 酒精;乙醇;含酒精饮料;
- deal — vt.处理;给予; 分配;发牌; vi.处理;讨论;对待;做生意; n.交易;(美)政策;待遇;份量;
That's exactly why I wanted Gail, our school counselor, here, and Monique, who's keeping record, to ensure we discuss these sensitive topics in a legally appropriate manner .
这正是我需要盖尔 学校辅导员 在这里的原因以及莫妮克 记录我们的对话 以保证讨论这些敏感问题 是在合法且合适的方式下进行的
I think everyone should say penis, so we can take away the negative power of the word.
我认为每个人都应该说出阴茎这个词 这样反而可以抵消这个词带来的负面影响
Yeah? So, everybody...
不是吗 所以 各位
Penis.
阴茎
She didn't say it.
她没说Now, why did you break in to see the penis? 你们为什么要闯入我办公室来看阴茎
Wow, I really do feel more comfortable saying that now, Gail.
哇 我现在说这词的时候 感觉顺溜多了 盖尔
I just want to focus on the girl who won't say penis.
我只对这个女孩有兴趣 没有说出阴茎二字的女孩
This is a judgment-free zone , so express yourself.
这里没有任何歧视与偏见 想说什么都行
You know what...
你知道吗
I don't want to express myself.
我不喜欢口无遮拦
I don't want to sit in a room full of people and say the "p" word.
我不想当着一屋子人的面 说那个阴字开头的词
I like being repressed.
我就喜欢遮遮掩掩
I am totally comfortable being uncomfortable with my sexuality.
我完全自在于谈及性时的不自在
And maybe, just maybe, if everyone were a little bit more like me, we wouldn't have to have an STD Fair.
也许 只是也许 如果大家都能学学我这样 我们连性传染病展会都可以省了
You go, girl! - That's my pumpkin !
真有你的 -我的乖乖呀
By the way, now that I've gotten a good look at one, I don't see what all the fuss was about.
〈俚〉重要人物; 顺便说下 我已经仔细看过了 没什么值得大呼小叫的
- ensure — vt.保证，确保;使安全;
- sensitive — adj.敏感的;感觉的;[仪]灵敏的;感光的;易受伤害的;易受影 响的; n.敏感的人;有灵异能力的人;
- appropriate — adj.适当的;恰当的;合适的; vt.占用，拨出;
- manner — n.方式;习惯;种类;规矩;风俗;
- negative — adj.[数]负的;消极的;否定的;阴性的; n.否定;负数; [摄]底片; vt.否定;拒绝;
- focus — n.焦点;中心;清晰;焦距; vt.使集中;使聚焦; vi.集中;聚焦;调节焦距;
- zone — n. 地带;分区;(尤指有别于周围的)区域; v. 将…划作特殊区域;指定…为某项用途的区域;将…分成 区(或划成带);
- express — v. 表达;表示;表露;代表; adj. 特快的;快速的;快递的;用快递寄送的; n. 特快列 车;快件服务;快递服务;快运服务; adv. 使用快速服务;
- pumpkin — n. 南瓜;〈口〉夜郎自大的蠢货;
A giant thumb in a turtleneck.
不就是个穿高翻领的巨型拇指嘛
Whoop-dee-doo!
没什么大不了
You have a really awesome body.
你的身材好诱人呐
You probably hear that all the time.
你可能总听到这样的夸奖
Not as much as I should.
还不及我应得的多
Oh... Professor...
噢 教授
What?
什么
I'm not a professor.
我不是教授
But you're at Greendale... and you're old.
但是你在格林德尔啊 还这么老
I'm a student.
我是个学生
Yikers.
被你雷到了
Yeah, it's pretty much yikers for me too.
是啊 我也被雷到了
Well, I guess I can make an exception ...
不过我可以通融一下
Professor.
教授
You know, uh...
等一下
Huh? - I can't do this.
怎么 -我不能这么做
What?
什么
But this is your car.
但这是你的车啊
Keep it. - But...
留着吧 -但是
Yes!
哦耶
How you like those apples?
赢你个落花流水
I don't like those apples.
我讨厌落花流水
I'm so upset .
我非常生气
It was just a fluke I won those other games.
看来我之前完全都是侥幸赢的
Troy!
特洛伊必胜
Wow, this may be the only STD Fair to actually spread STDs.
这可能是唯一传播性病的性传染病展会了
Shut up, Ben!
本 闭上臭嘴
Condom water balloon fight!
安全套水球大战
What the hell ?
咋回事
Dude, these are leaking.
老兄 都漏了
Oh, my god.
老天呐
That's why you don't print things on condoms.
所以说不要往安全套上印字
Everyone's getting preggers, and it's all your fault.
学生们一夜大肚 都是院长惹的祸
Oh, god Oh, man!
老天 不要啊
Troy! All the condoms are faulty .
特洛伊 所有的安全套都是破的
As the best athlete on campus, I need you to run to my office, and make an announcement before everyone leaves.
作为本校最佳运动员 我要你立马冲去我办公室在大家离开之前发出通知
- fuss — n. 大惊小怪;无谓的激动(或忧虑、活动);(为小事)大吵大闹; v. 瞎忙一气;过分关心(枝节小事);(为 小事)烦恼;
- giant — n.巨人;伟人;[动]巨大的动物; adj.巨大的;巨人般的;
- thumb — vt.翻阅;以拇指拨弄;作 搭车手势;笨拙地摆弄; vi.用拇指翻书页;竖起拇指要求搭车; n.拇指;
- exception — n.例外;异议;
- upset — vt.使心烦;颠覆;扰乱; vi.翻倒; adj.心烦的;混乱的;弄翻的; n.混乱;翻倒;颠覆;
- balloon — vi.激增; 膨胀如气球; n.气球; vt.使像气球般鼓起;使激增; adj.像气球般鼓起的;
- hell — n.地狱;究竟(作加强语气 词);训斥;黑暗势力; vi.过放荡生活;飞驰; int.该死;见鬼(表示惊奇、烦恼、厌恶、恼怒、失望等);
- faulty — adj.有错误的;有缺点的;
Dean, I am not the best athlete on campus.
院长 我不是本校最佳运动员
Abed is.
阿布蒂才是
I know you let me win the race.
我知道你是故意放水让我跑赢的
But you didn't say anything.
可是你什么都没说
That's because... I wanted it to be true.
那是因为 我在自欺欺人
You're a really good friend.
你真是我的挚友
No, Abed...
不 阿布蒂
You are.
你才是
For the love of god, run! - Okay.
偶的神呐 还不快去 -遵命Go, Abed, go, before people sex one another! 冲啊 阿布蒂 冲 赶在大家兽性大发之前
There he is.
搭档来啦
Back already. Detail time?
这么快就回来了 透露下细节呗
I stopped.
我没做
I don't know what's wrong with me.
不知道我是怎么了
I mean, she's hot.
她真的很正点
I think this place is sapping my life force .
我觉得这破地儿在消磨我的精力
Oh, it's not Greendale, Jeff, it's you.
杰夫 不是格林德尔 是你自己
You're becoming more mature .
你的思想越发成熟了
I mean, a man reaches a point in his life where he stops looking for a place to hang his underwear, and starts looking for a place to hang his hat.
你已经到了一个阶段 不再满脑子想着寻花问柳而是正正经经做人了
Oh, I'm sorry, I was waiting for that to become inappropriate or racist.
抱歉 我以为你又要穿越到什么 另类的或者种族歧视话题上
What happened to Doreen?
和多琳怎么样了
Oh, uh, she said if I wanted to continue the night, I'd have to pay.
她说今晚还想要洞房花烛的话 我就得先付钱
Oh, man, that... that is rough .
老兄 当头一棒啊
Oh, no, it was a wake-up call.
不 是一语惊醒梦中人
Doreen's a very special lady.
多琳是个很特别的女人
I did not treat her right.
我不该那样对待她
I have stuff to work on, you know?
我还是要花些心思的
- athlete — n.运动员，体育家;身强力壮的人;
- Detail — n.细节，详情; vt.详述;选派; vi.画详图;
- force — n.力 量;武力;军队;魄力; vt.促使，推动;强迫;强加;
- mature — v. 成熟;长成;(情感和认识)成熟;有判断力; adj. 明白事理的;成熟的;像成人似的;发育完全的;
- rough — v. 虐待;(铁蹄上)装防滑钉;粗暴地说;惹怒; n. 草 稿;(高尔夫球场的)长草区;草图;暴徒; adj. 粗糙的;不平滑的;高低不平的;不确切的; adv. 粗鲁地;粗野 地;
- treat — vt.治疗;对待;探讨;视为; vi.探讨;请客;协商; n.请客;款待;
You'll get there.
你会成功的
We're both gonna get there.
我们都会成功的
Here's to being better men.
敬两个更完美的男人
Cheers.
干杯
So could I borrow your 200 bucks?
能借我200块吗
Tell Doreen I say hi.
代我向多琳问好
You know, for 220 I can get the...
要是付220我就能I'll give you 250 if you don't finish telling me. 你就此闭嘴我就给你250
Ooh, I can get it twice.
能洞房两次
Ah, college. Best years of our lives.
大学 人生中最美好的时光啊
Attention, Greendale students.
各位格林德尔的同学 请注意
Don't use the condoms!
不要用那些安全套
If you're going to have sex tonight, don't use condoms.
如果你今晚想赴巫山云雨 千万别用安全套
The characteristic of an acid to donate or accept a proton cannot be quantified for individual species .
酸性物质提供及接受质子的特点是 其提供质子或接受质子数为非量化
Comparing two donor acceptor systems, the proton transposition HA+H2O... HA+H2O
若比较不同的供体受体系统 质子转移方程为
Abed? -Yeah, Troy.
阿布蒂 -啥事 特洛伊
Could you give me a glass of water?
能给我递杯水吗
Sure.
没问题
Thank you Abed.
阿布蒂 你真好
- characteristic — n. 特征;特点;品质; adj. 典型的;独特的;特有的;
- acid — n. 酸; adj. 酸的;酸性的;酸味的; 尖刻的;
- donate — v. 赠送;献(血);捐献(器官);
- individual — adj.个人的;个别的;独特的; n.个人，个体;
- species — n.[生物]物种;种类; adj.物种上的;